Roy Chubby Brown - The joys of supermarkets

[BiffaTW]

The last joke was just the best.......

[saveplay1]

fuck you

[mrlauder1]

going to see chubbs on the 16th july at consett, brill,

[mada9898]

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!

[fnorman0]

"I was in Tescos last night - there were two *******s stabbed.... Every little helps."

Distaste for this is not because it's about a minority other than english scottish or irish. Any way you look at it, regardless of whether the ****s are irishmen, women, queers, asylum seekers, or whatever... it's not a joke; it's an expression of prejudice against the *****s. Laugh if you share the prejudice. Or am I wrong and "There were two englishmen stabbed - every little helps" is funny too.

[powergod123]

keep it going, we are english, not British.

[fnorman0]

@powergod123

You can't be both?

[bigt074]

where was this filmed cus he had the same etup and jokes in leamington

[TwelveBridges]

He went shit imo after his heart attack :(, he seemed far more "best not piss them off too much" as opposed to the carefree Chubbs' we see here.

[shune84]

its kinda like that butter advert "i can't beleive anybody fucked you twice"

[GaryGarratt]

I am heading off to Blackpool tomorrow to see this LEGEND! Will be the second time I have seen him live so far. Last time was back in 2000 when I was only just old enough to get in haha. EVERY LITTLE HELPS!

CLASSIC!

[robg71]

Told a Joke at work about a scotsman every1 laughed, told a Joke about an englishman every 1 laughed told a Joke about an Irishman every1 laughed, Told a joke about a Minority Now Im a Racist !!!!!! Welcome to Britain..use to be GREAT !

[danil08]

papermariob, thos kids probably speak English AND their native tounge, if you went to pakistan i doubt you could learn urdu on top of english.

[whojanickabollokoff]

He is a funny bloke

[woodus89]

chubbs for king of england

[MrPetercriss1971]

get a life its funny as fuck!

[1337brit]

Dis shit is racist, yo!

[djduchesse]

and?

[kidstl]

agree this mother fucker is a racist fuck....

hope he gets penis cancer !

[GuruJosh18]

@kidstl

you could easily not watch this if you don't like him

[snodds88]

Chubbs for primeminister, he'd sort this country out..

[pete44443]

LMAO !!!

[MrMarkknight37]

Excellant chubbs you fat cunt. lol

[mickandpauline]

go on chubby fuck em all the cunts say it as it is bollocks a load of well done for giving us a great man

[swollower]

Its only a fucking show for God`s (or whatever god you want ) sake But what the man says is mostly true. Take a look at yourself before shouting PC and other crap! Fuck me loosen up people!

[jonovips13]

lol true and cubby rocks

[injection1000]

wot a legend

[jnrgw]

seen him 3 times in aberdeen

[tricky5282]

I went to see chubbs at bridlington spa last year & there was a multi coloured audience & they were all laughing along with his jokes, only people who dont get that its an act get all offended!fuck PC bollocks!

[Sk0osH]

every1 just needs 2 chill when it comes 2 comedy after all its just a bit of fun, why take everything serious, ive seen chubby live and he was funny as hell

[birdman404]

funny lad.

[tmoor5]

an asylum seeker went for a job as a lifeguard the lifeguard said *can u swim*...how the fuk do u fink he got here

[Olehys]

on a boat...

[tonymac1878]

i love chubby brown more than most but all this racism shit is daft, grow up, even chubby doesnt believe anything he says, and get over your race issues, everyone is equal

[RoweTubeChannel]

Can words offend you that much? He's a comedian - outraging people is a reaction, he supposed to be getting a reaction. Shock and outrage are neighbours to joy and laughter Ever wanted to laugh at a funeral? If you don't like it don't watch it. His subject matter and gags are across the spectrum, no-one is left out - inclusive comedy if you ask me. More More More

[cottonwhiskersuk]

Chubby Power!

[mcandrewdave]

Every little helps......FUCKING BRILLANT!

[RoyalBlueMersey]

Every little helps haha.

If you don't like his act, don't watch it!

[LockwoodRevolution]

i met him in that same tesco he's on about, he shops at Ingleby Barwick.

[DaveyBabey]

every little helps haha xD

(totally random but there's Bubblegum patch on the right side of his suit and i used to have a duvet with that on.)

[stevejamesmorris]

Saw him at the Anvil Basingstoke and he was terrible. He also mimed to his songs out of time and got booed.

[shorte101babe]

me nd me m8 found dis the other day we 14 nd we dnt find much funni but dis is gr8! :D

*no i carn believe anybody fucked you twice! :D*

xox

[Ianesque]

Wots her body like?

[EnglandOwnsYou]

lol! i love it when people class chubby as rascist, all you people who cry rascism at the sound of a white person talking about someone whos non white, search for this guy "Russell Peters"

[rossvideosprint]

Yeah but in all seriousness he just made the joke "I was just in tesco's yesterday morning - two asylum seekers were stabbed. Well every little helps"

I think expressing dislike for this kind of joke goes beyond simple middle class racial taboos...

[EnglandOwnsYou]

it's only a joke though! at least he isnt preaching to other's telling them to cut of the head's of those that moke us....

[rossvideosprint]

But asylum seekers being stabbed isn't funny - nor is joking that this is a 'good' thing by following it with the statement "every little helps"

[EnglandOwnsYou]

but it's only a joke. people are pissed off with the immigration problem in Britain. so roy only joke's about the issue's, it's humour! without humour we would be a boring bunch bastard's..

why dont you complain about the muslim's who welcome the beheading of British soldier's. complain about those who have taken away our freedom of speech our elder's died for...

[rossvideosprint]

Well I'm not sure if complaining quite applies to that but yes of course I would condemn all kinds of evil in the world. But that doesn't mean I should have to condone unfunny, racist and insensitive humour simply because it's 'comedy'.

[EnglandOwnsYou]

why is it, when ever a white Brit joke's about anyone outside of the UK, it make's them rascist?

[RoweTubeChannel]

Probably because this country is full of left wing do gooders - Unfortunately the beliefs and values our elders fought for in two world wars don't exist anymore. Unless your a one-eyed, thalidomide, black muslim bi-polar lesbian - your opinions don't count - Moan about that Ross!

[EnglandOwnsYou]

our elders fought for the foreigners freedom. they didnt fight so the foreigners could flood into Britain in there millions, making there own peoples lifes a missery..

our elders also fought for freedom of speech, but now days we're called rascists if we speak out.. its alright for muslims to threaten the lifes of non muslims here, but its not ok for us to speak out about them...

whats with the black members only groups and organizations here in Britain? talk about being rascist..

[papermariob]

It is too late m friend "They" have already taken over. I was in my Town centre last week, There was these pakis and there kids aged about 5 Years old were jabbering away in "but-but-ding-ding" I felt like saying..HEY YOU ARE IN ENGLAND NOT FUCKING PAKISTAN!!

If I pulled the strings it would be against the law for them to speak anything other than ENGLISH!

It is so we dont know what they are talking about...THEY MAKE PEOPLE WANT TO HATE THEM!!!!

Vote BNP at the next election!!!

[EnglandOwnsYou]

i will be voting BNP next year mate, along with millions of others!! its time to let everyone know how we feel...

[xleesafcx]

i can imagine it!

im from the north east so there isnt that many pakis to be honest.... i wud of thought the same thing!

if they come here they should live like us and speak out language........and realise its OUR country and they shudnt cum over and try and tell us to run it and what we can and carnt say........

if we went 2 their cuntry we wud literally get shot if we stood outside there capital sayin pakistans evil and shiteee like that!

but it ok for them 2 do it outside london

RANT OVER

[Callum556]

@papermariob grow up mate no ones voting bmp next election and stop being so racist saying but but ding ding and shit its not cool and it doesnt boost your popularity

[mazzboy]

@papermariob "But-but-ding-ding"? Haha! I haven't heard anyone say that since I was about 7. Grow up and look at the broader world.

What you're saying here only has any balls if you can say you've been abroad, learnt the native language and had no English conversations there.

[fnorman0]

@papermariob

5 year old kids making you want to hate them - bullshit. You make yourself hate them.

[NubCcake]

@papermariob

Vote BNP. When's the next election?

[CDuck202]

@papermariob so according to your belief every time any brit goes abroad, or lives abroad like many do in places like southern spain, we have to learn the language and speak it to our family at all times. despite the fact i know fuck all about fuck all to with any language except english. yet by your logic, before i can even go and get a tan somewhere, cos i sure as fuck arn't gonna get one here, i have to learn their entire fucking language! think about what you say before you say it mate.

[nacwebuk]

@papermariob God bless you!

[LemonZeppelin]

@papermariob I don't think they've taken over but I do think we are too appeasing to muslims. I read that they were gonna build a huge mosque in London to appease them. Why? Why do we even need to? I don't have views as extreme as the BNP but I agree to some extent with what you (and the BNP) think.

[YoureGuilty]

@papermariob Don't worry papermasturbater, someone will put you to sleep.

[Athleticmaleuk]

@EnglandOwnsYou Spelt 'racist' you dump red-neck fuck.

[EnglandOwnsYou]

we're a nation of wasters. we're nothing but cowards who get bullied from outsiders. we allow outsides to change our way of life to suit themselfs, and we do nothing about it... we allow immigrant criminals into Britain who kill our women and children, and we dont remove them.

its right what the immigrants think of us. we're nothing but a load of soft touch people who can be pushed around easily..

everyday i can feel myself getting closer to the BNP...

[SurpluMizuka]

Would you care to shut the fuck up? You've proven a point now get the fuck... out. ばか。

[EnglandOwnsYou]

the truth hurts dosnt it cock sucker!!

[SurpluMizuka]

The truth being what? I can't say I have read your comments, I just couldn't help notice you spamming the fucking comments section, cock sucker.

[EnglandOwnsYou]

why are you viewing this video again? oh yeah, your one of Roy Chubby Browns greatest fans...

[EnglandOwnsYou]

cock sucker! are you a fucking parrot? hahahahaha, you dodgy cunt..

[SurpluMizuka]

You're the one that has said that two times now, thus you're the parrot. Obvious hypocrite is obvious.

[EnglandOwnsYou]

i called you it once, and quoted you on it once.. you do know a parrot is a bird that copys phrases?

how long have you been a Chubby Brown fan?

[oDominantBitcho]

EnglandOwnsYou: I agree with you there it's bollocks they can make racist jokes about us but we cant about them whats the difference? There is none. To rossvideosprint: Just sit back and enjoy the comedy and get over it why do people always bring racism into things hes joking and thats what you say when your people do exactly the same.

[EnglandOwnsYou]

if non whites joke about whites, the whites laugh at it! but if whites joke about non whites, they go mad about it.. we live in a world where we're to politically correct. everyone just needs to chill out and stop being so up tight.

[merlinwr450f]

What do you call a paki in a skip?.... Rumajin.

[deejayarnie]

what black and doesn't work?

Half of london

[1488Einherjer]

Too right! Hahahaha xD

[straffster2]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA :L:L

[straffster2]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO legend :L:L

[sjl1990]

@EnglandOwnsYou

amen to that, chief!

[thehegarty87]

@EnglandOwnsYou true

[TheLydianRocks]

@EnglandOwnsYou yeah but thats coming from a white man im guessing, do you really think blacks and muslims will ever let go of the race card?? ignorant people do not learn how to not be ignorant, thats not me saying that about all blacks but all of the blacks who play the race card, and lets face it, i dont know any who dont play

[EnglandOwnsYou]

@TheLydianRocks, White people joke about white people, blacks joke about black people, Asians joke about Asians, and we all joke about each other, but its only a small group of miserable people who are ashamed of who they are.

[veegta83]

@EnglandOwnsYou

Noticed whites get more upset if whites make jokes about non-whites. They are offended on my behalf. A jokes a joke.

[EnglandOwnsYou]

@veegta83, Whites only get upset if Whites make jokes about non Whites, because Whites know non Whites can't take a joke. When ever a White person makes a joke or gives bad news to a non White, then those non Whites think its mainly due to their skin colour for it.

[Mrbleu1076]

Well Fucking Said!

[YoureGuilty]

@EnglandOwnsYou Hey I agree with you ugly fuck bastard. Hey, only kidding death breath. Chill, don't get uptight on me now.

[1488Einherjer]

Too right mates. What ever happened to so-called "democracy"?? It's alright for the non-whites to be racist towards us, but people go through the fucking roof if we make a joke! It's not your land anyway, fuck off out of here. And out of the rest of Europe, for that matter. Go back to the east, where you dont have racists "oppressing" you.

[outsidepers]

it's not YOUR country either you fucking moron, you were just born here like me.

Care to explain when the ethnic minorities have been oppressed us? Maybe it was when they enslaved us or stopped us from voti.... oh wait....

And stop whining about democracy, democracy is precisely what is stopping wankers like you getting any power.

Now I'm against PCness I think if anything it encourages segregation, but your talking out of your arse.

[1488Einherjer]

Were you born that stupid already, or do you train regularly? Because you're very good at it. You couldn't understand my point at all, you fuckhead. I was being sarcastic. These non-whites feel oppressed, I said they should go back where they came from, where they will not have any "oppression". But then again, that would mean they wouldn't even have drinking water, let alone any traces of modern civilization. And hey... 5 thumbs up for my comment so far, it doesn't look like I'm a wanker...

[internetmale]

"A devout and proud National-Socialist,"

you sound like a great laugh! I'd certainly rather have an asylum seeker on my street than an Nazi sympathiser.

[1488Einherjer]

Spoken like a true ignorant. Congratulations, moron, your mother must be proud.

[internetmale]

don't know if 'proud' is the right word but i'd imagine she is quite relieved I don't idolise a genocidal party, like yourself. I'd imagine even Mr 'Chubby' Brown would baulk at your views.

[topmarkms]

hes not racist hes truthfull=]

[cw0888]

what do you people not understand about this being an act hes not racist do some fact finding before you start calling people racist

[mikey3565]

lee evans isnt even funny andhes a cock sucker someone who dosnt even know how to act he plays in movies and a comidian he fails in both

[mickofhucknall]

Oh my god! He said the word asylum seeker.

[mikey3565]

yeah lee evens is fucking shitty he dosnt even make sence and swets like a fucking pig dirty cunt

[trevster2905]

Lee Evans is a million times funnier than this racist twat.

[DUNCANFLEGEND]

LEE EVANS = PRICK

[kevc24]

''Can't believe anybody fuck'd ya twice'' LOL

chubbs is great,says what we all think!

[CharitableView]

Hmmm. I don't think that, but then again I'm not a racist fuckwit peasant chimp.

[supersandman86]

lee evans is good but i prefer both. and those who dont like chubby cause he's too offensive, then your very sad

[2oGazLaDo8]

LEE EVANS A GOD!

[djghjbhdjgbjhbdjguig]

boring lee evens is good ;) boss! lee evens :lol:

[evostomppoowee2893]

lol

[trevster2905]

"Every little helps"

What an insensitive unfunny thing to say.

[mattgetsfat]

Then why come here? Why watch Chubby? Why reply? Nothing better to do than complain. It's very funny by the way.

[baggieboys58]

you fukin tell the fat bastard chubby and the rest of the politicaly correct twats

[DaveyBabey]

"why, who's she writing to?" lmao XD

[jamie1000001]

roy chubby brown is a living lengend so was bernard amnning both racist bastards but we love them

[parrotman1892]

I've recently uploaded some of Chubbys songs to my channel feel free to pop over and take a look :-)

[mremile72]

lmao

[ervilhamarela]

He's not funny at all.

[rixstaF]

hes funny as fuk

u dikhead u just dnt get the jokes

wanker

[SentinelSphere]

his jokes are quite basic, but thats why they're soo funny to most people because they're so down to the earth.

and most of the stuff he jokes about, normal, working class people have to go through.

so you can go "aye chubbs, i know how yer feel mate"

[ervilhamarela]

ya, I guess you're right. still, it bothers me that he encourages racism.

[mickeymoose76]

people can see how bad an effect assylum seekers are having, they dont have to be told, dickhead!

[SentinelSphere]

i rarely find his racism jokes funny, some are good though.

there's one where he is on about African people living in mud huts, but its like, his observation, which makes that joke funny.

[SparkyYfn]

he doesnt encourage racism =Sm its a fuukin joke u stupid splitarse when does he ever say be racist racist is good =S if u dont like him change the fuukin channel

[trevster2905]

If your parents died & I made a joke about that then would you say "Oh well... it's just a joke."?

[mattgetsfat]

I don't think i'd find it funny but i wouldn't seek out a video on youtube to find the person who told the joke (that's just sad). This is no more offensive than any South Park episode, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy or The Family Guy. If you like Chris Evans what are you doing here? Each to their own, we like Chubby and that's none of your business, your taste in comedy is different so be off with you and find something you do like.

[trevster2905]

But the difference between those guys is that they are funny.

[zBloodD3monz]

I don't think he encourages racism. Chubbs once said that the reason why he wears what he wears is so no one takes him too seriously.

[HAIRYGRUNT]

suck my balls

[antjoyce92]

crap

[pbuk]

Best standup,miles better than the likes of Jimmy Carr & Peter Kay.

[jsam93]

Youre joking, right?

[DaveyBabey]

which show is this from? i dont remember seeing it before. total legend <3

[bradlittle2007]

1.25 fucking mint

[FireSillBurnsRIP]

lol these scenes are fuckin amazin

[DJsNorthWest]

quality

[dannyb1981]

I nearly died laughing !!

Brilliant comedian !!