Paula Deen takes 'ludes and makes food

[DMarie0824]

I'm sure she'll find a way to make that yogurt parfait unhealthy.

[Ruefrankinstein86bus]

It doesn't remind me of weed, the vid reminds me of like soma or xanax or ludes but I never done qualudes before. When did they stop making them? What were they all about? Were they like benzo's? And do they still make seconal, tuinal and mil-town?

[nanakieverblaze]

The only way I could possibly eat this in good conscience is if I decided to fast for three days beforehand.

[PogBoyyy]

gross cooking but nice edit !

[wowzers270]

This woman is evil...

[xXBioKillerTrollXx]

yep im gonna try this...

[NineInchNails25]

The screwed and chopped version of Tv for people on that purple lean.

[NineInchNails25]

Best video on youtube. Hands down.

[goldenwolfcat]

hah. brunch bunch.

[batfly]

Who else is baked?

[scottishbadboytracks]

@batfly LOL!! Guilty

[mazefinger]

Yes!

[mazefinger]

Oh My god

[hispanicusJr]

esto es un crimen contra la humanidad !!

[jlew92xx]

instant diabetes

[awesomly47]

The Luther Burger!

[Dicktavern]

If I was high and paula deen was making my food. oh god.

[Dicktavern]

we're gonna be arrested.

[Tueify]

I thought TV cooking was supposed to be fancy and appeticing.. When did they start cooking food i might cook comming home at 06:00 drunk out of my mind?

[Garouix]

The Exorcist picture killed me.

[aquamarch1495]

THIS IS WHY THE BITCH HAS DIABETES

[yoyobilboquet]

beurk!! c'est répugnant...

[Thebestmang]

the laugh at 1:19 makes my soul cry

I love it

[PeteJohnWilson]

Holy shit this is rad.

[laalex98]

YES!!!! YES!!!!!!

[PrevelantPredators]

Oh. Yes. I. Do.

[yurdamannowdog]

Luther Burger

[naamesqui]

Yummmers

[RebelKristi137]

lol love the little demons

[kristimcmurry]

Uhh did she just lick her finger and then give that woman the .... donut thing? GERMS!

[dyreschlock]

oh my god... she is the most disgusting person i have ever seen

[woohoobulot]

i almost cried...

[blackduck65]

As a stoner i'd just like to say this looks absolutely delicious and hope that one day when i'm high as balls i can make this.

[GrawIy]

@blackduck65 Are you talking about the sandwich or the video itself?

[blueeyes87ily]

you can also see that they bash Paula for being human and there are so many other places that invented the doughnut burger but she even cautions people that you only eat some of her dishes one time in your life lol wow people some times make me giggle you can modify her recipes if you don't like the fat intake her son does and makes them delicious for example use low fat butter or skim milk in recipes or low cal sugar its not rocket science. if your that health conscious you know how to.

[jebsievers]

So this is the opposite of porn.

[MyF150KicksAss]

@jebsievers oh no my friend. to some people... This is porn  :D

[1GRR]

OH, YES, I, Dooooo" it was simultaneously a humorous and terrifying moment for me.

[stevinie7free]

wtf is she doing? Putting that shit on a doughnut? Omg. My arteries are clogging just watching this. Yeah....she looks like she has never done this before in her entire life. Looks like she does it every night. Better eat fruit and yogurt for 30 days now sow.

[mathridha]

That's the sound from Brian Fantana's special Cologne, 'Sex Panther' by Odion !

[rawiristone]

next they with be deepfrying mcdonalds burgers

[rawiristone]

americans are so fucken fat

[trumpetSL08]

@rawiristone Not all americans eat like she does. So shut the Fuck up

[rawiristone]

@trumpetSL08 no, they dont all eat like that. but they're all fat as fuck anyhow.

[trumpetSL08]

@rawiristone There are worse things than being fat you know

[Drjusmar]

What the fuck did I watch.

[ismael12231]

at 2:03 paula looks loke a frog look at its neck XD

[DanielBoa]

What a fat piece of shit.

[AnbusKi]

the fucking piano had me laughing into tears!

[MySilentKillerCom]

We have an article on dean at my silent killer. Take a look if you wanna read more, no spam... just an interesting article.

[SaraBabyDGAF]

DON'T TRY TO WATCH ON ACID

[vizulefllry]

Thumbs up if you think fat people are gross!

[aryanofpersia]

This video was hilarious! Well done to the creator.

[neptuniumforest]

If you think about it, theyre eating a chiken a pig and a cow all at once

[neptuniumforest]

This is amazing

[wodiya]

This is worse than 2 girls 1 cup!

[BiancaLonden]

Lmao

[MegaProto]

mmmm im in one of those dreams where it ends with a man made of slimy cloth appaering around a corner and vomiting milk at me

oh hey miss dean

whatcha cooking... i bet that.... that looks... mmmm... gglased.....

[ALLINKNOTS]

Where is this music from?

[KatParsonsMusic]

why are some people so personally mean to her?

[7InchGrowerDick]

ooohhhhhh nooooo!!!!

[citizenvern]

Is this an ad against social healthcare?

[anemone9]

@citizenvern

Actually, people with shitty diets tend to have lower lifetime healthcare costs. It's a lot cheaper to drop dead of a heart attack at a fairly young age than it is to slowly succumb to cancer or die of old age.

[vizulefllry]

@anemone9

I appreciate your fuzzy logic, but please realize that stupid people will believe you.

[dcat11114u]

that's a whopping 10 million calories so it's gotta taste DELISH!! it's every fatso's wetdream...

[utubeaccount00]

this women is america in a nut shell

[BIEBERBRO420]

how the hell is this a legitimate cooking show

[Raveonforever]

These hos look completely stoned!!

[Jubel06]

@Raveonforever Deen apparently had a drinking problem... amongst other things, like having the most depraved fucking cooking show ever...

[RETIRE2024]

I laughed so hard in wet my pants.....thank you!!!!

[JwoTHEgreat]

there is approxx.... 78 views from 5K!!!!! I love this video.  Beautiful of the creator.

[ghanick]

All anorexics and bulimics need to watch this..... this must have been what Karen Carpenter felt like when she ate her watercress.

[ghanick]

Wash this down with a double chocolate milkshake...and prepare for a very LONG sleep

[gamer4567]

sounds like paula deen just had a couple of bong hits...

[snowhitedyke]

The slow nervous laugh and that random face that pops up after she eats that heart iducing food=pure gold xD lmfao love this shit

[snowhitedyke]

@snowhitedyke urgh*heart ATTACK iucing food...my bad x)



[snowhitedyke]

@snowhitedyke urgh*heart ATTACK inducing food...my bad x)

[TheGooseberryBush]

ORIGINAL EPIC MEALTIME.....

[RussianNatalya17]

Hahahahahahahahaha * jaguar roars*

[DDRWakaLaka]

@olbassert shut the fuck up, everyone is capable of criticism and being criticized. don't get butthurt over something that doesn't even effect you, dumbass

[josereygarrido]

@olbassert LOL WUT.

[josereygarrido]

@josereygarrido WHY COME U IZ ALL CAPS!?

[TheMcbob74]

Disturbing, yet quite compelling and funny. Good Job!

[fvalen001]

Next up, we're going Daniel Day Lewis, by eating my left foot that fell off because of Type II Diabetes, Y'all!!

[NotInMyName2012]

Just pure creepy evil bitch. No wonder there is so much lard on the butts of USoA lol. Great sound effects btw!

[lollercoastersoflove]

2:21 look at the black chick's face lmao

[Roeshamboe05]

LOL this video is genius. Playing it slow was fucking genius bro, well done ha ha!

[Beckyboo594]

@Roeshamboe05 No Shit! Love the sound effects too!

[Hogballs]

Meanwhile, the cause of her diabetes remains a mystery.

[kueven]

Please reupload this in HD!



[Drake3209]

Paula licking her fingers & then handling the food reminds me of what goes on in many restaurant kitchens, you guys have no idea. I saw a cook take a slab of cooked ribs dip it in the BBQ sauce lick it from end to end then dip it back in the sauce and plate it with coleslaw & fries.

[stduquette]

THIS IS SO AWESOME

[ShannonW215]

This is the epitome of my nightmares.

[ComicStrip101]

Yeah Paula.. I'm sure you've never done this before.

[samurairegio]

and this kids is how you get diabetes

[MISSINGROGERHOWARTH]

I'm sure that anyone with common sense knows that when Paula says "I've never done this before y'all" ,that she was talking about eating a weird sandwich like that. Why can't people just leave her alone? or perhaps pray for her? By the way, no one is perfect...

[douchechillum]

I want to eat that, especially if she used Krispy Kremes to make it.

[travelingcarpenter]

@douchechillum its definitely Krispy Kremes, I can just look at them and tell lol

[surfingelectrode]

I feel dirty watching this now.

[catnipmouse]

is it any wonder why she now has diabetes? She did it to herself with that atrocious diet.

[NinabeanaCW]

a pig eating pig

[jogador134]

2:21 look at the chick eyes xD

[grinick]

FYI you just got posted on boingboing mr.woflgore!

[WesCivilz]

God, I love this video. =)

[ribaldi]

Yep. Fat.

[allencrider]

Paula Deen has type 2 diabetes now. Instead of changing her diet, she's going to cash in by making commercials for a big pharrma corporation's diabetes meds.

[gangstaprincess28]

its the wierd part of youtube again :/

[whoisarock]

@gangstaprincess28 you sound like a tool

[KinkyKonnivingKunt]

@gangstaprincess28

Do you always copy and spout everything you hear other people say?

[gangstaprincess28]

@KinkyKonnivingKunt ur mom does it for me xD

[Countfoscolikesmice]

second only to the Girls on Skateboards video, the :24 - :32 clip is the best ever

OH

YES

I

DO

[DrPylons]

i have semen for blood thanks to this video i need more of this oh god i need

[TheZiggirawk]

This is fucking hot

[TheZiggirawk]

I'm cumming

[dcguy30]

2:07 = LMAO. xD

[pepinobalarin]

1:16. >.< Dying.

[AZaikoku]

wtf you are a genious :'DD

[mgblue]

lol the noises are genius

[handicapnegros420]

fuck i'm high

[jesster816]

paula: how does it taste?

random black lady: like death :-D

[fxcxcrunner]

@jesster816 Alternately:

"How does it taste?"

"Like a heart attack."

[under0ath109]

like if you just wasted 2:46 of your life because you thought she mentioned the use of ludes

[Brent1534]

Wicked cool. Donut burgers make u cross yer eyes...lol

[ReallyRedPanda]

Man cough at 2:24 is priceless, had me in tears!! <3

[permanent0midnight]

oh fuck...I think I peed myself

[Gunner7121]

i don't remember how i became subbed to you but i'm happy i am

[fakem0ney]

she is possessed

[ramjetross]

@wolfgoreshow where do you get this music?

[SexyUnicornParty]

I came.

[eraseremporer]

the most easily understandable part is in which they sound like tigers

[MicrowaveableFetus]

This is surprisingly easy to masturbate to.

[RemixMyHeart]

1:59 made me gasp for air.

[malcolmvanatta]

@rlrrn You were the first commenter. You knew genius when you saw it!

[BansheeGun]

1:28 I love how Paula licks her fingers, Touches the sandwitch, and then give it to the other chick to eat xD

[bnatrl88]

@BansheeGun oddly that's the nastiest part of the video for me! lol

[ZBII1Y]

tastes like a slice of heaven cause you're halfway there, just finish that sandwich

[sakurajade88]

This video is so perfect. Paula is a gloriously mad genius.

[717i]

Oh god you can just touch the racial tension it's right there, precipitating.

[Ssddftw]

attack of the show brought me here

[GodPlageon]

@Ssddftw Same here bro

[kingofsupaht3ds01]

@GodPlageon Ditto. This is hilarious!

[Kainlarsen]

Good Christ... I can feel my arteries hardening just watching this.

[Klepdbird]

the music? really? lmfao

[Sharpiesabre2]

She just licked her finger, picked up the THING, and made her eat it <.< .....

[PhilJRose]

@Sharpiesabre2 OHNOOHMYGODPLAGUE!!!! I think the carbs and fat will kill you first. Why are American's so paranoid about a little bit of spittle?

[maxpower789z]

AREYA GAME?

AHHMMMMM GAME, HONEY.

[KingApeiron]

I just got the WEIRDEST boner.

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

Lol to the Exorcist reference/face.

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

Well, that's fuckin' gross.

[mario0318]

I think, we should go supreme with the donuts.

[zerowavezero]

I invented that sandwich in 2002 and it was stolen by the KC ballparks. I would have never put eggs on it, but I just wanna say, I got my own beans, Paula Dean, and your brain is deep fried.

[brhea986]

fml



[musicmaniact]

Awesome & shit

[srhpap]

This is what's called 'crass humor'

[ali14chahrour]

The woman licks her finger, and hands the burger to the other woman who takes a bite.

[Shade080]

cptn howdy like doughnut sandwiches

[TheSleazye666]

i'd eat that shit right up then pass the fuck out.

[hollyccam]

dear all non southern americans, not all southerners sound like Paula Deen. thank god

[me700gnomes]

This woman has built an antire career upon the foundations of gluttony and excessively disgusting self-indulgence

[icup290]

0:05 " let's put our SAYnwiches together ya want to?"

[maxpower789z]

@icup290 "Ahhhhh dew."

[mebeluvined]

dying inside...then read description, died some more

[VictorVonFox]

reminds me of the luther burger from boondocks

[rutabega234]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[minajlewinski1]

OMG at 2:20 her eyes were crossed hahahaha

[tarutan21]

@rutabega234 i know, right? lol, im not even straight

[moekanz]

Shes my fuckin HERO!!!!!

[TheeDarkBatman]

I'm so hard right now. This is the best gilf softcore this side of interweb.

[rainbowsandwar]

Elvis is watching this video in heaven and crying.

You guys r crazy!! Change the channel if you don't like it...Do u really think you would die if u ate that just once??? Come on.....