Telemarketer Prank 033

[BClare123]

Oh my gosh I am in love with you, you are so funny.

[eojadiius]

haha mine was albury

[Neithie]

lmao, I went for Bonnie Doon. Who can resist that lake!

[onegiddykipper]

you rock! :)

[OzLioness]

You are truly funny!! Love the "Coober Pedy" destination choice. Mine was 'Wonthaggi" ... and damn! Never thought to film it !! :-D

[pplzsaywtf]

my chest it hurts.. lmfao so hard

[rileysly420]

HAPPY!!

[eraserhead321]

Hey, love your work. Maybe when they ask you for some kind of number you could incorporate songs into your answer.. such as "2-4-6-8 ain't never too late,Me and my radio truckin' on thru the night, 3-5-7-9 on a double white line

Motorway sun coming up with the morning light". just a thought. I love you.

[th33kh0]

moan for opals lol

[mallamoozoo]

do you act like this with your Centrelink case manager?

[gerantgerant]

Who says I have a Centrelink case manager? Why would you assume such a thing?

While we're asking questions... why do you find it appropriate to give Centre link a capital letter but not the "do" at the beginning of your question?

Yes... answers to questions I need.

[mallamoozoo]

Fair points, my man, fair points!

Re. the lack of capitalization to start my sentence - I can explain that as plain laziness LOL.

Also - I just assumed you have a Centrelink Case Manager like I do - and i was thinking I might try your routine to get the bitch off my back! LOL.

Rock on dude!

[gerantgerant]

How awesome!

Too often I randomly question comments on my channel only to be met with abuse. Always a pleasure to find reasonable commenters!!!

Next time you need to leave a phone number on your Centrelink form simply give them mine... I accidently left in one of my many prank videos if you're curious.

Thanks for being rad.

PS... I'm on a pension!

[melodypops2010]

@gerantgerant hmmmm, so your number is out here hey......trolls beware, he is NOT your regular fare!!! hahahahahaha

[melodypops2010]

@gerantgerant fucking.hahahahahahahahhahahah­hahahaha....your vidds are good, but your comments here are bloody priceless.this one is heading to facebook now!!! killing me with laughter.

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

"What you have taken on breakfast?"

"I smoked some marijuanna"

Comedy gold right there.

[greenbaido]

dude your videos are becoming more shit and shit

[eraserhead321]

@greenbaido boo.

[RavmysteR]

Love how old mate put supervisor on to book your package. Your a legend dude keep it up!

[MatthewOnciul]

3:13 ha ha lol

[SuperBrickbuilder]

copapedia

[TheMainMane]

HAPPY YEAR!

[1050hooligan]

You should have your own TV show!

[submergedindirt]

You have got this down to a science my man!

[jlm325]

this is sooo funny it hurts to laugh

[toolmantom263]

haha eyes like dinner plates ur trippin balls hahaha

[hockeypuckmtdew]

ahhh gerant, you never get old haha

[pigfaceddog]

YEAH BABY!!! I COMMENTED ON EVERY FUCKIN PRANK VID YOU HAVE!!! And you danced in celebration for me. HAIL to you. Also you know what would make this even better? If you and your wife take me to Coober Petey and moan with me some Opals! Anyways now I'm gonna go look at your other vids and comment on them :D

[gerantgerant]

OK... I'm elsewhere in the country at the moment.

I will reply to every word of your awesomeness.

I am a grateful.

I will fight you.

You left me fifty comments and I am now officially a sexy.

I will eat your dick.

I LOVE your dedication.

Chat soon stud.

[MommySaysIAmSpecial]

Happy Year!

Merry Day!

Your my hero.

Youve inspired me to call

microsoft and too complain

about mice in my laptop.

It will be great. Bahaha

[gerantgerant]

Excuse me,

I'm being a drunk right now.

Can you get my shit together?

[MommySaysIAmSpecial]

YES!

I will get yo shit together, first:

1.) Get an rag and some rum, and a match

2.) Put the rag in the bottle of rum, and light the rag.

3.) Throw the bottle at your foot

Its healthy.

[gerantgerant]

I like you.

[MommySaysIAmSpecial]

Oh so my medications worked?

Very well.

[NenehShagg]

"I've taken it but not eaten it", ROFL, I face that problem every single day! Welcome back, mate!

[gerantgerant]

Cheers! Let's hope there's plenty more this rockin' as the year progresses!

[digswins]

Hey Gerant,Funny shit.Itd be happy year merry day to come moaning for opals in coober pedy with you but its too underground for me,Im too mainstream.Tell Mrs Gerant I says Hello Mrs Gerant.

Go well....

[gerantgerant]

I like the whole underground spin you put on it there. Nice pun work. I'm impressed. Mrs gerant replies to your hello.

[richoombie]

did daniel ever call you back?

[gerantgerant]

Unfortunately... nope.

[RossRadiation]

what you have taken on your breakfast? indeed.

[gerantgerant]

Lunch?

What kind of question is that anyway? Of course I was I high on that crazy pot. Why else would I have so much time for him!?

Indeed!

[ams125thump]

man your a wirdo

[gerantgerant]

Yeah... but what constitutes weird these days?

I know of grown men who ride miniature motor bikes!

[superdanno]

P.S. "quote from what i have just watched" you crazy kid.

[gerantgerant]

Don't

[superdanno]

put a shirt on its difficult to watch these when i have a raging boner

[gerantgerant]

I had to take my shirt off as I was having troubles talking to him with my raging boner.

I always found the sight of myself naked a complete turn off... that's why I masturbate fully clothed.

[kingharry87]

Kuba Petee - They moan for opal's

I want to moan for opal's mate

[gerantgerant]

It's all in the flick of the wrist.

[Cyanidedeath]

Happy Year! You make my day special.

[gerantgerant]

Special Days for your Merry Merry jingle bells.

[ockaa]

215 did he say new zealand land.

[gerantgerant]

You know he did. It's just a little to the north east of Australia Land.

[unit45x]

moan fur opals

[gerantgerant]

Fur opals!?

Sounds like a kidney stone from a minx!

[drumsaremypassion]

lol moan for urples

[gerantgerant]

Sometimes you just gotta!

[paTieNTdEaD]

check your other account for a straight anwser

[gerantgerant]

Champion! Great message... I love straight answers!

[sickdiggitydog]

Happy year Gerant :)

[gerantgerant]

I'm want it to happen in three hundred days! SUPER! Time for a good one. Thank you for asking. Great time for all to be COMFORT!

[wilso666]

HAPPY YEARRR!!!

[gerantgerant]

MERRY DAY! Have a time for your special!

[ausfoolia1111]

haha I want to see more " high " calls

[gerantgerant]

You can't be trusted. You're obviously a drug addict.

[dsibley]

Marshall sounded hot

[gerantgerant]

That's because... quite frankfurt... Marshall is me.

[itsageoffrushthing]

Killer comeback!

[gerantgerant]

Hey it's not the lost golden city, but I'm chuffed none the less!

Thank you for all your awesome time and comments! You ROCK!

[FunLovingCriminals77]

moan for opals

[gerantgerant]

They're not gonna moan for themselves... Someone's gonna have to take one for the team!

[FunLovingCriminals77]

Dude you inspire me i was waiting all day for one to call me but nada

and like you i had 12 inches cut my hair

dude u are an inspeartion but im drunk maybe i feel diff later

[nitr0burn]

OMFG, I watched this video and happened to launch another video in the Background, the music from the background video perfectly meshed with the prank call and made it seem much more 'trippy'. However, there was not enough Poop to continue.

[gerantgerant]

What was the vid you mashed it with? I love playing you tube DJ, some vids are just made for layering!

[amazmace]

I dated Mary Day.

[gerantgerant]

She's a good girl and she means well, but I will never let her make me breakfast EVER again!

[BloyruXD]

COOBER PEDY!

[gerantgerant]

Moan for Opals!

[aussieidentity]

::::: I be laughing out loud at this present time.

[gerantgerant]

I did my best to make it worth your wait.

[Jagamp]

hahaha That was brilliant LOL

So good to see someone get their own back on those telesales people hahaha :)

[gerantgerant]

I see it as a service I provide to the community. The longer I can keep them on the line, the less time they have to bother you!

[Andywarski]

lmfao your so random to these guys

[gerantgerant]

Random is what we do best Andy!

COMFORT!

[Vashkur]

Merry Day and Happy Year to you Gerant.

Awesome Vid!

I'll be in town for another 12mths bro so looking forward to catching up soon, with you and your gorgeous bride

Comfort!

P.S. dont forget to take your bfast and your lunch

[gerantgerant]

Radness is good for the heart... and you provide much of the aforementioned goodness.

COMFORT UNITED!

[gerantgerant]

Haahahaa... what a jerk. What a freak! btw Australia sucks!? What is wrong with people? I like how he expects you to be grateful for his time spent uploading and EDITING! I have no time for bootleg pirates on youtube. Give me pure DYI video posted by the creator/artist! You should hook this chump with ol' Anon.

[RenegadeFaith]

The prank calls are back like a heart attack!! merry comfort inn!

[gerantgerant]

I know Comfort as one would know Merry in a Happy Year. Things are good times when Daniel frowns on your breakfast.

[dreamtymefilms]

Happy Year!!!! Moaning for Opals? Freakin hilarious!

[gerantgerant]

It's easy, you just stand at the top of the mine and moan as if one were either in extreme pain or exquisite pleasure... I'm yet to gain any Opals from the experience, but I can vouch for the great times had! Sure beats frigging for coal!

[dreamtymefilms]

Oh, I get it, that's how I look for hookers! Now, frigging for coal sounds like fun!

[pigfaceddog]

I mean honestly who doesn't approve of drug use for breakfast?Or lunch. Hell anythime's a good time especially with a happy year and a merry day!

[gerantgerant]

This is the Happiest Year yet since Merry Day, I think I'll leave the needle in my arm for the next phone call!

[hatemeproductions]

Back with a bang is right! You had me laughing right out of my chair!!!

I hope Danial calls you back

[gerantgerant]

I think we can count on Daniel calling me back... I'll be ready for him, but will he be ready for me?

[MrBrainSander]

MERRY DAY ! Mine just got off to a SMILEY START.  Thanks !

[gerantgerant]

Happy Smiley Day! Enjoy your Comfort.

[humdot]

Lol that crazy kid Daniel, always up to no good. Tssk tssk.

[gerantgerant]

He wouldn't know what to do with me.. I mean it... I mean, well. You know.

[NextLifeDK]

I want to go to Adelaide and stay at Franklins.

Can you give me Marshall's number.

(Did he call back?)

[gerantgerant]

This happened today, the next phone call is approximately twelve hours away... and I'm counting them down one at a time!

I'll shoot for Marshall's number for you. I think it would be great to be able to call him at home as he does me.

[FPSunderscoreSam]

5 stars you amazing bastard =P

[gerantgerant]

I love that shit! Cheers buddy!

[bugsnbeetles]

Hehe! When you thought they had hung up the phone you looked absolutely shattered. lol At number 33 these pranks seem to be just getting better and better. Keep up the hilarity Gerant.

[gerantgerant]

I'll admit that they get a little lazy and/or sloppy occasionally, but I was determined to come back with a BANG after such a break. SUCCESS and COMFORT all rolled into one!

Let's hope he phones me back tomorrow.. I'm sure he will. Daniel sounds to me like a man of his word, even if he doesn't approve of drug use for breakfast.

Happy Year BnB!

[albertoalan]

QUICK!!! Get the supervisor!

[gerantgerant]

When all else fails... ask for Daniel!

[RedUncle]

wicked!! hahaha I love it! Marshall is having a "happy year"

[gerantgerant]

Merry Day... Yes Daniel!

COMFORT!