99 Problems-Jay-Z-Lyrics

[WhyIGorroBeAnonymous]

kony 2012

[Murderous4]

it doesn't have any sound

[14seandasheep]

I got 99 problems and bieber/beiber is one

[BasketballMs2000]

xD 'Going 55 in a 54''

[unknownskilledgamer]

lol

[DashTheWonderbolt]

I got a 100 problems because of this song. This cover of the song is a problem

[TheCrimsonSabor]

I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

[12darthlord]

@TheCrimsonSabor SHUT UP THAT JOKE IS SOO OLD AND YES I AM YELLING AT YOU SKYRIM PLAYING BITCH AND YES I AM MAD BRO BECAUSE PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT JOKE

[joker9494949494]

there are no roads that say "54 mph" lmao.. oh well fucking sweet song

[thecpmanfirebird1106]

I HAD 99 COOKIEZ BUT A BITCH ATE ONE! .... i miss it :(

[101StanMr]

@thecpmanfirebird1106 hahaha i bit you do XD

[101StanMr]

@101StanMr bet not bit



[Kidwholikestoorant]

I've got 99 problems but a youtube comment ain't one/

[poop101205]

a real nigga would say i got 99 problems but my dick aint one

[Anotora]

Jay-Z been looking at that one ACLU video, haha

[TheWolfandTheMoon100]

who came here after the battlefront 3 commercial

[YOUMADBRO999]

I've got 99 problems but a noob ant 1

[NoahLovesMiz2]

somebody gotta count all the problems he names

[darklucario2011]

@NoahLovesMiz2 hes got 99 but a bitch aint one =D

[HappilyDrowning1]

If you're having adventure problems I fell bad for you son.

I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

[taylorg10324]

@HappilyDrowning1 lol (:

[TheMenimeEminem]

Jay-Z and his music are so ironic as he's married to Beyonce- a feminist.

[Muppet903]

i got 100pronlems cuz a bitch iz 1

[wallsie96]

Igot 99 problems but a good song aint ;)

[supertaco8101]

i got 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­99999999  but 1 aint one!

[fighterboy45]

i got 99 problems, but bf3 ain't one

[Vampires0528]

Me: Whered Your Cookies Go?

Cookie Monster: I Got 99 Cookies Cuz A Bitch Ate One.

Me:O.o

[gonefishin1217]

zapados?



[jdizzy01]

AK-47. I've got 99 problems but a jam aint one

[SickSchizophrenic]

I love Celph Titled's spin on that line...

"I got 99 bitches and ain't a problem with one."

Both songs are good.

[XXrockman123XX]

BF3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FunnyThunderBlaze]

i got 99 boys and i aint pay one

[FunnyThunderBlaze]

i got 99 guns cause i aint use one!!!

[TheAwesomeepicfail]

Where would there be a 54 speed limit?

[ballin6954]

I got 99 chores and i ain't done one ----- Lay-Z

[thedoctorhaste]

But its still a good song :)

[thedoctorhaste]

I laughed at the part where he said to the cop : your going to need a warrant for that". i was like LOL YEAH RIGHT, if you glove compartment is locked and your boot too, they have the right to look due to it being lock (suspicion)

[Blowbrickss]

If you're having walking problems, I feel bad for you son. I dodged 100 arrows and my knee took none. >:D

[LittleMissRass]

Aww- I like the Hugo version of this x

[RDconsuflow]

i got 99 cookies cause your mom ate one

[roguerusher]

i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one...

[tasqforce]

i got 99 cookies cause cookie monster stole one ^_^

[supercharlieboyz]

i ate 99 cookies and my friend ate 1

[Mcgee0708]

i like wht @alberywesker471 said

[TheLoganLermanLuvr]

I like this version, but the Hugo version is better to me (my opinion) lol :))

[albertwesker471]

if your having archery problems i feel bad for ya son i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took 1.

[IVIisterL0L]

@albertwesker471 your a fag. little video game nerds like u dont deserve to listen to this music kus ur little immature punks who cant grasp the real meaning of the song. but maybe u should listen to this song kus it sorta fits you. you probly have lots of problems like acne and bo but a bitch aint one kus u havent ever even talked to a girl

[coolemmacool]

@IVIisterL0L CALM DOWN YOU CALL THIS REAL MUSIC HOW OLD ARE YOU 12 WE NEED TO GET SOME GREENDAY ON

[DJTheSpeedfreak]

@coolemmacool Ok, first, No, no greenday. Secondly, it's you that's raging, not him. kthanksbye

[SuperWaffles00]

@DJTheSpeedfreak im sorry but when i was 14 it was greenday so grenday rocks jayz sucks

[Bluple13]

@IVIisterL0L Bro, just leave him alone aight? they just all fags...that saying got old..it jus fuckin stupid..kids jus wanna act kool they aint so they jus fags aight

[KInGkOwKaPEEsh]

fixed the leaky faucet, 98 problems to go!

[qpalzm818]

I doged 99 arrows but me knee took one.

[Bluple13]

@qpalzm818yo, bro you got a pussy? kus u aint kool..aight? tat doesnt go wit dis song bro..so jus stop them stupid ass comments

[yungmillz9000]

One of my favorite beats!

[FRESHIETILLIDIE]

congratulate jay z on his 100th problem :D

[TheRealJBFLANK]

jay z has 101 problems now

[VersionOneEnigma]

35 people Fast Forwarded to the end :(

[sasuxsakufan38]

if u haven' guy problems i feel sorry for u hun, i got 99 problems but a dick aint one ;)

[flyinmudman]

If your having adventure problems i feel bad for you son, i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

[XecodaSempai]

i got 9,999 songs but beiber aint one XD

[supermexican2986]

@XecodaSempai I got 99 jokes but an unoriginal bieber piece of shit ain't one

[XecodaSempai]

@supermexican2986 HAHAHAHA nice XP

[bleedingredrose3]

I had 99 donuts, but a bitch ate one.

[SoggyNanner]

I've got 100 problems because a bitch is one.

[TheJosephJinx]

If you're having sex problems I feewl bad for you son, I got 99 problems but the crabs ain't one.

[ghostgamer96bro]

I Got 99 Games But Battlfield Aint1

[Mahdiparty]

I got 99 problems but love ain't one.

[BonkAtomic]

If you got lag problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one

[EmAndNina]

i got 99 problems and they all bitches xD

[EWPBPSstealth]

i like the one by hugo more.

[LyssaGluv910]

You havin Quidditch problems, i feel bad for you son.

I got 99 problems, but a snitch aint one.

[theredalert97]

If your having money problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 dollars cause i just spent 1

[THESMANify]

this song is so catchy



[Crazyz900]

32 ppl have 99 problems and a b*tch is one

[MothaTruckaImKickass]

Hugo kills it. I like Jay-Z but my props go to Hugo.

[littlemobear]

I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one...fixed leaky sink...now im down too 98

[sexiidude225]

If you are presented with conundrums involving the fairer sex, my condolences. I possess four score and nineteen conundrums; a trollop is not among them.

[TOBYxMAD]

99 donutes but a bitch ate one

[unman454]

I have girl problomes...... Fuck it :~

[kodz98]

got 99 bitches and i have hella fun

[kodz98]

came here cuz battlefield

[99poomonkey]

good song mat

[143meansiloveyouGEEK]

Me: I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one.

Grandma: In case ya didn't know, your dog is a girl.

Like if you get it...

[SOFAirborn]

i got 100 problems...:(

[lalaallov123waaaaaaa]

99 problems is blown my mind

[CODGOD90001]

I had 99 cookies but a bitch ate one

[GeorgiaGrace15]

If you're having car problems i feel bad for you son - Ellen Degeneres

[codglitchnice]

i got 99 problems n ma dick ain wun

[hi5845]

i got 99 problems but a gun aint one-Nikolai

[EcspicitMohawk]

My Jam

[xiTzXELiTE]

I got 99 cookies but a bitch ate one.

- Cookie Monster

[jabbernaut52733]

Jay-Z > Eminem imo

[TheMangubb]

@jabbernaut52733 Eminem sales/awards > Jay-Z sales/Awards

[jabbernaut52733]

@TheMangubb

Google "greatest rapper alive" and click on the link from nymag(dot)com.

Just stating my opinion. Obviously U dont have to read it if u dont want to.

[TheMangubb]

@jabbernaut52733 They're both on the fucking top so I don't think it mathers :P

[xxchunksxxxx]

someone who had 99 problems probably heard this song and found jay z and actualy hit him

[StarFox594]

If you havin heart problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but my love ain't one.

[ricky45323]

30 people have 100 problems and a bitch is one

[BlazingBrendon]

Jay Z had 99 problems

now he has 100.

[4u2muchSwag]

RABBIT: such a looser he got 99 problems

ME: STFU trixs r for kids

[SpannerScrew]

Go camping with my dad

"Put the tent up son!"

I got 99 problems but my pitch aint 1

-Russell Howard

[BlindSnipingHD]

i got 99 cookies cause that bitch ate one -_-

[TheFashioncore]

If you're havin loss problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but i win this one.

[jamicannathan]

30 people have 99 problems and a bitch is 1

[lGWNlClonezl]

ImmortalHD brought me here

[ironmega1313]

once she find out you called her a bitch you gonna have 99 more problems

[MehhMineCraft]

If you got eating problems i feel bad for you song, I got 99 donuts cus a bitch ate one :(

[ScrewThinkingOfAName]

If you're having creative problems I feel bad for son, I got 99 comments but yours ain't one.

[g2therady2422]

if you having girl problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but virginity ain't one

[darklucario2011]

if you having beauty problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but my looks aint one

[retahdratereht]

@darklucario2011 if you make beauty problem comments i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a tiny dick ain't one

[darklucario2011]

@retahdratereht if your having anger problems i feel bad son for you don i got 99 problems but my temper aint one 

[ItzCaszi]

I got 99 problems, And today. Algebra is one.

[TP44TP43]

Obama probably has more than 99 problems left

[602swagg]

i got 99 problems but u aint one

[TCovenantUnbeliever]

I used to think arrow to the knee jokes were funny, but then i lost my virginity

[Raiderz11000]

I got 99 problems and yo mamma is one bitch haha :0

[TNTxRAIDER10130]

if you got school problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 beatings and u probably dont want one

[EpicTriiXx]

If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son, I got 99 diseases but aids ain't one

[super5437]

if your having science problem i feel bad for you son water density is only just one

[NerdieNinjax]

Ron: Can you help me with Quidditch?

Harry: I got 99 problems, and a snitch ain't one!

[NewYorkGiantsALLDAY1]

Wait Y Does He Feel Bad, He Still Has 99 Problems

[jackowacko45]

@NewYorkGiantsALLDAY1 he feels bad cause hes got 99 problems, that aint going to make him happy!

[cena221122]

If your having travel problems i feel bad for you son i fly 99 planes and you aint on 1

[TheMortalkombatter]

If your having adventuring problems, i feel bad for you son. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one! 

[DJTheSpeedfreak]

@TheMortalkombatter if you got game problems i feel bad for you song, i got 99 games, and skyrim ain't one <3

[TheMortalkombatter]

@DJTheSpeedfreak lol touchè

[grandtheftTREVOR]

@DJTheSpeedfreak i got 99 problems and they are all stupid fucking ass skyrim jokes they are not fucking funny and i agree with u DJ i got 99 games and skyrim will never be one

[halodude178]

@DJTheSpeedfreak OHHH DAMN u just burned his ass!

[SammyBoyEmo]

@TheMortalkombatter i fuckin HATE skyrim jokes on youtube, but i gotta give you props for that one, that was good

[jonnrules1]

sometimes when im bored i eat a carrot nd pretend im that carrot

[MultiMoo101]

I got 99 donuts 'cos that bitch ate one.

[oliviagreatb]

I got 99 problems and Osama ain't one

-Obama



[MrBossMan21100]

@oliviagreatb Lmao niceee

[ThePlayer4307]

@oliviagreatb HA HA!.

[ghostgamer96bro]

If u Having dog problems i feel bad for u son i got99 problems but a bitch aint1

[IrisEmber76]

If you're having quidditch troubles, I feel bad for you son.

I got 99 problems, but a snitch aint one!

[yummyhotfries]

thumbs up if ur fav part it when he says he gets pulled over! :3

[amisie1]

i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

[BAxPr3DaToR]

i got 99 problems and SOPAs everyone

[JordLikesGuitar]

GOT 99 COOKIES CAUSE A BITCH ATE ONE

[TruRclan]

If Your Having Skyrim Problems I Feel Bad For You Son I Dogged 99 Arrows But My Knee Took One!

[condor12341]

got 99 bitches and my wife is one

[RedRephoz]

like if u listening to this while playing bf3 on multiplayer

[volleyballinallday]

my middle school volleyball team had t-shirts and they said "i got 99 problems but my game's not one" hahaha

[permexOQ]

To all the faggots making "Arrow in the Knee" jokes:

If you got joke problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 comments but an arrow ain't one.

[zaconcrak]

@permexOQ did someone take an arrow in the knee recently?

[theboondocksvidogame]

bf3

[marktwainsucks]

If your having girl problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 hoes and zelda ain't one

[monymakn02]

i got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one

[CrueRock]

Got 49 problems and the Saints aint one!

[Devilsmygrandpap]

If you've got mental issues I feel bad for you son, you got 99 problems and I have none.

[urdaddy555]

i got 99 problems but ur mom ant one haha

[wiipro1234]

thelawliet

lol



[mrstennesseegirl]

hell yea i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one i might be country but i listen to this shit too

[TheGuitarman1099]

I got 99 problems but a b**** aint one. *forever alone*

[CurlyCat3]

I got 99 donuts cuzz a bitch ate one xD

[JessieCathie27]

@CurlyCat3

That's funny made my day!!

[CurlyCat3]

@JessieCathie27 lol im glad xD

[leonaisthebest123]

I got 99 cupcakes but my mom ate one!

[InternetRules853]

If you're having quiddich problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one.