Pumpkin Slashing, Sexy Watermelons, and Zombie Tools with Jayne

[Esoccer17]

hank makes an awesome jayne :D

[Myoosikz]

OH MY GOD... Best costumes ever. O_O

[IfRainFallsIDance]

SO CUTE. EVERYTHING I LOVE.

[SketchMaster0]

Where...did you get those gloves?

[rayhs1984]

The death of so much PBR =( So very very sad

[smileygirl123ish]

2:08 those were some 'smashing' pumpkins! anyone?

[MegaTigger98]

Why did they have to only make one season?! I want to know about simon and kaylee!

[Vw3216]

But like. He's a browncoat. Nerdgasm.

[LisaMarieEvelina]

My god, but that was an awesome Halloween costume. Yay for Hank and the Katherine! 

[Longrun8687]

It's funny because Jayne is a totally badass, gun-obsessed SOB and Hank is the exact opposite. :D

[MonkeyWhoWouldBeKing]

those swords look like they're designed to be fun to play with rather than to survive zombie apololypse XD

same reason u dont use shotguns - dont splatter hte blood! :P

[Mainstreamjoker]

holy shit! no glasses!

[stecky87]

@Mainstreamjoker yet he still moves as if he gonna adjust his glasses :D

[Redwillowfox]

But Jayne is a jerk!

[PonderingAnimations]

you watched firfly two i love you so much more now

[Browncoat0831]

FANTASTIC COSTUMES! I love you both.

[antiquecans69]

Without glasses looks weird, but without glasses and a beard is good. So aslong as there's something on your face you look good.

[pointe24601]

You don't make a good Jane but the Katherine makes a good kaylee

[hobbitno12]

I've over half way through firefly and I don't get the hat at all ?

[iamasecretnerd]

I want a sword.

[knate44]

watermelon pumpkin slash fiction!

[emmajcr]

u look great w/o glasses  O.o

[SamxRxI]

THOSE SWORDS. FRENCH THE LLAMA.

Dear Santa...

[FpsAmy]

FIREFLY, AAAAAAAH <3

[CaptainDraya]

I think if Kayley would've been open to having even a one-off with Jayne then this quote wouldn't exist: "goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

Mal: "Oh God! I can't know that!"

Jayne: "I could stand to hear more."

But maybe I just like how adorable Kaylee and Simon are together :P

[louizill]

unreal costume! jaaaayne, the man they call jaaaayne!

[ohsnapitzizzii]

omg real life fruit-ninja!!!!!!!!!!!

[mynameisburger]

I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOUR COSTUMES!! That's what I'm doing next year :) <3 FIREFLY IS AMAZING!

[jillybean190]

i love your costumes! firefly is such an awesome show!

[arrozconmuerte]

It's the hero or Canton! The man they call HAAAAANK

[TheOriginalEmmy]

God forbid anyone pisses off the guys from Zombie Tools.

[TheRealBhevarri]

Not appreciating this anti-Zombie talk =( Zombies of the world deserve respect. We're not all bad, I promise! <3

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

2:01 ...so much PBR. that hipster beard is really corrupting you, Hank

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

"I know they were never together, but I feel like they would've been..." Welcome to shipping, Hank. You are now one of us.

[RandomnessSHQ]

Oh, and sweet hat ;)

[RandomnessSHQ]

"We gotta go to the crappy little town where I'm a hero" Wash is my favorite character. Kudos on the epicness; I'm adding you to my cool scale right under my brother and right above my best friend. Enjoy. :p

[ReKrisB]

OMG JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T BE ANY MORE EPIC

Dr. Horrible one year, Jayne another?

My gawds, man. Jayne definitely wasn't a favorite of mine but O_O *applauds*

Now I have to go watch it again.

[Hollyslide]

FIREFLY IS PROBABLY ONE OF MY TOP 3 FAVOURITE SHOWS EVER. I cannot even begin to describe how happy I was to learn that you are a fan!

[phunter2237]

Anyone else barely recognize Hank without his glasses?

[genevieve608]

I feel like the guys from Zombie Tools should have a Discovery TV show about them that would be a mixture of American Chopper and Mythbusters.

I would watch it.

[mastercontrol5000]

But Kaylee ended up with Simon in Firefly.

[AredhelCarnesir]

I love how he goes to push his glasses up even though he's not wearing any. good job, Hank, you keep us amused.

[hwXD]

JAYNE XD WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[HottForNerimon]

THIS IS THE BEST THJING!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD <3

[lzbthwtts07]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JAYNE

[mishapsnmiscellanea]

OMFG JAYNE AND KAYLEE!!! :D :D :D

[sladunkaAa]

Katherine is ssssssssssssooooooooooooo pretty!!!

[spiritcrazy5000]

i knew you were jayne, even before you said so ^-^

[JyrzRox]

Had to answer a few questions about a small business for one of my college classes and I immediately remembered this video. XD

[AngelicRain]

Oh my gosh! You make such a cute Jayne Cobb! And Catherine looks adorable as Kaylee!

[CharlieJoeArmstrong]

Dr. Noise! :D

[emmfan09]

That something that can slice bottles like no big deal exists scares me.

[Firegale]

MWAHAHAHA, CONVERT THEM ALL INTO FIREFLY FANS!

ALL OF THEM!

WE'RE GONNA GET THAT SHOW BACK ON THE AIR, BABY.

[blackeyedhippy]

I LOVE YOUR COSTUME!! YAY JAYNE

[TCreatorO]

me wants zombie tools..... me wants brainze

[1RivRe1]

That was very awesome.

Sorry, but swords are awesome. Seeing as they haven't been used for killing people in a couple of decades...

The pumpkin chopping was kind of awesome, though it seems kind of like a waste of good pumpkins...:(

[ClownishHedge]

FRENCH THE LLAMA!! I WAS KAYLEE TOO!!!!!! I was behind on Vlogbrothers and only just watched this one, hence the delay in posting this comment, but still!

Finding this out makes me super excited because I idolize the Katherine.

[iHooDoo]

i think Marie Curie is sexy as she was, we need to STOP sexifying everything, I mean, sexy crayon? (I'm serious it exists) I want to see men wear sexy superhero costumes, oh wait, that would be silly, we should only ogle women. I hate this about Halloween.

[froregon]

I think I could pull off Sexy Marie Curie. Next year, Hank.

[Shinraithegreat]

JAYNE~ THE MAN THEY CALL JAYNE~

[Aeryn7Sun]

OMG HES JAYNE! 8D

[smartblonde159]

The sexy watermelons part cracks me up every time.

[turkoizdog]

Kaylee ends up with Simon, and I think you would have made a good Simon, Hank. Though then we would have missed out on this awesome goatee :D

[turkoizdog]

Why weren't you dressed as Jayne when you were attacking pumpkins?

[bmcaleri]

Halloween sexified Hank.

[mskelseypeters]

Gloves are hawt!

[avonne100]

I'm pro Goatank. I like the Goatee.

[Soixante366]

I love Jayne!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[HyperionEmpire]

I went to a shop in Las Vegas that sells anti zombie stuff. I even made a video about it. (see video response)

[Punkrockpixie95]

JAYNE AND KAYLEE ARE MY FAVORITES. OH MY GOSH, HANK AND KATHERINE, I LOVE YA'LL SO MUCH!

[cedwards006]

My brother told me today that I remind him of Kathrine and it was kind of the nicest thing he has ever said to me.

[falling4u365]

WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!! oh wait.... That's a pumpkin...

[Nerdfighter12]

I actually started a discussion on the ning about costumes that should never be sexy. My favorites so far are Jabba the Hut and Nyancat.

[westexchi]

ha ah ha hah aha ha ha ahah aha ha hahhahah ahahahahah what?

[ConfettiJessie]

Katherine makes an adorable Kaylee!

[Sassy28311]

omg the music video was badass lol

[bambronzo]

You make an excellent (a bit skinny) Adam Baldwin.

[Anyality]

That watermelon is hilarious.

[anomalily]

Wow, I watched this video late and my friend WAS sexy Marie Curie for halloween.

[stenforthewin]

Your voice is huskier in this video. Such a great Jayne!

[kimyuie]

-giggle- I love that you were Jayne. I couldn't stop smiling after I saw your costume. :D Cheered me up from my terrible grumbly mood.

[DyingxToxLivexAgain]

Jayne must love weapons. Where's Vera? :3

[DyingxToxLivexAgain]

*Slashes knife at your chest*

... you look better in red.

[soccercaligirl]

HANK I cannot believe you were Jayne for Halloween; this makes me SO happy. LOVE IT.

[sistershirk]

I love everything about this video. EVERAHTHING

[pattysnotafatty]

2:19 hank vs pumpkin, hank wins

[supererika777]

OH MY GOD. i thought i was the only person in the world who knew what firefly is. no one i talk to has even heard of the show. this makes me. ecstatic.

[88FingersEddward]

3:03 "And PUMPKINS."

I love how you say pumpkins here, Hank.

A lot.

[jessicalilac]

he looks like....this celebrity guy

[BigDFunnyGuy]

you look like my music teacher without your glasses

[SuperSpoon101]

after watching this and the walking dead, I'm convinced I need to get me an Apokatana!

[FellToRise]

Facial hair!!! :D

[IvarHuisman]

He said go watch firefly and im greatfull because I watched the whole season in two days and it was awesome! Thanks!

[Godasiybot]

Thumbs up if you're watching this on Marie Curie's birthday. :D

[xGlorifiedHobbitx]

holy moly you look good without glasses

[MainStage33]

Hank, I can say w/o a doubt that I will never get enough of "this" 3:31

[bcap215]

hank u like swords try fencing

[thestickynoteaddict]

Google is promoting Marie Curie... i immediately thought of you hank

[FantasticBrina]

Awww I love that you and Katherine dressed as firefly characters! I LOVE firefly :) and a sexy Marie curie costume... Would be simultaneously awesome and disturbing :)

[ConditionallyUsed]

wow awesome outfit.. firefly is awesome!!!

[whenrobotstakeover]

I was so confused for the first 2 seconds of this video, I didn't even recognize you lol!

[LiltedLullaby]

I've designed and taken a picture of sexy Marie Curie costume... now what? XD

[Flahboodah]

I LOVE YOUR COSTUME!!!! YAY FIREFLY

[randomaccount39]

i don't get your costumes. sorry hank

[katfruit81]

why cant you be mine?

[waterfariy1]

you look more like the guy from Dark Angel o.o lol

[Twefrence]

Because of google I now know it's Marie Curie's 144th Birthday today.

Which reminded me of this video =P

[koolkat104]

I was... slightly disappointed that you didn't sing Jayne's song, but the fact that you managed the costume made it better.

[Triathe]

Oohhh you look very attractive as Jane!

[Caitlinnie1]

I loved your costumes :D

[ImNotZooey]

IT'S LIKE FRUIT NINJA BUT REAL LIFE.

[WolvenClawPeacemaker]

I remember finding out about Zombie Tools in an issue of PC PowerPlay and they make some AMAZING stuff!

Great job on the costume too! =D

[KiddsockTV]

She Shiny!

[ElviraXo]

Glasses, A NEW FORM OF WEAPON!!

[LifeLostSoul]

Amazing bone structure!!!

[NefiiGirly]

Before you even said who you were for Halloween, all I saw was your hat and yelled JAYNE!!! :DD

[Cindisfirstmoustache]

THOSE COSTUMES KICK ASS

[christine33051]

for truth or fail i got 3/5! woot guessed the whole time

[FlyingHawkFilms]

You know, with that goatie and no glasses, you actually look a little bit like a goat and it is awesome! Wish I could pull that trick

[spazzumgurl]

Little Soldier! I LOVE this song by @doctornoise. Bill is awesome. Nice choice of music Hank. But also: JAYNE. THAT IS A MIGHTY CUNNING HAT.

[DreamsOfSunflowers]

You look so badass. I was sort of distracted from what you were saying by how badass you look.

[marquoth]

Are you a moron? No wait, scratch that. HEATHEN I DUB THEE!! Kaylee <3 Simon forever xxx

:-p

[thatsucksforyou13]

NO!!!!! Kaylee will allways be the sexy dr.`s(i cant remeber his name)!!!!!!!! not Jaynes!!!!!!

[theoriginaledi]

Awesome background music! The only thing that might have been better is Bill's song Hopeless which is, you know... about zombies. :D

I'm loving the goatee. Nice!

[ThatsKindaGraphic]

OH MY GOD I GUESSED RIGHT!

[KariyaYoshida]

My attraction toward these men is unfathomable.

[witchycupcake]

I dont know if it is the talk about the zombie apocalypse, but Hank is really frackin sexy in this video.

[TheFreedomofFlight]

OHMYGOSH!!!! It's so difficult to find people who watch Firefly! I LOVE that show!!! xD It's awesome!!! :) LOVE your costume!!

[Xaxaar]

@TheFreedomofFlight A ton of people watch Firely...don't know where you've been looking. o.o

[TheFreedomofFlight]

@Xaxaar I'm not the most outgoing person, and none of my friends watch it. We all watch Doctor Who, but that is the only show we have in common. xD I've tried to get several to watch it, but most aren't very interested. The only person I've successfully convinced to try watching it is my English teacher from last year, because she loves Nathan Fillion. :)

[Yellowpinkgsings]

there's a typo in the description... it should be "In which" not "I which"

[StarUnreachable]

HANK SHIPS THE SAME SHIP I DO! That's all sorts of scary awesome and win.

[lolagirl57]

Oh my god. I'M SO GLAD YOU KNOW THAT SHOW I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!! I think you're more of a Simon though xD

[LScribeHarris]

Challenge Accepted.

[tfdmgurl]

Hank, without your glasses, you look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo....

[TheEuphoricWolf]

@tfdmgurl

yes but shaggy is awesome :)

[avonne100]

@tfdmgurl In a good way.

[xCurlGrlx]

Your iGlasses?

[LifeIn8Bit]

I was thinking Hank had morphed into Jamie Kennedy for a few seconds at the begining!

[EllieanorMusic]

0:18 You said that in a very British accent. xD

[xoxShadowGirl]

Also. great song

[randobanana]

I showed this video to my brother. He is the least nerdiest guy ever. Yet, when he sees Hank's costume, he shouts "WHO IS THIS AMAZING MAN LOOKING LIKE HES FROM FIREFLY?!"

[xoxShadowGirl]

I love Firefly. Jayne is awesome!

[lotterdalhe]

the video slutty halloween: a carefully worded tribute has a sexy watermelon!

[frealynn]

I want those pumpkins, they could be made into delicious desserts ;A;

[petranilla14]

THAT WAS A WASTE OF GOOD BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JadedByEntropy]

it looks rediculously less cool when you slash the pumpkins....let the pros do it :P

[sselerac]

i LOVE JAYNE!!!

Jayne! The Man they call Jayne! He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor, He stood up to the man and he gave him what for. Our love for him now, aint hard to explain, The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

[FilmableJAM]

@sselerac Oh god I love you. XD

[LittleMovieNinja]

If we just set up Treadmills everywhere we don't need Zombie Tools...

[dustymew]

I LOVE FIREFLY. I LOVE YOU 700000000X MORE. I have that hat btw.

[locadelibros11]

This reminds me way too much of Step Brothers, which is awesome.

[Princessjellycow]

You and John should participate in Movember

[sesshypuppysbff]

!!!!!!!! Oh my god you just MADE MY DAY!!!!! I adore that show and Jayne is totally awesome! Best part: you sort of look like him.... *confused face* New celebrity lookalikes?

[MrElliotB]

I which...

Are you a misspelled witch, Hank?!

[AlexTheMartian]

like most of this video your aren't even looking at the camera. What is wrong, your own costume freak you out?

[tishtashdoubledash]

Hank's voice is SO much lower as Cobb

[bluemoonicecream22]

woooow. hank is perty attractive in this

[bluemoonicecream22]

I EFFIN. LOVE FIREFLY!!!!!!!!!

[dylanthechameleon]

Is it me, or was Hank sort of doing a bit of a Jayne voice?

[LIMEgreen555]

sweet abraham you are attractive in this video. i dig the facial hair. sexy jayn cobb costume? :) haha

[PossumCuber]

If we make a sexy Marie Curie outfit, Hank has to wear it next year.

[kylierobyn]

Sooo... you guys were fanfiction?

[glassmockingjay]

Love the costumes!!

[TsukiKira]

I love how you keep fixing your glasses... that aren't on your face XD

[Mollycat16]

it's like fruit ninja in real life!

[topmurdock]

GLASS TAP COUNT....1

[42bottlesofbeer]

If you ever decide to take up polygamy, I volunteer myself to be your second wife due to the sheer awesome that is you as Jayne Cobb. Also, please keep the beard!

[ZombieBecca]

Man, the Zombie Tools guys are so awesome.

[arborealoctopus]

sure! Jayne had that whole protector thing going on (as well as the bad guy) and Kayley sees the good in everybody. I would give them 3 weeks.

[RainbowsOfCrayons]

I've watched all of Firefly since this went up. I love it and I love Jayne. He is hilariously mean and gun happy. (Hi Vera!)

[mafuyashi]

how is any marie curie costume not sexy?