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  • this all bullshit

  • hahaha they are adorable!

  • If i'm not mistaken many of these guys are already dead because they're doing their job for their country.

  • Well... I am afghan but i really don't know WTF they are doing. it's not training for sure... LoL

  • Damn even elementary kids can do jumping jacks right

  • they are used to their traditional exercise the "RPG bench press"

  • Well, it's hard to do that when you're stoned :)

  • ROFL

  • I'm Afghan and I think this is funny.

  • That's a fantastic warm-up.

  • I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!

  • sand monkeys

  • It looks like everyones cheering!!

  • How is EVERY SINGLE GUY wrong?

  • @AK4711892 life man, go there u'll understand

  • Taliban must be laughing.

  • I thought they were waving a cab down haha

  • These fools high as fvck !!!

    They just clowning the Americans lmfao.

  • @camfonh hahahahaha, i fuckin luv ur comment lmao...got me cracking the fuck up,cus im high and so get the point

  • I think that bunch of kangaroos are wearing the Afghan uniform....

  • It looks like they're at some sort of concert.

  • no worries needed, I mean all they gotta is do maintain their authority against international terrorism .. can't be any harder than jumping jacks

  • its looks like there trying to dance lol

  • looks like my first grade pe class

  • Roflmao what a fucking mess.

  • This foo said afghans exercise running carrying a camel too fckng funny!

  • i fucking died laughing this shit is funny

  • Justin Bieber concert..?

  • The guy named Abdul was the best one, he's the one with the beard.

  • thats right, jump for joy mother fuckers!

  • how many of them do u think have the name Muhammad

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  • hahahaha are they dancing

  • LTC says to the MAJ wanna see something funny,have 'em fall in out back

  • im pretty sure that they can do it, but theyre having more fun fucking around with the trainers lol

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL afghans R TOO FUNNY XD too sick man

  • This is why the Spartans won. The ability to follow fucking instructions.

  • they cant fly,they cant hide things in the ground, they cant hide themselves and now they cant jump and move their arms correct

  • ohh lorddyy

  • Err...maybe they're not accustomed to doing jumping jacks...? Who knows.

  • this is hilarious

  • dont get it wrong, afghans are tough as shit, its just that they do different excercises.... like running 20 miles carrying a camel!!!!!!

  • that.... was the worst thing i have ever witnessed... 

  • Wtf? Thats the security of their country? Nowonder alqaida was kickin their ass

  • @brnoutjerzey. Idk, we mastered it in first grade, I don't recall any instruction. We learned much more complex skills for various sports and dancing, square-dancing to the hustle, lol. We did it all just watching miss Jane. And I played sports all the way through high school and I never saw anyone struggle with calisthenics. It's jumping jacks! First graders everywhere can do them, here in USA. I'm a teacher now, I see these kids all the time.

  • i can watch this all day incredible........

  • 0:18 so good, so good XD

  • New theory: they are all trying to get kicked out! These are the smart ones!

  • @hawarox21. How is it racist? And, why can't they do them at all? @rebelsst. That is completely random, LOL.

  • raceists all of you im afghan and i can do it perfectly fine!!!! I:(

  • @hawarox21 its not race... in America we had Richard Simmons to teach us, and lets face it, there really is only 1 Richard Simmons. lol

  • Why would this be difficult? It doesn't require any intelligence. We did jumping jacks everyday in first grade and all perfectly together. Why is this such a problem?

  • @beautyinbreakdowns2 we also had 2% milk growing up and we all know milk gives u kick!

  • @beautyinbreakdowns2

    it's because it requires instruction.. You cant just look at someone and start doing an with exercise with even a bit of complexity and expect to do it correctly. Every year for track in our HS it's difficult for the new runners to learn our calisthenics

  • PARTAY!!!!!

  • Finally! A race with less rhythm than white ppl.

  • @tanks451 "Afghan" isn't a race bro.

  • @tanks451 STFU.

  • is it really that hard?

  • y.m.c.a! xD

  • Afghan Police, The next Party boys of the world..

  • why are the so many of these vids. says so much.

  • Is this how they decide who gets a gun?

  • hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

    

  • Ive seen certified retards do that on purpose

  • Lol uncivilized retards

  • DANCE PARTY!!!

  • baz ya kati taliba jang maikuna murdar khora

  • THAS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I EVER SEEN

  • The U.S has reformed Afghanistan? I have 2 brothers over there, and if anyone doesn't want them over there its me, but I realize there must be a viable reason, "Besides oil" for them. No its not that we are gaining anything. Its not that we just want to oppress the Afghan people, Its that we want to make sure something like 9/11 will never happen again. And from the look of how these ANP are doing jumping jacks, the Afghani government isn't quite ready for us to leave yet.

  • a lot of them are high on opium. but anyway, the old guy is killing me. i'm actually wheezing laughing. 

  • Give these people a break, they are probally did finish kindergarden

  • that luks fun

  • the real afghan armies and police are all in Taliban. This are bunch of jobless people wearing uniforms.

  • @hormatov Your stupid as fuck, and I'm sad to see your unintelligent, un-researched ass comment is at the top.

  • no doubt thier police system is messed

  • 0:17 Look at the guy in the back of the line, bottom right hand corner of the screen. Row row row your boat, gently down the stream....

  • needs funny music to go in with the garbling.

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  • american's are loser

  • @janidurrani then what is Greece?

  • @JPSwissCheese The country or the cooking oil or the movie?

  • @TheDevenrocks The guy is from greece and he is saying that Americans are Losers

  • LOL! THIS IS PRICELESSS!

  • reminds me of the yellow things in despicable me when they start jumping around x)

  • One of the first things I thought when I saw these afghan workout videos.

    Another reason to feel sorry for their women. With rhythm and coordination like that they must suck in bed.

  • how the fuck are they po;ice and cant do jumping jacks right someone explain has anyone heard the expression quality over quANTITTY

  • @kraizil See there from Afghan and those people are the brightest kids on the block.

  • @Curevicc lmao i said the same shit but the worste part is the americans thatwork with them care but the higher ranking officers could care less if than can do simple shit like jumping jacks push ups and shoot strait man its fucked upp lol

  • @Curevicc tell me you saw the guy at 28 seconds just waving his ghands in the air he look like the gay cop doing the ymca dance

  • ain abrui ma raft ...

  • Where's techno viking when you need him.

  • Not sure why the US Army even bothers with jumping jacks. Just make their asses run laps.

  • i didn't know they had that many policemen.

  • thats not their jumping jacks. Thats their celebration moves.... hands in the air

  • this really needs a techno remix

  • as soon as they said waaaaaa i start lmfao

  • I love it. They know they suck at them and they're just having a blast mocking the jumping jack, the worlds lamest exercise.

  • What really confuses me is why they cluck like turkeys... I mean wtf. Maybe they thought they were doing bird imitations?

  • Holy Shit!! ahhhhaahh

  • LOVE AFGHANS

    they give an fuck about what the white tapwurm USA say HAHA !!!

    AFGHANISTAN OVEr ALLL

  • lol if u laughed at this ur probly going to hell lol ill see all u guys there hahahah

  • jumping jacks chickens! xD

  • 0:05 Jumping Jacks like a boss.

  • MASS CLUCK CLUCKING

    

  • LOL ahahahahahaaaaaaaa

  • @Assghani yes this is afghan (afkooni) pashtun (pigtun) POWER hahahahahahah

  • @FuckAfghansAndArabs

    I give a fuck what the usa power sgat arab style!

    What makes the ms (((Ayler)) the son of a bitch then you;?)

    FREE GAYRAN = IRAN

  • @Assghani <<---(K)irani lollll hahahaha

    You give a fuck what usa says!

    You'd do it voluntarily! you wonna be pridless Kirani West;)

  • cocaine from comes here

  • I bet those war lords are shaking in their boots at such an elite force.

  • "I think they're ready boys. Let's pack up and go home!"

  • @AgApE010 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooool

  • And people want us to pull out and leave it in the hands of these guys??? O_O

  • Cocain is America's cup of coffee...

  • cocain is the hell of a druG!

  • Ughh.... We're gonna need a bigger army... -_-

  • lmfaooo dumb pakis

  • K, FIRST OF ALL, they probably havent ever done jumping jacks EVER before in their life, so srsly, why all the hate for?? :( if everyone is so damn hateful what are we ever going to acheive?

  • @irock32262 i think its totally funny that 3rd grade gym class looks better than this cluster fuck of grown

  • i feel safe having them patrol

  • Lol, its new to them, give em a break!

  • Ey koshada az posht koh amadan

  • i thought i'm watching a bunch of monkeys

  • @ravan318 shtu up u cunt

  • @855FIGHTER monkeys don't know how to spell neither

  • this was too funny. reminds me of elementary school. it deserves to be comedy.

  • What the fuck is this shit?

  • No wonder we can't leave!:(

  • you know what give them some training and some coridination and i bet they are a formidible army, just casue the us army clap their hands doesnt mean they are the best look at the koreans

  • hahahhahhhahahahaha...the best..thx for upload!!!

  • That had to be planned out to mock the marines

  • @robertcaraker No this is common among the ANP...it was the same way when we were trying to train the Iraqi Police...they just either dont get it or don't care. They all seem to do it this way....some are even worse.

  • @TheRealScrote23 Honestly ANP and the Iraqi Police are useless and 2 faced bro. We had to threaten them and call them women and pussies and all this shit just for them to leave the compound and actually do something! They wont listen and dont want to train or help their own country. If we left today the countries would be right back where they were 10 years ago!

  • @robertcaraker Mate lets not go 10 years back but 40 years back, when 'terrorism' started, after Afghanstan Gov started allowing Women into parliament, and advances were being made, and the Mujahideen (terror came who were against Women coming into government etc. The mujahiden was bad but not out of control. America made it out of control and powerful when they supported them to fight soviets. SINCE THEN AFGHANISTAN HAD NOT BEEN ABLE TO CARRY ON THE DEVELOPMENT IT WAS SEEING BCOS OF AMERICANS!

  • @decemberone Thats very true, but we had no idea that us supporting them then would lead to us fighting them today. I know our government is far from perfect and thats caused by our leaders thinking that hey maybe if we get envolved with the worlds problems we will be looked up to or we could improve or economy but its having the exact opposite effect. I can see the U.S becoming just like Russia or maybe even worse in the future. I'm a Veteran of Iraq and I support our troops but not this war

  • @robertcaraker exactly mate, i support your answer, but i think USA have planned cunningly because now tht they are fighting Afgght they have been able to establish a American demand in tht area of the world, and are benefitting from various Oil pipe lines like the CaSpian line . seriously its not a good situation so many innocent people dying and afght not developing at all. I HAVE REPECT TO THOSE WHO SERVE THERE COUNTRY AND ARE JUST DOING WHT THEY HAVE BEen asked to do. But the war is wrong.

  • @robertcaraker Oh I completely agree....these people would be no help to their own country. I also know how two faced they are. We had some Iraqi Police start shooting at us when I was there way back when, they are such wimps though we shot a white star cluster over them and they all took off running.

  • DANCE PARTY

  • guys cool down, these guys are there to have fun and get the cash, that is it, and it has worked for them for the last ten years. they are making jokes of those marines trainers. let them have fun.

  • its looks like a CHICKEN FARM 

  • No wonder that they run away when the taliban attack. Act like chickens and run away like chickens

  • CHICKEN FARM.

    

  • Okay! I'm convinced! It's hopeless! Just pack up, come home, last one on the plane dont forget to detonate!

  • at 0:19 that dude in the left looks like Fidel Castro when he was younger lol

  • @codebluded

    Were you born retarded or did you get brain damage in later life?

  • They take it like it's a joke.

  • look these soldier making fun and these videos are proving that they hav joined army or somthing else just for tim pass not to build AFGHANISTAN they are still brainles fuck u all wake up dont waste tim make AFG soon INSHALLAH! GOD bless you all

  • Look at the guy at 0:22 he looks like he is swimming to the sky! LAWL!

  • Yeah petemitchum. 90% of the worlds cocaine comes from Afghanistan. Americas cocaine come from Mexico. The rest of the world gets Afghanistans.

  • @shawnman13 - Try again shawman------> 90% + or - of the world's Herion, which is made from Opium, comes from Afghanistan. Cocaine is made from the leaves of the Coca plant which is only grown in South American countries (mainly Columbia).

  • @petemitchum hahaha that was a good one

  • @alexisrz ---Never claimed to be expert speller...Thank God for spell check--lol. But----> there are several "columbia" common spellings here in the states. However, you are right, the country is spelled Colombia...my oversight...when I'm wrong----I admit I'm wrong.

  • @petemitchum

    I'm pretty sure cocaine and heroin have nothing to do with jumping-jacks either way though

  • @petemitchum the real cocaine and drugs plant are from Afghanistan + cannabis goes :)

  • @petemitchum

    yes but since the USa invader are there !!

  • @shawnman13 Shawman12 is right cocaine is made from the leaves from the coca plant which are grown in S. America..... Colombia and Bolivia.

  • @shawnman13 You are absolutely retarded

  • welcome to afghanistan land of brave ahhahahha

  • HAHAHAHAHA! These guys suck ass!!!

  • Hahahaha lmao ... at least their trying

  • There too close the usa ppl should of told them

  • yeaaaah guyss they are getting ready for the next world war

  • 52684 and afgpride1231 are some stupid fucking sand niggers. Go u.s.!

  • @KrustyDGK For you to use the term 'Sand Nigger' makes you look like a stupid, ignorant and idiotic cunt. Go the Human Race. Dipshit.

  • These guys fended off the Soviets? How?

  • @YoungBrave2006 WOW, are you serious? The Taliban did that. Not the Afghan Police. The ANP and ANA fight the Taliban. I hope you know the difference...

  • they just fresh them up!!! thats everythin

  • @afgpride1231 ............. First of all...if you are going to comment on my channel learn how to use proper grammer!!! Tough shit if you don't like what I say...What's the matter? Does the truth hurt? 52684 is an idiot and his comment shows just how narrow minded you people are. I worked over there for 3 years trying to help your country......I have earned my right to state my opinions!! If you don't like like it...you can Kiss My American Ass!!

  • @petemitchum First of all suck My big Afghan Dick. Fuck you and your channel. Please tell me when did we ask for help? You attacked our country and we have the right to fight you, so fuck you.

  • @afgpride1231 may a bomb land on your house ungrateful bitch fuck you.

  • it sounds like a chicken farm

  • Sergeant Hulka isn't always going to be there to be that Big Toe. Razzle Dazzle... Aaaaaaarmy training SIr!!!

  • this makes me wonder what they would do in a combat situation... breakdance?