Sorry but only a few of your views are clear from this video. The ones that I got show a PROFOUND misunderstanding of evolution. Please try to understand a theory before you say it is invalid.
Give a man weed and a complex question, he would not sleep until he solves it. Funny stuff.
Btw, why so many dislikes? Am I dumb or is it you? This video is obviously a joke. I guess there really are atheists that can't take or recognize a joke.
@Bishop38f8 I thought it was an obvious joke too. Interestingly, there is a great number of reactionary atheists that tend to shoot first and ask questions later. :)
Hey give the guy at 4:20 a break, he's obviously stoned as shit.
Speaking of half baked ideas, this video is a friggin joke. If I were a creationist I'd kick your ass for reducing our arguments to something so juvenile.
That atheist you put up at the end is not regarded as a leading light amongst atheists. He is obviously stoned or tired and lacks proper understanding of science. The leading Creationists are however, very laughable. Your guru Kent Hovind, where is he now? Oh yeah, federal penitentiary for tax fraud.
that atheist you show was probably drunk of his ass and could not process thought fast enough, but thunderf00t show the top dog of religion like venumfayX and you.
people who make confounded videos like this do not help their case but worsen it...why exactly did he black out certain sentences in the dictionary?? at least be subtle about your damning censorship.
@Sicsiko666 Oh, no... No, no, no... It's not censorship at all, everyone is welcome to look at a dictionary and see the reference of those words. You know this, but instead of pointing this obvious truth you intend to make me look like a damned person.
How is attacking me on the merits of my video editing skills improving your point? I would argue they don't, and also I'm not a damned person, because I try to enlighten myself and enlighten others with as little as I can gather.
My god, you are brainless. The whole point of relativity is that things change differently RELATIVE to different points of reference. At high velocities, F=MA is always true, until, at high speeds, THE POINT OF RELATIVITY IS CHANGED. BY YOUR VIDEO, YOU STATE EVIDENCE THAT SUPPORTS NEWTON.
@WaterCoolerProphet F=MA is a great approximation, but almost never true. That is because mass (M) fluctuates in function of the velocity it experiments, and is not constant as Newton thought. In other words, you can't assess the true value of force (F) as it will vary depending on the current velocity experimented by M.
If a feather and a planet were both accelerated to the speed of light, both of them would have infinite mass.
@JheakrynaKyAlur Ok, just a little something it took me 5 minutes to find on Google. Copy and paste this on Google: "Mass & Energy handout", the first result should be a 1 page pdf file.
This is a quote from it: "As an object moves faster, its mass increases. [...] As an object approaches the speed of light, its mass approaches infinity (see diagram)."
Firstly there is no mention of a 'relative mass', the only 'relative' thing pointed in the file is the speed difference between the observer and the observed object.
Secondly the 'real' mass is the mass shown in the diagram that varies according to the speed of the object. For instance, at about 85% of the speed of light, the object becomes twice as massive.
You said "mass is always the same", this is simply not true. Do your research.
@JheakrynaKyAlur Of course it doesn't get magically more massive, it gets really (as in reality) more massive.
Suppose you have an object with rest-mass (not moving mass) M, and you want to accelerate that object by an amount A. That means, according to Newton, I would need to inflict a force F equal to M times A. Since both M and A are constants, F will also be a constant amount of force needed to accelerate said object.
Accelerating an object means increasing its velocity over time.
@Neneprobeta This means that at a certain time T, I'll have that object going beyond the speed of light. Now, I think we might agree that an object can't surpass the speed of light limit, but if we consider F=MA as true, I would only need a finite amount of force to surpass that velocity.
In reality, as in the real world, as the object is moving faster it really translates a part of the energy that makes it go faster into mass. The faster it goes, the more massive the object. Not magic at all.
God is a figment of anyones imagination who wishes to believe pls leave comments after at least another 6'000 years of evolution ,,,Elvis has left the building :P
lololol i still find it hilarious that people think "creation" happened 6,000 years ago... it takes at least 10,000 years for something to fossilize...
Well , they want you to think... satire or silly. My question is .. WHY MUST THERE BE RELIGION OR SCIENCE? God created science... HE is the ultimate scientist. And when the Bible tells us we are made in the image of God... that means we have emotions, free will ,( to a limited degree,) and consciousness. Believers don't think they are perfect, they know that without the Holy Spirit living in their hearts that they would be hopeless . Read the Bible for yourself.
Christians/other religions are extemely arogant to believe that they are in the image of a divine creator and are perfect. This idea is used as justification for extremely nasty behaviour towards other people, animals and the planet, constantly throughout history. However, the smugness of athiesm is ridiculous, too. Sure, we know more about the world than we used to, but still have much to learn/that we'll never know. To be Agnostic is the only realistic viewpoint.
if we came from monkey then wear's the missing link, how comes the monkeys are still monkeys,wears the person thetas between men and monkeys its true, these people are one of the smartest ppl in the world then they come out with a thing like evaluation and dont beliveing in God,i say Allah. that makes them dumbest people in the world for not believing in GOD, its in human naychear to belive in God, our Lord,creator is watching n billions of hearts r closed
Ah! Help! I don't know if this guy is for real or if this is satire! Should I rate up or down? It's sooo funny because no one can be this ignorant but that's what I thought about Ray Comfort and I had to eat my words there. UHHHHH!
fuck off back to retardland asshole. oh wait u obviously live in america, dont worry your already there. North Korea hurry up and nuke these fucking tards is what i should be saying.
I am trying to decide wether or not this is a joke. if it is, i heartily congratulate you on your efforts to show how stupid creationism is, but warn you to perhaps make the satirical nature of the video more obvious, and ask you to ignore the following comments. Otherwise...
"are you trying to tell us that something so fantastic was created by a monkey?" no evolutionist ever suggested anything like this this you ignorant fool.
The word 'demonstration" comes from the Latin "demonstrationem", from "demonstrare", from de- "entirely" + monstrare "to point out, show," not from "demon." In arguing this do you suggest that demonstrations of faith are also "demonic "in nature? How ridiculous.
i really, really hope for your sake that you are not actually this unitelligent but rather are pandering to the ignorance of your targeted audience. "Fact" is not the same as "faith." "Fact" implies proof of actuality, undeniable accuracy, whereas faith implies a belief, not necesarily supported by any proof.
Scientists don't believe that "dirt" created the heavens and earth, they believe that the earth is made of atoms synthesised in stars, and by the way you should be careful here to differentiate between "physical scientists" and "evolutionary biologists," separate disciplines, though you may not quite have the intellectual capacity to grasp such subtleties.
You clearly do not understand newtonian mechanics. if you did you would see that they do in fact explain the electromagnetic properties of light, please stop pretending to understand scientific principles where you clearly don't. As you rightly point out, this has nothing (directly) to do with the discussion at hand in any case.
Clearly you are not even able to count, judging from your inaccurate measurement of the number of times the man near the end uses the word "chemicals." (As an aside, I am baffled by what this could possibly be trying to prove.)
Are you suggesting that because this man seems unable to explain himself articulately or in a rapid way, evolution is not an indisputable fact? please, i beg of you, stop your rampant ignorance, yo are an embarassment to an otherwise perfectly good species :).
I can't figure out if this is supposed to be a serious video, or supposed to be satire. The most hilarious thing was the completely wrong misquote of Thunderf00t, where he states that Newtonian physics is true to macroscopic phenomena, but not light and you take it to mean that it should, even though light is not macroscopic. I'd really like to know if you were serious, or if this is a joke.
Nice vid you used the perfect creationists to DEMONstrate ignorance and dishonesty. Kent Hovind is serving a 10yr prison term, venomfangx (pcs) was kicked off youtube and lucky not to be charged with a fellony, Ben Stein is a an Actor / accountant who has NO credability in the academic arena and a proven liar and some stoned dude takling rubbish. Humans arnt made of dirt but I think your head is full of rocks. You should be quiet as your proving our point for us. :)
a baby is a perfect exampel of evolution. start as a sperm and in 9mounts it has developed arms,feet,legs,eyes,nose etc. and its not gonna stop there..then you get bigger and bigger if you understand.
There is no such word as "evolutionist." So even the title of your video is wrong. Also I don't understand the picture in the beginning with the tree and the creationist ax cutting it down. So from evolution we get education and art? And creationist want to get rid of that? There were other things on that tree but those stuck out to me.
You can't beat the old 500yr fantasy about how Scientific progression, and how the system of each competing country, striving for technological domination over one another, has been beneficial in the long term, both for the ecology of the planet, and for the future of all mankind.
Lol, how did they manage to pull off a scam of this magnitude so efficiently?
Man you just keep uploading. You are doing all atheists a favor every time you do. So you think evolution is about the universe being created by a monkey???LMFAO. Keep up the good work creatard.
IF you notice in the Evolutionist Tree it has terrorism and cults. the definition for cults is (a particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies) i don't know but I'm pretty sure that's the theists point of view.and as for terrorism well look 9/11. i don't think the hijackers were atheists. And the universe wasn't created from Dirt is was created from Energy that cooled off and created matter. ( go read about the big bang theory damn it)
Holy crap! that Ezekiel chapter 8 verse 18 is plain stupid.....you don't want to ever act that way towards people who think that burning talking bushes are fucking nuts, at least reason with them first like chopping off their arms before you deal with them in anger.
faith is (imaginary thought) proof without evidence, just like a burning talking bush, millions or more species of creatures on a tiny ark, and a talking snake...........sounds pretty FUCKING STUPID to me, and if your god did infact, create the universe and everything in it, then you would think he/she would be able to bend the laws of nature, like walking on water, noahs ark story, feeding the masses with small quantities of food etc etc. in which these all are NOT POSSIBLE..........EVER
Matthew 7:18 "A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit. Neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit." Satan is evil. God brought forth Satan. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit. Therefor Jesus himself said that God is evil. That would only be true if that saying were true, of course, if it wasn't, then that means sinners can bring forth good people so not everyone is a sinner so Jesus dying on the cross was not necessary.
hahaha, creationists are very funny people in what they try tell us... it just gets sad when you realize they really believe in that. wake up guys, don't waste your life praying, get real.
At first I thougt this was serious. Then I realized you were kidding. Thank you, this is priceless. I also like your Tycho Brahe model of the solar system. Most christians won't even realize it's partially wrong.
hahaha .... ROFLLL!!!... the video is funny esp that last part ... mughahahahaha ha ahahaha ha ah *gasp* *gasp* .... evolution is baselessss...... haahahha
in the beginning dirt? wrong again....learn what youre attacking before you structure an argument against it. dirt is a complex makeup of many different kinds of molecules all based on fundemental particles emitted during the big bang. oh and newtonian methods are fine for everyday use. unless youre usain bolt.rejecting evolutionismin favour of creationism is about as smart as george bush
Yep, all science is wrong cos we werent there. so i suppose all creationists were there at the beginning? oh thats right, your book of fairy tales was there with moses at the beginning. pfft, please. I sure hope this is a parody otherwise its just misinformed, pious, religious, nonsensical rubbish.
The sad thing is there are creationists who make such profoundly hillarious and stupid videos (while they believe it is true, and are beign serious, also deluded into thinking they are somehow convincing people), or if this is satire. It is impossible to tell. And that scares me.
@hoboboxerjoe The blacking out of parts of definitions for Fact and Faith to give misleading meanings makes me think this is satire. The rest, sadly, I can see a creationist being serious about.
Man, I sure hope this parody is a parody of a christian doing a parody of Tfoot. If not, this guy unknowingly pwned the shit out of himself like a total jackass. This is your brain on religion.
As I recall didnt the boy in 3:09 hid comments from a rival evolutionist and didnt have alot of conclusive evidence. And evolution does not equal dirt, it equals millions of years of mutation and the arrangement of various amino acids, pretty far from dirt my friend.
1.Terrorist are religious extreamist, not athiest
2.Suicide is phycological, not evolution
3. The guy guy at the end looked high, he isnt a good reference
That kid at 309 broke the law and isn't on youtube for one year. that was the condition the prosecutor made if that kid wanted to avoid prosecution. that kid is deluded
although you can say that war brought us to our current technological prowess. Most of what happens in our lives, and what has allowed the current state has been resolved through evolution. this includes war as evolution has allowed certain behaviours that contributed to our survival to clash with other's behaviours.
The ending is great... It really gets to the heart of the matter... *The combo was great* And the last sentence sums the entire reason for the argument...
The ignorance of Creationists is difficult to satirize. And really, why bother? So many videos here (and things on the Internet generally) are playing this weird game where you are supposed to "get" their ironic act.
You completely prove my point and reaffirm my concerns. Anyone with the slightest critical thinking ability who actually watches this video would know it is an obvious joke. You are one of the simple-minded reactionary atheists that I am ashamed to be grouped with.
@Neneprobeta shut up mate if u cant work out wat he was trying to get across its probably to do with the same reason ud post such a fucking idiotic ratarded piece of shit video. get off my fucking planet u better hope i never meet u because i believe something, i believe it is the duty of every person with a healthy functioning brain to rid the world of fucking wierd idiots like you. scientologists religous people tc. fucking kill them as grusomely as possible they dont deserve to live.
''A Monkey?'' And then shows a picture of a Chimp > AN APE LOL
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Why do people laugh at creationists?
gregrutz 4 days ago
What the FUCK?
TheSkibbi100 1 week ago
Haha that creationist kid has become a joke due to these type of videos
RobBrooksMusic 2 months ago
LOL so funny.
Aanthanur 3 months ago
HAHAHA! This is awesome!
WalterDiamond 4 months ago
Sorry but only a few of your views are clear from this video. The ones that I got show a PROFOUND misunderstanding of evolution. Please try to understand a theory before you say it is invalid.
littlecoloreddots 4 months ago
this video makes complete sense
breakfastMcgull 4 months ago
id like to believe in CREATIONISM.. but when people said THE UNIVERSE IS CREATED BY A MONKEY i think twice AND RUN AWAY.
princerexor 8 months ago
Give a man weed and a complex question, he would not sleep until he solves it. Funny stuff.
Btw, why so many dislikes? Am I dumb or is it you? This video is obviously a joke. I guess there really are atheists that can't take or recognize a joke.
Bishop38f8 8 months ago
@Bishop38f8 I thought it was an obvious joke too. Interestingly, there is a great number of reactionary atheists that tend to shoot first and ask questions later. :)
Neneprobeta 8 months ago
@Neneprobeta
I did recognize it as a joke, but the sad true is that THERE ARE nutjobs that will post things like this and mean every word
trigramaton 7 months ago
@Bishop38f8 Can you blame us. Its hard to tell the difference between an actual creationist video and a parody of a creationist video.
AWEF321 6 months ago
@Bishop38f8 It's got so many dislikes because it's obviously meant to be a joke yet it's not at all funny.
BlueCosmology 6 months ago
@Bishop38f8 Actually, I just find it to be a pretty lame video
GnarlyNewEngland 4 months ago
wait, so is this satire?
Mr12345EGGNOG 8 months ago
Quite funny. Took a bit for me to get this was a joke though.
atchisrj1 8 months ago
THE UNIVERSE WAS MADE BY A MONKEY!!!
sk8inkill 10 months ago
Hey give the guy at 4:20 a break, he's obviously stoned as shit.
Speaking of half baked ideas, this video is a friggin joke. If I were a creationist I'd kick your ass for reducing our arguments to something so juvenile.
vanzcorp 10 months ago
@vanzcorp Thanks, that's what I was going for. This is satire after all.
Neneprobeta 10 months ago
That atheist you put up at the end is not regarded as a leading light amongst atheists. He is obviously stoned or tired and lacks proper understanding of science. The leading Creationists are however, very laughable. Your guru Kent Hovind, where is he now? Oh yeah, federal penitentiary for tax fraud.
labrat1807 10 months ago
Only a Creationist would interpret 'stardust' as "dirt". You are a special kind of moron.
labrat1807 10 months ago
I know of Poe's law, but this is just too obvious for the massive majority that don't get it.
theclinger 10 months ago
Ha!
Satire, I love it.
berniebay 11 months ago
@berniebay Thank you I was worried there for a moment.
Sarge7090 11 months ago
Hey wait a minute, couldn't Thunderfoot file a DMCA claim as they have stolen his graphics?
poisonapple16 11 months ago
@poisonapple16 No, he gave explicit permission to copy and use his WDPLAC videos.
Neneprobeta 11 months ago
@Neneprobeta The Irony would have been hilarious
poisonapple16 11 months ago
that atheist you show was probably drunk of his ass and could not process thought fast enough, but thunderf00t show the top dog of religion like venumfayX and you.
and by the way you failed to prove a point
craker3833 1 year ago
it's funny, because i've been atheist for about a year, and some of the best things of my life have happened to me since...
killswell 1 year ago
people who make confounded videos like this do not help their case but worsen it...why exactly did he black out certain sentences in the dictionary?? at least be subtle about your damning censorship.
Sicsiko666 1 year ago
@Sicsiko666 Oh, no... No, no, no... It's not censorship at all, everyone is welcome to look at a dictionary and see the reference of those words. You know this, but instead of pointing this obvious truth you intend to make me look like a damned person.
How is attacking me on the merits of my video editing skills improving your point? I would argue they don't, and also I'm not a damned person, because I try to enlighten myself and enlighten others with as little as I can gather.
Neneprobeta 1 year ago
Okay, I like Atheism and Theism videos... but this is just ridiculous. Awful. Moronic. Terrible.
MrUsername5678888 1 year ago
LOL, worst video ever! Who agrees?
ballerben22 1 year ago 17
So in essence, you've created a video that tells us absolutely nothing.
njintau 1 year ago
Wait, is this a joke? Because if it isn't, you are one stupid motherfucker.
polopolopolo95 1 year ago 3
Hahaa god work in mysterious ways. I thought it was a parody. But this religious people are really in a delusional state.
quatrocoqui 1 year ago
My god, you are brainless. The whole point of relativity is that things change differently RELATIVE to different points of reference. At high velocities, F=MA is always true, until, at high speeds, THE POINT OF RELATIVITY IS CHANGED. BY YOUR VIDEO, YOU STATE EVIDENCE THAT SUPPORTS NEWTON.
WaterCoolerProphet 1 year ago
@WaterCoolerProphet F=MA is a great approximation, but almost never true. That is because mass (M) fluctuates in function of the velocity it experiments, and is not constant as Newton thought. In other words, you can't assess the true value of force (F) as it will vary depending on the current velocity experimented by M.
If a feather and a planet were both accelerated to the speed of light, both of them would have infinite mass.
Neneprobeta 1 year ago
@Neneprobeta
mass is always the same...
it never becomes 'infinite' even close to lightspeed.
but as we see, you really tried it...
JheakrynaKyAlur 1 year ago
@JheakrynaKyAlur Ok, just a little something it took me 5 minutes to find on Google. Copy and paste this on Google: "Mass & Energy handout", the first result should be a 1 page pdf file.
This is a quote from it: "As an object moves faster, its mass increases. [...] As an object approaches the speed of light, its mass approaches infinity (see diagram)."
Now go and check the diagram!
Neneprobeta 1 year ago
@Neneprobeta
nice try again
but you missed the point... even your source says
it's the relative mass - it's not the 'real' mass
the object stays at the mass it has.
but to the calculation of how much more energy is needed the mass increases.
well - that's a total different story
but nice try.
JheakrynaKyAlur 1 year ago
@JheakrynaKyAlur I'm sorry you don't understand the concept.
Firstly there is no mention of a 'relative mass', the only 'relative' thing pointed in the file is the speed difference between the observer and the observed object.
Secondly the 'real' mass is the mass shown in the diagram that varies according to the speed of the object. For instance, at about 85% of the speed of light, the object becomes twice as massive.
You said "mass is always the same", this is simply not true. Do your research.
Neneprobeta 1 year ago
@Neneprobeta
the 'twice mass' is used for the calculation of how much more energy is needed to accelerate it further.
when i put it to zero speed, and put it on scales, well... it hasn't doubled mass.
but maybe that's a point you and i are misinterpreting in each others arguments.
That piece of mass doesn't get magically more mass - only when it is fast, and only in the calculation. not in reality.
go do your research.
JheakrynaKyAlur 1 year ago
@JheakrynaKyAlur Of course it doesn't get magically more massive, it gets really (as in reality) more massive.
Suppose you have an object with rest-mass (not moving mass) M, and you want to accelerate that object by an amount A. That means, according to Newton, I would need to inflict a force F equal to M times A. Since both M and A are constants, F will also be a constant amount of force needed to accelerate said object.
Accelerating an object means increasing its velocity over time.
Neneprobeta 1 year ago
@Neneprobeta This means that at a certain time T, I'll have that object going beyond the speed of light. Now, I think we might agree that an object can't surpass the speed of light limit, but if we consider F=MA as true, I would only need a finite amount of force to surpass that velocity.
In reality, as in the real world, as the object is moving faster it really translates a part of the energy that makes it go faster into mass. The faster it goes, the more massive the object. Not magic at all.
Neneprobeta 1 year ago
Ummm . . . A monkey?
WaterCoolerProphet 1 year ago
God is a figment of anyones imagination who wishes to believe pls leave comments after at least another 6'000 years of evolution ,,,Elvis has left the building :P
SuperOxton 1 year ago
hahhaha you guys this kid is joking around its called sarcasm... (or mental illness) im going with sarcasm
p6a9u1l42 1 year ago
wtf homosex?
junkbot15 1 year ago
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Sounds like a nigger.
smeogismyname 1 year ago
LOL @ 6:30 looks like someone smokes too much XD
UterusMeningitis 1 year ago
lololol i still find it hilarious that people think "creation" happened 6,000 years ago... it takes at least 10,000 years for something to fossilize...
UterusMeningitis 1 year ago
Class satire!
mussusbutley74 1 year ago
This video is such epic fail..... seriously what utter rubbish.
karlkarlkarl1234 1 year ago
Oh no, according to the tree Hard Rock and Art are Sinful! I must repent!
donwantstobesedated 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK
Sinnessa 1 year ago
why do people laugh at evolutionists? because they are ID-iots!!
ScaryEskimo 1 year ago
WHEW! Glad to realize it's a satire. Sorry I gave you a thumbs-down. There are so many Creatards on YT who sound JUST LIKE THIS, but are serious.
ChurchOfKali66619 1 year ago
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122 Creationists and 414 Atheists don't GET satire.
Vamavid 1 year ago
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Vamavid 1 year ago
please tell me you have no intention of reproducing, you alone could devolve the human species a few hundred years, and that is being conservative.
rogeramjet100 1 year ago
@rogeramjet100 Devolution is a myth. Get your facts straight.
Neneprobeta 1 year ago
@Neneprobeta did that seriously go right over your head?
rogeramjet100 1 year ago
@rogeramjet100 Nah, just kidding. This video is a satire. Have a nice day.
Neneprobeta 1 year ago
@Neneprobeta But Devo is a great band.
donwantstobesedated 1 year ago
@donwantstobesedated devo is a great band. and a great halloween costume. fact.
auxiliaryzeus1 1 year ago
full of stars... AND A SUN??? amazing teach me more
WorkableWizard 1 year ago
119 people accidentally missed the "I dislike this" button.
DukeNoche 1 year ago
Where did the monkey creating the universe come from? The name of this video is wrong because this is why we laugh at creationists.
ptango101 1 year ago
That was a chimpanzee not a monkey. More disinfotmation
cmsalvagio 1 year ago
Well , they want you to think... satire or silly. My question is .. WHY MUST THERE BE RELIGION OR SCIENCE? God created science... HE is the ultimate scientist. And when the Bible tells us we are made in the image of God... that means we have emotions, free will ,( to a limited degree,) and consciousness. Believers don't think they are perfect, they know that without the Holy Spirit living in their hearts that they would be hopeless . Read the Bible for yourself.
MrsMaridav 1 year ago
@MrsMaridav that'd be fine and dandy if we weren't sentenced to hell for using free thinking and not believing...
PirateDion 1 year ago
Christians/other religions are extemely arogant to believe that they are in the image of a divine creator and are perfect. This idea is used as justification for extremely nasty behaviour towards other people, animals and the planet, constantly throughout history. However, the smugness of athiesm is ridiculous, too. Sure, we know more about the world than we used to, but still have much to learn/that we'll never know. To be Agnostic is the only realistic viewpoint.
samorasquid 1 year ago
if we came from monkey then wear's the missing link, how comes the monkeys are still monkeys,wears the person thetas between men and monkeys its true, these people are one of the smartest ppl in the world then they come out with a thing like evaluation and dont beliveing in God,i say Allah. that makes them dumbest people in the world for not believing in GOD, its in human naychear to belive in God, our Lord,creator is watching n billions of hearts r closed
numani12345 1 year ago
@numani12345 Missing link? • You mean the Eosimias sinensis, the Aegyptopithecus zeuxis, Proconsul africanus, Afropithecus turkanensis, Turkanapithecus kalakolensis, Sivapithecus indicus, hecus bambolii, Lufengpithecus lufengensis, Sahelanthropus tchadensis, Orrorin tugenensis, Ardipithecus ramidus, Australopithecus afarensis, Kenyanthropus platyops, Australopithecus afarensis, Australopithecus bahrelghazali, lopithecus africanus, Paranthropus aethiopicus, Homo Erectus and Homo Habilis?
gamesbok 1 year ago
this is parody guys relax
FockerTheLopper 1 year ago
Dude. This is genius. Thank you for uploading.
KrakkaJax 1 year ago
That Ezikiel quote at the beginning is pretty much the definition of apathy, and the reason why Christians get no respect. Better luck next time =)
darknut79 1 year ago
Guys, this is clearly a satire.
darkimausi 1 year ago
Some people need to get their sarcasm radar fixed..
JesterAzazel 1 year ago 18
It's creationists who believe in that humans were made out of dirt. Get your facts straight, man.
KungKeno21 1 year ago 2
Ah! Help! I don't know if this guy is for real or if this is satire! Should I rate up or down? It's sooo funny because no one can be this ignorant but that's what I thought about Ray Comfort and I had to eat my words there. UHHHHH!
shldflght 1 year ago
fuck off back to retardland asshole. oh wait u obviously live in america, dont worry your already there. North Korea hurry up and nuke these fucking tards is what i should be saying.
jeremyhillaryboobphd 1 year ago
I am trying to decide wether or not this is a joke. if it is, i heartily congratulate you on your efforts to show how stupid creationism is, but warn you to perhaps make the satirical nature of the video more obvious, and ask you to ignore the following comments. Otherwise...
"are you trying to tell us that something so fantastic was created by a monkey?" no evolutionist ever suggested anything like this this you ignorant fool.
musomedic 1 year ago
The word 'demonstration" comes from the Latin "demonstrationem", from "demonstrare", from de- "entirely" + monstrare "to point out, show," not from "demon." In arguing this do you suggest that demonstrations of faith are also "demonic "in nature? How ridiculous.
musomedic 1 year ago
i really, really hope for your sake that you are not actually this unitelligent but rather are pandering to the ignorance of your targeted audience. "Fact" is not the same as "faith." "Fact" implies proof of actuality, undeniable accuracy, whereas faith implies a belief, not necesarily supported by any proof.
musomedic 1 year ago
Scientists don't believe that "dirt" created the heavens and earth, they believe that the earth is made of atoms synthesised in stars, and by the way you should be careful here to differentiate between "physical scientists" and "evolutionary biologists," separate disciplines, though you may not quite have the intellectual capacity to grasp such subtleties.
musomedic 1 year ago
You clearly do not understand newtonian mechanics. if you did you would see that they do in fact explain the electromagnetic properties of light, please stop pretending to understand scientific principles where you clearly don't. As you rightly point out, this has nothing (directly) to do with the discussion at hand in any case.
musomedic 1 year ago
Clearly you are not even able to count, judging from your inaccurate measurement of the number of times the man near the end uses the word "chemicals." (As an aside, I am baffled by what this could possibly be trying to prove.)
musomedic 1 year ago
Are you suggesting that because this man seems unable to explain himself articulately or in a rapid way, evolution is not an indisputable fact? please, i beg of you, stop your rampant ignorance, yo are an embarassment to an otherwise perfectly good species :).
musomedic 1 year ago
I can't figure out if this is supposed to be a serious video, or supposed to be satire. The most hilarious thing was the completely wrong misquote of Thunderf00t, where he states that Newtonian physics is true to macroscopic phenomena, but not light and you take it to mean that it should, even though light is not macroscopic. I'd really like to know if you were serious, or if this is a joke.
Thanks!
discoverybg31 1 year ago
Too stupid to actually understand science? Here's your answer ^
csmcmillion 1 year ago
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Cootabux 1 year ago
They don't!!
Cootabux 1 year ago
read the description, it's a parody ffs.
Mrkti 1 year ago
viva Carl Sagan!!!!!!!!
2CSST2 1 year ago
im going to put this simple worship god and he will love you, or burn in hell whit an unforgiving master
darkweaversythnas 1 year ago
haha this is great i applaud you! too bad people cant see that this is a joke :P
Kastralis 1 year ago
Idiocy from the first few seconds. No one believes the universe was created by a monkey, jackass.
TheSoSoAgnostic 1 year ago
You creationist retard!
mikeet00n 1 year ago
Nice vid you used the perfect creationists to DEMONstrate ignorance and dishonesty. Kent Hovind is serving a 10yr prison term, venomfangx (pcs) was kicked off youtube and lucky not to be charged with a fellony, Ben Stein is a an Actor / accountant who has NO credability in the academic arena and a proven liar and some stoned dude takling rubbish. Humans arnt made of dirt but I think your head is full of rocks. You should be quiet as your proving our point for us. :)
JAX301209 1 year ago 2
holy crap is that drew from I hope they serve beer in hell? 2:55
Blainedwayne 1 year ago
this is why i belive in evolution.
life started in the water.
a baby is a perfect exampel of evolution. start as a sperm and in 9mounts it has developed arms,feet,legs,eyes,nose etc. and its not gonna stop there..then you get bigger and bigger if you understand.
ultraSinan87 1 year ago
5:58 - 6:01 combo....
InnerFood 1 year ago
Who said there earth sun and planets were created by a monkey? oh its as joke video..
mefree2 1 year ago
is this serious?
teedonster 1 year ago
This has to be a troll, i call this troll
Snazzydog333 1 year ago
There is no such word as "evolutionist." So even the title of your video is wrong. Also I don't understand the picture in the beginning with the tree and the creationist ax cutting it down. So from evolution we get education and art? And creationist want to get rid of that? There were other things on that tree but those stuck out to me.
supersummersalts 1 year ago
You can't beat the old 500yr fantasy about how Scientific progression, and how the system of each competing country, striving for technological domination over one another, has been beneficial in the long term, both for the ecology of the planet, and for the future of all mankind.
Lol, how did they manage to pull off a scam of this magnitude so efficiently?
It' baffling to me.... :(
DastardlyDawkins 1 year ago
You should really make clear that this is satire!
It is hard to tell the difference between satire and creationism!
Flipsen89 1 year ago
i fail to see how this video proves anything
donjuan78123 1 year ago
spittin lyrics from a book does not make you right
donjuan78123 1 year ago
Educated people DON'T laugh at evolutionists - where do YOU live?
IrreplacablePerry 1 year ago
damn, that tree at the beggining is such a load of bull
Strikesnake1994 1 year ago
combo!
LowBattMouse 1 year ago
Man you just keep uploading. You are doing all atheists a favor every time you do. So you think evolution is about the universe being created by a monkey???LMFAO. Keep up the good work creatard.
ptango101 1 year ago
IF you notice in the Evolutionist Tree it has terrorism and cults. the definition for cults is (a particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies) i don't know but I'm pretty sure that's the theists point of view.and as for terrorism well look 9/11. i don't think the hijackers were atheists. And the universe wasn't created from Dirt is was created from Energy that cooled off and created matter. ( go read about the big bang theory damn it)
swimminglikeaquaman 1 year ago
lol, wow this is the stupidest video i have ever seen lol
elfeo4ever2 1 year ago
Oh thank god (ironic) you made it obvious that it was a satire.
Liberum69 1 year ago
can a human stupidity be so huge to not get it?
that stoned dude at the end is just awesome!
thank you for great vid! you gave me 7 min. of happiness!
MAMOHT82 1 year ago
This video fails nuff said
CalmedNutHead 1 year ago
Holy crap! that Ezekiel chapter 8 verse 18 is plain stupid.....you don't want to ever act that way towards people who think that burning talking bushes are fucking nuts, at least reason with them first like chopping off their arms before you deal with them in anger.
InterRage 1 year ago
This had better be SATIRE or else >:(
Cookaloka 1 year ago
"That all this was created by a monkey?"
Why do people laugh at creationists?
Answer can be found above.
RobertNinja 1 year ago
how sad. It's hard to watch people's reaction when their beliefs start to die.
wterrill 1 year ago
faith is (imaginary thought) proof without evidence, just like a burning talking bush, millions or more species of creatures on a tiny ark, and a talking snake...........sounds pretty FUCKING STUPID to me, and if your god did infact, create the universe and everything in it, then you would think he/she would be able to bend the laws of nature, like walking on water, noahs ark story, feeding the masses with small quantities of food etc etc. in which these all are NOT POSSIBLE..........EVER
darkhorse11100 1 year ago
dont worry folks its under comendy
3sim159 1 year ago
who said the universe was created by a monkey? You did idiot, not the scientists.
Dauntless07 1 year ago
Matthew 7:18 "A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit. Neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit." Satan is evil. God brought forth Satan. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit. Therefor Jesus himself said that God is evil. That would only be true if that saying were true, of course, if it wasn't, then that means sinners can bring forth good people so not everyone is a sinner so Jesus dying on the cross was not necessary.
TheeCoolinator 1 year ago
hahaha, creationists are very funny people in what they try tell us... it just gets sad when you realize they really believe in that. wake up guys, don't waste your life praying, get real.
TheSchoseff 1 year ago
At first I thougt this was serious. Then I realized you were kidding. Thank you, this is priceless. I also like your Tycho Brahe model of the solar system. Most christians won't even realize it's partially wrong.
dave4248 1 year ago
I was going to add this to my journal for Religious stupidity but yeah.
joanim 1 year ago
hahaha .... ROFLLL!!!... the video is funny esp that last part ... mughahahahaha ha ahahaha ha ah *gasp* *gasp* .... evolution is baselessss...... haahahha
danichacko1983 1 year ago
You've just made me a believer in Retardation! You have made me lose faith in humanity =.=
kamehapa 1 year ago 5
You've just made me a believer in god! You saved my soul <3
PoopnSuch 1 year ago 2
isn't it obvious that this is a parody?
ProofScientific 1 year ago
@ProofScientific
Ya, but it isn't funny =.= just makes me realize how stupid the people he talks about are
kamehapa 1 year ago
yes thats right you fucker, the universe was created by a fucking monkey, keep spinning your web of bull shit.
Monochrome89 1 year ago
this is a great video... got me laughing at those stupid atheists :D lol
DocNintendo 1 year ago 2
no1 laughs are evolution or evolutionists except this dumb guy who made the video.
sdeevooo 1 year ago
in the beginning dirt? wrong again....learn what youre attacking before you structure an argument against it. dirt is a complex makeup of many different kinds of molecules all based on fundemental particles emitted during the big bang. oh and newtonian methods are fine for everyday use. unless youre usain bolt.rejecting evolutionismin favour of creationism is about as smart as george bush
jimmyreed112 1 year ago
Yep, all science is wrong cos we werent there. so i suppose all creationists were there at the beginning? oh thats right, your book of fairy tales was there with moses at the beginning. pfft, please. I sure hope this is a parody otherwise its just misinformed, pious, religious, nonsensical rubbish.
cuncata 1 year ago
The sad thing is there are creationists who make such profoundly hillarious and stupid videos (while they believe it is true, and are beign serious, also deluded into thinking they are somehow convincing people), or if this is satire. It is impossible to tell. And that scares me.
hoboboxerjoe 1 year ago 2
@hoboboxerjoe The blacking out of parts of definitions for Fact and Faith to give misleading meanings makes me think this is satire. The rest, sadly, I can see a creationist being serious about.
TechnomancerMorhion 1 year ago 2
Man, I sure hope this parody is a parody of a christian doing a parody of Tfoot. If not, this guy unknowingly pwned the shit out of himself like a total jackass. This is your brain on religion.
theshredator 1 year ago
Wow, what a lame, misinformed and unbelievably misinformed argument from absolute ignorance.
Why do people laugh at creationsits, this is why people laugh at creationists!
mrgodbehere 1 year ago 29
As I recall didnt the boy in 3:09 hid comments from a rival evolutionist and didnt have alot of conclusive evidence. And evolution does not equal dirt, it equals millions of years of mutation and the arrangement of various amino acids, pretty far from dirt my friend.
1.Terrorist are religious extreamist, not athiest
2.Suicide is phycological, not evolution
3. The guy guy at the end looked high, he isnt a good reference
4.War is a mix of things, not evolution
Get your facts right
Illier1 2 years ago
That kid at 309 broke the law and isn't on youtube for one year. that was the condition the prosecutor made if that kid wanted to avoid prosecution. that kid is deluded
timothy51886 2 years ago
although you can say that war brought us to our current technological prowess. Most of what happens in our lives, and what has allowed the current state has been resolved through evolution. this includes war as evolution has allowed certain behaviours that contributed to our survival to clash with other's behaviours.
SCRulerShinoda 2 years ago
The ending is great... It really gets to the heart of the matter... *The combo was great* And the last sentence sums the entire reason for the argument...
o0Kaze0o 2 years ago
ULTRA FAIL.
MethodicalMadness 2 years ago 2
His voice tone makes it obviously satire.
patq911 2 years ago
That's why people are creationists! To stop terrorism of course!
theradioschizo 2 years ago
great satire!
5 stars!
afielsch 2 years ago
Ha, quite funny.
What is the voice over about though? He sounds like a Polish person with a hint of deafness?
nick260682 2 years ago
Lol, WTF. I suppose this incoherent mess is satire.
1 star! ;D
Boy192 2 years ago
The ignorance of Creationists is difficult to satirize. And really, why bother? So many videos here (and things on the Internet generally) are playing this weird game where you are supposed to "get" their ironic act.
luvdomus 2 years ago
I know, if this wasn't a satire I wouldn't be surprised.
coffee396 2 years ago
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luvdomus 2 years ago
is this satire or are u just an ignorant fool like all religious people
patrickledford420 2 years ago 23
Reading the description is fun.
evildrkirby 2 years ago
@patrickledford420
It's a satire...
theneonfire 1 year ago
much like the edward current videos, it REALLY can be hard sometimes separating genuine creationists from satirists.
still worth a chuckle i suppose
Error302 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure this is meant to be a joke. No one is THAT dumb right?
reluctantlydancing 2 years ago
THIS GUY IS FUCKING RETARDED.
Lolololololololol
WoWBronxe 2 years ago
Faith- Believing in something with lack of evidence.
this video is histerical
Singularity28 2 years ago
LOLOLOL love what he says at 00:35
He is talking about the Univers then he says...
"are you trying to tell us that something so fantastic was created by a monkey."
Sofa King we Todd Ed
silly Creationists, this is why everyone laughs at them
Singularity28 2 years ago
AHAhAhah! love the guy at the end. How high is he?
BurkeTrue2 2 years ago
This video is soooo retarded!
There is seriously not a single valid argument against evolution in there -.-
3sim159 2 years ago
a handful of planets really? most estimations say that their are about 93 sexillion planets thats 96000000000000000000000000 planets
crazygeek777 2 years ago
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oOSitriOo 2 years ago
You completely prove my point and reaffirm my concerns. Anyone with the slightest critical thinking ability who actually watches this video would know it is an obvious joke. You are one of the simple-minded reactionary atheists that I am ashamed to be grouped with.
oOSitriOo 2 years ago
93 sexillion planets is 96000000000000000000000000 planets?
How much is 96 sexillion planets then?
Neneprobeta 2 years ago
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oOSitriOo 2 years ago
oops lol i completely fucked up their
crazygeek777 2 years ago
@Neneprobeta a handful, according to you(@crazygeek777 and we're the stupid ones?)
donjuan78123 1 year ago
@Neneprobeta are you that stupid?
discolim0nade 1 year ago
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Cootabux 1 year ago
@Neneprobeta shut up mate if u cant work out wat he was trying to get across its probably to do with the same reason ud post such a fucking idiotic ratarded piece of shit video. get off my fucking planet u better hope i never meet u because i believe something, i believe it is the duty of every person with a healthy functioning brain to rid the world of fucking wierd idiots like you. scientologists religous people tc. fucking kill them as grusomely as possible they dont deserve to live.
jeremyhillaryboobphd 1 year ago