Mad TV - Master Chief Comes To Dinner

[Mystic3517]

10 people are part of the Covenant Latino Gang. XD Haha

[Mystic3517]

I want a grenade as a present from Master Chief. XD

[moongrave5]

@Mystic3517 join the military and have all the grenades you want.

[Mystic3517]

@moongrave5 Yay. Rotc here I come. :D lol

[whiteshark450]

i have a bad feeling for the convenant lol...

[mastercheifrules1888]

"so hes jewish?" i started laughing hard!

[saltyninja01]

latino gang.lol

[vanezlau]

10 people are the covenant.

[slashshot10]

hahahahahhhhhhhh!!!.. notice 1 asian dude in a white family lmfao 

[TheRecon911]

Master Chief is Jewish!

[sora911204]

Lololololololololololollololol­ololololol

[FoxyGrandpaStudios]

"Are you religous?" ...."Im Jewish..." LOL

[FoxyGrandpaStudios]

When did this air? How did I miss this?!

[69streetboys]

they're aliens, like latino gangs.

[mrxai658]

good thing you have a helmet. for PROTECTION ... YEAH :D

[tjloye99]

does he have metal dick

[Xbigbang4lifeX]

"so he's jewish?" xDDDDD

[MrGuitardude777]

totally laughed my ass off when he said " well im jewish!" im not racist i just thought it was funny because the dad and mom just freked out!

[guitarpro117]

More flaming. Both games are great. Nuff said.

[TheCrownedMedia]

whys he so freaking tall?

[mrxai658]

a grenade . isnt that dangerous

ONLY IF YOU PULL THE PIN :D yeah

[Clonetrooper111]

Even if the helmet isnt a replica (or at least a fail attempt) it still looks awesome sauced.

[Lone77Wolf]

@Clonetrooper111 well they dont have aa huge budget so =/

[Clonetrooper111]

@Lone77Wolf Lol, not to toot my horn or anything but making it the same shape wouldn't be much of a problem. ._.  And the gun...wouldn't be that hard lol. Just saying =P

[LilShaggy82]

im wondering why didnt they clone him and send the real one back to the parents and train the clone??? also wtf who wants a jewish soldier in their army???

[Clonetrooper111]

@LilShaggy82 *sigh* Ok, ill go into halo fanboy mode. The clones didnt live long since the humans never perfected flash cloning and they often died quickly due to genetic diseases.

[LilShaggy82]

@Clonetrooper111 so your saying they would avoid disease if they were sent home in replace of the real one? i mean dont you think they would be more likely to die of disease when released home also they ganna die anyways who cares if they die of disease like its anybetter to send a real one to fight where you cant clone anymore? fuck im so glad i dont play halo such a fucked up storyline with so many holes.

[Clonetrooper111]

@LilShaggy82 They die in 3 weeks. Honestly, know your shit before being a dumbfuck and spitting shit out. Dude all i wanted to do was make stuff straight for you but no, you gotta shit my face about me for no reason. Honestly, GTFO, it as a very good story line that apparently, your fucking brain can't comprehend.

[LilShaggy82]

@Clonetrooper111 lol are u seriouse? only fucking 8 year olds and pedophiles play that game man oh and retards that are to shitty to play call of duty. u fucking suck man and i feel sry for your mother having a son like u. its a shitty story line and u know it fucking loser!

[NewClassic]

@LilShaggy82 - I'm amused at the idea that one is limited to either anything in the Halo series, or the Call of Duty series. More to the point, if you think Halo is for "8 year olds and pedophiles," then why are you on a Halo themed video writing comments?

[LilShaggy82]

@NewClassic your ignorance of noticing that this is a mad tv skit is just amazing because for some reason you cant read a title but you can read my comments.... baffling.

DUMB FUCK!

[Clonetrooper111]

@LilShaggy82 Ok? Really? Your going to cry PEDO on a game? Honestly, look at your dumbfuck of a brain...And you think COD is better? God their BOTH good so quit crying and get some fucking grammar. And the story line is good, you just cant see that since you cant accept thatt your wrong. NOW GTFO and if you hate Halo so much, why in gods name are you watching this?

[LilShaggy82]

@Clonetrooper111 wanna talk about grammar? dont start a sentence with the word and. i dont know if u noticed but this isnt a class room and ur not a teacher fucking loser also im watch a mad tv video not fag halo fucking loser and go hop to the store to buy ur fag games.

[TheChocolateman15]

@Clonetrooper111 fucking shut up about halo no one gives a fuck about your opinon

[AngelicReaper2]

so hes jewish?

[blarson12]

@AngelicReaper2 LOL. Sure blame the jews.

[Kahunabro1997]

awesome, he's jewish also

[joenateprince]

dad: i once scored 300 in a perfect bowling game

MC:i was once surrounded by 300 of the flood while looking for the arbiter, BEAT THAT BITCH.

[joenateprince]

kid: how much do you way?

mc: 1000lbs, OF ROCK HARD MUSCLES AMD ARMOR, BIATCH

me: its agood thing youre 7,2ft or that waight would be bad (myjonir armor is 5 inches taller than the wairer so with out armor the chief would be 6,10ft, gawd im a geek)

[Aiken008]

@joenateprince I think in the books the Chief is said to be about six and a half feet tall

[joenateprince]

@Aiken008 nope, if you can tell as most elites are about 8,6ft the chief in game is at least 7,2ft if you take away the ingame inches, and since myjonir armor ads 5 inches, 7,2. so 7,2 minus 5 = 6,11, how ever the books discribe him as 6,10, so i deduct that the chief is around 6,10, and 6,11. mayby 6,11 and a half. but im just pointin out facts from the book and the game so i find it hard to disprove me now, unless you are the chief, wich i highly doubdt, i dont mean to sound like a dick

[Aiken008]

@joenateprince No worries. I thought that in The Fall of Reach it was stated he was 6 and a half feet tall. I recently checked out the Halopedia entry for the Chief and it does in fact list his height as 6 ft 11 in. So I am wrong this time LOL

[joenateprince]

@Aiken008 yer, cool i know my shit when it comes to halo, but dont forget that the spartans in reach are SPARTAN IIIs, or "disopable heros", and there for arnt as higly aurgmented as the chief and his team which are SPARTAN IIs so the SIIIs arnt as big, well cept Jorg who is a SII, but you get my point right?

[MrSkullJack]

@joenateprince Jorge is a spartan II bro.

[joenateprince]

@MrSkullJack did you even read my comment i stated jorge is a SII OR SPARTAN 2 so please read befor you try to correct some one who has alredy post the fact you was gonna say

[WhiteIceyDevil]

Father:" We're Roman Catholic. Are You Religious? "

Chief: " I'm Jewish"

Father: "....."

LOL

[stupidfool91]

Wow Madtv really did their research on MC's history.

[destroymen105]

gay they obviously dont know shit obout "Halo" the helmet looks like shit to.

[bakidk]

@destroymen105 Probably a question of intellectual property copyright issues with Microsoft and the studio behind HALO.

[skydude38]

"We're a very relgious family. We're Roman-Catholic. Are you religous Chief?"

"I'm Jewish"

XD lololololololololololol FUNNY!! anyway chief isn't Jewish....Bungie likes numba 7 and Chief's name is John...not Jeremiah

[chickmagnet12able]

Her dad is a racist

[TheAnamies]

that was mad not a dog really mean yes its not real but that wasent so funny

[playerDJ93]

no aliens, like a latino gang?

[iKillerz]

Woulda beent he best if he took off his helmet..one of them goes OH GOD PUT IT BACK ON!

[haloacat]

he's the best

so he's jewish

[bladestin]

wut woulda been funny is if sumone there said master cheif sucks at halo

[TheAznTran]

haha latino gang wat he hel

[ballbag1171]

he has a dmr from halo reach. bungie must love mad tv

[beausager]

haha bobby, "MASTER CHIEF!!!!!!!"

[TheAdam1995]

That boy is all asian, jewish, religous, french, antartican, white, black, brown and german.

[Whoareyou127]

That's one big head.

[ZandJproductionz]

lol

[colbimitchell]

if hes jewish then him and adam sandler might go to the same place of worship

[silentsnake96]

Holy **** Hes Jewish

[ariaofsilence]

he better not be jewish!!!

[HellHound217]

oh shit i go to San Dimas high!

[LionsTigersBears123]

ahah aliens. like a latino gang

[Hayjaylove]

this is a parody of like, the secret life of the american teenager :P

[bankaikun94]

its funny how accurate mad tv was on master chief....lol if you read the novel, master chief was actually kidnapped at 6 and a clone was made to replace him. (they kidnapped him because he had a specific rare DNA combination)

[TheLizzard0]

lol he's jewish.

[Yun351]

he better not be fucking jewish!!!!

[Kurdrenko]

the helmet isnt that good, but apart from that its funny as shit

[MoonDancer902]

can you drop plasma granade on dog xD

[Danovio]

lol a granade

[ty1man]

epic win on tv on perpuse soi soisoi soi soi soi soi soi soi

[franciscobarril]

omg hes jewish

[haloblast]

lol i kept replaying ITS THE CONVENANT forces in the end agian, and agian, and agian...

[eagleye2013]

some charity in the blood gulch. lmfao

[delzottoj1]

the chief is not a jew...

[WhiteTiger225]

@delzottoj1 Search your feelings! You know it to be true!

[Prnnce]

digitalph33r's master chief: wtf d0 ai look so riutardid arbutir?

arbiter: do I even need to answer ?

[LethalBreakdown]

lol when bobbie comes down the stairs xD

[WereCrow]

Impressive that these guys actually had a clue about Halo and it's Background.

Sadly they made his armor look so redicoulus >v>

[dragonlordex]

it's a parody. it's supposed to make him look ridiculous. :)

[onsalamanen2]

omfg!!!! shit funny

[narutofan9tail]

lmao even though he looked kinda funny that parody was hilarious. so hes Jewish. lmao

[tharealelite1]

im surprised how acurate this is considering not many now the origin of master chief.

[rexmage]

All in the books. Not too hard to find.

[JUBERCAKE2]

omg!! HES JEWISH!!! HAHAHA!!!! (not that i have anything against jews... its just he kills so much and shit... isnt it against the jewish religion or something..? i dont kno but its funny :P)

[winniequohuo]

ROFLMAO, master chiefs jewish XD

[SkitzoInsanity]

they had to do it because of Copyright purposes.

[okda223]

LOL and you got the helmet wrong

[dudester21397]

To all the people who r bitchin' off at MAD TV for screwing up the helmet and rifle, THEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE~!!! It's MAD TV u idiots~! Wut do u expect~!??

[Milvath]

if they take everything like in the videogame they can get sued

[Cris852963]

even though the rifle and the helmet is jacked up its still funny though right??

[DrRevan]

@Cris852963 It's the thought that counts, so yes it is.

[pofuno]

wow ur a loser to notes those things

[Jezuztittyfucking]

God, you are such a retard, ITS MAD TV FOR FUCK SAKE!

[ramenlord232]

cs sucks

[Darktank2007]

wrong helmet

[KevKevHui]

@Darktank2007 Im pretty sure that it was wrong so there wouldn't be any copyright issues

[represent314]

@Darktank2007 like their going to make one just for this skit

[chankailong]

kmachine12 halo is not gay you need to play it it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooo cool

[BBallerluke9rocks]

you are thinking of a game called metroid

[sk8rcamboy1]

NO nonononononono NOOO NOOHOHOOOO noooo

[minkosinko1]

can you throw a plasma grenade at the dog?

sure

[firepants20]

I didn't see it blow up at all =/

[Kmachine12]

Halo is gay, but this is funny as hell

[simone3115]

Bobby lee is so funny!!!!!

[lianglonglong]

so hes JEWISH?

[AnsamEntertainment]

these are all true thats why its funny

[rudolf438]

hahaha lol man this was the funniest i ever senn

[Gh3ttoman]

lets chat

comment me back ud

[supavic007]

Covenant forces? Is that some sort of Latino gang?

[zombievampirechips]

@supavic007 i cant remember but i think its the aliens from the game

[MrAhmadlol]

@supavic007 no their aliens! ;)

[LaughingHazard]

@supavic007

300 hundred of the flood? Those Latino's must whoop those Covenant Forces 24/7

[RapROFLMAO]

that was a horrible costume, but that was funny as hell.

[moemoney012]

OMG A JEWISH MASTERCHIEF !!!... i always thought he was muslim !!!! =D lol

[prometheus0603]

"I'm Jewish"

Lol!

[komatsu666]

lol, the little brother is awesome,

[JFAUDEL]

can you throw a plasma grenade at the dog?

sure!

[pumpkinking99]

2:15-2:24 she doesnt know what the fuck she is talking about xD haha

[pumpkinking99]

oops, i ment flood :)

[pumpkinking99]

well i was once surrounded by 300 of the flud while looking for the arbitar

[Sonicspartan118]

xDD LOL

[Killery96]

helmet is way too big and voice is wrong and gun is ridiculous but it is al funny.

[bobboomshakaboom]

dude its mad tv lol

[freddy32095]

im suprised how accurate they r

[iplayhalo9]

lolololololololololollololljew­ish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[diedara1234]

they fucked up his head :(

[halostudioz]

hey, can u throw a plasma grenade at the dog? lol, fcking hilarious

[darvoz]

so he's jewish? XD

[bmxingking123]

he jewish

[toonney2000]

GRENADE!!LAWL

[heyallimrich]

Lol Messed up helm XD man this is effing funneh!

[toonney2000]

and hes jewish witch made it funnier xD

[beaverdam24]

lol master cheif gives a grenade to a chaines kid how throws and explodes.......lol awsome

[WhiteTiger225]

korean, but even more funny that way XD

[beaverdam24]

u sure hes korean

[WhiteTiger225]

he says korean alot, but sometimes japanese

[WhiteTiger225]

Lee was born in San Diego, California, to immigrant parents from South Korea.

[sittuja]

lol granade!!

[nmbcfanatic]

why is there son like korean, but they're all white...1000 pounds lol

[gunsguru]

Wow, that helmet is huge, and completely Incorrect, but besides that, this was probably one of their funniest sketches.

[nooshotgun4u]

lol master CHIEF!!! A GRENADE@!!yaaaaaaa!!!

[gugligup]

MASTER CHIEF ! .... LOL!!!!

[Mayonaka10]

HEY RESISTANCEFOREVER!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING SUCK! both are good! CoD4 is still nothing compared to halo 3 YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING n00b!!!! GO FUCK YOUR MOM!

[ResistanceForever]

sorry, i've just finished fucking yours. COD4 stomps Halo 3 into smithereens.

[zhenoob]

lol guys relax :)

games are for fun not for fighting over :D

[ResistanceForever]

this game sucked. Call of Duty 4 was better.

[PlasmaArmada]

they're both great games. COD 4 has better graphics but halo 3 has better options and gameplay so even even but i still prefer halo 3 because COD4 gets boring so fast

[xVxShinoxVx]

yeah its not a game... its a scetch show.

[ResistanceForever]

this game sucked. Call of Duty 4 was better.

[ikCuNT]

Haha that was good.

[ploper7]

lol

[ForrestFilms]

master chief rulez >D

[HouseAvatarfanjd]

i just got halo 3 its amazing! this is sooooo funny!

[Ultima1890]

LMAO...I wonder if the frag grenade hit anything....

[goku178]

man i wish i was get that game. to bad that i can't get it for my ps2. - sigh - i just have to waite untill it comes out for the computer pc. but that is going to take a while.

[fighterfred9021]

hillarious

[Zariath]

...So He's Jewish?

xD