Curb Your Enthusiasm - Religion and Lobster

[rockstarrist]

The video should start at 1:05 ... I was gonna make the video and just googled it up and this asshole fucked the video by putting in the irrelevant parts.

[joesbeforebros]

It's so true

[frogboy7000]

Lobster is responsible for all the world's wars.

[chucknorrisfearsno1]

YOU MUST EAT LOBSTER

[domnal]

I get the point Lobster is something you might like from time to time but not if it's every frikkin' Sunday whether you want it or not.If you don't like lobster and you don't like religion and either is forced on you you certainly won't like either - very quickly !!

[a1mint]

I *love* how she never gets angry, always smiles, and is just the most pleasant thing around. Ahhh tv, so unlike life.

[apanetta1]

@a1mint Really?? I think when a wife just smiles and puts up with her husband's bullshit and tries to continue packing is much more true to life then immediately jumping into an argument.

[a1mint]

@apanetta1 I bet on average women bitch and complain and nag and create a feeling of discontent and all-is-not-well, far FAR more than men do.

[iBlissTV]

@a1mint @apanetta1 It is quite clear neither of you are married. It's not that black and white.

[a1mint]

@iBlissTV I didn't give any indication of it being black and white or any type of contrast. I said on average.

If it's it not on average, there is enough evidence that women nag, bitch, and complain an awful awful lot.

[Xiansiempre]

lets all stop and debate religion on youtube

ok, go!

[MrMDS360]

You must Like Lobster NORMAN

[cfgolfcf]

Khakis, Red Tie, Blue Blazer = pledge attire lol

[S2000XC]

funny how this jew doesnt make fun of judaism

[XkriskrossX]

@S2000XC He does. You probably havn't watched them all

[SeoulSon51]

@S2000XC You've obviously never heard him talk about religion in real life.

[ooeygoo23]

they should ban all religion videos. not bc they are bad videos, but just bc you get so many one sided, uneducated, morons who comment on them. You can take a little bit from each religion and find so many good qualities. (except for the suicide bombers n what not)

[xStaycleanx]

@ooeygoo23 Yeah, there you go. Ban videos because you don't agree with what people have to say. That makes sense!

[ooeygoo23]

@xStaycleanxDid you even read my comment? I said you can take a little bit of good from every religion. I did not disagree with one single person or say one single religion was better than others, or one was worse than others. The reason why i made the comment is because of ppl like you who try to criticize every word someone states. Which is purely an example of the comment you just posted.

[ooeygoo23]

@xStaycleanx I did not say one thing criticizing any religion or person. i said that comment bc of ppl like you who try to pick apart every little sentence and word and try to twist it into something negative. Your the exact reason why i said my comment. So thank you for verifying and proving my point on why i made my comment from before :)

[Travmapunk]

@ooeygoo23 Hahaha! It's funny how that scmuck just proved your words))

Cheers)

[tastethejace]

lol lobster isn't kosher, Larry

[elchafa]

"What does the average gentile wear to a baptism? Blue blazer and a red tie and a white shirt?"

[pedinoway2]

jews dont eat lobsters anyway, do they?

[Cannibalcorpse55]

@USMCFUCKYEA By longer, I didnt mean it was the longest. I just mean just because its been around for a while, doesnt make it the right or correct religion as most Muslims preach. Although you get that in all religions.

[Cannibalcorpse55]

@USMCFUCKYEA Well in my opinion yes. You can look at it however you like and say its "real" and not "made up". Just because Islam has been around for longer, doesnt make it the "right" religion, or the "correct" religion. Every religion will argue that its the "right" one.

[Cannibalcorpse55]

@USMCFUCKYEA Well in my opinion yes. You can look at it however you like and say its "real" and not "made up". Just because Islam has been around for longer, doesnt make it the "right" religion, or the "correct" religion. Every religion will argue that its the "right" one.

[arvoreen73]

what the Israeli Jews dont want you to know

watch?v=m9mkRiGbgZg

[Mgorky]

you can tell there is something greater out there, by looking inside? @tooty008 This from someone who calls a Jew greedy butt. Man, your "greater" and mine differ in definition a great deal. Stop pondering your bowels for depth Pig.

[Mgorky]

But, lobster isn't Kosher Larry!

[dudetocartman]

Larry's got a point.

its like i like rap. do i go around pushing rap music on people? do i say "u must love rap, its good music"?

its not only where u live, u go to Europe, SA, u travel all over the world listen to rap.

listen to rap its good.

lesson here:

use larry's explanation, then replace "lobster" with ur liking .

thumbs up if u agree

[Cannibalcorpse55]

I like how christians praise Jesus, when he was technically a jew. Now thats obviously is a made up religion.

[ooeygoo23]

@Cannibalcorpse55 every religion had a beginning. meaning it was made up. hundreds have been "made up". follow what you believe

[SandrineSoprano]

Lmao

[borstalboy1981]

"Lobster and religion, I really don't see the similarities."

Yeah, that's because lobster is real.

[sooot175]

@borstalboy1981 Religion is most definitely real... You may think God is not, however...

[Cannibalcorpse55]

@sooot175 Religion may be real, but the context of it, like God.....well thats another thing.

[QuackyBear]

@borstalboy1981 Lol wow you poor guy.

[studmuffffffin]

Aren't jews not allowed to eat lobster?

[rabble000]

@studmuffffffin correct, haha

[queeneggplant]

i have the same tapestry in my house!

[21DieselBoy21]

I'm so happy that HBO hasn't been banning all of these videos.

[bangaroodong]

A genius.

[stevaq]

The best part for me is that, although Larry is showing how ridiculous religion is to his wife, his wife is still quite reasonable to respect his opinion. I think they are a lovely couple.

[Medsas]

@stevaq they're divorced now tho

[JackPhelpswho]

People, all around the world! what are you doing not etaing lobster??

[00cm]

@JackPhelpswho More of a shrimp fan.

[mmcclain66613]

"We want you to have lobster"! While funny as hell one cannot deny that he does have a point.

[TimJMorrison]

@tooty008

So you learn about the external world through introspection?

U MAD?

[Ecdysiast96]

I see the similarity, why would Jesus want to dunk people in water unless he is secretly a lobster. And religion is crustaceous.

[choad45]

Tooty what you're saying makes no sense. that's not even a stereotype, the stereotype Jew always wins. Besides nobody gives a shit about white trash biggots like you. you'll be sitting on the dick of mankind forever. You inbred loser, your nothing but pure ignorance and shit, it's in your genes!

[choad45]

@tooty008, your a nobody, with no brain, and no one will remember you. So shut your retarded ignorant mouth once and for all.

[choad45]

@tooty008, you shut up you stupid racist loser

[choad45]

@tooty008, wow, you're educated, you obviously understand that Jews came before christians so your ancestors were jews. So your perfect little christian religion, you think is so perfect and beautiful would never have happened if Jews didn't come first, asshole.

[br5060]

@tooty008 What you wrote doesn't really make sense. That is called a run-on sentence. Try again.

[dudetocartman]

@tooty008

u r soooo wrong about jews thats a sterotype ur saying.

my dad, is a jew, and he is not selfish.

so keep ur gd trap shut b4 u get ur ass kicked by a jew

[xhoodsx24]

I fucking love larry david. the funniest man alive

[cannibalcarrie]

@tooty008 that makes no sense

[stantonmick]

LMAO! As funny as it is blasphemous!

[ImElvis666]

Disagree with Cheryl here. Lobster and religion are most definitely comparable.

[TheOdderOne]

Wait wait! You cut it short!! What time was the car gonna pick them up?? DAAAAAAAH!

[Boyhooddream1996]

ha! christianity is like green eggs and ham to them.

[miketodd67]

Cheryl says her sister is very passionate about her religion. So why was she dating a Jewish guy in the first place? Why wouldn't she date someone of her own religion instead of making this guy convert? I'm just saying.

[Subartimaeus]

Well she might've not known until she fell in love with him, obviously. And besides you know how some girls are - she probably wanted to convert him herself. Make him see the light.

[paulusmagirl]

hahaha I was going to add this clip also.

[bob555555]

Larry isn't really a practicing Jew so I'm pretty sure he does eat lobster. They even did an episode that was about some shrimp stolen from Larry's order (also not Kosher).

[Efferts]

I couldn't oblige a culture that limits food availability. It's a means to live, ya know?!

It's like you'll never find a vegan who had starved in their lifetime. Spare a vegan solid foods for a month & they'll run thru steak like fire against ice.

[Subartimaeus]

Hey dumbass, most vegans by choice don't live through poverty. They can afford to limit the food that they intake. When GIVEN THE CHOICE, they would choose to be vegan.

[Efferts]

You had no clue what I had typed, huh.

At least admit that much. But you're safe since identities aren't revealed, huh, big man?

[VinnyBloo]

Does he pick lobster because Jews aren't supposed to eat shellfish?

[bluenoserr]

No shellfish? Gasp! I didn't know that. I have "Jewish" friends who eat pork though....

[Deadman6990]

"What does the average, uh, gentile wear to a baptism?"

[highgrow]

thats nothing to be proud of

you might aswell say that you are retarded and proud

[TIKOMIX]

is jew a race or religion? That's never been clear to me...Can a white guy convert to being Chinese? What's the deal here.

[MsRymes]

Judaism is the religion, your thinking of Hebrew

[violentautopsy80]

Haha, fuck yea. I so wanna be Chinese for a day!

[GrandMasterScotty]

The term 'Jew' can refer to someone who is ethnically Jewish or who practices Judaism, or both, although it is most commonly used in its ethnic sense. Within the Jewish ethnic group there are three fairly distinct sub-groups, among other smaller ones - the Sephardi, Mizrahi, and Ashkenazi.

[imanerd36]

It's an ethnicity and a religion.

[TIKOMIX]

So what happened to non-ethnic jews in 1938 Germany? I was informed that many were.

[quiksilverrules14]

@TIKOMIX they were killed

[iwear5watches]

it's both a race and a religion. Some people have various backgrounds not related to israel, like american, irish, italian, but practice the jewish faith.

Some people, like larry david have jewish ancestry, but don't practice the jewish religion. Or like larry they go to temple from time to time but they don't take it very seriously

[tomat1]

hahaha

[KleWdSide]

I love how Cheryl brings up how Larry brings up the difference between real & fake crab during sex in "The Tivo Guy" lol

[phillyeagles217]

"Im Saint Anthony."

hahaha

[synergee]

wonderful bit of natural acting by Cheryl Hines

[Neko91485]

Love how people were taking it so seriously down there.  Hahaha, love how Cheryl reacts

[gossieuk]

LD makes being Jewish look/sound so fun. I feel like I've missed out.

[mapwa]

i feel the same way

[ItsAllAboutGuitar]

I was raised Catholic and I don't know what the fuck a baptism is. I don't think anyone knows. They dip a babies head in water, big fucking deal.

[lave4321]

It's not complicated, it represents cleansing of sin and becoming a new person through Christ. That's it. How were you raised Catholic and not know this?

[ItsAllAboutGuitar]

How can a newborn baby sin?  It's nonsense.

[lave4321]

Well you can be baptized any age is the thing, it's just representational. Beginning new life as a Christian. Of course the baby can't choose that lol But none the less that's what the meaning is.

[ArcolaBridge]

because that little pecker head is gonna lay about 1 and a half tons of poop for others to clean up. Among other things...

[mebe]

they say all people are born with sin; something to do with adam and eve stealing the apple?

[JCMELKOR]

I was raised catholic and when I was taught that as a todler I was completly mindfucked.

I couldn't stop thinking of what I could've done to feel guilty with!

[thibaulthalpern]

You're joking eh? :) Baptism is basically a ritual to publicly confirm that you are a Christian. Catholics traditionally were baptised at birth, Protestants were baptised at their own choice usually at an age when that decision could be made by themselves.

[tomheppy]

never had lobster

[afro66GMK]

Fuck all religions!!

[Robmyster73]

this guy is a comical genius!

[jamesjohnking]

He is a comical comic genius! Of comedy!

[randomlard101]

so true!

[ceresone]

If the choice is between religion and the lobster I choose the lobster

[tableturns77]

hell yea

[Thycid]

@ceresone What about a lobster religion?

[blackadder1912]

Haha I love this! Larry David is a genius