Google Sings! Portal - Still Alive

[AnybodyNL]

3 words:

UN-BELIEV-ABLE

[antho3001]

LOL WTF there are lyrics for every single phrase

[WoWkemon90]

Lawl at the people that looked up "*random lyric* lyrics".

[28830302thijs]

Genius.

[YotubeCommenter]

Dam, bro! I just watched the whole video and you type as fast as sh**! So good job and nice video.

[MrGaberthegamer]

I actually like this

[OtakuXepher]

Lol sad, pretty, and funny. Just how I like it

[amorphusensanity]

(Cannot see previous comments because of filter at work) It makes sense that the lyrics would be more prevalent suggestions on google than many mainstream songs. Just consider the likely fan base we are speaking about for Portal vs mainstream music...

[rockers39]

ill do Want You Gone with Karaoke music

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[tige4777]

you wrote the words to late

[FireStarDoink]

aperture science LOGIN?

TELL ME TELL ME

-rarity-

TELL MEEEEEEEE

[AnonymousCrazyBiatch]

@FireStarDoink Username: cjohnson Password: tier3

Is that what you mean?

[Guitar6943]

DON"T READ THE DESCRIPTION!!! you will regret it..

[thepsychocolors]

@Guitar6943 WHAT THE HELL! you say don't read it and I read it. Curse you!!!!!!!!

[TrombonicOxide]

It could've toke you a while to mash-up, man! Good Job.

[iinfamouslyxiizzy]

what game?

[ferarry13]

guys ... use chrome! why fox or explorer ...

[REDjello45]

*applause* 

[sabotagethefool]

Thumbs up for the amazing realization of how many are suggested especially paired with "lyrics" lol.

[littlenannybot]

holy shit, this is actually possible?

[Dquanchi]

who went to google to see if every/any line in this song comes up suggested like that? :P

[InactiveLemon]

I was rofling at the suggestions

[monkeynut000]

thumbs up if you looked at the aperture science website

[SecretGamerSociety]

Day 42: Still no sign of Thegreatjarokn's comment.. running low on resources..many thinking about mutany. Must send back messenger to the mainland.

[WarDog12117]

Woah woah woah... Hold the phone... @ 0:20 Aperture Science has their own website! Time to get on Google.

[MrBerlinRiver]

@WarDog12117 Yeah man! I got my portal gun yesterday! Pew pew HOLY FUCK IM on the moooon! Look it wheatly! And.......And...........OMG...­......SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAA­AAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[LightDarkNinja]

i love it how all the lyrics are in google's database when you type them LOL

[bowowowowowowowowow]

GAY

[pcdude2143]

@bowowowowowowowowow IMPOSSIBLE. GLaDOS is female.

[LichexJenkins]

@pcdude2143

Actually. GLaDoS is nor male nor female. She USED to be female, yes. But is now a computer with nthe mind of Caroline. Not the physical body, so she is technically not a female.

And just to make sure i win this convo, females can be gay, we just call it lesbian...

Now shoo!

[TheVolcaloidLovahs]

@bowowowowowowowowow You said happy.

[tvpnbb]

@bowowowowowowowowow Yes, this song is happy.

[sudikai]

it makes me happy seeing how much influence portal has on the internetz

[ilife11]

IT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS

[petebob77]

Google is getting cocky, guessing lyrics before hand.

[MisterAnimann]

I love how all the lines were in the suggestions

[MANdrew257]

thumbs up if you want a real life portal gun

[OptimusCloudz]

<3 cleverbot

[MrDarthhideous]

Is it real or faked?

[nintendoman647]

rofl

[Ashinator5000]

Its funny if you just watch the clock in the3 corner.....

[rolanddeschain99]

Thumbs up if you lost the game while watching this. Or from reading this comment. :)

[BritttMyerz1997]

If you type part of the lyrics to this song into the Cleverbot, it'll complete the lyrics... :D It knoooooows..

[XinoBrix]

Soon robots will tale over the world...

[DragonKnightFire808]

Why are results for the lyrics coming up? Google-GLaD0S?

[TigerSets72]

what a depressing song :-(

[iMusic53]

00:7 I'm making a pizza the size of the sun

[xSilentBanditx]

I just lost the Internet.

[oeneboy]

Nearly clicked the like button there. GLaD I didn't.

[HaloMaster936]

lol XDD

[MegaBrianTheBest]

thinking about ubuntu

[ShadowBlade405]

wtf half of you typed showed showed something google is Glados

[WUNDerDUDe2312]

im hitting my self with a broom hanle  a and it is messing mup my typning....

[pcdude2143]

@xsunny14x screw capitalization, this is the InTeRnEt! :)

[xsunny14x]

...you spelled glad wrong...its GLaD :) 

[AwesomeAshley07]

Fuuu- I lost the game at :36....Good video btw :D

[326vincent]

all with lyrics

[angelinakrumenaker]

some of words u can rly find on google like that :D

[angelinakrumenaker]

the guy who is wrighting on google is dead :( peace for him

[Cool66556]

so many quotes in this song

[CidGuerreiro1234]

GOoGLE.

[thefunkydalek]

fastest. typer. ever.

[danner504]

LOL I FOUNDED THE CAKE

[Spycaikz]

lol i like how most of the lyrics are already there

[gthkeno]

notice: after every line it suggested "lyrics" at the end. people really don't know the name of this song

[epicman12321]

good job.

[Marioman969]

No results for "cake" found

Did you mean : ASHPD

suggestions:

hurry before glados kills you

try searching for something else

[fujin638]

thumbs up if you tried this in google!

[Mulikazz]

20 peoples use Bing

[Lengi123]

Anyone else pause to read the suggestions? XD

[skullbreaker0527]

It's proven. Google has the most fucked up search results.

[AppleFaction]

funny how google knows what your about to right...

[pcdude2143]

@thegreatjarokn I als use Vimperator for Firefox, which removes a lot of the extra bars.

[pcdude2143]

@thegreatjarokn You got it! I think it was Ubuntu+xmonad+GNOME at the time. Now it's Mint Debian+xmonad+GNOME (which is practically the same thing).

[JokersWild1708]

@pcdude2143 wow thats amazing. great video

[Fiji552]

SImple yet very creative good work!

[TheShadowspawn66]

GOOgLE?

[DarkAngelsCanSmile]

I made cleverbot sing this with me :D same thing with "Want You Gone" I just repeated the lyrics until it caved and sang along~

[KingKoldof]

so the portal was a just a link all that time? sweet.

[EvilKlown100]

Delicious and Moist... No joke needed to find that funny.

[VampireLordofTokyo]

cool

[TheShadowspawn66]

you should try to do this on cleverbot.

[pcdude2143]

@TheShadowspawn66 And here thought Cleverbot sucked too much to do that :) Right as I delivered the last line he says "so how are you today?" Didn't give me a chance to applaud him :(

[TheShadowspawn66]

@pcdude2143 now go try with the original pokemon theme, cleverbot does the first entire verse.

[mattymoo1017]

@pcdude2143 I DID IT...... I GOT IT TO SAY THE LYRICS WITH ME! :D

[snappleboy16]

@pcdude2143 Try it on BEN

[TehWan1337]

@TheShadowspawn66 Cleverbot knows the lyrics, but can't spell most of them. Darn kids who can't type.

[chg25425]

@TheShadowspawn66 Tried it, it sang almost the whole thing with me!

Then I typed "well here we are again" (to see if it would do the same with Want You Gone) and it replied with Cave's lemon rant!! XD

[24Jjssonicfan24]

@TheShadowspawn66 I did, it was hilarious.

I said good job at the end, and he said What was a good job?

[stykzninja1]

@TheShadowspawn66 Cleverbot sings it. Not kidding. It skipped the third verse and some of the lines at the end, though. Pretty impressive. Still.

[yadsmoodxD]

@TheShadowspawn66 I got that crappy thing to sing Still Alive and Want you Gone almost perfectly.

The only time it actully sang good .-.

[openlystraight]

MAJOR FAIL 2:40-48

[eribani]

This is so nerdy. And awesome.

[mreon10000000]

@SolarShadic ...No, look ot up, it's spelled aperture. :/

[Camaryn227]

I sung this song with cleverbot and we were rocking out! xD

[firefish821]

god every line is a song

[Kwijimo98]

LOL

[SolarShadic]

*Cough*

*Aperature

[kckinsmcg]

@SolarShadic ...You're kidding me.

[SolarShadic]

@kckinsmcg

Yeah... It's not spelled right dammit!

[TheWarnerSister]

I actually didn't think I'd like that as much as I did.

[coderlyoko1]

dude THIS IS THE SAME SONG AS THE ENDING SONG U just play the muisc and do the typing fail.... no sound edits

[omgwtfbbq116]

@coderlyoko1 you're obviously not getting the point. The whole point of this video is to show that if you start typing the lyrics into google search they come up. For most of the song atleast . Personally speaking I found that quite amusing, but apparently you don't have the intelligence to understand it enough to enjoy it. Shame.

Great vid pcdude2143, thanks for the upload :D

[sWoRd1nTr3nT]

Lol I luv the end ur like fuck it I'm not doing it. Nice

[supertamal2099]

Google is the precursor of GLADOS and GLADOS is of SKYNET.

[jasper561996]

Oh my God, not only GLaDOS controlled Aperture Science, but now she controls the internet! What's next?!

[SirBabyMonkey]

Because. We. Can. 0:23

[xxxmaritan]

i downloaded apreture on my computer and google sung that song

[Pancakelover4life]

It was so simple...why did I enjoy that >.<

[pcdude2143]

@Pancakelover4life It was so simple, why did I make that? :D

[dragonwarrior124]

@pcdude2143 oh nice reply lol xD

[getnjr]

CTRL+S+T+I+L+L+_+A+L+I+V+E

[kriss554]

gah he screwed up at the end. but he did prove that google mass murders reaserch centers full of scientists so 10 / 10.

[PivotEasy]

Keep on trying till you run out of cake.

[orange123789456]

I cried...



[chino10987mx]

At the end you made a few mistakes but you were still pretty good

[MYxxLxxCHIBI]

People really want some lyrics to this song...

[Starweardo]

the funny thing is, all of those lines ALL OF THEM are in the google pre-made directory...

[trymesucker]

Imagine this on instant (googleinstant)

[trymesucker]

Imagine this on google instant O_o

[joss0324]

oh great...GLaDoS has taken over google...

[howardgl98]

0:37

pause and you'll see that "you juat lost the game"is the top choice

[supermegakittykat]

glados lives in that computer... Scary huh?

[yuumeko]

ctrl+a, delete <_<

[pcdude2143]

@yuumeko Two problems with that. I'm using an awesome addon called Vimperator which reassigns the keyboard, so that combo only works AFTER I press Ctrl+Z. The second problem is that Ctrl+Backspace looks cooler B).

[Phificks]

@yuumeko Ctrl+A, Delete? It's all about Shift+Home, Delete, man.

[Username93611]

@yuumeko

Or shift+home, delete.

[pcdude2143]

I wanted to do "Want You Gone", but not enough lines are suggested, so I wrote lyricsscan.py to automatically check Google for me:

code.google.com/p/joelisester-­sandbox/downloads/list

Some tests:

River of Dreams (Billy Joel): 52.0833333333 % of song

Surfin' USA: 53.488372093 % of song

Want You Gone: 48.6486486486 % of song

Imagine :P: 80.6451612903 % of song (?!)

Thriller: 61.9047619048 % of song

You Raise Me Up: 61.2903225806 % of song

[XSegoonX]

1 person is form Black Mesa

[Kamemwati]

@XSegoonX

now we are 3!

but no it's a good song, you just forced me to thumb down :(

[norsac55]

thumbs up if you tryed this!!!  :)

[TheJesse1354]

I am sorry, but the cake is a lie.

-Google/GLaDOS

[supersliceNdice]

Notice how there are lyrics to every line in the search bar? O_o

[mrBorkD]

Google Typography?

[lymonguy2441]

So much win!!!!

[vidcritic00001]

google, glados. not a huge difference.

[netflix223]

ALL THIS OVER CAKE? glados your lucky your still alive -_-

[XouZ88]

@netflix223 The cake is lie!

[megafan2453]

I knew google had more sinister purposes.

[pcdude2143]

Thanks for the views everyone! I never thought one of my videos could get past 1000.

[MrAmerica1995]

0:53 ARGH I LOST THE GAME!

[DinoEatedYou]

@MrAmerica1995, God damnit! thanks........

[pcdude2143]

@MrAmerica1995 I fail to see how you lost the game at 0:53. Makes no sense.

[Nintendork15]

@pcdude2143 He put that there to make u think of the game and lose -.-

[pcdude2143]

@Nintendork15 Thankfully I don't take the game that seriously, so I only lose when I feel like it :)).

[HelpCatIsMee]

@MrAmerica1995 I won the game.

[Galiyin]

@MrAmerica1995 ? what?!?! lol

[xXxTikayoxXx]

@MrAmerica1995 huh? o.o

[gssantospequeno]

so... i didnt get the story of portal that good, aperture science is a lab, but what happened to everyone? GLaDOS killed them?

[Yaklich]

@gssantospequeno

If you listen to her near the end, she did kill everyone. Where their bodies are though, still remains a mystery (to me)

[10lolRavenlol01]

I like how the minue clock thing in the bottom left corner has gone onto over drive =D

[cpPete993]

I find it funny how almost every line of the song has a google search suggestion.

[edison700]

@cpPete993

probably because he did a few takes and it remember what he typed before

[pcdude2143]

@edison700 Google only remembers what you submit. I submitted nothing.

[edison700]

@pcdude2143 this is true, my mistake

[prs2100]

@edison700 If you type lyrics into google, it suggests lyrics as close as possible to what yours are.

[pcdude2143]

@prs2100 While that may be true, try typing "you'd see 'em wearing their baggies" (a line from Surfin' USA) into Google. I've tried several variations of it and it doesn't work. "A bushy bushy blond hairdo" doesn't work either.

[yougosquishnow]

@edison700 Google suggests things that are common search terms and or search results from all over the world. Has done this for a couple years now. It still does the memory thing but the lyrics to this song are probably common enough to come up when typed whether he did it before or not.

[mwalsher]

For future reference, the next time that someone wants to do this, you can edit the JS to reduce the XHR callback so that it is more responsive (that way it won't miss any lines).

[mwalsher]

And you missed the feeling-fantasic line.



[canofpopproductions]

:I anyone could do it, but it has great quality, and i can tell you put a lot of effort into it :)

[Aaronkills10]

needs more views :D