I would love to have a recording of him saying something in every voice he does.
what a legend.
to the willy wavers, can you not even watch a comedy show without talking about the fight for oil or the war on terror or whatever you want to call it.
just watch the funny man and laugh if you find him funny ok.
"The Jews will get Hannukah and Passover, the Christians will get Christmas and Easter, and the Muslims will get Ramadan and that other holiday, Kaboom!"
I didn't like this stand-up the first time I started watching it, but now it has really grown on me and it gets better every time I watch it, and I can keep watching it, like Jim Gaffigan and Louis CK.
@Ayatanoaqui Come on. Americans can be dicks but us europeans arent too good either. We've got the Frech and English: The DICK parents of America. France is the annoying bitchy mom and England is the stuck up daddy. My teacher actually calls the American war of independence the ultimate custody battle between England and France: LOL. I'm Irish, by the way.
The Thieves from the USA will never be a world cup Championship. They stink at playing football.They call it world series when only them and Canada play baseball. I bet if they play against Cuba they 'll loose. Fuck The USA
@Dragon11730 Hero of the world? from one fucking delusional socio-path to another. Yeah him saying that American's are cheaters no surprise makes him a dick, but saying that you guys are heroes is just as dick-ish.
@willofthewater Completely agree with you. When were they EVER hero's? WWII? They joined at the very end when THEY were threatened. They cared so much about the Jews they waited until 1943 to start destroying the CC's. FYI, Dragon11730, WWII started in 1935. Seeing as you are brainless moron who probably can't count, that is 8 years.
@Dragon11730 "Hero of the world"? ...You call attacking another country due to oil a heroic act? You keep sticking your noses in other countries' business and trying to tell them what to do. ...The US doesn't own the world.
Well... when Yellowstone finally blows up, your days as a superpower will be over.
@DeltaSilver88 Attacked them for oil? You mean the country with a genocidal leader? Who was killing innocents with weapons BANNED by the Geneva conventions. The deaths of innocents IS our business you stupid fuck. I'm not saying we didn't do it all for that. Yes we wanted the oil, but we didn't want them dead. And of course the US doesn't own the world. The world hates us. Why? Because we are the ONE country on this whole goddamn world that actually allows FREEDOM, and stops innocent death.
@Dragon11730 history has proven that the u.s has killed more civilians than they have saved or protected, usually in the name of "freedom". this is fact, not opinion. the illusion of freedom is what exists in your country. do you really believe that the u.s. military industrial complex or the american public as a whole really cared about the mustard gasing of kurds? no, it's a great media excuse for invasion.no oil in bosnia, right? same reason for planning 9/11, THAT'S why you're hated.
@Dragon11730 (cont) you make the death of innocents your biz because it's good PR. the u.s has shit on the geneva convention since it has existed, so, nice try. you're hated because, along with china, you're the only country that actively seeks to expand an empire for the purposes of global control...but the chinese have a mystical culture dating to b.c. times, you guys had a lost italian slaughter the natives before enslaving africans to enrich yourselves. slavery was worse than the holocaust.
@jdbankshot Are you fuckin reatarded!? Good PR is a part, but ALL countries do that shit head. Bosnia? We were there dumbass! We STOPPED the use of mustard gas. What fuckin shithole America-hating country are from? And America has killed the most civilians in history? Where the fuck are you getting your facts!? Germany, Turkey, China, Russia, Britain, and France just to name a FEW, are all countries who have higher civilian deaths than us. America is far from perfect but its better than others.
@Dragon11730 ya, mmmkay, whatever makes you sleep better at night.... i'm fully aware that my views(which are, sadly for you, based on fact) may not be popular, neither was washington at one time... the man, not the city. having valid issues against a gov. & it's foreign policies does not mean i dislike the people...from artists to plumbers, most of you are just real cool & decent folk. i wanted to praise robin williams, then i saw some gung-ho shit that i couldn't resist. 4 insults in yr post..
@jdbankshot lol. Good "game" dude. I thought I was legit pissin you off. We both have points and facts that are correct. America is a great country full of great people, but it has many faults and corruptions. As do all countries. Lets agree to disagree. Deal? Just watch what you say about the whole murder thing though. My cousin is in Afghanistan. Good match again. Good fight. Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Great New Year.
@Dragon11730 all good, very seasoned greetings to you ! nothing & nobody approaches perfection. state-sanctioned killing during a war that may not have been necessary could constitute murder, but hey, who are we compared to 5 star generals, right? i thought your country's biggest source of pride was the first amendment... therefore, i will not watch what i say. if your cuz is in afghanistan as an infantry soldier, he is as much of a murderer as the u.s. goons that planned 9/11. sorrytruthhurts.
@slickbramer ok, so, some person that has never met me or conversed with me on a personal level believes that i know nothing about , get this, TRUTH. thank you so much, mysterious youtube hero, for setting me straight. something was missing until now. ah, yes, those who know it all have come to my rescue! speakin' of clues, do you ever review world history without the stars and stripes rammed way up your brainwashed rectum? ya, didn't think so. do you know who webster was & did in his lifetime?
@jdbankshot you are a funny person :) You are very welcome. Should you ever need help with anything else, please let me know! Oh, for future reference, not all of us have "brainwashed rectum"s. Some of us don't think with our butts. It was a good analogy though, and you definitely should think about that one. Don't think too hard though, you might get constipated :/
@slickbramer ooohhhh... one whole week of loose, runny shits will delay replies to these folks that know me oh so well. ya, i'm well aware that not all of you are brainwashed, but why bring it up? you seem to wallow in your lack of brain-power & you wear it like a comfy blankie. sarcasm aside, my original post to you was entirely appropriate & accurate. nice try with the insult, but, in review, you're pauly shore to my george carlin. now, slowly remove enema & insert into your throat.
@slickbramer weak. epic fail, tool. pray for your own cock exiting your own anus as you slowly remove your fingertips from your ears. man, i just dangled a juicy carrot in front of your donkey mouth & you ran like carl lewis on meth. pray for this .!.
@Dragon11730 Our responsibility? No one declared us supreme world police. I think someone with better judgement should make the call as to who does what to stop that kind of stuff becuase we are very interested in oil to the point that we cause much more harm than good now. Most of the hate is becuase we have over 180 military bases in foreign countries. How would you feel if China had a base in Florida?
@MUDSWAT That's possible, but he says the exact same thing in every city he performed this in. If he improvs, then he definitely remembers everything he says very well.
@bahaanaldo Perhaps he has Asperger's syndrome? We Aspies have an incredibly good memory, sometimes even photographic.
For ex, I've got an interest in mythology. I can remember the names of all Norse gods, most Greek and Egyptian ones, some Celtic and Roman and a few Japanese, Finnish and Hindu. I can also recite some myths, an average 10 from the big mythologies and an average 2 from the smaller ones.
@DeltaSilver88 I guess that's likely. But I think since he's a professional and has done this so many times, it's embedded in his memory. Now that I've watched more, I realize it is a bit different in lots of parts, so it makes sense that he's just going off the topics.
@DeltaSilver88 Yes, I think he does have Aspergers or something similar, maybe slight autism. I suffer from autism myself... I can recite every name in the phone book, numbers etc.
And for Jerusalem I've got a plan it called a timeshare like Miami Jews'll get Hanakuh and passover. Christians will get Christmas and Easter. And Muslims will have Ramadan and that other holiday... KA Boom
This is certainly some comic gold, but if you can catch the stuff from the "Good Morning, Vietnam!" days, THEN you would see how insane he was.. absolutely epic, but it's a good thing that he is staying off the coke.. lol
It is so much harder to understand some of the jokes for non-usa-citizens. F.ex I don't know who's Tonya Harding or joke with that first couple of Utah ^^ But I laugh sooo hard at the rest and I love the humor although I didn't expect Robin Williams to swear this much ;D
It is so much harder to understand some of the jokes for non-usa-citizen. F.ex I don't know who's Tonya Harding or joke with that first couple of Utah ^^ But I laugh sooo hard at the rest and I love the humor although I didn't expect Robin Williams to swear this much ;D
"If they did they would only have left field and no one would be safe!" -_-" im sry i dnt really understand that one can someone please explain it to me
Bam mother fucker!
Jermeister006 1 week ago
I dont like him using the word is retarded from Texas or in general. It can be very offensive
loveshistory012 3 weeks ago
@loveshistory012 Seriously, with everything he says during this entire show you whine about retarded??
zander222888 13 hours ago
I think he just confused Freddy Kruger for Jason Vorhees...
RhythmGrizz 1 month ago 3
@RhythmGrizz That was part of the joke itself
TerrorofDeath1229 1 month ago
I would love to have a recording of him saying something in every voice he does.
what a legend.
to the willy wavers, can you not even watch a comedy show without talking about the fight for oil or the war on terror or whatever you want to call it.
just watch the funny man and laugh if you find him funny ok.
pauleybezzer999 2 months ago
lol try watching this with the speech recognition software running, they're waaaay off
venomrampantlion 3 months ago
He like drinks water for the first time or he had a HUGE hangover
Oliversi 3 months ago
can someone explain the french left field joke please
MrStarkiller2010 3 months ago
@MrStarkiller2010 the "big joke" is that the French are super liberal, so "left field" means like... "liberal field." ^^
mokshalovely 3 months ago
@MrStarkiller2010 thanks
MrStarkiller2010 3 months ago
"Go sit on Santa's lap Timmy." *BZZZZT*
EPIC
indestruct1bl3 3 months ago 2
Too much commercial time!! Too many white men dancing on the field! Moving away, Moving away! xD
Danidevange 4 months ago
"The Jews will get Hannukah and Passover, the Christians will get Christmas and Easter, and the Muslims will get Ramadan and that other holiday, Kaboom!"
Fuck that is GOLD!
Shangas 4 months ago 3
DONT BE AFRAAIIIIDD EHHH!
Sabie0 4 months ago
I didn't like this stand-up the first time I started watching it, but now it has really grown on me and it gets better every time I watch it, and I can keep watching it, like Jim Gaffigan and Louis CK.
foodonface 4 months ago
YELLOW CARD!!!! Two yellow cards: RED CARD!!!! Wait three yellow cards: GREEN CARD!!!!! XDDDDDD
AnimeNut1000 4 months ago
dead man hopping cookie
dillbokfilms 5 months ago
i think he meant Jason Vorhees not Freddy Cruger haha :)
MrKlecmanStudios 5 months ago
Great Post Mate
WarriorMigs24 5 months ago
Why didn't you call me after the Mexico game?
Fucking hilarious!
BrownEyedGirl5643 5 months ago
wooooooo AR best place ever!
bluecheeselol 5 months ago
The French don't have a baseball team. If they did, they would only have left field and no one would be safe!
elbronco80 6 months ago
I'm Texan. I'M OFFENDED. But I still love you Robin.
TinyTink006 6 months ago
@TinyTink006 I'm a Texan too, but that shit's HILARIOUS! Bad part is...most of it's true.
kurayami32 6 months ago 23
10 people are damaged people who missed the like button.
scottabreitbarth 6 months ago
"Where is Tanya Harding when you NEED HER?!"
She's on "World's Dumbest"! XD
Reaperluver 6 months ago 3
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in a gay mafia is it a good thing or a bad thing to get "whacked"?
hackerchubs 6 months ago
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hackerchubs 6 months ago
"How like life: they fucked up. I give it to them."
Halo1138 6 months ago 2
Fairy Godfather ''does my ass look big in this?''
niloh96 7 months ago 2
"We got those shows....We don't film them..."
OMG thats funny!!
phinfan1972 7 months ago
if the french would play baseball they'd only have left field and none would be safe
=D
lejanni 7 months ago
Okay! He has one testicle, he's areodynamic!
Talucci34 7 months ago
@Talucci34 EVERYBODY CUT OFF YOUR BALLS YOU'LL BE QUCKER DO IT!
rickb93 5 months ago 4
the gay mafia
crayonfish2 7 months ago
"Go sit on Santa's lap Timmy!" XD
kellyFrecklescollins 8 months ago
After all that water, they held the after party in the men's restroom.
Theroha 8 months ago 4
im from Texas and i love it!! :D
hybridpyro90 8 months ago
anybody know what the la greting means?
LORDAKIRA2019 8 months ago
9 people didn't get an alcohol swab
overratedusername 8 months ago
8 people were too dumb to stop watching after the first one....
drok512 8 months ago
"Go sit on Santa's lap, Timmy. BZZT"
hahahahahahahahhahahaha
geover330 9 months ago 5
Actually Lance was using illegal enhancement drugs.No surprise the USA are cheaters.
Ayatanoaqui 9 months ago
@Ayatanoaqui I should take offense to this since I'm from America...But I think it's just too true sadly enough.
VenusTears666 9 months ago
@Ayatanoaqui Come on. Americans can be dicks but us europeans arent too good either. We've got the Frech and English: The DICK parents of America. France is the annoying bitchy mom and England is the stuck up daddy. My teacher actually calls the American war of independence the ultimate custody battle between England and France: LOL. I'm Irish, by the way.
KingOwnage123 8 months ago 18
@KingOwnage123 no shock
Dragon11730 8 months ago in playlist badass
@KingOwnage123 we're all humans bro, we're more alike than we think
Destructerator 1 day ago
The Thieves from the USA will never be a world cup Championship. They stink at playing football.They call it world series when only them and Canada play baseball. I bet if they play against Cuba they 'll loose. Fuck The USA
Ayatanoaqui 9 months ago
@Ayatanoaqui
lol. u mad?
themadmallard 9 months ago
@Ayatanoaqui Go fuck yourself and your country. Who's the last superpower? The hero of the world? Oh yea, the US. Fuck off.
Dragon11730 8 months ago in playlist badass
@Dragon11730 Hero of the world? from one fucking delusional socio-path to another. Yeah him saying that American's are cheaters no surprise makes him a dick, but saying that you guys are heroes is just as dick-ish.
Trololololol
willofthewater 8 months ago
@willofthewater Completely agree with you. When were they EVER hero's? WWII? They joined at the very end when THEY were threatened. They cared so much about the Jews they waited until 1943 to start destroying the CC's. FYI, Dragon11730, WWII started in 1935. Seeing as you are brainless moron who probably can't count, that is 8 years.
bowserhunter1 8 months ago
@bowserhunter1 WW2 started in 1939.
Sparty171 6 months ago
@Dragon11730 "Hero of the world"? ...You call attacking another country due to oil a heroic act? You keep sticking your noses in other countries' business and trying to tell them what to do. ...The US doesn't own the world.
Well... when Yellowstone finally blows up, your days as a superpower will be over.
DeltaSilver88 3 months ago
@DeltaSilver88 Attacked them for oil? You mean the country with a genocidal leader? Who was killing innocents with weapons BANNED by the Geneva conventions. The deaths of innocents IS our business you stupid fuck. I'm not saying we didn't do it all for that. Yes we wanted the oil, but we didn't want them dead. And of course the US doesn't own the world. The world hates us. Why? Because we are the ONE country on this whole goddamn world that actually allows FREEDOM, and stops innocent death.
Dragon11730 3 months ago
@Dragon11730 history has proven that the u.s has killed more civilians than they have saved or protected, usually in the name of "freedom". this is fact, not opinion. the illusion of freedom is what exists in your country. do you really believe that the u.s. military industrial complex or the american public as a whole really cared about the mustard gasing of kurds? no, it's a great media excuse for invasion.no oil in bosnia, right? same reason for planning 9/11, THAT'S why you're hated.
jdbankshot 2 months ago
@Dragon11730 (cont) you make the death of innocents your biz because it's good PR. the u.s has shit on the geneva convention since it has existed, so, nice try. you're hated because, along with china, you're the only country that actively seeks to expand an empire for the purposes of global control...but the chinese have a mystical culture dating to b.c. times, you guys had a lost italian slaughter the natives before enslaving africans to enrich yourselves. slavery was worse than the holocaust.
jdbankshot 2 months ago
@jdbankshot Are you fuckin reatarded!? Good PR is a part, but ALL countries do that shit head. Bosnia? We were there dumbass! We STOPPED the use of mustard gas. What fuckin shithole America-hating country are from? And America has killed the most civilians in history? Where the fuck are you getting your facts!? Germany, Turkey, China, Russia, Britain, and France just to name a FEW, are all countries who have higher civilian deaths than us. America is far from perfect but its better than others.
Dragon11730 2 months ago
@Dragon11730 ya, mmmkay, whatever makes you sleep better at night.... i'm fully aware that my views(which are, sadly for you, based on fact) may not be popular, neither was washington at one time... the man, not the city. having valid issues against a gov. & it's foreign policies does not mean i dislike the people...from artists to plumbers, most of you are just real cool & decent folk. i wanted to praise robin williams, then i saw some gung-ho shit that i couldn't resist. 4 insults in yr post..
jdbankshot 2 months ago
@jdbankshot lol. Good "game" dude. I thought I was legit pissin you off. We both have points and facts that are correct. America is a great country full of great people, but it has many faults and corruptions. As do all countries. Lets agree to disagree. Deal? Just watch what you say about the whole murder thing though. My cousin is in Afghanistan. Good match again. Good fight. Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Great New Year.
Dragon11730 2 months ago 3
@Dragon11730 all good, very seasoned greetings to you ! nothing & nobody approaches perfection. state-sanctioned killing during a war that may not have been necessary could constitute murder, but hey, who are we compared to 5 star generals, right? i thought your country's biggest source of pride was the first amendment... therefore, i will not watch what i say. if your cuz is in afghanistan as an infantry soldier, he is as much of a murderer as the u.s. goons that planned 9/11. sorrytruthhurts.
jdbankshot 2 months ago
@jdbankshot I think you still need to learn what Webster says about "truth." Because you don't have a clue dude.
slickbramer 1 month ago
@slickbramer ok, so, some person that has never met me or conversed with me on a personal level believes that i know nothing about , get this, TRUTH. thank you so much, mysterious youtube hero, for setting me straight. something was missing until now. ah, yes, those who know it all have come to my rescue! speakin' of clues, do you ever review world history without the stars and stripes rammed way up your brainwashed rectum? ya, didn't think so. do you know who webster was & did in his lifetime?
jdbankshot 4 weeks ago
@jdbankshot you are a funny person :) You are very welcome. Should you ever need help with anything else, please let me know! Oh, for future reference, not all of us have "brainwashed rectum"s. Some of us don't think with our butts. It was a good analogy though, and you definitely should think about that one. Don't think too hard though, you might get constipated :/
slickbramer 3 weeks ago
@slickbramer ooohhhh... one whole week of loose, runny shits will delay replies to these folks that know me oh so well. ya, i'm well aware that not all of you are brainwashed, but why bring it up? you seem to wallow in your lack of brain-power & you wear it like a comfy blankie. sarcasm aside, my original post to you was entirely appropriate & accurate. nice try with the insult, but, in review, you're pauly shore to my george carlin. now, slowly remove enema & insert into your throat.
jdbankshot 2 weeks ago
@jdbankshot unfortunately I believe the shit came from your mouth right there...sorry buddy. I'll pray for you.
slickbramer 2 weeks ago
@slickbramer weak. epic fail, tool. pray for your own cock exiting your own anus as you slowly remove your fingertips from your ears. man, i just dangled a juicy carrot in front of your donkey mouth & you ran like carl lewis on meth. pray for this .!.
jdbankshot 2 weeks ago
@Dragon11730 Our responsibility? No one declared us supreme world police. I think someone with better judgement should make the call as to who does what to stop that kind of stuff becuase we are very interested in oil to the point that we cause much more harm than good now. Most of the hate is becuase we have over 180 military bases in foreign countries. How would you feel if China had a base in Florida?
whitefire1997 1 week ago
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Maybe this too high brow for me. I don't get it. It just seemed like unfunny corporate humor.
xar51 9 months ago
Maybe this too high brow for me. I don't get it. It just seemed like wacky corporate humor.
xar51 9 months ago
go sit on Santa's lap Timmy, ZZap! lmfao! way to funny!!!!!!!!!
crazy57man 10 months ago
"GIVE ME THAT MEDAL YOU FRENCH WHOREEEE!!!"
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flippantexplosiYw 10 months ago
4:34 - :50 Robin on why there're no 'spanish' hockey players.
027220 10 months ago
04:55 - 05:10 ...
Italians
:)
RomaniaTricolor 10 months ago
go sit on santa's lap timmy...
ZAP
fettfan91 10 months ago
GIVE ME THAT MEDAL YOU FRENCH WHORE!
lol XD
MissLucyBoomer 11 months ago 12
ramadan is not a holiday
chic1en 11 months ago
True of Texas cuz I live there XD
Mrphe3000 11 months ago
"YOU CALL THIS QUICHE?!"
"Shut up, Bitch! You're inside now! You're mine!" LMAO! Fucking Brilliant!!
xrusalkax 11 months ago 23
OMG I LOVE 8:36
LilRedCherry94 11 months ago
Robin Williams did not write this stuff down.... He goes on with a list of topics and he just freestyles/improvises the rest.
MUDSWAT 11 months ago 24
@MUDSWAT That's possible, but he says the exact same thing in every city he performed this in. If he improvs, then he definitely remembers everything he says very well.
bahaanaldo 3 months ago
@bahaanaldo Perhaps he has Asperger's syndrome? We Aspies have an incredibly good memory, sometimes even photographic.
For ex, I've got an interest in mythology. I can remember the names of all Norse gods, most Greek and Egyptian ones, some Celtic and Roman and a few Japanese, Finnish and Hindu. I can also recite some myths, an average 10 from the big mythologies and an average 2 from the smaller ones.
DeltaSilver88 3 months ago
@DeltaSilver88 I guess that's likely. But I think since he's a professional and has done this so many times, it's embedded in his memory. Now that I've watched more, I realize it is a bit different in lots of parts, so it makes sense that he's just going off the topics.
bahaanaldo 3 months ago
@DeltaSilver88 Yes, I think he does have Aspergers or something similar, maybe slight autism. I suffer from autism myself... I can recite every name in the phone book, numbers etc.
HwoarangCCC 2 months ago
IT'S CHEMOTHERAPY YOU LITTLE TOED SUCKER!!!
christiandrummer93 1 year ago 8
7:08 - :13 Gimme that medal you french w!
027220 1 year ago 2
YOU CALL THIS QUICHE!?
Shut up bitch! Your inside now your mine!
Fricking awesome
Honeyangel101 1 year ago 8
i can watch this over and over again and ill still laugh!!
kirbymcc1812 1 year ago
And for Jerusalem I've got a plan it called a timeshare like Miami Jews'll get Hanakuh and passover. Christians will get Christmas and Easter. And Muslims will have Ramadan and that other holiday... KA Boom
Freaking Hilarious
killercat788 1 year ago 3
this is FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!
noscoper121 1 year ago 2
" The french dont play base ball and if they did there would only be left field and no one would be safe!!" LOL
tess8110 1 year ago 2
can someone please explain the french baseball joke... i have just never understood it
wershasherma 1 year ago
@wershasherma me either
penguin1818 1 year ago
God, I love how he jumps all over the place, it's so insane! Lol
ShadeoftheRaven 1 year ago 4
Everyone cut off your balls, you will be quicker!
DO IT!
Don't be afraid, eh!
Halo1138 1 year ago 2
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this is so funny i laugh alot
vampsrock1992 1 year ago
this is so funny i laugh so hard
vampsrock1992 1 year ago
this is so funny i laughg so hard
vampsrock1992 1 year ago
Robin Williams is GOD
captain205 1 year ago 3
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I don't think its water..
96Trixstan 1 year ago
lol when he said freddy crueger i think he meant jason vourheese with the hockey mask (excuse my spelling i dont now how to spell there names)
Markus1069 1 year ago
@Markus1069 Not really, he knows the difference, he's just playing on the idea that the Spanish Hockey player didn't. It just adds more to the joke.
Nirvash89 1 year ago 3
There will never ever be anough Robin Williams is the best
WarriorMigs24 1 year ago
okayyyy whats your name? turn around!! whats your fuckin name?!?! why didnt you call me after the mexico game?
crazyryryryan 1 year ago 4
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WarriorMigs24 1 year ago
This is certainly some comic gold, but if you can catch the stuff from the "Good Morning, Vietnam!" days, THEN you would see how insane he was.. absolutely epic, but it's a good thing that he is staying off the coke.. lol
nofxer 1 year ago 9
What's your name? Why didn't you call me after the Mexico game?
bluesboy25000 1 year ago 5
Robin Williams Is HILARIOUS
Jzwagz1r 1 year ago 119
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WarriorMigs24 1 year ago
he said freddie kruger instead of jason vorhees... but its friggin robin williams?
YUFUSLAM 1 year ago 3
@YUFUSLAM Jason's exploitive anyway.
027220 7 months ago
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Can't stand this guy... didn't crack a smirk :/ What audience does this appeal to?
xjtbarnesx 1 year ago
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It is so much harder to understand some of the jokes for non-usa-citizens. F.ex I don't know who's Tonya Harding or joke with that first couple of Utah ^^ But I laugh sooo hard at the rest and I love the humor although I didn't expect Robin Williams to swear this much ;D
90Christin 1 year ago
It is so much harder to understand some of the jokes for non-usa-citizen. F.ex I don't know who's Tonya Harding or joke with that first couple of Utah ^^ But I laugh sooo hard at the rest and I love the humor although I didn't expect Robin Williams to swear this much ;D
90Christin 1 year ago
@90Christin lol i totally get what you mean, i just stared blankly at the screen becoz i had no idea what he was talking about :P
LittleMizzRandom 1 year ago
wooooah. . he is a hairy mofo
69NYHM 1 year ago
I like to consider it more like severe companion...
Brilliant!
rantingtiger 1 year ago
"YOU CALL THIS KEISH?!?"
"It's Chemotherapy, you little Toad Sucker!"
"At that point I'm going, ' Where is Tonya Harding when you need her?' "
"Go sit on Santa's lap, Timmy! *bzzzz*"
ROFLMMFAO! XD
Reaperluver 1 year ago 4
screw the french
Bigtexas9 1 year ago
You'de sweat to under those lights & that active performance. He is hot!.That's why were watchin. Have a good one. Comedy is good for your health.
freekingenious 1 year ago
Fucking cracked up at 5:44
AdamskaAshamdov 1 year ago
*French accent* "Oh give it to them. They are damaged people."
"Thank you for the ball!!!! I got a ball!!"
ROFL!!!!
SpideyAlex101 1 year ago 5
"If they did they would only have left field and no one would be safe!"
I don't get it. lol :(
bob206892 1 year ago 2
hahahah xD 8:27 wow that joke owned my lungs
Xxken101xX 1 year ago
omg this is really hilarious!
RebelRose63 1 year ago
yes i drink a lot water myself
WarriorMigs24 1 year ago
when you preform like him you sweat a lot
thedragon3494 1 year ago 2
I was drinking apple juice when he mentioned the french baseball team.... I think I've permanently stained my shirt!
powerofanime1 1 year ago 3
most comedians have one glass of water, he has 20 bottles minimum xD
HeartlessAngie1508 1 year ago
Well of corse the french fuck with us while canadians are playing. the 2 lauguanges there are english and french lol.
castlead213 1 year ago
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WarriorMigs24 1 year ago
omg there is no serious part in his show....just joke after joke after joke, can't even rest for a bit XD
brilliant man!
mihaimoldo 1 year ago
@ublmeister . . .and I think he sips so he doesnt blow out his bladder on stage?
AscendingVibes 1 year ago 2
Williams is one foul mouth puke. Wonder how "funny" his show would be if he wasn't so foul, crass, and crude. You like it? You have issues! Lmao.
quemo2009 1 year ago
@quemo2009 he doesnt have to be crude to be funny. on talk shows he doesnt curse and he had ellen and me laughing in stitches crying./
YourOasis97 1 year ago
@quemo2009 right..because of /course/ only things that /you/ like could possibly be funny. Shut the fuck up.
lavaheadlvr1369 1 year ago
Freddy Krugar doesn\t have a mask, Jason does... i think he got them mixed up, but great show... :D
inuyashas22 1 year ago
@inuyashas22 Jason'sexploitation, I take Michael Myers.
027220 1 year ago 2
Bring your wives oops! come one down! :p
TheKwachner227 1 year ago
"the Canadians, they skate perfectly, eh?" :D
hetasuzume 1 year ago
"and you Freddy Krueger bitch take off the mask motherfucker!" LMAO
hetasuzume 1 year ago
and you should see him play a muder he real good that why he said that thing about the whatever
alanaroseoliver 1 year ago
he drinks alot of water cuz he has kotton mouth.....he smokes weed
hersheykiss12vmc 1 year ago
Why won't you stop Robin?
Nimnoms 1 year ago
6:26 ive seen a lot of people do that in L.A.
tussler21557 1 year ago
Lmao! Green Card XD Is it sad when a 15 year old gets ALL of his Joke Refrences XD?
deathangelbear 2 years ago
i feel so young, i dont get half his references
TinfoiL5956 2 years ago
You call this Keish!?!?!?! lmfao
blazenrae08 2 years ago 5
i like the hockey part..."motherfucker,im going to cut you all down!!!and you freddy kruger bitch!take of the mask motherfucker!" its fucking funny
obliviochamp5986 2 years ago 3
HE HAS ONE TESTICAL HE'S ARODYNAMIC
EVERYBODY CUT OFF YOUR BALLS YOu'LL BE QUICKER
DO IT
DONT BE SCARED
Hockeyguy8541 2 years ago 7
You little toad sucker..... LMAO
Unknown7485 2 years ago
SHHHHH
theres a gay mafia
SHHHHHH
lmfao
Hockeyguy8541 2 years ago 2
rofl
take ur finger outta my ass cause im leavin' uuuu behiiinnd
lmfao
Hockeyguy8541 2 years ago 4
"If they did they would only have left field and no one would be safe!" -_-" im sry i dnt really understand that one can someone please explain it to me
toshiro130 2 years ago 3
"And I know the definition of retarded in Texas is pretty wide..." lmao!
CM907AK 2 years ago 5
i about fell outa my chair when he said "Go sit on Santa's lap timmy......zzzzz"
JesseLC18 2 years ago 4
" go sit on santas lap timmy .... ZZZZT " xD
GxLxIxDxExR 2 years ago 6
ok he has 1 testicle he's aerodynamic everybody cut of your balls you'll be quicker
haha rofl great line!
hellfire195 2 years ago 2
"This is Bastile Day, alors!"
LOL
I will always love Robin, he's fantastic!
LadyTwenties 2 years ago
"Oooohhhhhh take your finger outta my ass 'cause I'm leavin' you behind!"
NJNJNJNJNJNJ 2 years ago 2
If you're gonna quote a comedian, at least know what the fuck he said!
hattrickman32 2 years ago
is it just me or does Robin Williams drink A LOT of water?
MrGoldengrunge 2 years ago 192
@MrGoldengrunge
because he yells, does impressions, and says A LOT of stuff
of course he drinks a lot
Hockeyguy8541 2 years ago
@MrGoldengrunge You ever been under stage lights? They are hotter than hell.
Alzarian 1 year ago 2
@MrGoldengrunge It is the same on ''Live at Met'' He drinks a lot of waters, probably just because he talks a lot and fast.
marcingrochala1 1 year ago
@MrGoldengrunge the ones that he sips are actually vodka
he was very alchoholic at this point
ublmeister 1 year ago
@ublmeister lol are you sure about that? Judging by the amount of sweat and moisture lost from talking . . .I think he needs water, not vodka?
AscendingVibes 1 year ago