Turning japanese- Vapors (with lyrics)

[MGMetaltrax]

haha just found my new ringtone :)

[skimaker]

My girl friend is turning Japanese......... not really great.....

[boxbreaker2011]

I was just turning Japanese but I got bored so I CAME to yt...

[nemuanimation]

all the dislikers turned chinese. XD

[DrDarq]

WMG? Why Music Good?

[chameleonclone]

It's not "I wrote me too" its " I rove you too" 

[sammlovezyou]

Actually, I think it's about being gay; turning Japanese. Eh, just my spin on it.

[acoolkid59]

Turning Japanese > Kung Fu Fighting

[boyeatworld]

it's not 'cyclone ranger', it's 'psyched lone ranger'.

[beastybuster2]

Omg people are so stupid. People think this song is about sex or masturbation, but ur wrong. If u were smart, u would listen to the singer's interview. It's a love song! Get your facts right

[Theredneckpicker]

16 Candles tune!! WOOT!

[GARRAxSHADOW]

this...is my fricking theme song XD I am sooooooo turning japanese!!!!

[cdjp23]

It's talking bout the face u have while having sex

[DementedStudios9007]

I don't get it, a 'meaning'? If someone could explain, that would be nice.

Awesome song, by the way. I listened to this several years ago and I've been wondering "I KNOW that 'Japanese' is in the title, but WTF do I search??"

[DarkShive92]

Cracked says: not actually about dolphin flogging!

[shagg456]

lol this is sexy hahah



[69schil]

I'm only going to say this ONE more time...

THIS SONG IS ABOUT AUTOEROTIC FELLATIO.

The end.

[tpuglisi]

I like turning japanese.

[YankeeJet24]

Song is definitely about masturbation, but I really think someone turns Japanese when they take a shit. That's what I would've gotten from just the title alone.

I wonder what Hideki Matsui thinks of this song.

[pepper400]

@YankeeJet24 GODZILLA!

[1012611]

Toyota? No poneys, please.

[ShiroJinja]

Eff, this song just made me realize this... weird transformation I've been making...

KUSO! Nihongo wo benkyou suru tsumori dakara, nihonjin ja naiiiiiii! o[]O;;

[NeWvAmPiReZ]

It doesnt mean masturbation jst a stupid rumour to be honest and the vapors said themselves.

[KawaiiNStuff]

I really dont get how it means masturbation...i ish retard :/ but its so damn catchy!!!!

[100rocksinaboxx]

i know its about jackin off who cares listen to the damn song!!

[TheCatwoman27]

I loved this song when I was little, now that I get the real meaning I laugh everytime I see this vid from when I was lil i said, "Mommy! Daddy's theme song is ' Turning Japanese'!" My mom laughed back then, now it's known why.

[webguy21]

"I want the DOCTOR to take a PICTURE so I can LOOK at YOU from INSIDE as WELL"  ...... LMFAO :D

[peanutbutterballs420]

does anyone here realize this song is about jacking off?

[Taud]

@peanutbutterballs420 the band actually said that was a rumor and never confirmed it,theres no interview or documents about it other than its supposed to insinuate various things but not actually say them

[clashrogers]

@peanutbutterballs420 No, it's about the cliches of youth and angst. You should of read the lyrics instead of the title.

[clockwise3559]

@peanutbutterballs420 yea get with the times, everyone knew that years ago

[Gtfoguy1]

@peanutbutterballs420 Lol anyone else here realize this song has nothing to do with jacking off and that anyone that hasn't read what the song is really about is an idiot?

[LEDanimator]

@Gtfoguy1 It is about jacking off though! "turning Japanese" = masturbating so hard that you start squinting and getting into it thus making you look Asian.

[Gtfoguy1]

@LEDanimator No, that's racist. lol That has nothing to do with this song. 

[Gtfoguy1]

@LEDanimator It's a rumor that you're talking about. It's not really about that, the band has said it themselves. Look it up.

[MAstaCheez]

@peanutbutterballs420 It's actually about a guy that loses his girlfriend and is slowly going crazy O.o

[GouledXD]

@peanutbutterballs420 It sounds like it's about masturbation but apparently wikipedia says that the guys who made the song claim it's not about masturbation.

[Cwally8]

@peanutbutterballs420 is that a bad thing?

[SylarGrimm]

@peanutbutterballs420 its not. Songwriter David Fenton explains: "Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn't expect to."

[JanetEsq]

why do people get their knickers in a twist over a song's meaning? lots of rock music is about sex. lots.

[legomaster335]

jackass ftw

[DimensionsofChange]

you either are or you aren't turning Japanese. There is no thinking about it, you'll know.

[BlackBirdZGTR]

You know you've turned Japanese when after living in America for 4 years you move back to your home country, and because of your habits and food preferences people think you came back from Japan. XD

[bloodsuckingskater1]

@BlackBirdZGTR You DO realize this song is about choking the chicken right?

[chrissoi]

7 people didn't turn Japanese

[rockerduff1231]

@chrissoi original. clever.

[theriversofidiotman]

japanese the greates samurai country in the world

[steel4u0987]

The Vapors Rock!

[xxLoisKentxx]

This is theme tune to Justin Lee Collins: Turning Japanese :D

[TheDanHimself]

@gary3640 - Or even a cyclone ranger...

[DimensionsofChange]

Ok seriously what does Turning Japanese have to do with Masturbating to an asian chick?

[FlCl3000]

@DimensionsofChange its the first step, of a 15 step program, to turning into a weaboo

[DimensionsofChange]

@FlCl3000 Ah yeah I like asian chicks as much as everybody else in East Lansing, but I still like the other flavors of woman

[gary3640]

Like a psyched lone ranger

[day500champ08]

@vanman988 Actually, my comment was just directed at the fact there is more than one definited meaning of the song and the fact that I really don't care what that meaning is. I just think it's a damn good song.

[irishpker27]

i turned japenese after a couple puffs of the good this mornin woooooot

[NinjaDemon909]

songs about masterbating :D

[TheBeatleChild]

@NinjaDemon909 :O

Tee Hee :P 

[SBulletproof]

7 people think their turning chineese....

sorry =/

[yllwVulcan88]

@SBulletproof

I'm offended!

[mrwonderful126]

@nicknick1963 so all of a sudden its cool to jack off?

[HellMaster548]

@mrwonderful126 Whoa man, that's not what he's saying. I mean, I wouldn't tell that to the world @nicknick1963 , but you don't have to be an asshole about it mr. wonder

[KUPO360]

I don't know. I think I saw a chino in there somewhere.

[smartaliclee]

Japan rules! Exept some animes......

[nicknick1963]

i turned japanese this morning

[gummybears4keely]

herd on jackass lmao i love jackass

[noahjordan23]

i think those 7 ppl who disliked it are japanese

[SaigaEcano]

I listen to this whenever I count how much money I have to go to Japan. Can't wait to go there!!!

[SKejtzazivot]

Is this like the best song ever?

[song110beforgiving]

Okay; there was an interview with the singer/songwriter.

He said; its not about that. He also said; mostly Americans think that.

So check out the interview and see what he says.

But this is a killer tune; awesome guitar riff.

[xXx2pr04y0uxXX]

JACKASS NIGHT PANDAS !!!!!1111einself!!!!!

[KellyDaisy95]

0:10

[Miepieish]

LOL this song is so catchy! Despite it being a weeaboo type of thing XD

[skyhawk431]

Listening to this + reading an article about ninjas + eating noodles + playing old nintendo games = AWESOME!

[kwelboss]

I wanna go to Japan and eat Chinese food, learn Muay Thai and see the Gobi Desert and try and sort out this problem with the North.

[Letsgoflyerzzzz]

pandas on jackass hahahahaha

[MrJDred]

Beverly hills ninja was the first time I heard this song xD

[Konataluver]

@MrJDred hahahha xD

[PartyInUKsPants25]

I DONT GET IT DX WHATS WITH THIS WIERD SECRET MEANING?? O_o

[Superchief422]

@PartyInUKsPants25 Jacking off, n00b!

[PartyInUKsPants25]

@Superchief422 Hey!U dont have to call me a noob!I was just asking because my dirty mind wasnt on whenever i listen to this!

[Superchief422]

@PartyInUKsPants25 I was just kidding around, it is about jacking off though.

[TheThenerdanotor12]

@Superchief422 is the song really about jacking off

[NejiShino101]

@TheThenerdanotor12 No, it isn't. The band has openly denied that rumor and said it's about teen angst and turning into what you wouldn't expect

[NaughtyCockWildDog69]

@NejiShino101 Even though they said that, I doubt that. The song is most definitely about masturbation by looking at the lyrics. I don't see anything about teen angst in the lyrics. They probably said that to avoid the question, or controversy, or whatever.

[Bakersfieldsucks777]

@NaughtyCockWildDog69 -yeah i don't see anything about angst either

[SandraCluts]

EWWW! someones fapping to it XD I love this song

[day500champ08]

Thumps if you think this is a damn good song, regardless of the meaning.

[diannarocks45]

@day500champ08 What is tha meaning?

[day500champ08]

@diannarocks45 The Vapors band members were interviewed a few years ago and the lead singer basically said it was about teenage angst love, not masterbation.

[Redkrovy]

@day500champ08 Its about wanking man.

[day500champ08]

@Redkrovy Look up True Spin and Turning Japanese. The band's lead singer tells you it isn't. And he wrote it.

[Gtfoguy1]

@Redkrovy It has nothing to do with that. lol Why does everyone say that? Because of the face japanese have? That's not racist, totally. /sarcasm/

[oblivikid]

samaria is chines i think or is that ninja

[totallynotafangirl]

@oblivikid Both are Japan. Samurai, and Ninja.

[Konataluver]

@totallynotafangirl nope ninja came from china

[jcpro17]

@Konataluver lmfao

[skyhawk431]

@Konataluver No, i've been studying ninja and samurai for the last few months. Both are definatly Japanese. China has awesome fighting monks.

[TheDemonictoaster]

the kirsten dunst video dancing around japan to this song was made in japan :P

[TonyShow82]

At 2:35 to 2:45 sounded really creepy to me as a kid. Made me think of drugs and being drugged out. lol. 

[TheAkemiSan]

I think im turning japanese!!!!!! XD i double<3 japan!!!!!

[2POWERFUL]

Theoretically: The Weeaboo theme song. LOLZ! :P

[sallytracey]

Oh fgs... POCKY, PEOPLE!

[tremmortrevor]

That opening jingle is Chinese.

[TheBeatleChild]

@tremmortrevor EPIC WIN

[wilson69r]

so is this song really about masturbating coz i heard somewhere it was about his girlfriend or something but masturbating makes more sense

[6hisano9]

@wilson69r It's not P: It's about like, the feeling you get while you're young and full of angst, and you start changing into something unfamiliar.

It's funny though, the masturbation thing.

[MihaelNateLawliet]

@wilson69r a lot of people think that "turning japanese" is the face guys make when they cum...

so this song definitely makes sense with that idea

[tehwat94]

@MihaelNateLawliet Yeah..... No.

The band claims that's not what the song's about. (Altough it's great everyone thinks that.)

[MihaelNateLawliet]

@tehwat94 I kno.. thats why I said "a lot of people"... not specifically the band.

[capricornfox]

@wilson69r yes, it is lol. it's about jerking off and the face you make when cuming, turning japanese lol

[MegaVikingsrule]

this reminds me of jackass night pandas lolza XD

[MixMatchedSox]

Lol, me and My friend Devynn LOOOVE to sing this song together. I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so! XD

[joesteelpro]

@MixMatchedSox ..... lol....... this song was so punk in the 80`s when it came out ..... i really loved hearing it again !

[freestylesphynx]

What's the name of the original song of this?

[adamisajoker]

how exactly is he turning japanese?

[theshindigproduction]

@adamisajoker this song is about the face that people people when masturbating...and if u can guess peoples eyes kinda scrunch up which looks japanese lol

[Idtelos]

This song is about being a jail sail and beating off to pic of your girl.

[dewybmt]

@Idtelos actually at first if you look a couple comments down, as said by (ironicly) stopbeatingoff. the band said it was about a girl but then a fan said it was about masturbation and they went with it.

[GirtopolisArashiki]

@Idtelos beating off??

[mabiang1]

woooooooooohhhhhh

[rusty5707]

He obviously Desu alot...

[Onizuka190]

@rusty5707 WAIT lulwat? >_>

[Oorah007]

Yeah, apparently "Turning Japanese" refers to the face you make when you masturbate. Food for thought ;)

[ultimateanimefighter]

I wouldn't mind turning japanese. ^_^

[moldypanda]

@ultimateanimefighter lmao this song is about the guy masturbating to a picture of his girlfriend xD

[ultimateanimefighter]

@moldypanda Best song concept ever. XD

[canonex14]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h .

[blabsalote456]

my friend told me and he is asian so he is always right

[blabsalote456]

i meant masturbation

[blabsalote456]

you know this is a song about masurbation

[fufsayd]

after hearind and reading the lyrics, i had to say, i think this song about masturbation..

[SmithyyXxX]

I LOVE THIS SONG :)) X

[ShatterPalm]

I don't know why but I can see someone can-caning to this.

[italotter]

I know nothing about music... but does anyone else there are parallels with Sophie Ellis Bextor's - Me and My Imagination? The chorus at least! They have that sound! They are both Pure Pop songs after all.

[MADCastro2010]

This music is completely about love. Love is a really important thing.

[harobike123]

@MADCastro2010 No, if you watch VH1 specials, it's about the face made right before climax.... a self induced climax.

[njnick17]

@harobike123 I just saw it, they said it was not about that, they said it was just makin fun of japs

[stopbeatingoff]

@njnick17 actually on FUSE's one hit wonders of the eighties the band said it was about a girl. but then they said a fan said it was about masturbation and they went with it.

[nitric6]

But will it blend?

[burnerthief]

This songs about Masturbation...

[ThePickledTheif]

@burnerthief

It's about adolescence according to the band. That's just a rumor.

[babaganuche7]

@burnerthief no it's not

[albinolucario]

i remember this from the night pandas scene in jackass the movie that was my favorite movie

[epicninja3]

i dont think im turining japanese i am ;)

[MeBePressleyJ]

dammit! this song is very addicting!

[blkdrag1]

I finaly understood some of the lyrics when watchin Beverley Hills Ninja hence why I looked this up

[SuperSakiChi]

I'm seriously turning Japanese. Lolz, but really I am.

[SmasherMasher14]

A song about jerking of.... Awesome.Stuff.

[blkdrag1]

@SmasherMasher14 Well they denied that but I don't belive them

[roxannemunoz31]

lana-YOU KNOW, JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE PRETTY COOL. I WANT TO TURN JAPANESE. 

[SpeciallyInfected]

@roxannemunoz31 Nice use of the 'CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL' rule.

[godaddict]

You know.... maity... apprentice baiter....master baiter...LLLOL!!!

[chrismora31]

that was racist,

[PressleyJohnson]

i love this song i really think im turning japanese lol

[bmthbtf]

is this song reeeally about masturbating to a picture?

[cutekinpoge1]

@bmthbtf yes  XD

[VMKforever101]

3:31 sailor moon!!!

[VisualKeiArtist13]

"Turning Japanese" is another old term for saying "I'm going crazy"...

[ChaosSwissRoll]

call me, dumb or oblivious but just how is this song about masterbation? :/

[cutekinpoge1]

@ChaosSwissRoll so he's looking at her picture, and he's thinking about her. he starts masturbating, and while he's reaching his climax he squints his eyes (not out of the ordinary). So that's when he thinks he's turning japanese.

[ChaosSwissRoll]

@cutekinpoge1 xD Thanks

[cutekinpoge1]

@ChaosSwissRoll LOL! No problem X3

[xbeast133]

night pandas xD i did that in florida but i did night panthers xD

[PressleyJohnson]

i do think im turning japanese. lolz

[MysteryMisery123]

Isn't 1:47 chinese for "hate" or something? O__o

[XGypsyTiannaX]

i love this song!!!! lmao i laugh everytimei hear it lmaoooo

[emitheoptimist]

I don't understand.... What is 'Japanese ' in here supposed to mean? Somebody who really knows please explain....

[cashmoneyboi1411]

@emitheoptimist It's when you're jerking off and your eyes become slanty, like an asian or in this case japanese person.

[GenesisandFriends]

How is this about masturbation? I don't get it.

[Jepopo]

y'know I've been thinking the intro of this song, where is originally from?

[effscreamo]

What the heck does this song mean?!!?!?!?