On a Train With Crackbone

[TheSuperfox7]

yeah that asshole better sit down!!!

[StinkySkunk100]

I remember when this was new.

[McSploodge]

he sounds like bam margera

[S67Snail]

Destroyed.

[Lakaman13]

Is he Adrian Shepard?

[s4n714g000]

0:25 YYYYYYYYYIIIHHIIHIHHHGGHGHGGHG­HYIIIYIIGIGIHHGIIHIHGIGIIHHIGH­HHH!!!

[moodie69]

What is the language REALLY?

[frumpy10182]

@moodie69 Norwegian

[Oskonomikal]

@frumpy10182 He is from norway.

[tiagom135]

i always wondered where they got voice of the girl.

[M0r4D]

chairs sitting on chairs... lol

[norXmal]

I miss Crackbone and the Adventures on Zombie Panic :( He was hilarious to play with.

[leeroynewman]

SHUT YOIR ASS HOLE!!! XD

[TehKrakerzGuy]

What game is this?

[halofanteam]

@TehKrakerzGuy Adventures of fuckface asshole 3

[TehKrakerzGuy]

@halofanteam Sounds about right lolol

[AntiCookie007]

@TehKrakerzGuy Half-Life: Deathmatch Source

[DewdInTheNewd]

These videos aren't as funny anymore when you find out Crackbone wasn't ever actually in the games with them, was on vent only.

[GonnaDoABarrelRoll]

I can't let you do that, ASS-HOLE!

[PNDRazor]

Ah, he's speaking gay

[Anon1231231234]

Anyone else hear Wilhelm?

[burninator14]

Oooooh, here comes the big one!

That, along with DEEstroyed, has become one of the main things me and my friends say while playing any sort of game.

[arkvedbloodbane]

What the hell did I just watch?

[Area51T]

Destroyed...

[Chef033]

"i was wondering if i could see an impression in butter of your vulva"

[EbonyMasks]

Listen! LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What?"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHGERHG­HEHGHEHGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee­eeeee.

[xxxSHAWN2008xxx]

who else kept replaying 2:40 lol

[MrSpawnKillzzz]

the language was very bad Norwegian

[Ho11aBackMatt]

what game is this?!

[Spitfire0818]

@Ho11aBackMatt Gmod...

[Naroon201]

Look at this goddamn bullshit.

[Scyeth]

Thumbs up if you heard the wilhelm scream at 3:21

[XxDarkSalvationxX]

I feel like we're the only ones in here who know about that haha.

[DejaBlue95]

OHH MY GOD...OHH MY GOD...destroyed -_-

[Quackerilla]

Sit down asshole

[lemob182]

LOOK AT YOUR ASSHOLE! LOOK AT YOUR ASSHOLE!!

[usmceflips]

dont get too cocky gerald

:> il get all the cocky i want hahaha

[Mrcryptidsarereal]

@usmceflips SHUT UP ASSHOLE

[AlexeysmirnovGMODer]

1:41 Gman:"Darkvile?" Crackbone:"He's an Darkphile" lol

[damone3000]

@AlexeysmirnovGMODer hes a dick... HES A DICK!!!!!! NEHAAAAAAAUH!!!!!

[InLove82Productions]

Gee I wonder why his name is CRACKBONE.

[XVampII]

Do a barrel roll!!!!

[soarespatricia2]

-+yeah sit down u faggot

[CommissarCain34]

crackbone is a f3cking boss

[83ghostman]

2:20 best part of vid lmao

[s4n714g000]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIyiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiYI­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH!!!!!!S

[dajman24]

I didn't know yelling shutup I'm tryin to goddamn shut your asshole would work that well.

[Robozarm]

Is he really dead?

[CthulhuPI]

Is he speaking norweigen??

[penguinboy666]

@CthulhuPI he's from norway.

[CthulhuPI]

@penguinboy666 GO SCANDINAVIA, excluding Iceland

[GranTruismo4head]

Cant Let you do that ASSHOLE cmon let do this bullshit LETS GET THIS BULLSHIIIIIIITTTT

[Spidermoorph]

Listen to me in your asshole!!!

[lostallsight]

Look at your assole

Now look at me

Now back to your asshole

NOW BACK TO ME!

[yelton7]

SHUT YOUR BULLSHIT! GOD DAMN FAGGOTS WITH THEIR ASSHOLES, AND THEIR BULLSHIT

[fanofdiesel]

SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE!

[EvilerBowser1003]

At 2:15, you can hear a guy (or the girl?) trying their hardest not to laugh

[yonorhoulihan]

never give up trust your instincs..........oh fuck, i quit

[ACE56221]

Shut your asshole, listen to me and your asshole, my goddam bullshit, listennnnnnnnn

[Johnophobia]

Incoming enemy from the rear! Drop altitude!

[metalspike92]

haha who would have thought yelling shut your goddamn asshole would be so effective

[IloveXBOXable]

no he stole this from gman squad show

[wickman92]

At 0:57 it sounds like he says "elsker du å jobbe med andre produkter ..??" and i don't get the rest.

[Chrisrowhatey]

Does anyone know what model crackbone is?

[Hitm47n]

@Chrisrowhatey

Hes from HL1:Opposing Force im 99.9% sure

[blur207]

@Hitm47n It looks like a modded one.

[morohtar13]

@Hitm47n Correct that is one of the soldier models from Opposing Forces. Rare to see anyone using it anymore. Those with HL1 Content can still do so but most dont

[level200main]

lol lylat wars

[djpaggs]

Destroyed...

[capatais777]

3:18 BAUUAWHUAWUHAWUHWAAW

[SpaceChinchillaFilms]

Anyone know what map this is on?

[DmanHALFLIFEFAN]

@SpaceChinchillaFilms I think its flatgrass

[MarineroPL]

You can't even talk!

[CreamyMcSteamy]

"I'll get all the cocky I want.."

[4I6I]

the ending machinima sign fucks you up dude

[8binSrsSsS8]

I am convinced that Crackbone is actually Ben Affleck

[sonikku70]

5 hours on a train with crackbone.

Sounds good.

[BAZOOKA30215]

AGHHGHRHHGH!

OH NO!

Sit down, asshole.

LOL

[halofanteam]

2:27 StarFox Reference

[MrNecroisComin4u]

@halofanteam I didnt even notice

[brianthao102]

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! destroyed.

[DjBlasTboY]

crackbone is alive watch this channel : machinimasquared . they have linked facebook and steampage to crackbone

[MrZebear]

Listen to his bullshit!

[dajman24]

I think you broke him... eeeeeeeeeeoewrrerrerrrrrr

[RobertTheVlogger]

Ive talked to Crackbone on steam, he's FUCKING HILARIOUS.

[hotdogplayzhalo]

Gotta love Crackbone. Ass-holes.

[Harisdoubled]

XD i lve when he says: ''destroyed''

[ContentComa]

crackbone plays MW2 /watch?v=e84BRfcRtzU

[trabuco9]

ive been with crackbone in battlegrounds 2 it wasnt like the vids of course but still awesome

[TheLiddleFishKeeper]

XD LOOK AT UR ASSHOLE!

[shumbinho]

CAN U TALK? CAN U TALK? SHUT UR GODDAMN ASSHOLE!

[pimpc1125]

I was wondering if I could see a photograph, or an impression in butter, of your vulva - Crackbone is fucking genius xD

[Xenoposeidon]

sit down asshole

[rothril]

I love how he blew the train up, and as it was blowing up her was saying "OH MY GOD..." "Oh My God...."

[zombiezoom161]

the epicness started at 0:01 and ended at 3:38 sadly D:

[MrPloxDa3rd]

what if Crackbone was a drill instructor....lol think about it...

[RitoYuukiKun]

@MrPloxDa3rd he would do pretty good. And he would have reminded me the trill instructor from FMJ then.

[Sangheilitat117]

@MrPloxDa3rd Hey, I just got back from USMC boot camp 5 days ago. Crackbone, as a Drill Instructor, would be the funniest, pants-crapping scariest thing ever.

[cupofobija]

-Enemy down ! Wait that was one of ours - Tehehahehehehaa!

I FUCKING LOVE HIS LAUGH !

[frumpy10182]

Chocolate consumption......LOOK AT THIS COLORFUL PAGE!!

[WoWcmb]

Look at this colorful page, chocolate consumption. LUL

[Amphy54]

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

Destroyed.

[essamata]

one of the best scenes from gman squad XD

[Arpeggiato]

Crackbone you are my hero.

[mzh3000]

I woulda just let him blow up the train regardless.

[GranTruismo4head]

LETS GET THIS BULLSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTT

[F22PilotArcile]

Thumbs up if you saw him get shot at 1:57.

[RJaime869]

LET'S GET THIS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!

[Demonamic777]

omg the starfox part was hilarious

[annoyingryan1220419]

CrackBone:"LOOK AT YOUR ASSHOLE, LOOK AT YOUR ASSHOLE!!"

DarkVile:"I dont think my joints allow me to move that far."

LMAO!!!!!

[Lolammo]

I'M TRYNA GODDAMN S-SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE!

[Steamytounge30]

I couldnt stop laughing at The hearing test.

[zwete]

All norweigan faggots are speaking gay.

[xXMyXKipXIsXFreshXx]

Im sure this isnt crackbone?

[xXMyXKipXIsXFreshXx]

@xXMyXKipXIsXFreshXx oh wait yeah it is

[ATP2555ify]

@xXMyXKipXIsXFreshXx yes it is, it's Gman Squad episode 5

[stickfighter254]

HERE COMES A BIG ONE!

>.>

[JesusxXxLovesxXxYou]

love crackbone

[GoHomeRoscoJenkins]

I cant let you do that, AYUSS HOWL

[69urM0M]

Whenever someone studders I go "You can't even talk" XD

[mmeadows101]

YEAHEAHHEAHEHAAHEHAE... i think you broke him

[mmeadows101]

YEAHEAHHEAHEHAAHEHAE

[cd949604]

Lol crakon is funny

[tagger324]

CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT...ASSHOLE

[AlexeysmirnovGMODer]

"look at your asshole! look at your asshole!"

"I dont think my (Joints?) allow me to look that far"

[AlexeysmirnovGMODer]

"Listen....LISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EN!!!!!!!!!LHLHLHLHHHLHLHHHHL"­XD

[omgureatingmysand]

i lol'd so hard from 2:22 to the end

[RHCPKK]

Maybe i can see an impression, in butter, of your vulva?

[Scania4life]

the unknown languance sound almost like norway or swedish or danish

[spino138]

@Scania4life crackbone's from norway :D

[Scania4life]

@spino138 i know

[brerben]

@Scania4life

i'm just making sure you don't really believe he's from norway...

[AlexeysmirnovGMODer]

never give up.....trust your instincs...*few seconds later*oh fuck i quit lol

[LordSebbe5555]

What map?



[CustomBumpMaker]

fffffffffffffffffffs.

[Link123941]

-speaks gay-

darkvile: aa, hes speaking gay

Crackbone:yamehh- then i guess u understand me pretty god damn well then, dont u asshole?

darkvile: doesnt change the fact that ur still speaking gay

Crackbone: you cant even talk!

darvile: sure i can, wat i doing right now?

Crackbone: you cant even talk youcanteventalkyoucanteventalk­!

darkvile: shuttup im tryin to listen to-

Crackbone: GODMMAN SHUT UR ASSHOLE!!!

Roflmao

[Link123941]

@Link123941 goddamn*

[mrsslein]

crackbone is so cool!

[chibidevildog]

Do a barrel roll !! xD

[Sw3nssoN]

do u know Crackbone :O?

[Xassissian]

@Sw3nssoN penis

[tim0859]

@Sw3nssoN i know kim XD

[bloodbrother1251]

OH MY GOD!!!

OH MY GOD.

Destroyed

[Oi325]

RoFl "SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE!"

[masterlego117]

SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE!! Lolol

[ANummyHotPocket]

i wanna see crackbone and dj keemstar to meet each other

[french0peas]

how about you're effect on the world in terms of homosexuality... hahahahaha

[gaisensie]

so much assholes! XDDDDD

[JBrandomness]

pause at 3:22 and ull see a body flying to the left of the screen!

[kimflodin]

can't let you do that...ASS-HOLE!

[DirectorsGames]

He makes me laugh so hard "EYEYEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE­EEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

[jamesbg314]

he was speaking gay... LOL

[Marcus666Sund]

"LETS GET THIS BULLSHIT!"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[WARMAKER1814]

"name the language!"

I guess swedish

[cutmedeadnailmedown]

@WARMAKER1814 More like norweigan

[IrishHaloNerd]

dutch

[LACSMOB]

isthis on gmod9? i cant tell



[TheMuaythaidragon]

is that steven seagal on the asshole test? 1:25

[DonaldHellsing]

Sweedish :3

[chrisomen112]

Do a barrel roll!

[Chapel808Pliskin]

kinda sounds like Crackbone

[SergeantSkirmisher]

ROFL, Clyde running after his jeep... "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA­AEEEEEEE!"

[danmanthedog]

wtf is this gmod

[BrianSouvannarath]

2:01 gordan freeman!

[HolyReconSF]

@BrianSouvannarath That's not Freeman.

[BrianSouvannarath]

repeat after me eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i think we broke him

[pallyking508]

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!

[renatox2042]

SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE!!!

Tehahahahahaha XD

[clotheschair]

OHH MY GOD....OH MY GOD..Destroyed

[pallyking508]

primitave feminen mind

[lukeshalo1]

he planted a bomb hes going to kill us all

[1ol17]

Cmon lets do this bullshit, lets go!

[bloodbrother1251]

Can't let you do that ASS-HOLE!

[TehCarlos]

0:25 - 0:38 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! lmfao.

[Oxygen97]

@TehCarlos EAaaeaaaAAAAAAAGH!! xD love it when he does that annoying noise

[RKftw68]

YOU CANT EVEN TALK!!

[ballascondias64]

Did u people not listen? He was speaking gay!

[kunen133]

What does crackbone telling that girl to do? xD

[easkateman]

Nowwegien lol i think.