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I was in vegas a few months ago and went to meet Penn after the show. It is really cool of them to do that for the fans and audience. I took a photo with Penn and made a dorky comment that 'we almost have the hair'
Hahaha - I can't count the number of times I sat through the 21 card trick to make some kid magician feel special. That makes my day (even though it bores the living shit out of me). Does that make sense? LOL
Anyway, I remember Teller cutting me a piece of 4 dollar coffee cake during intermission in the rear of the Westside Arts theatre, while Penn patiently spoke to me about the opening "Casey" bit. It was quick, but to think I deserved that much attention made me feel great. I never forgot!
Hey Penn - My brother and I just saw your show in Vegas!! Thank you so much for coming out after and talking to us/signing things/getting pictures. I remember laughing because you called everyone "boss." haha
And I dont know if you remember us, but thank you for letting us film you calling our friend an asshole. He really got a kick out of it because he's such a big fan of you and Teller, just like us. He said it really made his day.
Ask Penn Jillette to sign Eric Huffschmid's "Painful Questions: An Analysis of the September 11th Attack." In the "Penn & Teller: Bullshit" episode about 911, he screamed that if you see anybody with that book you should "push them down a flight of stairs." That episode was a hate-filled anti-Muslim clusterfuck. Not surprising -- "Penn & Teller: Bullshit" is owned by über-Zionist Sumner Redstone. In many episodes of "BS" Penn is just a bobblehead paid to read whatever's on the teleprompter.
When you talked about performers who force people to wait a long time before they sign things it reminded me of something that Scott Weiland pulled last year.
He was 1 1/2 hours late for his 30 minute concert then he forced people to wait at least one hour for him to begin signing things afterward. I wrote "at least" because I left after an hour. He was only signing copies of his new CD, as you indicated with the other Vegas acts.
You are totally going to sign my boobs next year when I spend my honeymoon in Vegas. Don't worry, my future-hubby won't mind. Hopefully we'll be there in the right time frame that we can go to TAM as well. Maybe Randi would sign my boobs too?
Man, I sure wish I could see this video. Too bad you're censoring everyone outside the USA and preventing them from seeing it. I can't even pay to see it! You just decided I shouldn't be allowed because of where I live. Assholes.
Took away the *POWER*? WTF? I was thrilled to meet you and Teller several years ago and yeah, I WAS surprised that you were out there for QUITE some time talking, signing stuff, and it honestly looked like you were having fun. THANK you for doing it. We (your fans) appreciate it!
I would actually like to hear your thoughts on "You can lead and Atheist to Evidence but..." I am considering reading it myself just for the LOLs but am apprehensive because I do not want to encourage Ray Comfort with my $15.
If someone gave me a bible and I was in your shoes, I would quickly sign it and act like I didn't realize that's what he didn't want, signing it somewhere really defiling like. (I am only a jerk about religion, it really bothers me.)
I'm bigger fans of those celebrities I've meet, it gives me some sort of association, I think its a much better way of doing things.
Yes, true, but even more so, it has defiled man kind.
@Kamidake83 - I was thinking the same thing, I was like, I will melt some candy bar into it, to make it even more grows, but not actually nasty or unhygienic.
Can you write "Remove the copyright restrictions." on Crackle's penises? Perhaps it should be tattooed on their asses backwards so they can read i when they look in the mirror.
In general I have a big dislike to celebrities because they have this ego attitude. But Penn is one of the very few celebrities I do not feel that way at all. He does not think of himself as above ordinary people in his status.
But he doesn't seem to be doing anything to stop crackle from globally censoring what he says. Did you know that no one outside the USA can watch these videos anymore?
I met Penn, not after a show but it was actually at the Las Vegas Annual AIDS walk. I had raised money and was on Team Penn & Teller so I was able to meet him and get a picture which is now on my myspace. Christ, he's tall. You already know it by looking at him in Bullshit and such, but meeting him in person was really cool.
he has really long hair i never really noticed till now
and i do see practical uses since you can save a few bucks cutting ti yourself and save a little time not cutting it and i do beileive he trims it once or twice a month to make sure it doesnt get too long
It actually has no practical uses. The amount of soap you use to wash it is way more than you're going to spend on a simple hair cut. I should know. I used to have long hair like that. It also gets in the way when you bend over and stuff and can get really annoying in the wind.
One of these days I'll have enough money to come out and see your show. Knowing you guys will be in the lobby afterward to chat makes it that much more worth it.
Two years back, my wife surprised me with tickets to one of your shows while we were in Vegas. Ever since i first saw you guys I had always wanted to see you live, so I was very excited. I have to say, I was very surprised and even somewhat star-struck when I was able to meet you two. Teller, always silent in your show, really shocked me when he answered my wives compliment. I guess I just want to thank you guys. It was an experience I will never forget being able to meet you face to face.
I Shared your experience when I went to see these guys live as well. I've been watching them on TV for years, and I blown away to see them live twice now. And Teller was so gracious, and helped set up our photo, to make it even better!
You can lead a believer to logic but you can't make em shut the fuck up
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho XD
LeonRFpoa 1 year ago
Hi Penn fans. Penn Says videos have been discontinued, so you won't be seeing any new content on here. You can check out our Profile on our Channel Page for more info. We'll still be checking in, so hope to keep chatting with you all! Thanks!
pennsays 1 year ago
@pennsays this is awful, these videos are amazing, wtf man
FlyingFooBalls 1 year ago
@FlyingFooBalls Penn has moved on. Follow his Twitter account to see what he's up to now.
pennsays 1 year ago
He's talking about Ray Comfort's book, "You can lead an Atheist to EVIDENCE but you can't make him think", right?
smashballbrawler 1 year ago
I believe it was Dorothy Parker. Someone challenged her to use horticulture in a sentence and that was what she came up with. Brilliant!
DejectedPanda 2 years ago
@DejectedPanda PhrasesDotOrg backs both of you up. :-)
pennsays 2 years ago
did i miss how this had to do with richard pryor??
onlydlonly420 2 years ago
I was in vegas a few months ago and went to meet Penn after the show. It is really cool of them to do that for the fans and audience. I took a photo with Penn and made a dorky comment that 'we almost have the hair'
and he anwered 'kind of'
haha
Thanks Penn, you're one of the great ones.
Ligaya1980 2 years ago
Hahaha - I can't count the number of times I sat through the 21 card trick to make some kid magician feel special. That makes my day (even though it bores the living shit out of me). Does that make sense? LOL
Anyway, I remember Teller cutting me a piece of 4 dollar coffee cake during intermission in the rear of the Westside Arts theatre, while Penn patiently spoke to me about the opening "Casey" bit. It was quick, but to think I deserved that much attention made me feel great. I never forgot!
VimisiDigitalMedia 2 years ago
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Again, awesome video dude. And thanks for signing my pants in Atlantic City, that made my night! I really hope I see you guys again.
USHet63 2 years ago
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Hey Penn - My brother and I just saw your show in Vegas!! Thank you so much for coming out after and talking to us/signing things/getting pictures. I remember laughing because you called everyone "boss." haha
And I dont know if you remember us, but thank you for letting us film you calling our friend an asshole. He really got a kick out of it because he's such a big fan of you and Teller, just like us. He said it really made his day.
Anyway, thanks again "boss!"
Solar2 2 years ago
Ask Penn Jillette to sign Eric Huffschmid's "Painful Questions: An Analysis of the September 11th Attack." In the "Penn & Teller: Bullshit" episode about 911, he screamed that if you see anybody with that book you should "push them down a flight of stairs." That episode was a hate-filled anti-Muslim clusterfuck. Not surprising -- "Penn & Teller: Bullshit" is owned by über-Zionist Sumner Redstone. In many episodes of "BS" Penn is just a bobblehead paid to read whatever's on the teleprompter.
tonzimala 2 years ago
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Oh bullshit. Haha, like the name of the show!
But seriously, fuck you.
Paradox3121 2 years ago
When you talked about performers who force people to wait a long time before they sign things it reminded me of something that Scott Weiland pulled last year.
He was 1 1/2 hours late for his 30 minute concert then he forced people to wait at least one hour for him to begin signing things afterward. I wrote "at least" because I left after an hour. He was only signing copies of his new CD, as you indicated with the other Vegas acts.
Idi0cracy 2 years ago
i feel ya man....the second I met Weiland, I stopped listening to anything he ever did....what a douchebag. almost as bad as Sully
sethmusic 2 years ago
You are totally going to sign my boobs next year when I spend my honeymoon in Vegas. Don't worry, my future-hubby won't mind. Hopefully we'll be there in the right time frame that we can go to TAM as well. Maybe Randi would sign my boobs too?
kittenen 2 years ago 2
Man, I sure wish I could see this video. Too bad you're censoring everyone outside the USA and preventing them from seeing it. I can't even pay to see it! You just decided I shouldn't be allowed because of where I live. Assholes.
realblublu 2 years ago
Atlas Shrugged=Today's news
216trixie 2 years ago
You should have come back with "You don't need to make an Atheist think, they already do that fine on their own, that's WHY they are Atheist."
ScaryGuy255 2 years ago 2
You signed a penis? I think we need more info on that one.
badandtheugly 2 years ago 3
I won't buy any more Sony products until I can watch Penn Says.
Eldxale 2 years ago
Took away the *POWER*? WTF? I was thrilled to meet you and Teller several years ago and yeah, I WAS surprised that you were out there for QUITE some time talking, signing stuff, and it honestly looked like you were having fun. THANK you for doing it. We (your fans) appreciate it!
diadexxus 2 years ago
you have a great view from your window.....lol
lukea398 2 years ago 2
Even though I'm an Atheist, I actually read 'The Shack'. It's total garbage, but my mate made me read it after reading all this Sam Harris.
no1sjester 2 years ago 2
I would actually like to hear your thoughts on "You can lead and Atheist to Evidence but..." I am considering reading it myself just for the LOLs but am apprehensive because I do not want to encourage Ray Comfort with my $15.
WannabeTesla 2 years ago
I hate gambling, so if I ever go to Vegas, Penn & Teller's show is probably the only reason why.
Well, maybe some restaurants too.
FableForge 2 years ago 2
Note to self, bring toilet paper to Pen's show.
Kamidake83 2 years ago 4
Post your reading list somewhere.
If someone gave me a bible and I was in your shoes, I would quickly sign it and act like I didn't realize that's what he didn't want, signing it somewhere really defiling like. (I am only a jerk about religion, it really bothers me.)
I'm bigger fans of those celebrities I've meet, it gives me some sort of association, I think its a much better way of doing things.
sillygummiebear 2 years ago 2
I'm not sure it's possible to defile religion more than it has already defiled its self.
Scrapheap71 2 years ago 4
Yes, true, but even more so, it has defiled man kind.
@Kamidake83 - I was thinking the same thing, I was like, I will melt some candy bar into it, to make it even more grows, but not actually nasty or unhygienic.
....Maybe I will bring him a bible to sign, haha
sillygummiebear 2 years ago
Can you write "Remove the copyright restrictions." on Crackle's penises? Perhaps it should be tattooed on their asses backwards so they can read i when they look in the mirror.
Eldxale 2 years ago
No, it should be printed forward so their sponsors can read it while they fuck them up the ass!
Scrapheap71 2 years ago
In general I have a big dislike to celebrities because they have this ego attitude. But Penn is one of the very few celebrities I do not feel that way at all. He does not think of himself as above ordinary people in his status.
ArtinEmil 2 years ago 2
But he doesn't seem to be doing anything to stop crackle from globally censoring what he says. Did you know that no one outside the USA can watch these videos anymore?
shreddakj 2 years ago
I met Penn, not after a show but it was actually at the Las Vegas Annual AIDS walk. I had raised money and was on Team Penn & Teller so I was able to meet him and get a picture which is now on my myspace. Christ, he's tall. You already know it by looking at him in Bullshit and such, but meeting him in person was really cool.
Did get him to sign my boobs though.
...
Maybe next year.
XxJellyBeanSkullsxX 2 years ago 2
I'll sign your boobs!
Scrapheap71 2 years ago
Well, I hope you guys come to the Tampa area, soon! :)
ShortbusMooner 2 years ago
I get to be at your show next month. Can't wait.
Dash2 2 years ago
he has really long hair i never really noticed till now
and i do see practical uses since you can save a few bucks cutting ti yourself and save a little time not cutting it and i do beileive he trims it once or twice a month to make sure it doesnt get too long
zeratul575 2 years ago
It actually has no practical uses. The amount of soap you use to wash it is way more than you're going to spend on a simple hair cut. I should know. I used to have long hair like that. It also gets in the way when you bend over and stuff and can get really annoying in the wind.
IAmTheWarbringer 2 years ago
One of these days I'll have enough money to come out and see your show. Knowing you guys will be in the lobby afterward to chat makes it that much more worth it.
Emwhyceeaychayell 2 years ago
Two years back, my wife surprised me with tickets to one of your shows while we were in Vegas. Ever since i first saw you guys I had always wanted to see you live, so I was very excited. I have to say, I was very surprised and even somewhat star-struck when I was able to meet you two. Teller, always silent in your show, really shocked me when he answered my wives compliment. I guess I just want to thank you guys. It was an experience I will never forget being able to meet you face to face.
anoriginaldick 2 years ago 6
@anoriginaldick
I Shared your experience when I went to see these guys live as well. I've been watching them on TV for years, and I blown away to see them live twice now. And Teller was so gracious, and helped set up our photo, to make it even better!
These guys are just great entertainers!
EltacoNZ 1 year ago
Signing a penis? And you actually did it? That's damn cool!
Homophobes can go to whatever bad place they believe in for all I care.
renegade4dio 2 years ago 6
fuck Homophobes. Im not gay but have a gay youtube friend who just got jumped for being gay. 3 pussy's jumped 1 gay guy. big balls huh.
defect530 2 years ago
that's hilarious
that book was written by the "bannana man"
penn is the best!
seaaaaaaaaa 2 years ago
A penis? You rock!
NapalmXD 2 years ago 2
That would be Ray Comfort, he get pretty well sodomized on thuinderf00t's channel.
matthewj1985 2 years ago 2
true story
hazydayz988 2 years ago
1:50 sounds like hes singing oprah. plz sombody loop this and make him sing and dance lol
kendjo 2 years ago
Didn't know you could sing Oprah Winfrey.
Of course, I know you meant "opera", but your typo was hilarious and I couldn't resist.
Ruxias 2 years ago
8th!!!
bxwhyteboi 2 years ago
Hmm some people are just rude by nature.
LORDNAG1 2 years ago
hey Penn, you're coming to my home town: Westlake Village, California. I can't wait to see the show again!
Rathause 2 years ago
If someone thinks that Reptilian Humanoids are controlling the earth, should they hand out Icke books?
You can lead a theist to knowledge, but you can make them not sheep.
brutus149 2 years ago
How was San Antionio?
arandompirate 2 years ago
They were in San Antonio? No F-in way!
phatcartoon 2 years ago
Well there weren't performing. I follow them both on the Twitter thingy and they were meeting up with someone for something.
arandompirate 2 years ago
You can say fuck if you want to, on this channel. You won't go to hell, I promise!
Scrapheap71 2 years ago
as ussual GO PENN
coinstalker 2 years ago