170 Greatest Clint Eastwood Quotes

[hotjack]

"Keep dreamin' shit ball." Can't wait to use that one.

[Born2Rock1987]

thats a great vid!

[MrHuddy8]

Clint is ledgend! Whover uploaded this is a legend

[birdofprey51]

He should have armed himself....

[NobodyYouWannaKnow19]

Whats the movie at 3:38

[ManWithNoName2020]

@NobodyYouWannaKnow19

In the Line of Fire

[zace00]

Everything the man says is a memorable quote

[cavemannnnnnnn]

idiii....idiii... idiots its fore you lol great line

[mikealanscott]

next time you come around this dock, this mexican is going to kick your ass haaaaa

[K3N7CR1P3]

3:18 lmao, 4:54

[piotrthesexypolak]

@1:12 what movie is this from? The almost made me burst a blood vessel from laughing so hard. Clint Eastwood is the greatest a ctor of all time!!! Every movie that I have watched which includes Clint Eastwood is one of my favourites. true story!

[ManWithNoName2020]

@piotrthesexypolak

White Hunter Black Heart

[mulehead126]

"Hey you forgot your fortune cookie...it says 'You're shit out of luck'"!

LOLOLOLOLOL great video!

[SuperTomcat105]

Harry Callahan: Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!

[blunthead27]

Thanx!!! =)

[imfercho]

I put ketchup on a hot dog!! You should try that some day haha :)

[1misanthropist]

THANKS. Damn fine vid, but what about jis best line- "We've all got it comin' , kid " in addition to a few lines from 2 Mules for Sister Sarah ?

[1987crxboy]

LOL!!

YOU ASS--ASSsss-assss- HOLE! HOLEEEEee holeee

[aqwsedrt1]

CHUCK NORRIS wrote each and every one of CLINT'S lines!!

[1Morey]

@aqwsedrt1, Chuck Norris is not cool. Clint could take out Chuck just by squinting at him.

[NobodyYouWannaKnow19]

@aqwsedrt1 Chuck Norris checks under his bed at night for Clint Eastwood

[rko4evermanuel]

which movie in 9:24

[rko4evermanuel]

and in 9:30?

[ManWithNoName2020]

@rko4evermanuel

The Rookie

[ManWithNoName2020]

@rko4evermanuel

The Dead Pool

[acrocanthosaurus4]

@ManWithNoName2020 which movie is at 3:18

[ManWithNoName2020]

@acrocanthosaurus4

Pink Cadillac

[acrocanthosaurus4]

@ManWithNoName2020 also, which movie is 6:03, and 6:07

[ManWithNoName2020]

@acrocanthosaurus4

Space Cowboys & The Eiger Sanction

[natskivna]

"I gotta put all that shit back on goddammit"

[DarkSIders187]

HOLY FUCK AHHAHAAHAH 1:10-1:20 ahahaha

[KalleJularbo]

Which movie in 1.10?

[ManWithNoName2020]

@KalleJularbo

White Hunter Black Heart

[gstaraftari]

4:54 ?

[ManWithNoName2020]

@gstaraftari

Every Which Way But Loose

[thebayareapimp]

The best actor in American history

[2dogkiller]

11 people did not get off the lawn

[schallrd1]

Clintorama!

[Zombieanialator7X7]

Which movie is at 6:41?

[ManWithNoName2020]

@Zombieanialator7X7

In the Line of Fire

[tracktoys]

This may be the greatest video ever uploaded to YouTube

[moyvilla9]

You my dear, are the ugliest bitch of all.

[SpeedyChevy72]

what are the movies at 1:46, 2:56, 5:07, 6:07, 6:34, 7:59, 9:33 if any one knows?

[ManWithNoName2020]

@SpeedyChevy72

Honkytonk Man, Pink Cadillac, A Perfect World, Eiger Sanction (6:07, 6:34, 7:59), and The Rookie

[ldchappell1]

"Dyin' ain't much of a living boy." has always been my favorite Eastwood line.

[grafikfeat]

Ha! Awesome. Thanks.

[ThaUnprofessional]

he's a walking, talking fortune cookie!

[kelsman59]

Just......Awesome!!!! Thanks!

[rostant999]

 he is the coolest white guy in the world even more than captain kirk

[redwolf2010]

8:45

[NoTagNamesLeft]

I don't put ketchup on my hotdog 0:44

[afcnorthsteeler]

if you become more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can not stop you? you will become some-thing else entirely. which is? (((((Clint Eastwood))))) Mr. Wayne.

[heartman64]

11 people put ketchup on a hot dog.

[Johngaltpercussion]

Rocks.

[Bytelovin]

Clint Eastwood is more tougher than Chuck Norris.

[InSovietRussia17]

@Bytelovin your english is weaker than a russian's

[etresanchez]

@Bytelovin But less than John Wayne!

[Inapropriation]

"This country can't be knocked out with one punch! We get right back up again and when we do, the world's gonna hear the roar of our engines! Yeah!  It's halftime, America! And our second half's about to begin!" <---Clint Eastwood's 2012 superbowl halftime Chrysler commercial epic.

[bamabelle327]

No one can insult quite like the East man.

[KFCVideos1]

Awesome video! Thank you for sharing!

[Lysha85]

Huge Clint Eastwood fan right.here!!!!

[WickedSimian]

Clint Eastwood would've made a great Snake ( as in the Metal Gear Series)

[JudasAngel666]

Don't Call me Buddy. PAL OR SWEET HEAR LMAO

[JudasAngel666]

@JudasAngel666 *SWEET HEART*

[85forddiesel]

im am the tooth fairy HAHAHAHA

[85forddiesel]

i laughed my ass off when we was talking about the donuts

[shaniqua123456789]

2:51 lol suitcase part made me LOL

[IDontLikeLiam1]

I've heard people compare Clint Eastwood to God.

I mean, he's great and all, but he's no Clint Eastwood....

[db232121]

Wonderful! Makes one appreciate Clint's great work.

[85forddiesel]

keep dreaming shitball

[85forddiesel]

i dont give a service mans discount. " thats too bad your old lady did" lol

[85forddiesel]

I SAID STICK IT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!

[85forddiesel]

whats the name of the movie at 2:23??

[sniffman1]

@85forddiesel Gran Torino

[85forddiesel]

@sniffman1 thanks

[warpedwiselegoman]

"I gotta put all that shit back on goddamnit."

[JoshEastham]

@warpedwiselegoman best one. In line of fire

[oxleydude]

good 'ol Squint Eastwood.

[nirvana1393]

whats the movie at 1:05?

[ManWithNoName2020]

@nirvana1393

Heartbreak Ridge

[ldchappell1]

@nirvana1393 whats the movie at 1:05? <----I don't know if anybody answered this question, but the movie is "Heartbreak Ridge" from 1986.

[atfatw]

whip peewee herman ass clint!

[KenworthW900HG]

First off, allow me to start by saying that I'm straight, heterosexual, normally orientated, not gay, etc. - however you fancy saying it...

...but Clint Eastwood is the sexiest man ever. I want to be him!

[HexSabre]

HAHAHA I love this man

[HunterRossTV]

I know alot about people, I know alot about people, I know alot about pigeons....

[heartman64]

what is the last one?????

[ManWithNoName2020]

@heartman64

Pink Cadillac

[Ltpeppers05]

I'm going to start using Clint Eastwood pick up lines and see how lucky I am

[woodwingsoffps]

The 9 people who disliked this were not lucky!

[Zombieanialator7X7]

What movie is at 2:38? Great video btw!

[ManWithNoName2020]

@Zombieanialator7X7

Where

Eagles Dare

[WhisperHub]

Brilliant video, I thoroughly enjoyed it, well done!

[TKane001]

“You have any kids lieutenant?”

“No.”

“…Lucky for them.” :D

[Hamburger1993]

who the fuck is chuck norris

[zeppelin67637]

@Hamburger1993 Thats what Clint calls what he leaves in the toilet every morning.

[KenworthW900HG]

Clint Eastwood better be in Expendables 3 or I'm gonna have to come back here and this shit will get ugly!

[quagmire12890]

2:50 What Movie?

[ManWithNoName2020]

@quagmire12890

Tightrope

[worldcoup]

Great Movies...But Clint..absolute shame on he who can make a biopic of Hoover, and neglect to mention his unadulterated hatred of poor whites and all blacks. A man who denied the existence of the mafia, even after the Godfather was written, does not deserve to be airbrushed by Eastwood...the infamy.,seriously.

[SpeedyChevy72]

"you for got your fortune cookie it says your shit out of luck" BaMmmm :)

Clint Eastwood is the best actor!!

[Brightstar878]

I like steak two :D

[mrnotmeeither]

CLINT EASTWOOD ART MADE FROM BLUE TAPE by Dudeman

Go to picable.com and then post this at the end of the url!! /Art/Clint-Eastwood-Dirty-Harr­y-Made-From-Torn-Painters-Tape­-by-Dudeman.3278257

[maliwahtallhei]

YOU ASSSSSSSSSS HOOOOOLLLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!

[BLong114]

"I know things about people...I know things about people...I know things about pigeons" haha

[027Erik]

"Nobody I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hotdog"

[nellerboy2000]

i think the movie at 9:14 is Coogan's Bluff.

[dnacij]

Clint Eastwood, my grand children will be hearing stories about his epic movies. IMHO the best actor in history of Hollywood

[EschenbachClock]

What's the movie at 9:14?

[ManWithNoName2020]

@EschenbachClock

Coogan's Bluff

[Elkhartful]

Such a badass

[torskasoren90]

2:56? What movie?

[ManWithNoName2020]

@torskasoren90

Pink Cadillac

[ChairmanMeow1999]

The Clint "quote" right after 9:15 is just a slap! LOL!

[Saber10inch]

@ChairmanMeow1999 well sometimes words does not effect the other person as much as a slap in the fucking face and clint knows it xD

[thaisc67]

I can't wait til I'm old enough to start acting like him!!

[BaggerandNino]

You forgot "I Reckon So"

[NikolaRisto]

I know somethings about people.

I know somethings about people.

I know somethings about pigeons.

[rockafoxtoday]

"Here's to us ducks, cause' we don't give a quack."

[red03mitsu]

@rockafoxtoday amen bro

[professorpsoop]

Nice work, but really now...the one from Escape From Alcatraz (I'm not scared, I just hate N-words....) really should be here, PC or not.

[Iamthesouljacow]

"What does it say?" "'Idiots'...must be for you"

[TheSkoeter]

You don't need to know DICK hahahahah

[IzzyJG99]

"Too bad your old lady does..." Ba-Zing!

[trwent]

I put ketchup on a hot dog !!

[walther647]

what what what what chicken butt

[desireeT01]

Can I say something??

Your mouthwash ain't making it...

[juleso9]

8 people don't feel lucky...

[malevolency]

3:18? what movie?

[ManWithNoName2020]

@malevolency

Pink Cadillac

[ourobourous2000]

"Im going to Kill you, Your Momma and all her Bridge playing friends" LOL

[ulf5]

Did I miss the "get off my ass"-line from the Dead Pool or isn't it in the video?

[Manas10101]

@ulf5

It's not included, but that's another great one, in my opinion XD

[Theidiotsearcher]

AWESOME.....

Phil

[dcman077]

awesome



[davidurge]

Superb montage of a legend

[BootCampWuTang]

The "Get Outta Here" at 6:52 is fucking legendary.

[stsr23]

Clint Eastwood is a kool kat.

[pancakesNwafflezVids]

listning to one of the best actors in the world, eating brownies, drinking pure American milk......a perfect way to spend a Sunday evening before having to return to the 10th grade.

[emelineyk]

quel bel homme talentueu et charismatique!

[imfercho]

Wow there was actually a time where Eastwood had a voice. Interesting.

[MrFleshyheadedmutant]

Clint Eastwood is the baddest man in Hollywood and always has been......Bar None!!!

[fukinserious]

@MrFleshyheadedmutant Hell yeah!! I mean I like Jason staatham, and stallone, but Clint makes them lookl like kindergartners who have to go home from school early cause they shit themselves

[seattle0002]

Well done.

[julesli]

It's Leslie Nielsen at 3:49!

[BlooDCoNcReTe]

@AntaresInScorpius He aint dead yet

[BrainForRent]

Go ahead! Make my day! =)

[teresoninter444]

8 people are punks

[FriedEggsWithChips]

Loove the ending line! lol

[Beatlesfangoogle]

What movie was at 7:16

[FriedEggsWithChips]

@Beatlesfangoogle Looks like Tightrope but not sure.

[ManWithNoName2020]

@Beatlesfangoogle

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

[Beatlesfangoogle]

@ManWithNoName2020 I meant 7:18.

[cadmus98]

Here's to us ducks, because we don't give a quack?

[mikepuppetz9]

Chuck Norris wears Clint Eastwood pyjamas

[AtheismCentral]

Eastwood could sing the theme song to my little pony, and it would sound badass.

[TheFarmallboy1206]

the best actor known to man

[BigBallfro25]

Haha I mean the one when he says bang and the monkey falls

[ManWithNoName2020]

@BigBallfro25

Every

Which Way But Loose

[BigBallfro25]

What's the one with the monkey and says bang

[madmike81]

Eastwood=National Treasure. 

[jimmymckay73]

awesome.



[deekdeclan]

Keep dreamin' shitball haha

[Thechuckshow1]

Clint Eastwood for President. He'd get this shit in order.