Who is anonymous - The abridged version

[TheThabossman2]

hello, anonymous was made for enjoy for you and me ...we are anonymous

[pauseTV]

LOL

[Marcin229xmetin]

Kto z Polski ??

[MsAnt96]

2:49 THAT JUST SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME DAYUUUUUUUUUMMMM; D

[MsAnt96]

haha! love it : D

[Nethertar]

This is awesome.

[ultimahedgehog14]

Umm...um...hear that a fuck ton of times, this BEING is not anon :|

[ChippZanuff93]

HAHA THIS IS SPARTAAA!!! =)))) hilarious ending =)

[Fenexs]

So its people who post images on the internet and post them anonymously?

[bennybdubz]

Haha zelda tune FTW!

[DillonJagger]

Spot on Brother...

[kevinsta117]

Anonymous is the people, and is for the people. nothing more nothing less.

[ExpectAnony]

What's the song that plays at 0:22?

[Ichigo9913]

@ExpectAnony lost woods. ocarina of time

[jrgenius]

take off your mask chicken shit

[thegreatgamer7]

@jrgenius penis

[doritoking556]

@jrgenius why should they

[SuperMrYugioh]

His voice is so smooth....

[savana906]

LAST GENERATION OF WIMPS THAT HIDE BEHIND A STUPID MASK.

DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELVES, TURN TO JESUS CHRIST, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

[Vaxidontal]

@savana906 Oh you so silly.

[savana906]

@Vaxidontal From you, thats a compliment.

[Vaxidontal]

@savana906 I sin, all day, 'Erry day.

[Intraventian]

@savana906 Leave. Now.

[dragoons9009]

@savana906 STOP BITCHING, AND SITTING ON YOUR ASS:

Things Anonymous has done for YOU:

combats _Internet Censorship_

So PLEASE, PLEASE, promise me NOT TO BITCH when Odumbo shuts down the Internet via his:

"Protecting Cyberspace as a National Asset Act" PLZ. THX.

[3BDRR7MAN]

@savana906 You fool.

[karxxWarr]

you sound creepy

[xxSmoklahomaxx]

It's not enough to say "Vote Ron Paul"

PEOPLE NEED TO SWITCH PARTIES 12 WEEKS IN ADVANCE OF THE PRIMARIES IN MOST STATES.

IF YOU DO NOT SWITCH IN TIME YOU CANNOT VOTE IN PRIMARY.

IF YOU ARE NOT REGISTERED REPUBLICAN YOU CANNOT VOTE IN PRIMARY.

IF RON PAUL DOES NOT WIN PRIMARY, NO GENERAL ELECTION ! REGISTER AS A REPUBLICAN. FIND OUT WHEN YOUR STATE HAS PRIMARIES. FIND OUT WHERE AND VOTE VOTE VOTE ! PLEASE !

WE NEED EVERY LAST VOTE ! Copy and paste this everywhere

[dob1997]

Very well Done

i really understood your take on the situation :P

Love it

[solidaltair]

Zelda ^^

[TheTopMuzic]

this is fcking not fake ? lol

[multilawson123]

Fuck u

[TheSKRFan]

"Its about what you can contribute and have people shit all over it" best line.

[fsjaI]

lol Fake as fuck.

[AnonymousPeople0]

@fsjaI The voice is fake yes but, the user is not. :)

[JollyJeersMate]

FAKE

[dob1997]

@JollyJeersMate no shit

[dob1997]

no shit

[darkpredator898]

your a fat virgin

[ADHDtrooper]

This guy reminds me of a Cuban because of all those hand motions...

[LOLyourshitisfunny]

Nice! I want in.

[cenexus15]

bitch

[darkpredator898]

i herd orcaina of time song best legend of zelda game i played

[darkpredator898]

ur some nerd virgin can u just get a life

[Mrhellsy]

your profile is the best! 

[Laughingblades]

Must... Make... Trololo... With... Video!

[darkpredator898]

u fat virgins u guys r being hacked by 1337 u idiots

[Pointburn]

0:53 lol

[Armyboypyro]

I love ZELDA :D great video

[Lynnc83]

COOL VIDEO

[noblesix24]

Itz a 12yr old fuck nerd virgin

[ImJodidoMan]

Anonymous is a group of fat people followers of Matrix and they make videos using LOQUENDO, they are mad because they were rejected for the girl that they liked in the school.

Some of these started hacking since they discovered the trick of the 1000 lives in Super Mario Bros, believing that all the systems had a weakness.

At the moment they are devoted to play COD Online, abusing of cheats and due to this Microsoft is looking for them. Also Chuck Norris.

[Blinkytehtroll]

They caught alot of anonymous recently. turns out they're a bunch of skinny pale kids LOL

[confetticats]

Even Anonymous uses a green screen. =)

[BGSOCCER]

@CaRBoNKNiFE sweet dreams - eurythmics (cover could be by marilyn manson)

[MrPingping420]

deeeeum much props to the anon wish i had more brains to help, but i preach the truth or at least what i think it is.

[dannyville211]

@futurenerd98 Anonymous are heroes. They are saving our world, and i can proudly say more and more people are joining their side.

[miracleworkingpower]

@dannyville211 Anonymous hasn't fed one starving child, housed one homeless refugee, prevented one struggling teen from suicide, helped one military veteran recieve proper compensation, or anything that could be considered 'heroic'. Is there such a lack of information about REAL worthy causes nowadays that people have to resort to supporting 14yr hackers with no girlfriends? Or 25 year old experienced hackers that were once those same 14yr olds with more money but the same level of butthurt?

[SKATEOUTTACOMPTON]

@miracleworkingpower Wow, you really are extremely ignorant. Anontmous helped topple the corrupt governments of Egypt and Syria, enabling millions of people to live free lives, just becuase they haven't acted directly doesn't mean they aren't a force for good in the world.

[miracleworkingpower]

@SKATEOUTTACOMPTON "Mommy, I'm starving do we have anything to eat?" "No, my son, Anonymous hasn't taken out our ministry of defense website yet, so we'll just have to sit here an be hungry until they do."

[Keijikrall]

@miracleworkingpower We don't help an emokid BAWWWWteen because they are pussies. We don't help military veterans because we can't, and to think you can cure a man from his own memories is both immoral and foolish. We've shown the injustice of scientology, albeit chanology was retarded. 14yr old's are a minority within the collective that if identified, are ejected until their next non identifiable post.

[miracleworkingpower]

@Keijikrall stop saying 'we' like you're a part of anonymous.

[Keijikrall]

@miracleworkingpower Alone I'm Keijikrall. Together we are anonymous. If you hadn't heard, everyone is anonymous. The fact that I am singularly posting with an account on some youtube video makes no difference. Any member of anonymous has a given set of account names on any number of sites, as would anyone. Besides you would understand this concept if you weren't internet impaired.

[MrIluvmoney]

@miracleworkingpower I have to laugh....really....i have just ONE question. We havent fed a starving child, we didnt house one homeless, we prevented no struggling teen from suicide. Now my question: Did you? We are just a voice. We never claimed to help EVERY person existing. we just want that every person has the right to speak freely, so they can point on their problems themselves....so someone can help. is that so hard to get?

[miracleworkingpower]

@MrIluvmoney you're not even in the group, stop acting like you're a part of something you're not, its really lame and shows that you reaaalllly want to belong to something really bad. i hope someday you find your own identity

[MrIluvmoney]

@miracleworkingpower HAHA, and you just ignored what i said - now THAT is smart....respect. I dont want to discuss with somebody without arguments. I want to belong to something, thats right, you dont? Youre just flaming. You dont know anything bout me, and you dont want to either....for you its just "cool" to hate people that dont think like you! And know what? Thats okay for me. I dont give a wet shit on your opinion, but id give my life for your free speech

[SneaKinGHunTeR75]

@miracleworkingpower and i suppose you could construct a website to prevent censorship and restore fundamental rights? instead of bashing the good willed people, join them.

we do not forgive

we do not forget.

we are legion.

expect us.

[miracleworkingpower]

@SneaKinGHunTeR75 expect who? you're not even in Anonymous. besides what are you going to do? hack my shitty laptop? that will send the message. wait maybe take out my facebook, then i'll understand how good willed you are.

[SneaKinGHunTeR75]

@miracleworkingpower firstly no, i wont do any of that because you have done nothing wrong, and you are simply confused. you see, the thing about anonymous is that, no, i am not in it, and at the same time i am. And so are you. Anonymous is not a group. it is an idea. freedom, justice, and other such ideals are beyond simple ``Organisations`` and ``groups``.

[miracleworkingpower]

@SneaKinGHunTeR75 let me break it to you, dude there is an 'in' group to Anonymous, the ones that make the decisions and do all the work.You're not in it. Just like you weren't in the cool group in highschool. the easiest people to troll are anon wannabes. best way to do it is act like you understand, but ya gotta explain it all wrong. that will bring them out with the beautiful truth about the idealism and how grand it is, and the silly bulletproof quote.

[SneaKinGHunTeR75]

@miracleworkingpower you should find other sources of entertainment. these videos are not meant for you and you clearly dont understand the purpose of anonymous. You cant blame me for trying to help them and you, though.

[MrIluvmoney]

@SneaKinGHunTeR75 leave it anon, i guess he wont get it. we shouldnt care bout this kind of people. They are the reason anon exists - and thats nothing to be proud of....

[SneaKinGHunTeR75]

@MrIluvmoney agreed...

[2Neski]

@miracleworkingpower Anonymous was not created to literally and physically do the kind of actions you listed. Anonymous was created so that correct information could be distributed throughout the media and anything under censorship for the wrong cause would be revealed. Anonymous helped provided internet services to the people of Egypt during there time of crisis in which the internet was censored by their government. Anonymous is here to support a cause so that action could be taken.

[Wh3tst0nE]

@2Neski no, it was for the lulz

[thedarknessoflight1]

lol love the zelda background and uhh im 13 i got the first video

[Bobalobification]

Requirements for anonymous boards:

1 Learn word newfag, use it in every typed sentence

2. Buy guy fawkes mask, don't think about how you're giving money to "the man" that you're fighting, it's okay, it's not a real resistance anyway

3. Post on boards all day.

4. IF you go to a rally. Use Guy fawkes mask and halloween costume from when you were 8. Sounds dumb right? But you'll fit right in

You're now a super rebel hippy stormtrooper cop.. newfags..

[Alxx96]

@futurenerd98 Yeah, thats the way things should work, i'm glad i helped :)

[Alxx96]

@futurenerd98 Well remember that Anonymous is just an idea, anyone who is Anonymous can do anything behind the name of Anonymous, so maybe a some Anons hacked the PSN while some where playing in it (including me, i was also pissed off with the PSN shutdown) and maybe some (most) hate on Scientology, including me, but i support freedom of religion, everyone should be free to decide what to believe in, and maybe some are inside Scientology. Thats why so much people use Anonymous! The perfect mask!

[Alxx96]

@futurenerd98 Wow it's the second time i see this message in the comments section of a video about Anonymous, why the hate?

[VerifyVolatile]

@futurenerd98 And what the fuck did they *ever* do to you?

[xetrius]

Its all for the lulz

Nice end :)

@This Is Sparta

[biosslayer]

Whatever Your On... You Should Share

[KaliKatt5150]

LOVE it! And I laughed out loud at the end! Double whammy :)

[Lekgoloful]

You newfag little kids whining about gaystation network obviously don't know who Anonymous are.

[Ferratonue]

For all you five year olds...no need to be condescending your inability to communicate clearly is not the fault of the audience

[thewayofthecookie]

and now the guy from 300, man you guys love your warner brother flicks. nice lost woods legend of zelda OOT theme music too.

[smokey66662]

This is some funny ass sh*t, well done lol

[benry200]

Song at the end? what is it?

[the2nddeporres]

2:48

[GanjaClaus]

ahahahahaaaaa!

I fukkin cant believe I didnt c this online anywhere til now..

You ROCK!!

[endeverafter2]

i showed the original version to my friend he didn't understand a word so then i showed him this he understood it after

[GDproductiesNL]

haha awesome!

[Kidzrule743]

This both informed me well and made me laugh my ass off.

Thank you.

:D

[downoncorner]

Shit when the zelda music started playing I jumped and looked around in my dark room....... Then I noticed he was turning upside down and sideways and I realized the music was from the video xD

[Kushien]

@downoncorner I paused it to make sure it wasn't my 40 year old neighbor below me playing it o_O;.

[opnopslop]

lost woods <3

[committeesq]

When The Borg marries The Spanish Inquisition. Boranymous.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tym0MObFpT­I

We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are legion. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

See on youtube Spanish Inquisition Monty Python

[GhostyMist]

For 5 year olds eh? I'm seventeen and I didn't get a damn thing you just said!!!!!

[KaliKatt5150]

@GhostyMist 

[codecracker87]

RAPTAR JESUS!!!!!!!!!

[TheOnlineSociety]

Join my Anti anonymous channel

[MiKeDpRoDuCtIoNs]

I cried from laughing.

[iSmashUp]

I think i just got std's .

[AnonymousCanSuxDix]

haha dumbass anonymous pussy fans replying back to our comments. Say all you want, but your the only dumbasses here for believe in BS.

You fail to understand the most understandable law of nature. We can kill you cyber punks. Hide behind you computers all you want.

[MiKeDpRoDuCtIoNs]

@AnonymousCanSuxDix ORLY?

[DannySants]

@AnonymousCanSuxDix Congratulations, you made yourself look like a retard. I hope that was your goal because anything else you were trying to achieve is now lost.

[masterthehate2]

@AnonymousCanSuxDix Wow, you're really awesome. How do I join? Do I need to have a Tiny penis? Because believe me... I have that covered. Do you make all new members suck your cock? That's kinda disconcerting to me... I don't like that rite of initiation... maybe I could just punch babies like a tough guy?

Yeah.. message me, tell me how to join your coalition... or whatever you call yourself

[Fanatic13371]

zelda music :D anonymous rulez!



[NanoCreeper]

ROFL.

[allyoucanpvp]

Why the zelda brackground?

[ReeleAnonTrooth]

@allyoucanpvp Because newfags cant triforce

[IceDragon289]

@allyoucanpvp Why not?

[DirtyDirtyButthole]

@allyoucanpvp ... that's the best part !!! ..what is worse .. is that you knew it was Zelda !

[volker136]

@allyoucanpvp

WTF HAPPENED TO MAJORAS MASK!?

[Blinkytehtroll]

@volker136 It got old. And thats the lost woods theme from ocarina of time.

[volker136]

@Blinkytehtroll

i know... but the joke is that he's wearing a MASK. get it? :D

[Blinkytehtroll]

@volker136 DUDE. That would actually make this video priceless to watch lol

[volker136]

@Blinkytehtroll

:D?

[cleric1888]

hahahaha this wicked!

[douggle420]

lololol

[OnomausSexy]

PlayStation Network is back up. So, yeah. PWNED.

[IronicHavoc]

@OnomausSexy

Anonymous didn't take down PSN. Someone modified a console to pose as a developer model and used it to access UNENCRYPTED personal information. Sony realized that their security was retarded and shut down the network in order to rebuild it. Anonymous has made no claims to the incident. Sony was lazy and didn't want to admit guilt so this Anonymous rumor started. Also the guy in the video has nothing to do with Anonymous, he just jumped on the bandwagon.

[Etrajbe]

@IronicHavoc I can clearly say that this is up there with the stupidest comments on youtube; tho you dont know anon did not do it, a sub group like anonops could have done it but they could have held it down for as long as they wish (tho they dont want to hurt the customers) And btw all members of anonymous has "as much to do with anonymous" as anyone else, thats the beauty of it. say your anon and ur as worthy of a member as commander x himself.

[IronicHavoc]

@Etrajbe

Why on earth are you so angry? PSN was taken down and we don't know who it was or why. It could just as likely been Anonymous as it could have been any other group or individual, but as of late they in particular have been used as a scapegoat while people seem to overlook Sony's lazy programming. Regarding my saying this guy "isn't part of Anonymous"...

[IronicHavoc]

@Etrajbe -

Check out AnonymousThought's article on Encyclopedia Dramatica.ch

He doesn't properly represent Anonymous: Attempting to define Anonymous is counterintuitive to Anonymous itself. Anonymous is a group, but it is also a philosophy of ignorance, both fascinating and disturbing.But because of this they usually act with an agenda and take credit for their attacks, which is why I am skeptical of their involvement.

[IronicHavoc]

@Etrajbe

Finally, I would like to say that I in no way defend the actions of whoever infiltrated the network, Anonymous or otherwise, but if it wasn't Anonymous then who do we criticize. And if it was Anonymous, any criticism is useless, for they are impossible to persuade or argue with. However, we can criticize Sony, and act towards more forethought towards security in the future, and I can criticize you for you're atrocious distortion of logic (and grammar).

[toysoider1]

@OnomausSexy Are you mentally handicapped? They didn't do anything to anonymous but anonymous made the PSN go down for weeks. Technically the retards at Sony did but anonymous did cause it to happen. So, I guess you could say Anon = 0 Sony = -1

[OnomausSexy]

@toysoider1 Hey, retard. These people, Anonymous (A.K.A Legion) USED to work for Sony. They were fired. Plus, Sony can't even find them. No one can. So, that's not a loss for Sony. That's a loss for the United States government.

[AZ09990]

Haha, what the fuck is this?

[SKULLNOVA1]

KILL THESE BASTARDS SPREAD THIS. THEY ARE CORRUPT, WE WANT ORDER FROM OUR GOVERMENTS NOT FROM THESE CP RIM LICKERS

[Sandchompedz]

lol zelda music

[Fly2WoW]

Zelda lost woods <3

[oobietime8]

is anon going creepypasta on us?

[Yuilen]

Lol who gives a fuck about Sony OR the PS3? A bunch of losers, that's who.

[BilliamWilton]

@Yuilen Little faggot kid, who doesn't care about Sony? They are huge in electronics. Fucking Microsoft fanboy, go suck Bill Gates' dick. 

[Yuilen]

@BilliamWilton Lulz, looks like I made a nerd go rage-happy. Calm down little nerd, go back to your basement existence and play some CS, okay? CS is waiting, and Xbox too. And maybe one day Sony will take pity on you and give you the dream job you've always wanted, working for Sony. Except as a janitor.

[Yuilen]

@BilliamWilton Funny, seeing your profile, I didn't expect to discover you're just a troll.

[rcsbama1]

Tweet #TakeDownAnonymous people

[ZliinKahh]

@iTrickshotterHD your dead

[AnonymousCanSuxDix]

who anonymous?

that's what ppl are going to be saying after your all dead.

[HDDrizzy]

@AnonymousCanSuxDix Dude, you dont tell groups like Anonymous to "suck dix" you should GTFO if u dont support what they do?? , FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM .. LEave it

[dilbig5]

@HDDrizzy They arent fighting for freedom. They are fighting for their own personal gain.

[PkSuperProd]

@AnonymousCanSuxDix for every Anonymous that falls, 10 new once will take his/her place.

[XmanofactionX]

@AnonymousCanSuxDix wow bro ok i bet all you know about anonymous is that they fucken hacked sony so you and your little faggot friends couldnt quick scope... oh cry me a river what would you rather want? PSN or thousands of people's computer and privacy getting fucked by sony so ask this question what if it was you?

Anonymous is a legion and fights for what is right, so what if it sounds nerdy or "no lifey" who gives a fuck really.

[ItsMartY3]

they dont hack for fun or cus they can, they have a very highly supported cause for there actions towards sony.. omfg, stfu.. had to stop the video..

sony ps3 is so much more powerfull in the hands of people more talented than sony, or sony developers//

we dont want to be able to run copy games, the best cfw dont allow this anyway, just the ability to run homebrew, unsigned code not autherised by sony, sony got mad cus they dont make no billions of dollors from this. i support the hackers

[oobietime8]

@ItsMartY3 yeah, sony definitly doesn't deserve the money they get from making the games and consoles your playing. Dumbass.

[ItsMartY3]

@oobietime8 lmao, clearly they dont you dumb fuck, your all paying them billions and they basically give away all your private details and bank / credit card details to thieves cus sony network is so pathetically in secure.. so NO they dont deserve the money cus clearly there not putting the money they earn into security.. they turn on PSN 3rd of may after 2 weeks downtime as they were making it "more secure" 5 mins it was hacked again, lol.. how can u say they deserve our money now?? u dumbfuck

[oobietime8]

@ItsMartY3 Well obviously i am not dealing with much of an intelligent person myself, by your spelling and how you start out a discussion, but there you go. It was hacked BECAUSE they thought Sony didn't deserve money BEFORE anyone had any idea of the security of the network SO they could get free games.. Which is apparently what they are trying to do. Are you talking about anonymous' goal or just a normal consumer? Because in that cause, Im against its hacking, you know.

[ThaiLaothai]

i can see that this was meant for humor

[ThaiLaothai]

lol better than the first one ^_^

[JazzPocket]

that was really funny lol.

[smiley1830]

UR DEAD 187 IS COMING FOR YOU

[LeaRock151]

Uhh... Ok this is creepy...

[LeaRock151]

Link music...? Wat 

[wiijones]

I love you. i will saport you (some how?) i like tha shit you did on psn even know i disslike ps for the rong reasons :) and that shit you did in riaa was EPIC man. i would love to how to do what you do... RB :)

[AnonPressReleases]

Rofl. I can say you have the support of Anonymous in full for these videos.