You Can't Do That On Television - Malls 2 (of 3)

[sockboogie]

loved this show.......the whole hood did (those lucky enough to have cable).

[campbellka]

Alasdair's logic at 0:13-0:39 makes perfect sense.

[atlagain]

27 years later...and I still remember all of these sketches quite vivdly. That's weird, right?

[SLjimbolian]

6:13

Watch Christine udder the word "SHIT"!

[SLjimbolian]

Ross reminds me of John Cleese's Canadian cousin.

[mosset4]

Use 2 love this show.... Man I'm old

[OperatorOscillation]

0:45-0:51 "sometimes it's so easy, i'm ashamed of myself"

oh my god, i have not heard that line in so so so long.

[counterstep]

Omg I remember this show. Damn I'm old!!!

[TheCrzymom]

omg what a flashback!! I watched this show religiously lmao.. gawwdd i feel old

[h193013]

"mom, you can't play video games with sandwhichs"

"can't you dear"

I don't get it

[IDrinkBatUrine]

@h193013 That's because you're an idiot.

[ltlush]

Ooopsie. Always thought they were calling him barf....and it was Barth!!!!

[ltlush]

Ha!!! Barf, forgot all about him.

[TimfromMKE]

Where's the first part

[bowwing333]

Whats this....clear blue water you speak of!?

[MeSoHorrrny]

I used to watch this naughty show when I was small. The sliming was always so fake. I liked the guy with the beer best.

[pattypopping]

Where's the vacations one!!! I just love seeing Christine in a swimsuit!!!

[ultimatemegadeath]

READY, AIM,...... wait a minute, wait a minute....

[fluffydolly]

lmao.....the great ol days of cable tv.....ycdtotv a true klassik of it's time.....!!!!!

[alyser100]

God help me but I still cant stand Lisa,love the show though!

[Tanru2000]

MEMORIES! :) Christine was cool!

[fluffydolly]

@Tanru2000 ....she's a babe....still!!!!

[parkman35]

Lisa Ruddy (the girl talking in the opening of this clip) is now a 42 year old married Woman with two children. She and her husband own a funeral home in Ottawa. She was on the show from beginning ('79) to end ('85). I always thought she was a cutie...

[sharall]

i used to have the biggest crush on Alistair. I wonder what he is doing now?

[MsNikki11]

@sharall He's a folk musician according to what I found on Google. Had a major crush on him, too.

[zangazoo2007]

Hey where is part one of this episode?

[sentstuff05]

Awwww, I remember loving this show as a kid. It actually holds up and is still funny!

[danny75461]

this show is funny

[tical2010]

Hahahahaha, Lisa thinks she's Micheal Jackson.  Hil-air-ee-us!

[j7x54]

lisa was a good person for christine to play off of.

[ILoveEmilee]

I love Christine "Moose" McGlade and Lisa Ruddy! They were the cornerstones of the show, PERIOD!

[silentmoviemusicfrk]

I grew up with this show. Some of it has weird sense of humor. I liked the dark haired girl who reminded me of Delta Burke/Linda Carter.

[benjie414]

nice beret 2:55

[monkeychunks1000]

I use to hang out at the video arcades all the time. what memories.

[Breeslave]

the teacher always looked like he spent his off hours molesting cocktail waitresses and smoking funny cigarettes! I wanted a three way with moose and lisa! I miss this show and it should be on DVD.

[upinflamezzz]

They should do a Where are they now of this show.

[mrhoosierboy812]

@upinflamezzz Barth died in 2009.......i cried for days!!!!!!!

[zangazoo2007]

@mrhoosierboy812 Les Lye was such a talented actor. Sad thing is that he passed not long after SlimeCon 09

[watsyorproblum41]

7:20, Lisa is a moelstor!

[bessemaboi20]

classic havent seen this show in years

[IVoNzIpPeRI]

......i dom't know........

[OOOLDSKOOOOOL]

anyone else remember the episode when moose has to wear a one piece bathing suit.. That capped my crush .. great show..

[pattypopping]

Dirk, didnt we all

[VanessaJLutz]

I always thought that mom w/ the curly red hair was really creepy and scary when I was little!! lol

[trumbachd1]

who plays the mom?

[VanessaJLutz]

IMDB says her name is Abby Hagyard... all i know is she scared me, lol.

[Rugratsfan]

lol so did I

[DirkDiggler1102]

Got cable in January of '86, this is one of the first shows I watched religiously. Had a big crush on Christine.

[ajones35]

I had a thing for lisa ruddy

[fluffydolly]

@DirkDiggler1102 .....christine was & is a babe!!!!

[aaronjacobwillman]

@DirkDiggler1102 ME TOO

[ignoranceandwant]

@DirkDiggler1102 I would gladly have broke my dick off in Moose. Even now.

[kgrueschowjr2010]

@DirkDiggler1102 - I had a crush on Lisa myself!

[99rhetbaboons]

These were the last days there was any room on tv (or movies) for wonkiness. The only programming for children features plastic, too perfect looking teenagers aping the mannerisms of their adult counter parts (typically, when kids are playing "news anchors"). So, so very lame.

[Xone7]

RIP Barth

[howardtheman]

Did Lisa just say crotch at 3:35?

[sonica02]

Crutch.

[howardtheman]

Sorry I have sex on the brain. LOL.

[ajones35]

Cant blame ya :)

[malfoy2]

Crutch lol

[fairy9023]

wow, this really brings back good memories..thanx for the post!

[RedDragon7777]

0:48 before Zack on Saved by the Bell!!

[apachette07]

I loved this show too. Even though I was born in '85 lol. They need to bring it back to Nick. I'd watch it now lol.

[uconnfan89771]

why did they always eat at Barfies if they knew how bad his burgers were?

[wheelz23]

this is so fkn great...brings back mems...thank fkn god for youtube hahahahahaha

[GreenPencil305]

Ruth looks like a female version of Christian Tessier.

Who, by the way, became a cast member in the later seasons.

[frankz00]

I used to be so hot for moose!

[landcommander1981]

I still am. :D

[princelywilliam]

seriously. ka-pow! moose hunting.

[luvablek]

ohhhhhhhhhh i used to LOVE this show!!!!!

[latifahcrazy]

christine is moose

[kljMN2]

I am lovin' these clips!

[RemyFasolla]

I just love the cracking voices, the laughing children, the correct diction, and the self-awareness -- who do you think is in the meat?

[1977kb0wqh1996]

I'll bet Jeffrey Dahmer laughed hysterically when he would hear them say the phrase "Who do you think is in the burgers?" WTF????

[tommysmalss]

It's amazing that it's like yesterday that I watched them as a kid. I remember them so well. Crazy.

[5050west]

the red hear looks like carrot top

[wyzarddana]

Thank you for this!!!!!!!!

[eme456]

this is great, used to watch this show in the mid 80's.

[OrganguyTim]

I loved this show. Who played Christine?

[GreenPencil305]

On this show, the cast play themselves.

[GreenPencil305]

Herself. On this show, all the characters are played by themselves.

[Jennie1616]

This is one of the best shows ever. It brings back good memories.

[coreyq]

"This is just the introduction to the opposites..."

I totally forgot about that!

[YCDTOYT]

Hi Every one that remembers You Can't Do That On television. Please click on over to us and subscribe to You Can't Do That On YouTube!

[Rwadams16]

Anyone know the name of this one show. I think her name was Evi or Ebie, I forget, but anyways she can freeze time and sh*t by putting her fingers together. ANY HELP?????

[JoeDivola78]

"Out of this world" is the name of the show

[jonpaulevans]

oh snap! Classic.  I had such a crush on that chick when I was little.

[AquariusMom05]

OMG!! I can't believe I found this. This show takes me back. "who do you think is in the burger"

[sonick808]

barth! omg, flashback

[tamerlanenj]

Moose was kinda hot.

[malfoy2]

Kinda? Very! I had a crush on her

[Gozer1122]

Ditto!

[willm243]

i can't believe i found this show classic!

[eman2129]

Where's Part One?

[SavCub]

When was the episode recorded? I don't recognize the commercial break insert.

[ssjup81]

SavCub: Probably the early 90s. I remember those commercial breaks.

[SurvivorPaul16]

I do not recognise them either. But I watched the 1st runs on CTV on Saturday mornings from 85-90 and the reruns on YTV after that. I never saw them on Nickolodeon.

[KillingJoke696]

i remembered this one too. i feel old to its been like 21 years.

[YCDTOYT]

Hi everyone, Don't be afraid to have a look at our new show. You Can't Do That On YouTube

[bskandelicious]

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!! i remember this one! i feel old! i always thought they said "about" wierd

[DeleteThisMF]

Damn I actually remember this episode LOL this show was the best

[lolatmarshall]

xD lol its still funny .

[QuentinDude]

lisa is like jan brady....jealous of christine's success hahahahhaahhahahahaha

[Libitina72]

haha..it makes sense

[katey1dog]

It's MOOSE!!!

[mochapacheaeenoque]

am i the only kid here?

[ElHypno2007]

Probably.

[mathewdeering]

"Sometimes it's so easy, I'm ashamed of myself." Flashbacks! lol!

[samantha11111]

Alistair Cooke was sooooooooo cute!

[670251304]

I LOVED this show! I can't believe I still remember all of these episodes!

[CadillacL]

This brings back SO many memories as a kid. The slime, water, locker jokes, etc. PLEASE put this omn DVD

[Mariolaur]

I was in love with this show!!! I want them all on DVD!!

[poohnpotterfan]

Me too!! I always wanted to name my first son Alisdair, after him. It was such a great show...I wish that they would put it out on DVD like they've been doing with old tv shows. Come on Nickelodeon!!! Think of all the money you could make off of us!! ;)

Man...we had such crappy taste in clothes in the 80's!!!! lol

[AwdreeHpburn]

OMG!! We used to watch this show religiously!! And I was soooo in-love with Alistair! lol

[SECgatorFAN]

Why don't they put this show on a dvd box set dam it?! Everyones right. Time does fly. Almost 25 years?!!! WOW!!! Enjoy your current life and age cause it'll be gone tomorrow. Lifes too freakin short. Hey BTW, which one was Alanis anyhow?

[ajones35]

She was the one with the real short hair and kinda looked like a boy

[StoicTwo]

This is the shit they need to bring back to t.v. cable waht ever!

-StoicUNO!

[duececaboose]

hey man where's Kubusheskie?!

[trillion1849]

He left the show in the Courage episode.

[bertfreez]

used to love this show and i cant say it anymore....please bring back the old canadian shows ytv....even if its only for a day

[MommaLinder]

i used to watch this show everyday after I got home from school!! I would get angry if the bus would take another route because I would miss it! haha~ omg!!

I was in pre-K!! and now I am married and a mom!! time flies!! so sad!!

youth is but a blink of an eye haha

[dogface1123]

I remember these cast members and skits almost like I just saw them yesterday! The premise of this show seemed stupid but actually it was very well written. Who can forget the cultural impact of green slime? Hard to believe it's been almost 25 years! This show was a lot of fun to watch even though I was in HS at the time. Good memories.

[tarprinkle]

Me and you both Ritt

[ritt75]

I used to have such a crush on christine.

[Libitina72]

I use to have a crush on Alisdair...LOL ;P

[AmandaSparks75]

Me too! Wonder how he looks now?

[SwirlyJune]

Why can't they start another channel with all of these shows.. nIkNIk niknik na NIk Niik Nik Nickelodeonnnnnn!!1 Then have the three singing dinosaurs go by...

[Eyedunno]

So good. Not as funny as when I was 9 or so, but still really damn good. "Who do you think's in the burger?!" The show went downhill without Alisdair though.

[djlamar2]

this so funny. every1 got slimed on here.

[3Bandit7]

What a great show! Wonder where these guys are now?

[meowmixx]

some of them made it huge .. alanis morisette for one

[X23109]

Viacom in no way owns the rights to this series. I think the station in Ottawa, Canada never gave up their rights to the series.

To my understanding their are a lot of unresolved royalty issues should this series ever make it back into syndication or onto DVD.

Again I don't see how Viacom has control over You Can't Do That On Television and I believe the series is still Canadian owned.

[platinum01]

well, viacom seems to disagree

[X23109]

Whatever. Ottawa may possibly still have the rights which would probably explain why the show never went into any form of syndication.

[qmoorman]

I haven't seen any of these clips in *YEARS*!!

[goaheadblockme]

How come Viacom only took the beginning and the end?

[bunnygal079]

omg I havent seen this in like 20 years lol.

Moose was rad and really pretty.I loved Ross(the dad character was always funny) and the slime was great...I remember watching this show and my mom thought it was weird.She'd say "those kids are gonna catch a cold with that water!" lol

[arom125]

Wow Christine was cute!!

[Schrelle]

I loved this show when I was a kid. I knew I could find it on YouTube.

[romescoe]

I used to LOVE this show!!!!

[Polishhottie1]

Man...this video brings back memories!

[apodino]

Lisa Ruddy was my favorite. She was so cute, plus I think she got watered more often than anyone. I think she enjoyed getting wet too.

[rascaldean]

love that hair

[toniezp]

I use to love this show when I was a kid!

[jayloo]

I'm so gonna move to Canada so I can get an awesome Canadian accent!

[DigitalPraise7]

i had a crush on Christine

[fl1992]

Actress Christine McGlade is A Very Pretty Girl!

[ignoranceandwant]

Since I saw at least two unrelated comments attesting to Christine's hotness, I will add:

She was utterly gorgeous. MWAH!

[fl1992]

Actress Christine McGlade AKA Moose is a very cute canadian woman!

[mmoran3]

wow i feel old!!!! i used to watch this religiously!!!!!DAMN

[charleskusiak12]

I remember back in the day that my father would NEVER let us watch this programme because he was personally offended by the way the adult characters were portrayed. Of course, my father didn't have much of a sence of humour, even today (he hates the Internet with a vengeance to boot)

[bobfin]

Comment !

[oforamuseoffire]

I love their Canadian accents!! So cute! And can you beat that laugh track? What a trip.

[YCDTOYT]

Hi we brought the show back to life. Please have a look: )

[johnmaylivesv]

@YCDTOYT No, you didn't

[mainframeking]

I totally remember this episode

[Nocholas4sale]

get the slime. greeny

[djhives]

I always thought the nappy headed read haired mom was hot, unfortunately today she would be about 65

[only1moore]

No, Lisa Ruddy was never a member of "In Living Color." That was Kelly Coffield Park.

[amybrodar]

Who do we have to bribe to get this show put out on DVD?? I mean for real... what's with Viacom not getting this done already? We gotta get more full episodes of this here on YouTube.

[smokefreak2006]

You are just a saint for saving this.

[mrhiway420]

CLASSIC!

[SpearTwain]

I wanted to be best friends with Moose and Lisa and I wanted to marry Alistair (however you spell his name...) Man I loved this show.

[Rosannasfriend]

I had a crush on Alistair too.

[flowergirl1313]

so did I.

[krogdog]

Is that Schneider from "One Day At A Time" @ 6:30?

[cromwellian13]

Les Lye is a classic actor. Love that guy

[brian655321]

Wow this brings back old memories...

[malfoy2]

Watered twice in a row!

[YCDTOYT]

Yeah ! Keep posting More