Smooth Man Leaves Voicemail

[proszel]

Are they now happily married?

[madflava76]

I doubt he looks like George Clooney...

[KodeLiMe]

@madflava76 Yes, but in his mind, he IS George Clooney...

[zerkpure]

What a big ego'ed cunt

[stjones911]

That was Anthony Weiner using a pseudonym!

[ILoveItalianGirls90]

i love this guy!

[MorganRoseStonelake]

'I'm one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with him"

this guy has an ego the size of a amphitheater...

girls go for jerks

[BlackWinter6G6]

that guys the real american psycho

[jimmyjohnson691]

he probably gets no pussy

im serious i used to be like that

but here is the key. dont talk alot

he be talkin 2 much like a bitch

[k3rry10]

do voicemails really let u record such a long msg :S lol

[dan09z]

Nearly wte myself laughing comical hahaha

[Mykbibby]

Now I'll ussyoom. I'll ussyoom you've left work. 2:25

[mwloos1]

Good. Could have left out the part about being approached 6-7 times a day....Woman hate arrogance. Not that smooth, a lot of uhms and ahs.

[PsychLion]

working on a movie script lol

[cleide97]

You're kidding!

:)

[MrToronto2009]

THIS VOICEMAIL IS BY NONE OTHER THAN DIMITRI THE LOVER. There is a movie being made about this notorious seduction guru by Hollywood producer Brad Goodman (he worked on Borat, Bruno, Religulous). The trailer for the movie can be found by searching YouTube for "Dimitri The Lover Teaser Trailer"

[mmmmmcake]

If I ever meet this guy, I'll kick him in the groin.

[linkdoinga]

he took iq test results came back negative

[elit34]

he has something wrong with him, and he's doing it right there lol.

[rubenm510]

hes a jew, jew jew jew jew. :(

[fulysikm8]

Ha ha! They played this on our radio station in Australia! A shame that such a wank can cause so much attention!

[2hot4allofu]

who the FUCK does this guy think he isssss?!??? he is living is his own fucking world haha wow what a fag

[trustom654987]

lol hteres a guy in my class that woudl so do shit like this.  hes fail as fuck.

[allycookie2009]

This guy is retarded, does he really think talking to a woman like that is going to get him a girl???? think again. you might get someone with a low self esteem and likes how he says she's elegant but otherwise, he's going to be lonely.

[khaled6776]

his so down to earth loooool not :P

[Ursella999]

What a douche bag.

[germenbabe2078]

he is going be a wife beater.

[angryteabag]

i bet he wants a docters note telling him why she didnt want to call back

she was sick of him

[iLipSync]

WIN.

[charisma0182]

Oh, this guy again, he's fucking terrible.

[jstagrl22]

WOW. I would say this guy needs to get over himself, but that would be the understatement of the century.

[durinj]

YEAH! but rule #1 and 2 is obvious

[sajbrown]

Dimitri the lover actually gets MONEY for teaching social awkward guys and a few creeps for a living.

[GGkinz]

LOOOL

and since when does having a psychological issue make u unnormal? If That dude is "Normal" then hell I hope we all have issues!

[jcavaliere10]

LMFAO what a fagget !

[typ0graphy]

this guy is fucking annoying. what a creep

[crazyguy1913]

LOL saying you can get ladies, does not help.

[mkoerss]

hahhaha. This is real. He does Love Guru training! One of his poor students basically jumped me, told me I was elegant, and said we should meet for coffee (keep in mind I'm 19 and he was minimum 35) and handed me a business card with an email and a statement that he passed Dimitri's love guru course as an honours students.

To think he's educating people and letting them loose in Toronto!

[Daedatheus]

About when did this happen? Poor TO - I come back to my city and there's a garbage strike and students of this douchebag running around...

The business card is an especially ridiculous touch. Props to these guys for being so blissfully unaware of how much of douchebags they are

[riotgearhead]

An embarrassment to all guys.

[AColanF6]

Dan Levy is awesome!

DOOP is awesome!

[Carlie200858]

thats the only reason i'm here

[typ0graphy]

hahahah same

[damnyouspoon]

wtf. he's giving this girl a deadline? uhh..i wonder if he got her or not. this guy is sure as hell cocky T_T and he went way overboard with the whole psychological issue stuff

[monstermush12]

DANIELLE KLUDASH IS A TOTAL BABE

[hima1a]

LMAO. yeah you're great catch alright.

[hima1a]

in fact i'm one of the few men in the city who has NOTHING WRONG with them.

[Greeky009]

this malaka is a dick head can you say buddy got problems .. 3pm thursday if you don't call forget it ok ... lol...

[bnikolaou1975]

Oh Dimitir, you give Greek men a bad name world wide! This has GOT to be a joke LMAO

[Canadiana79]

hahaha. This guy has issues... Who in their right mind says this kind of stuff ??? Obv'ly she didn't wanna talk to him :s So why would he even bother to call back ? ISSUUUUUUUES !!!!

[k3rry10]

ugh..neither would i..lmao.. "i am a complete catch" ??

[OnceElegantlyBound]

thank you once again dan levy

=)

[deaddiscoxo]

dan is the best! doop makes my lifeee:)

[iLikeBAMFs]

ever heard of 'dimitri the lover'?

and one who sees this type that^^^ into google... you'll understand lol

[Gw3nie]

i think he's the one with psychological issues... narsisistic!!

[pilzepie]

doop was greeeat this week

this guy is fxcken annoying i would tell him to fuck off

[GossipGurl999]

lmfao doop!!!

[Tawmie]

Wooh! Doop!

[24Scotian]

Doop there it is Dan Levy!!!

[crayonsandcoffee]

doooooop.

[akemp085]

Way to go Dan!! DOOP!!! So ridiculous, if this is real, I think "Demetri" should look into his own "psychological issues"! Too Funny!!

[exohamber15]

doop = love :)

<33

[ssre]

Lol, I'm here because of DOOP as well!

[abrvtn]

doooooop

[NickJJonasWife]

ahahahahahahaha he's a douche. lol

love you dan, and your doop :) :P

[DeadInTheFace]

i aint no holla back girl

[veronica1325]

haha good job dan

Doop = life xD

[natey33]

Ahhh Doop. lol

The second message is hilarious. Where does this guy get off? Nothing wrong with him? I doubt it.

[CanadianMetalian]

Hahaha this guy is so pathetic.

[mavsexiboi]

all doooop baby. dan u have influence...good job!

[JehssickaJo]

"Nobody says call me, hands a person business cards and then doesn't return calls"

She probably didn't think he'd turn out to be a total nut job.

[jelbean20]

it sounds like kenny from kenny vs. spenny

[MaddieMcCartney1]

Oh my god! The ending was shockingly hilarious! I love how he gives a deadline and rants on about physcological problems.

I love you, Dan!

[iheartdonuts]

i'm because of doop too :)

[Chilo42]

this guy is soooo nuts!!

[strangerwithkandie]

LMAO, i'm watching this because of DOOP too!

i love dan levy.

[Daynoo]

watching because of DOOP?

[AnthonyEllisHenry]

SAME HERE. LOL.

[brahkeen]

I heard this somewhere before.. I think it was on the news or something.. well he sounds like a stalker.. lol so that's probably why

[mufassa1992]

this is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

but this guy is seriously effed in the head RUN OLGA!!!!

[ireadurdiary]

I love when he says that "there is nothing wrong with me" lol. It is so sad that he is unaware of his psychological issues. the irony wow

[Summer0234]

omg. creep!

[KautiousKat]

Creeptastic. This makes my skin crawl!

[majooky]

HAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHA holy shit.

[MiZTermi]

omg!!! aaaaaaahhhh this makes me feel awkward

[ENINNALP]

his real name is curtis....

[Eight13]

WINNNNNNNNNN

[benzo193]

what an embaressment to men

[alast133]

lmaaaaaaaaaao

[jayinojales]

Yikes!! what a creep

[purplecockrooster]

5 Minute Voicemail....WOW

[EmmaKathy29]

oh my god! jac**ss!!

[alipoo21]

her name is Olga! lol

[SerinaTomoe]

I dunno, I think it sounds weird. It's creepy when he was like "It's Wednesday, I'm assuming you're at work" I DUNNO. In my opinion, that's creepy and pushy.

[heyitsme277]

i heard this on virgin radio

[iskanderbenamor]

Wow. What a catch. hahah.

[alipoo21]

wow

[GotHedley]

LMFAO omg.. this is weird.

[amyold]

Dimitri The Lover is his name, he is from Toronto. Google it and you will find his site its hilarious, hes a classy classy guy.

[cleide97]

I CANNOT BELIEVE THESE MESSAGES! is this really real??? OMG

[KodeLiMe]

As far as I know, it is! Isn't it crazy? When I first listened to it, I was like "What?!!!!" LOL

[tu4eva]

@KodeLiMe stuck up cow, y lead the man on?

[mkoerss]

@cleide97 It is real. One of his `students`came after me on the subway and gave me a business card titled "Pavel the Love" telling me he was a honours grad of Dimitri the Lover's sexual guru program. Hilarious.

[NeoPrometheus73]

Wow... nothing gets a lady you don't really know hotter than making ultimatums to return your call and suggesting they have a personality disorder if they don't.

This guy must be rolling in the cha-cha.

[KodeLiMe]

LOL right? I couldn't believe this message when I first heard it!

[1annam]

Sounds like someone that goes on craigslist. I'd stay away, he sounds desperate and that he has issues. Good luck