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  • I'm guessing its because the Guardian reader didn't like the fact that the guy was wearing a poppy..... I really do detest this sort of moral superiority that these liberal elites display. He was probably on his way to a fucking dinner party in his 1.5 million Islington Town House where he will proceed to moan about the tyranny and poverty in the world and yet do fuck all to actually do something about it

  • id go mad i hate being trap i felt his pain

  • fucking wanker just let him off!!

  • why is the guardian an important part of the story?

  • this guy's a tool, but pretty fucking funny

  • The north/south divide captured perfectly... I think we're all in agreement about who comes off as a complete moron from this!

    I really hope the baldy on the left knows about this!

  • not sure who's the most detestable out of these two, looks like a comedy sketch. You can't carry off wearing a leather jacket like that with receding stringy baldness either.

  • serves him right for living in Preston.

  • This guy needs to do something with this! /user/schmoyoho

  • haha

  • @kingqueen3065 - You know me so well!

    Seriously, I like cock but not fat cock!

  • Love how at the very end there is a guy getting a ticking off by the conductor for fare dodging :-)

  • Do people actually think this is real? Blatant set-up.

  • @Gull1971 blatantly real. If it was a set-up I would have thought to hold my camera in landscape!

  • I don't really understand what the gripe is. Man sits on train and reads newspaper. Other man sits on train and uses laptop but wants more space? I'm not sure how just sitting there reading a newspaper can take up an excessive amount of space, tbh. That said, bald guy shouldn't have got arsey about it, and newspaper guy should have just let him step past when he wanted to leave. But then bald guy should have just climbed over newspaper guy - everyone would have been happy.

  • They both seem like childish idiots to me.

  • If he wasn't so fat he might not have such a problem fitting into his seat.

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  • 13,655 people now think that guys a total prick.

  • There is no way he would have kept me cornered in that seat. Fucking obnoxious egotistical prick!

    He wouldn't have had the temerity to tell me that he is refusing to let me off the train! I would have pulled my self out of my seat, stood up on my chair and then walked across him with a quick swift elbow to the nose or heel in his groin. Tosser.

  • @dariogg I think you fancy him

  • what a dick

  • fucking plum

  • This is clearly a stitch-up for compensation. Get the guy irate until he throws that coffee on him, accomplice has video evidence which magically only contains the assault itself, rather than the lead-up.

  • @andyt99 don't be a stupid

  • The guy behind them in white shirt and black sleeveless pullover/tanktop looks like a coatless policeman.

    I also find it interesting that in UK society the louder person will be the one everyone will be watching and judging (just like the tanktop guy was doing) no matter how evil the quieter guy is. So, often I have seen this work greatly to the disadvantage of the original victim, especially when witnesses are involved. They naturally side with the "quieter" person (and not just the Brits).

  • I know what I would have done. There is a cup of coffee on the table.

  • He should have asked to play with his willy. Might have got the whole carriage to himself.

  • If he's have tried that with me he'd be using his Guardian to stem the flow of blood from his teeth and nose.

  • I'd have forcibly moved the Guardian reading twunt.

  • What an IDIOT!

  • he should have cycled through his weapon inventory and hit him with the flamethrower

  • They are so well mannered even though they are quite angry at each other.

  • I too can make claims of my physical dominance, on the internet.

  • Wow how the trapped guy kept his cool I have no idea. Kudos for not decking the guy with the newspaper.

  • I would have cracked the fuckin cunt in his face, smug little bastard >:(

  • I'd have fucking chinned the arrogant cunt.

  • I don't give a toss what paper the guy reads, but if he'd treated me like that he'd be eating teeth.

    Wanker.

  • i would have just knocked him out

  • Wish the trapped guy had climbed over the newspaper knob, and knocked the boiling costa coffee in his lap.

  • The guy with the paper is a tosser! I'd of punched him! Smug prick!

  • I'd have just put my back to the window of the train and shoved the bloke clean out of his chair and walked over him.

  • if there's any justice in this world the bloke with the paper will be forced to fight to the death against chris moyles with the victor being finished off by the baying crowd. the crowd then turn their attention to janet street porter and peter hitchens. thankyou.

  • Nut the bald twat .... soon move then wont he !!!!!

  • I think this is very awkward. But I think being on crowded trains often brings out the worst in people.

  • Climb over. A well placed heel to the goolies will move him.

  • Guy reading the paper was a tw4t (regardless of the paper).

    I would have intervened and made a real scene out of it just to embarrase the ar53ole. Then he might just be put off train travel. But then, he get behind the wheel of his mobile anatomy extension hogging the middle lane of the M6!

  • Hmm, the guy on the right was rude to him, i think the newspaper guy was annoyed enough not to move, but it just went abit too far.

  • Ask the guy politely to let you get out. If he refuses, assume that he's joking and ask politely again. If he refuses then try to reason with the guy, again, in an amicable tone. If he still fails to co-operate and there's no staffmember around to help then you're within reason to raise your voice. If a heated verbal exchange doesn't work then make an attempt to get out without his co-operation. If you're unable to then push him out of the way. If you're still not free of this idiot, punch him.

  • He looks like a typical fat bully who's getting his comeuppance.

  • It's about time inconsiderate people on trains got a taste of their own medicine. Well played, Mr Guardian reader.

  • This will probably double the number of people who have looked at The Guardian this week.

  • Guardian readers are the smuggest wankers imaginable.

  • I'd move coz that bald guy looks like the nutter out of Human Centipede 2

  • What an utter tool the man with the paper is.

  • Bit strange to film it.

  • What the hell is wrong with these people?

  • wow, stereotypes are alive and well! We don't know the backstory to this, I will reserve judgement on said 'guardian reading, osprey rucksack, leather jacketed 'twat' till I find out.

  • @PomBare the backstory is in the description.

  • @socialjourno fair play. I feel quite balanced about this video all in all. Just don't like peoples assumptions. Nice Blur quote btw.

  • this is far too funny

  • Leather jacket, Osprey rucksack and a copy of the Guardian, jesus what a twat. Not often I side with fat people but chubby was in the right.

  • guardian readers are such cunts

  • The man who refused to move was lucky not to be punched or stabbed with a pen or whatever. Hopefully this will go viral so that millions of people will watch it, so he will be identified, named and shamed. He also needs to be reminded that unlawful imprisonment is a criminal offence.

  • what a fool, i hope everyone gave him the dirtys

  • They guy with the newspaper was playing to the camera. 2 seconds in, he looks straight at it and smiles. He's still a twat, though.

  • @MultiTerryCat In all honesty, I don't think he was. Both of them were too wrapped up in themselves to pay attention to anything else going on.

  • What a wanker, I'd have stomped over the cock and probably "dropped" my coffee on him while I was at it. Totally unnecessary douchebaggery.

  • Why does it matter if he's a Guardian reader or not?

  • @Burntlego it was his only distinguishing feature :)

  • @socialjourno (Apart from being a complete twat, of course.)

  • @Burntlego

    There's usually a correlation between the frequency of reading the Guardian with the size of how much a self-righteous arsehole the reader of such is.

  • @Krackells By Guardian you mean Daily Mail, yes? Yes.

  • @Burntlego

    Ah, no surprise what your agenda is.

    No.

  • Danny De Vito looks like he's getting pretty flustered by it all.

  • I found this quite funny really, the fat man was panicking about missing his stop, and all the while the guradian reader know how it would all unfold. With both getting off at the same stop, no harm done, just a few shits and giggles.

  • Asshole. Should have nutted him

  • Should of give him a good hiding

  • He should have said "please" - bet that's what's happening here!

  • I would have straddled him

  • That was hilarious!

  • he should have whipped out his dick and pissed on him...

  • I'd have lost it by now and smacked the fucker

  • should of lamped him

  • Fat man wanted to stand for last 5 mins of journey - only exercise he gets. Troll Gruniad reader!

  • Funny!

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