Watch Me Eat #307: Corn Nuts

[gabrielapetrie]

Corn nuts are nowhere NEAR as hard as they were back when I was a kid! You can actually just chomp them down, now. Back in the day biting corn nuts was ASKING for a trip to the dentist unless you had young, brand new teeth.

[sarcasmosis]

@gabrielapetrie Nice. When I was a kid, I ate rocks, just to simulate when you were a kid, in tribute.

[davlac06]

hurts my teeth to hear you chew those. jeesus i don't want corn nuts

[zZsmithXx]

why do have those toys on the shelf behind you

[sarcasmosis]

@zZsmithXx um for fun

[zZsmithXx]

@sarcasmosis mr. potato head is a fucking classic, entertainment for hours!

[iloveceilingfans]

..because fuck barbaque.

[radoshgroverz]

these give me a fucking headache when i eat them



[MW2sniper7134]

ranchtastic lol

[ibaHumor]

ranch is the best flavor of corn nuts.

[nichirenx]

Nice. We used to crack on kids who ate corn nuts back in the day. Of course it all revolved around the 'nuts' part and how they were obviously addicted to the male gender of corn. We used to go around and throw packets of corn nuts at people.

Raaanch ... lol

[DeathTheKid53]

Ranch



[imwahyou2]

bbq is the best flavor fk ranch

[MrPredatoronline]

Good video



[jpeter200]

man you should make these more often. you have a good sense of humor, these vids have me rolling. subbed. 

[sarcasmosis]

@jpeter200 hey thanks coming soon: more shit

[falara099]

Oh yeah...... RANCH.

[falara099]

I fucking love your wit and hilarity.

[helloangiee3]

you should eat SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDD

[ryukthekid]

You forgot the Valentina hot sauce.

[bixxby]

when you eating ortolan and crushed up caffeine pills. and get yourself a god damn theme song already im losing my boner over here

[arhoptt]

This is making me hungry...

[drbilly100]

Why don't you eat a craft dinner next? Or maybe a donner kabbab ?

[xjoshyuux]

Corn Nuts.. more like Corp. Nuts

[texas3251]

I love this show man keep up the good work and make more your the best

[sarcasmosis]

@texas3251 hey thanks a lot man

[sarcasmosis]

@marleysings somebody flagged your comment as spam and it wasn't me.

[marleysings]

@sarcasmosis Still, thanks man

[Ryno3367]

Yummm

[smallTalkwithJFREY]

Who fucking disliked this?

[sarcasmosis]

@smallTalkwithJFREY who fucking cares? jordan, people do not understand this show. haters are like background noise. i do prefer the thumbs over the five star system, but neither are to be taken seriously. also you should make more shows.

[Shroomzz]

@sarcasmosis make more videos man! i think u can step it up a bit if u go restaraunts or outdoors get som real human reaction shit naw mean? butw either way i like this weird chilled out concept of humor/food

[norxcontacts]

Which flavor is the best?

[Arbiter091]

pfff.... eating is for fags I stopped eating 3 days ago. or was it 4? it seems so looooooooooong.... *faints*

[ZzDe0]

You sure are nuts for corn nuts! Ahahaha!

[EternalCrappyKid]

im watching you eat while im eating.....yeeeah

[nvm0]

@EternalCrappyKid omg,I read the title "watch me eat" and I accidentally started to read your comment "im eating you" :D

[EternalCrappyKid]

@nvm0 hahahahaha hey hey,i taste bad

[quinlynnes]

why did you eat all of those wtf

[nvm0]

how about eating sushi? :D

[sarcasmosis]

@RandomVideoesDude You see the bit about sending email in the video description? Yeah, I forgot to put that there. Didn't mean to offend.

[sarcasmosis]

@RandomVideoesDude ok EMAIL suggestions, or even lists of sugggestions, to watchmeeatshow at gmail dot com. Also never ask for it to be the next episode.

[babeeshopiez123]

@sarcasmosis your one of the greatest people ive ever seen.

[kissipher944272]

You should eat deviled eggs

[sarcasmosis]

@kissipher944272 we had a big deviled egg fight i'm not sure i could get them

[8bitfist]

yes i second the lunchables suggestions.

[sarcasmosis]

@8bitfist why does everybody want lunchables

[8bitfist]

@sarcasmosis nostalgia. Also ham&cheese on crackers. Enough said.

[sarcasmosis]

@8bitfist How the hell can you be nostalgic about Lunchables? I know I eat a lot of garbage, but those things aren't food and I'm probably too old to appreciate them in any capacity. Ham and cheese or cheese and crackers I'd do though.

[cannedshoes]

I've had those! I was going to get some at the convenience store near my school, but ended up not getting them.

[sarcasmosis]

@cannedshoes You can save over $10-20 if you get the variety pack.

[adoxograph]

I would just like to state for the record he has excellent teeth

[loupremo]

is there a sweaty nuts flavor

[sarcasmosis]

@loupremo Yes. It is called Barbecue.

[sailer165703]

You should do like 2 lunchables

[papercanfly]

6 minutes episode of Corn Nuts? I was hoping it would be something major.

[sarcasmosis]

@papercanfly Corn Nuts is major. I had to get out of bed for this.

[papercanfly]

@sarcasmosis Lol so true. please forgive me!

[sarcasmosis]

@papercanfly it took five weeks to save up for this variety pack

[papercanfly]

@sarcasmosis lol

[corky675]

you should eat some hot wings

[sarcasmosis]

@corky675 You can find out why I'll probably never do that in the KFC episode.

[corky675]

RAAAANCH

[illkilluwithmyfoot]

hahaha fuck bar-b-q i love you dude

[chenster420]

Hey you should go eat some sushi lol

[sarcasmosis]

@chenster420 sushi coming soon

[Anthropophagism]

Where the fuck ARE you? Your office... thing is like a hybrid between a preschool classroom and a college web design library.

[sarcasmosis]

@Anthropophagism It's not really kid safe, but otherwise you're basically correct.

[TNoiro]

I'd like to see a consumption/review of the sasquatch stick

[sarcasmosis]

@TNoiro I try to avoid obviously temporary advertising gimmicks.

[TheVodkaChugger]

Eat mac and cheese please.

[doogiediamond]

I stick with original flavor when I do eat them.

Ever try spicy pork rinds or Tim's Cascade Jalapeno chips?

You can't eat just one.....

[sarcasmosis]

@doogiediamond Tim's chips are the best chips.

[mstercrack]

real food plz

[sarcasmosis]

@mstercrack You can email a request if you have one. Otherwise, say less stuff that makes no sense.

[DeeRod1226]

You make hella entertaining videos man :D

[Monvayne]

hi