If TV News Existed in 1200BC

[GluttonForSex]

Simply sublime. :-)

[Phagedaena]

Superb - it must have taken a lot of work to produce this.

[nomadicmicmac]

What a original idea, should do this format for many historical events...:)

[RadicalAwesomeness]

Felicity...

Would...

At full force

[TheStuartLawson]

I'm not sure if anyone realized, but this eye symbol is for Thoth (the left eye).

Ra is the right eye of Horus.

Great work though!

[TheBoredProle]

Wow did you make all of this?

[CrissBlackHawk]

@TheBoredProle Nope, he found this lost footage in a secret chamber under the pyramid of Keops :)

[TheBoredProle]

@CrissBlackHawk That explains it.

[ZrazorRozenstrauch]

@pugtm I believe you have the analogy backwards. In the video, ancient Egypt represents modern Israel, and ancient Israel represents modern Palestine. Try watching it again from that perspective.

[ZrazorRozenstrauch]

@brabon1 Wikipedia is generally more factually accurate than the Bible or the Koran, but you cite these as proof that Israel belongs to the Jews.

[juan1234772]

are those subtitles?

[TopMaster360]

The only problem I have with this is that the anchor doesn't sound like a real anchor.

[Cadebenson]

absolutely brilliant

[Ph7uX]

Religion, the cancer of humanity.

[brabon1]

@Ph7uX yup...thats what stalin said, before he murdered millions

you atheist cunt

[OMGames13]

@brabon1 How did Hitler work out for you Christians again?

[deathpickle7]

@brabon1 LOL. And how many millions have been slaughtered in the name of religion? If you don't know I suggest reading up on some history. The Roman (read Christian) conquest of Europe, the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition...the list goes on and on.

[andrepduarte]

@deathpickle7 >Spanish inquisition

Not only spanish, in portugal, italy, france, etc

[Gaz6231]

Came for the satire.

Stayed for the hotness.

[mirex951]

Keep in mind this is mythology, not history. Otherwise, great work.

[TehNir]

@mirex951 True, but that's the case with most if not all Biblical stories.

[mirex951]

@TehNir You'd be surprised by how many people don't know that.

[SkrateBeastin]

Felicity means Truth.

Lulz.

[qtzlctl2012]

this is genius

[TheDiabolicalQ]

So well done.

[vonAdieux]

brilliant Egyptian and Hebrew accents!

[virdfel]

she is so sexy

[vonAdieux]

@virdfel most beautiful anchor i've ever seen

[SteveAnthopoulos]

@pugtm The situations are actually very similar. The 1200bc version is a heightened, more brutal version on both sides. For example, Palestinians haven't killed every first born Israeli child and Israelis don't own slaves. However the dynamic is incredibly and sadly similar. There's a link to a few of the references to exodus in the video description. Oh and on your last point, Moses (the Israelite's man) was raised as brother of the Pharaoh himself. So do you approve of what Moses did?

[jayjaycoolade123]

Kirbt4d: i just want to say and i am not being rude but if the Palestians could go they wouldnt:

1 being: it is our land!!! We r not go to give up to some Jews ( no offence)

2 being: we cannot i know every1 saw on the news tht some were free but how does any1 know if they didnt take triple that smount and they barely leta us out of our homes!!! :(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[brabon1]

@jayjaycoolade123 your land? based on what? the british mandate? ottoman law?

surely not the faux claim that arabs have lived in the land for over a millennium....cuz then ive got pics to show you of vast open areas, without an arab to be found

the land belongs to the jews, cuz both the bible and the koran say so

[hkdharmon]

@brabon1 Because if the bible and koran say something, it must be true.

[brabon1]

if this was the news in 1200 bc, wouldnt be hosted by a female...who would be on her knees, servicing some egyptian prince

[BibleIsland]

hahaha that was great. really well made. New ones would be cool. Oh and about Moses, he didn't do anything. God did the plauges and simply told Moses to convey to Pharaoh that they were going to happen if he didn't let the Israelites go

[kirby4d]

Hey if the falsestinians want to leave, theyre more than welcome to go back to Egypt, Jordan, and Syria.

[brabon1]

comparing the palis to the jews enslaved in egypt?

you gotta be kidding me

GOD IS NOT A TERRORIST

[matthewlfranklin]

@brabon1 Actually, the Palestinians, who are descendants from Semites in the Judea vicinity, are far closer genetically to the ancient Israelite slaves than the Askenazi Jews who migrated to modern Israel from elsewhere.

[brabon1]

@matthewlfranklin actually, arabs are from arabia...not one pali can trace his lineage back over 2000 years...FAIL

[matthewlfranklin]

@brabon1 I standby my statement. The Palistinian AND Arab semite roots are confirmed by Wikipedia (see entry on the 'Palestinian People') and scientific studies, see: bit ly / bBCZQT

[brabon1]

@matthewlfranklin wikipedia? arabs/ faux palis are in no way originally part of the hebrew tribes....too stupid, and they only returned to the area when the real jews began to return

the fact that you would even mention wikipedia as proof of anything, shows your willful ignorance

[attackzac21]

@brabon1 I don't even care if you are right or wrong, saying FAIL at the end of your sentence makes you look like an idiotic douche. Just sounds like some CoD kidiot© arguing over something he doesn't know.

[brabon1]

@attackzac21 EPIC FAIL....FACT

you douche

[brabon1]

@matthewlfranklin and please...dont try the khazar myth on me...that wont play

[TheDogsBollux]

@brabon1 He certainly is a terrorist. What happens if you don't obey and worship god? You are punished with eternal suffering. Terrorism is spreading fear through threats/actions, and god has done both of those multiple times to make a point.

[major0joy]

She has a really sexy voice.

[h0lmie]

Nice touch that the clock in the right bottom is actually counting down, rather than up.

[SpaceboyProductions]

@h0lmie I love you!

[HuggaBear2700]

@h0lmie well if it's BC time.. could be a tongue and cheek reference to the fact the years go backwards? who knows.. just a thought.

[Fig1024]

I see what they did there

[bleunt]

Well, no. Since it never happened.

[CrashMaster23]

This is how people thousands of years from now will feel like and laugh when they mock our news today.

[Gondus]

Did god kill every first born...yes.....did pharaoh kill every newborn to thin out the Jews because he thought they would out populate them..yes...eye for an eye is what i think

[llieske]

ZEUS LOVES FAGS

[imfromtambunan]

can't wait for Joshua's military campaign

[Falling100]

Except that they wouldn't have been reporting on Moses, becuase he never existed, and there is no archaeological evidence that Israelites were ever enslaved in Egypt, or wandered a desert for 40 years.

[emperor0013]

@Falling100 Yep. Came here to say this. Your comment needs to be on top.

[trotspice]

Haha! Awesome!

[PilgrimSurgeon]

It's wise to see ourselves from 1200 BC. Hilarious!

[AlexTMontilla]

she's hawt

[viridismonasteriense]

excellent: moses the first terrorist using biochemical attacks, it makes so much sense. Absolutely brilliant video.

[strubinator]

That bastard, Moses! :-)

[MrEnlightenup]

this video needs to play on tv and around easter time,,i put this video on my faverates,its just great.

[wks1978]

I LOVE THIS!

[mesquitadrox]

People implying Jesus was actually born..

[wks1978]

@mesquitadrox There is no historical reason to doubt his birth.

[Muad420]

@wks1978 There is no reason to doubt the birth of Frodo Baggins, either. He was born on Sept. 22, 1368, Shire reckoning. Says so in a book.

[wks1978]

@Muad420 Except in that book the world and date system is entirely fictional.

You obviously doubt everything you read.

How did you ever learn anything?

[Muad420]

@wks1978 Well, you know, the Bible also mentions dragons..

I tend to doubt the factual accuracy of books that mention dragons.

[wks1978]

@Muad420 So the early Chrisitans who wrote the gospels within living memory of the alleged time of Jesus made him up?

The Bible is not 1 book written by 1 author.

The new testament is comprised of geographically and chronologically varied sources.

If he was made up, then he was made up by 1 person. Who was this alleged person?

I'm not a Christian, but I think argument that Jesus did not historically exist holds no water. You might as well doubt the existence of Romans, Germans and others.

[JemyM]

@wks1978 The thing with hearsay/legends/myths is that no matter what they were when they were first told, they are soon without similarity to it's roots. As a tale gets attention, more and more contribute to it and it evolves over time. Sometimes it's a friends friend who had experience, then it was a friends fathers friend, then a mothers brother, details are added, subtracted, changed. This is how hearsay works.

[Muad420]

@wks1978 You are, in fact, obviously Christian (or what passes for Christian these days..). Shame on you. You work on a definition of Christianity based on something a bunch of folks dreamed up back when.

[911wikileaks]

pyramids in Gaza!?

[hydrofal78]

Felicity is pretty

[quiraification]

love the anchor woman ^^

[ZamolxisReborn]

"99% of magicians warn of massive climate change if gods not worshiped"

PRICELESS.

[kelbykross1]

funny... drags on a bit...

[Gelyar]

*clap clap clap* bravo! I love this beautifully done video.

[SexyMelon]

That's just fake and unrealistic. News would never even try to be so objective, even in a thousand years.

[RosenKrantz666]

LOL

ISis Ra-EL-is, are you listening??

Apparently for AIPAC whores & zionists, history only started 60yrs ago.

[fagan411]

This is great and should have millions of views.

[SpaceboyProductions]

@fagan411 Thanks, agreed :)

[arksmk11]

impressive



[KevinTurboX]

this should be featured on The Onion hhhhh

[Essincy]

she fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

[Vittoriaamaliarose]

I enjoyed watching the video.

You have successfully used the news format to convey information in a humorous way.

The video is deals with sensitive issues so it wouldn’t surprise me if it gave rise to discussion or at least some personal thought.

I congratulate you on creating this video. It demonstrates professionalism and deals with the difficult issues of differing cultural narratives and perspectives that form the basis of conflict.

I look forward to seeing many more of your films.

[lagook]

moses or Yasser Arafat lol !

[lagook]

giza strip.... genius !

[starburstmttsn]

Except the Hebrew population in Egypt wasn't enslaved at the time of the building of the pyramids. Otherwise, well done

[Gadget3440]

"Paper just a fad" says scribe.

Touch of the onion that is. Brilliant! Make more

[mo133jj]

LOOOOL How did they know it was 1200BC when jesus wasn't born yet???

[iameiame]

@mo133jj jesus was born in 4bc, if even at all.

[TooLateProductions]

@mo133jj xD

[legueu]

@mo133jj Because JC Boy is cool like that

[Albertgr]

@mo133jj well that's the same like saying... why the fuck do they speak in english or why is there a microphone

[catpee11]

@mo133jj you're missing the entire point of this video.

[ElNerdoLoco]

@catpee11 His point is valid without regard of the video's message. He was not advocating Jesus so much as pointing out how our dating system works. BC means Before Christ. Clearly the date 1200BC was for our benefit as anyone from that time would have had to rely on a different system.

[catpee11]

@ElNerdoLoco i disagree to an extent. the point of the video is to show how ridiculous Biblical stories are when put into a modern-day context, instead of just imagining them while reading them. because this is a "modern-day" retelling, the actual date is mostly inconsequential, aside from it being "a LONG time ago".

i mean, i get what you're trying to say, but i still think he's missing the actual point of the video.

[mo133jj]

@catpee11 dude calm down... it's just a little thing a picked up, it's not like i'm trying to cuss down the whole video or something

[kuriakos]

@mo133jj All calenders are arbitrary

[theonethatlives5]

@mo133jj if you read it it says BCE which is Before Common Era

[TamJam29]

@mo133jj It actually says BCE, not BC, so regardless of how they know, it doesn't matter when Jesus was born.

[MrHornhardt]

well done

[jbachoura]

very well done

[purefuxingevil]

its a bit long

good though

[thepatcat]

If you like this sort of thing (TV in historical times, that is) check out History Bites.

[Muminah92]

awesome!!

[luis939]

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be humorous

[MajorDisaster4u]

Very funny and the reporter is very perty.

[ksandom40]

This is beautifully done. Well done!

[forlatagate]

this is hilarious,white people in the sun for over 400 years?"SUN BURN"

what makes it even more funnier is that 1200bc there were no white people in Africa getting skin cancer,great job,deception rules