Half-Life Organic Matter

[RecycledClock]

As I sit in front of my computer screen I ask myself "Maybe I should go and see what's going on in the normal part of YouTube" and then I think "Nah"

[crankypipo]

you almost had me rummaging frantically through old stuff for the installer :D

[AFriskyHobo]

There should be a group on facebook called "Sitting on the toilet when someone you don't know is in the room, making farting sounds and saying things like 'Yes, this all looks nominal', 'As I expected' and 'I wonder if I should run that test again'."

Group name might be a bit long though :(

[AFriskyHobo]

I think. I just died from laughing

[tsunade136]

I laughed so hard I almost choked on chocolate!

[DeadlyNightShade60]

He's the one who ate all the donuts

[squishybrick]

God that destinct scream is too fucking halarious..

[CheesnOnions]

Meanwhile at Valve....

[KeLoman0]

XDDD

[ephemeraldeep]

I think I'd like to actually go into a toilet and say things like "I DON'T WANT TO DIE" while playing fart noises. :D

[thekillingjimmy]

1:09 free bodysplat button

[Jason132able]

Mature or not, THIS IS HILARIOUS!

[alitllebitemo]

Why didn't we see this in the half life 2 series D:

[Jason132able]

Is this what Valve is doing instead of making Half life 3?

[Jason132able]

What did he eat? I mean really?

[Masterlink981]

So he's... Dead?

[Devvy996]

"I'm going to report that fluctuation"

[galatasaray5549]

this video makes me happy

[a2redneck]

Can you imagine being in the bathroom and in the stall next to you, you hear: "*splash* I can't take much more of this. *splash* AH! *fart* no, I DON'T WANT TO DIE! NOO! *long fart*

[AlyssaIsCrazy123]

@a2redneck That would be the scariest thing I would have ever witnessed.

[MetaTekReviews]

This video is hilarious!

[KroboFuentes]

So that's what the medical station is in there for!

[gamezlol]

So... when you take a shit, it's a dimensional breach...

[Wireless1016]

Where did I put that shutdown procedure chart?

[Swaitis]

NO I DON'T WANNA DIE

[Isjix]

@Swaitis I lost it there too.. lol I favorited this when I first started youtube :D

[xp38]

too much taco bell?

[jrapantera]

LOL What the hell... that didn't happen in my version of Half Life.

[12Insomniac]

Ohh! Maybe we should run that test again.... oh! Ahh! Ahhhh!!! Oh, I seem to be wounded... but I think I can keep going... Ohhh!

[here4good]

1:24.

"no! i don't want to die! d'ooh! *poot*"

[BumperSticker95]

"What a peculiar odor..."

And that's when I lost it.

[george3dmax]

His intenstines have prolapsed

[Wireless1016]

What peculiar markings.

[tredlow]

And that, my friends, is the REAL Resonance Cascade.

[gamezlol]

@tredlow lol Awesome.

[jonnybridge]

*farts* "I seem to be wounded but I can keep going" LOL!

[LoboalphaMASTER]

That guy surelly needs a medic...

[AnOIdLady]

"Another important species revealed in action"

LOL?? HOW MANY SPECIES IS HE KEEPING UP HIS ANUS?

[Naster66]

Scientist 1: Oh no! *long fart*

Scientist 2: Remember to report that fluxuation.

Oh god that was so priceless!

[MisterLollercaust]

Ok, L0uSE, this video of yours. It.. It cannot be described with words, it made me laugh on such an epic scale that I fell off my fucking chair and had cramps in my lungs. In so shifting world, only THIS can be called entertainment.

[roxyiii]

I cried like a baby when watching this.

[Fajjani]

Why did he say: "Oh no!"?

[TheSkillStreaker]

i love when he says aaaaakkk!!

[G0nzA10895]

he die like my father :/

[pdPOINTnCLICKbq]

@G0nzA10895 No. He is your father.

[G0nzA10895]

@pdPOINTnCLICKbq :O xD

[SandstonRedneck2]

the toilet stalls have no TP but there is some by the sink lol

(sucks they never say Gordon could you please hand me a roll of TP)

(Gordon would just leave them)

[Pwntz0rz]

This is so wrong... :D

[MrJoeCalone]

Dude! Noclip into the toilets

[RExplosionStudios]

Must be Newell, eating too many Burritos again.

[dylanmcferrenreturn]

The Burning Question:

Just what would happen

if he didn't make it to the toilet in time. It would be epic if you saw him taking a crap & the scientists & guards gather to watch him take a big crap.

True Things we all know:

1. He ran as fast as he could to get to the toilet (he made it)

2. If he was asleep or on duty, he would use his underpants as a diaper :P

3. JUST SEE THIS UNDER A MICROSCOPE I WOULD DEFINITELY FILM IT!

[dylanmcferrenreturn]

Yes, yes. This is what happens when Scientists take a big crap :P. He's gonna need that medical station, see these blood samples under a microscope, The crap gets bigger & bigger! Btw, did it hurt. Was he in pain? Btw, super funny I laughed while watching the video & reading the humor comments. "Transmitting Organic Matter"? Omg, wow. That's why they put the medical station there.

[JDahlHD]

This should have been in half-life

[siy202]

epic

[siy202]

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa lollololololololo to favs

[nizstruck]

OMG LMAO

[RandomHL]

That'll teach him for re-heating prawns in the microwave.

[madvideogamer]

i laughed so much when he yelled "STOP!"

[RobotDino300]

ah man he should of said "ah good to see you gordon"

[greenbeer15]

Reason for Dying: Took a big shit :D

[robloxguy23]

Shitting your organs out must hurt.

[Logoner1]

WTF he shit really hard xD

[ElvisFerbeyre]

I can't take much more of this LOL

[mairland200]

watch

half life: black mesa scientest dumping for wats behind the door

[kooliomama]

OMFG

The scream at 1:09 makes me crack up XD

[kooliomama]

*Farts* Gasp *Farts* UHH*Farts*Gasp

[NINJAstudioz]

Wow, talk about literally dropping the kids off at the pool!

[greenbeer15]

*Farts* - As I expected - XD Holy Fuck this was hilarious.! I love you ;

[gultask]

1:24 NO! I Don't Want TO DIE!!!

[X4Valor]

That's so disgusting XDDD

[TheLedAddict802]

thats the funniest goddamn thing ive ever seen in my life

[CorruptLombax]

*whistles* i did not put extra beans in their breakfast....

[Korolev61]

"The dimensional breach is definitely transmitting organic matter!"

That's the best "I'm a taking a dump" alternative in human history!

[aatuwll]

"NO!!! I DONT WANNA DIE!!!" hahahah lmao

[Nisho67]

"thats ooodd?"

lol

[Bangsad007]

HOLLLLLLLLLLYYYY SHIIIIIIITTT!!!!!

[Gilboron]

I kept walking into the door thinking it was from the game :D

[supatails135]

I seem to be wounded, but I can keep going...

[KroboFuentes]

@supatails135 That's the same as "it's only a flesh wound" isn't it?

[DarklightEternal]

The first time I watched this I literally LMAO while ROFL. LOL LOL LOL XD

[craponnaruto]

Did you put these sounds in or is it real?

[Ondude389]

Unstopable Shitting Spree!

[Raichi42imatake]

*pooot*

[thest0rmyblu]

I like how it sounds like it gets worse and worse XD

[anrkeyproductions]

NO! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! *poot*

[HilariousHeadcrabs]

OMIGOD LOL

[ZeMovinPixxle]

awesome

[n3gr4rn]

haha this fucking owned.

[ThinksWithPortals]

wait

who dries their hands BEFORE they wash them?

[MadManix]

OMG ive never laughed so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arthemesic]

@MadManix

HAhahahah me neither... One of the funniest HL videos ever !

[alexsmartguy]

From 1:23 to 1:35 Pure win! (Y)

[ElvisFerbeyre]

This is the funniest half life video I've ever seen man.

[LazySundayLazySunday]

AS I EXPECTED

[Duggeek]

So THAT'S why they have a medical station in the restroom.

"Transmitting organic matter," so that's what they call it. Of course, "dimensional breach" is just one of many common euphemisms for the anus.

[SoaringScout]

Also if the scientists have masturbating problems.

[ballsopt]

My goodness!

[Fetchdafish]

I seem to be wounded... but I can keep going!

[iwilldieformetal]

dude what the hell is this???

[Xzeleous]

Wouldn't you like to see some of these blood samples under a microscope?

[roster312]

@Xzeleous Wouldn't you like to get ONE of these blood samples under a microscore?

[Caveshift]

most hilarious half life video ever!

[natebot321]

Funny ass hell!

[yankirules]

hmm what a peculiar hodor

[unknown5234]

I guess gordon was filling in for him lol

[MAM180]

Ahhh WELL THE DIMENTIONAL BREACH IS DEFINITELY TRANSMITING ORGANIC MATTER... it's just tooo epic!!! good one mate

[ajb221]

i think hes gonna need that medical station. lol

[Spark111111111]

lololol wtf howd it do that

[MrJoeDaMan]

uhhh ahhhh! [throws toliet paper on floor] i seem to be wounded but i can keep going. ahhh! [has diarea] i can,t take much more of this! [has major diarea] ow. [fart]

[Battlepope98]

NOO I DONT WANT TO DIE, NO STOP!

[sk8ingonfire]

Roflis

[here4good]

yes. we've all had those days, haven't we?

[mattrekow]

LOL that reminds me when I took the snarks and chucked them under the bathroom dooor

[LegoAGK101]

lol

[demollyon]

lol my god, you're a genius...

[shakeybal]

THAT IS HILARIOUS

[DarkUchiha95]

AHAHHAHA

dude, GENIUS.

[0AuntJemima0]

HOOOLEY SHIT! thats so fucking funny!

[gamezlol]

I seem to be wounded, but -i can keep going!

[narutowow123]

LOL i laughed my ass off

[silvastomp]

@narutowow123 so did he.

[Fralohalo]

its been a while since ive seen this video..

[mikemodder1]

farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

[ThinksWithPortals]

I DON'T WANNA DIE! *shat*

[TheChocolateKiller]

How many poor souls die each year from shellfish?

[ReSource17]

I can take much more of this :D

[ReSource17]

HAHA :D

[itube976]

uhhhhh quite..... extrodinary :L

[GeForce47]

LMFAO!

this is hilarious!

[mattsgp]

As i expected...

[AnOIdLady]

" I seem to be wounded, but I can keep going."

 Rofl haha

[roster312]

i cant take much more of this "FART" xD SOO FUNNY!

[NorwegianCarWrecker]

5\5 for crazyness deluxe

[kloplop321]

not deleted. Awesome every time.

[TuskenRaider80]

damnit its deleted

[dumduk]

this is so hilarious!!

[janis0zo]

STOP I DONT WANNA DIE. rofl

hahahha 5 stars LMAO

you made my day

[magicoooh]

lolage is that real?

[MrTianWei]

lol!!! did the sound you edit by urself?? i give you 5 star !!! :D

[surfco]

5 stars

So funny.

[IAmGordanFreeman]

Ah, I remember this moment. That stupid worker stunk up the whole building! O_O

[CiReReBoT1928]

XD ROFL i shit myself watching this. LOLLMFAO

[Idude893]

This is why Black Mesa lost to Aperture Science

[Undecieved1]

OH MY!-BRRRRT- MY GOODNESS!! lmfao xD

[Shikamaru524]

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[Hl2InACan]

OMG 5/5 FAVORITED SUSCRIBED

[nguyenmen]

hahaha

what wrong with him

subcripe 10/10

[mattsgp]

epic

[TheBaconator7]

omg thats so horrible.

horribly funny!

[HYTEAndy]

1:03-05 "I'll have to report that fluctuation"

[iKabaem]

rofl lmfao

[diegopabst]

lol!

[utalaweanoencuentron]

"I seem to be wounded :(... but I can keep going!"

[TuskenRaider80]

omg I just cant stop laughing, subsribing

5/5

[Toushiro567]

sounds like he shit his spine out

[MonsterCookie15]

ahahahah

[zombienoob22]

there is a reason why they have the sign "no smoking" in the toilet

but one did get high from all that gas and put on a lighter for a cigaratte

[mich7062]

Dude, that was epic!! HAHAHHAHA!!!!! ^^

[fdnfdjnedb]

'I wonder if i should run this test again'

[Beanzerboy]

Oh my..

My goodness!

Augh!! AHH!!

I seem to be wounded but I can keep going! PMFLSH! ( peed myself from laughing so hard)

[Beanzerboy]

how did you do that?

[AnOIdLady]

my goodness lol! no i dont wanna die! XD

[Beanzerboy]

What the hell! Did this guy mistake a whole bottle of chocolate Ex-lax with water for hot chocolate

[tino007vt]

The end is very funny LOL 5/5

[angelmarine1292]

Rofl.

[n3uro69]

omfg, "im interest if i can do this tests again" :D

[hl2og]

I dont want to die! xD

[SrgtDumbass]

haha so fucking funny

[zergling544]

LOL i have to give that a 5/5 THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY