@GlassyeyedMonster I don't want to even talk about it... I'm 21 so my chance to grow up in a beach town is long gone... dammit!, haha. So much missed pussy...
That scared me the fact that he couldn't handle...he was like God to me. And I overcame my fear like I always did, aggression, defiance and spite and indifference.
That was 10 years ago, and while I have wasted my time, I am OK with Loneliness, but I don't know how to approach the next step, because most women my age have been married-and many have kids.
I sort of feel old when I do go out (live in a college town), but I'm not really mature for my actual age.
Now, I work a 3rd shift Night-stock job, and don't really know where to begin-or if I really want to. I remember one time before my dad married Wife #4/Current/Second Stepmom, he got dumped by another one of his girlfriends-I was a freshman in college, came home and Dad was just bawling his eyes out about how he "just didn't want to be alone"
Listening to your stories, it's sort of depressing when I look back. I just turned 28, and I've never had a girlfriend. I've been on a few dates, but I moved a lot when I was younger, and sort of always liked being solitary. I'm also sort of afraid I'll end up like my Dad was-a womanizer (and abuser at times of excessive drinking), it's one of the reasons I don't drink very much, and never have.
Based on the fact that Pretty Woman came out in 1990. That would made Woody 16-18 as he was a Junior prior to the summer. Making him 36-38 years old now.
Your stories are so good I don't even mind seeing the same gameplay again ...
TestThatShit 20 hours ago
How many nicoles?
dylanhfilms 3 days ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
this is the same gameplay
crabapple720 3 days ago in playlist Stuff 2
Woody, you were a pimp!!!
MrEightsaint 4 days ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
how many "nicole"s were involved in your love life?
thebenagal2 5 days ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife 5
wtf same video?
wichen1996 6 days ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
dam i was about to comment same gameplay but ^^ beat me to it >:(
bloodygopher1 6 days ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
was???
SuperSkarmoryRox 1 week ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
LIKE A BOOOOOSSSS
ezioiswaybetter1 1 week ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
ya i WAS a guy trololol
TheKingMaple 1 week ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
nice
TheDave448 1 week ago in playlist road to woddys wife
"I thought you were a guy!" "yeah! I was!" ...was?
becksfreek777 1 week ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife 4
awkward moment when youre about to write same gameplay but see it's already the top comment...
GOATsFTW100 1 week ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
only thing i am thumbs ing up is the "same gameplay" comment by popnobb
CRAZYkoolman55 2 weeks ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
The people who were in the pics Are sooo happy now
JustNascar 2 weeks ago
haha nice vid but in the last one you said that you were an exlusive dater
edirose1986 2 weeks ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
this is the same gameplay
kieranxRHCP 2 weeks ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Why the same gameplay as last time
xubballfan9 2 weeks ago
Wow, no offense Woody, but when you were younger it seems like you were a perv back THEN.
TheLuZuZ 2 weeks ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
wow your such a player.... i like it
WhatzMy 2 weeks ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
the only thing i got out of this is... i need to become a surf instructor :P
samsimmons123 3 weeks ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife 2
u are the best
xXMistaSickSnipezXx 3 weeks ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Good lord. I wish I had your confidence.
angryjoseph 3 weeks ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife 39
same gameplay and gosh woody is a fucking boss
fumitoshisato 3 weeks ago 2
8:57 and thats how I met Mrs Gamertag
OneMoreGamingChannel 4 weeks ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Man whore lol
MCLOVER1999able 1 month ago
Haha.... 02:53 "Aren't you a boy?" "Yeah, I was"
MrCobraKaizer 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
On the tune buddy
3298pally 1 month ago
woody, you're an inspiration
XXthelonelystonerXX 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
*slow clap* woody was a playa haha
HaloBoy74 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Waittt Woody lived in OC? :O Woddy im going to need the names of the places you hung out at
nejipotter 1 month ago
Dancing like a baws!
Shameless184 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Woody balling at the beach nice
Mufinman17 1 month ago
he tried suicide that year
bloodblaster99 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
dude u tak about this in that vid where u said u almost killed yourself
theYOTEproject 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
This has been flagged as spam show
Alright, now your wife has to do a "Road to Woody"
MadBomber619 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Man... Why couldn't I grow up in a beach town... fuck that sounds like so much fun.
MadMarcusProductionz 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife 5
@MadMarcusProductionz dude, i live in sandbanks. shit goes down every night and im not even 15. it seems a tanked body+beach=lots of pussy.
GlassyeyedMonster 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
@GlassyeyedMonster I don't want to even talk about it... I'm 21 so my chance to grow up in a beach town is long gone... dammit!, haha. So much missed pussy...
MadMarcusProductionz 1 month ago
Dude you are the original bro
TheB1ackestknight 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
@TheB1ackestknight of course hes 7000 years old he has to be 1st
revelations34 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
@revelations34 not to brag but there are ancient stories of him lolol
TheB1ackestknight 1 month ago
WIN WIN FOR EVERYBODY! :DDD
MrDeadran 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
replay
stegemoller 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
The Sprincler!!!! AHHAHAHAHA SO NICE!
TheDrPressure 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
lawn mower and sprinkler lol but the question is did u sprinkle the icing on the cake?
Aboxinhamster 1 month ago
love the dance movs in the top right corner lol
Lilibob13 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
what was the pickup line?
kukikarlolukaps3 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Same gameplay
popnobb 1 month ago 225
@popnobb yep!
99manga99 8 hours ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
this is the SAME GAMEPLAY??? oh great now im bored
supermario863 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
@supermario863 Listen Dont Watch
xIITAXiIIx 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
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JohnIsYoDaddy 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
this tells the same from the suicide video
GuitarSpartan19 1 month ago
this is the same gameplay as the other one
MrHuggybear259 1 month ago
this is same vid as number 3 or 4
jamesroman10 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
@mgreene2324 yes yes it is.
NoCommentarry 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
why is there the same Gameplay as another video from this series?.
InferredSkeleton7 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Woody, you little whore xD jk
69isurtube 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
this was uploaded on my birthday!! :DDD
MrScotty82 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
what happened? the new woody is nothing like past woody lol
MrPlus1TV 1 month ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
4 words: Woody is a dawg!!
HeadHunter1170 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
why were use the same gameplay and the last vid?
XxHaZzArDxMiLlEr 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
playaaaaaaaaaa
Callofbooty02 2 months ago
YOU FUCKING LEGEND
SimoilyGaming 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
I swear you said during the beach part, "I got savage hand."
jonisalex 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
gotta love summer break
thatonedude2567 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Scandalous...
ShadoTek7 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
"i thought you were a guy" "yeah i WAS" lol
TheSefferson 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Dance move reaction: O.o
WeirdoWhoMakesVideos 2 months ago
same game play
mckallay 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
welcome to woodyshore
SandmanCOD 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Playa
theinlinekiller 2 months ago
damn man your a pimp
flameboy98745 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
i got respect for you
spunklejew 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Why the same black ops gameplay?
UnknownFreshyy 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
@UnknownFreshyy I thought the same thing
franciscomartinstv 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Love woodys dance videos!!!!
TheAnticGamer 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Hahaha
eastcheterrd2011 2 months ago
LOL Chuck Norris add HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nross98 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
i couldn't stop luaghing with the PIP dance moves! Great Channel, Woody big fan.
TheMrUsername007 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
You have used this gameplay before XD
cade5678 2 months ago
eww julia roberts lol
codecell756 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
he gets a crapload of girls
hahaa
thejmu1 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife 77
@mgreene2324 HAHA yes!! thats why im pissed
kurt23407 2 months ago in playlist More videos from WoodysGamertag
I want to go to Ocean City to live after this. summers would be bad ass
kankleMONSTAR 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
What a stud
CoDMonster63 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
i wonder if she ever watched this
mrsmileperson 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
... this is definitely the same gameplay...
mojache3 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
@mgreene2324 Never mind, sry lol
justagentleman1 2 months ago in playlist More videos from WoodysGamertag
@mgreene2324 No Tmart is in this one, not the three girlfriend video
justagentleman1 2 months ago in playlist More videos from WoodysGamertag
wasnt it emberrasing to dance now?
ScrewySole1 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
This is the video from the last video!!!
ScrewySole1 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
repeat
turbo93x 2 months ago
@mgreene2324 it is hahaha
SnipingSergie 2 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
8:41 LMFAO
tyrone3825 2 months ago
this gameplay is from the past video.
DeMoN5377 3 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
you sicken me with your dancing
pancakestabber1331 3 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
This is the same gameplay as the last one
HonestPenguin23 3 months ago
@mgreene2324 yea....................
superjuggernaut15 3 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
3:00
Woody says
"I was"
GoomLoom10 3 months ago in playlist More videos from WoodysGamertag
SPOILER ALERT: Can't Belive Woody finally Has Sex, LOLGreat vid about your virginity.
pwn3ge4u 3 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
@mgreene2324 ya i think it is
MrDrippinchocolate 3 months ago
Woody was a player ;)
TheMazon98 3 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
@mgreene2324 yep
TheMazon98 3 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
oh! Pimp woody!
SuperLizardBean 3 months ago
"woody i thought you were a guy?"
"yeah i was"
haha
yayStarah 3 months ago
* like and favorite just cause he asked *
DaAwsomePeoples 3 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
That scared me the fact that he couldn't handle...he was like God to me. And I overcame my fear like I always did, aggression, defiance and spite and indifference.
That was 10 years ago, and while I have wasted my time, I am OK with Loneliness, but I don't know how to approach the next step, because most women my age have been married-and many have kids.
I sort of feel old when I do go out (live in a college town), but I'm not really mature for my actual age.
toadBob 3 months ago
Now, I work a 3rd shift Night-stock job, and don't really know where to begin-or if I really want to. I remember one time before my dad married Wife #4/Current/Second Stepmom, he got dumped by another one of his girlfriends-I was a freshman in college, came home and Dad was just bawling his eyes out about how he "just didn't want to be alone"
toadBob 3 months ago
Listening to your stories, it's sort of depressing when I look back. I just turned 28, and I've never had a girlfriend. I've been on a few dates, but I moved a lot when I was younger, and sort of always liked being solitary. I'm also sort of afraid I'll end up like my Dad was-a womanizer (and abuser at times of excessive drinking), it's one of the reasons I don't drink very much, and never have.
toadBob 3 months ago
woody da pimp
TheEldred24 3 months ago
Based on the fact that Pretty Woman came out in 1990. That would made Woody 16-18 as he was a Junior prior to the summer. Making him 36-38 years old now.
jawshishere 3 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
What were the 4 lines!?
M4A03assasin 4 months ago
Just like every1 else... GRR it's the same as last 1
ConnorCableTV 4 months ago
Cumberbun FTW
orconoftime 4 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
woody is a man whore!
ghostfacekiller011 4 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife 150
@ghostfacekiller011 Considering it's over a period of more that 7000 years it's ain't all that bad, I guess!
Axedestro 3 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
this is the same vid like the last!! but i love your commentary :D
youknowitsallover 4 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife 19
If it wasnt for that top comment i would have not watched this video and tryed to find the real one haha
feendoglovescheese 4 months ago
You're beast at dancing
theclassybuilder77 4 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Dude...what a boss you are! :D
SuperBabyBuffalo 4 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
anyone notice quad at 0:22 ?
minecraftmagic243 4 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
That sprinkler dance you did had me on the floor rollin man !...
DroidKnight 4 months ago
Same game
greengrapes9 4 months ago
Wait so Julia Roberts is 7000 years too
NinjaTacobell 4 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
y same vid
thebeastyone99 4 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Woody please perstiege im tired of lookin at first perstiege
djtimhova 4 months ago
Who's the asshole (or bitch) who cockblocked woody?
LexusFman 4 months ago
Omg lol at the video footage of you l
monty4509 4 months ago
Dude that sounds really awesome!!
ajaxfen 4 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
beachLAD
gabbycat100 4 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Woody's a playa
SadelmanFliks 4 months ago
Big deal if its reused gameplay.. Did you guys really read the title thinking, "boy i sure cant wait to watch OTHER people play video games!"?
AustinHansen 5 months ago
same gameplay wtf!!!!!
TheLlamawithagun10 5 months ago
this is the same gameplay from your other vid
Mattdogncaa 5 months ago
omg what a pimp
cooldude15k 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Lets Play A Game! Find The dislike Bar!
Duhbstepping 5 months ago
@Duhbstepping FOUND IT! it's tiny you know like justin beiber's.... singing talent.
superherojay1 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
woodysgamertag was a pimp
JaminThaGreat93 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
haha u know what u can both go away
bboyz460 5 months ago
ggggg
WhoScopes 5 months ago
lol " Aren't you a boy? Yeah I was"
LaV0lpe 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i favorited... i hope you see this...
cartzar 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
i saw you dance and was like LOL
Domo5225 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
i say hes in his 30's lol
lilking411 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
the guy in the game winning kill just got treyarch'd
xXACEhUNteRXx1 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
26,000th like ;)
littletsao 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
The lawnmower and the sprinkler: two of the freshest moves I've ever seen...
makasay 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife 3
you were a boy?????
megaarya 5 months ago
Reused gameplay
CODxGODxJKxIxSUX 5 months ago
wait how old are you?
massproducedfun 5 months ago
@massproducedfun 14,000 or so...
tonasweebe1995 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
@massproducedfun he is as old as the universe :L
iTzRyanP91 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
@massproducedfun
hes 7000 years old.
thCODking91 4 months ago
The Sprinkler is just too good. ;D
SweatyCamelx 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
just realised this is the same gameplay
superdude732 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
"Woody aren't you a boy? Yeah I was"
Were you implying that you are no longer a boy?
IAmTsarCastic 6 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
@IAmTsarCastic -_-, he WAS a boy, and has grown into a man. Fail lmao.
destinystruth 5 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
baller much
SuperNiqqa2469 6 months ago
You look like Rick Astley in the dancing footage clips LOL
xWyZrD 6 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
>_:
somerandomshit100 6 months ago
same*
ThaDiZZYX 6 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
2 times in one video ame footage
ThaDiZZYX 6 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
god damn you were a douche hahaa
extremersfreak 6 months ago
yo should make a video of you showing your moves
HighForH1ire 6 months ago in playlist Road to Woody's Wife
Woody BE PIMPIN!!!!
lionardo1111 6 months ago
Younger hoes;) high school bros.
biddify 6 months ago
Prehistoric Jersey Shore :P
thadude98 6 months ago
You already used this gameplay.. :/
Arden4Love 6 months ago
Playerrrrrr! ;)
NAFFA12345 6 months ago
you musta had alot of money for all those movies :)
fiji555 6 months ago
"I was" Woody starting to scare me.
daveman47101 6 months ago