Alana's thoughts on "go-go juice" (Drunken Version)

[MegaDeathwish69]

Yep that's Mountain Dew mixed with vodka

[hipposnuggle]

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[calgaryfamesrock100]

her special juice is a mix of red bull and moutain dew

[gennaiafebbraio]

Oh my God people stop being cruel and ignorant! Don't call her ugly, fat, etc! This is a public forum, Alana will read these comments and I'm really hoping that she doesn't end up more damaged because of it! I don't agree with this pageant bullshit either but don't be an arsehole and abuse the poor girl!

[Thexyzsummoner1]

Oh no!!!!!! Frog human hybrid we are all going to die!!!!!!

[LeenBeen64]

1:47

[suckerpunck2000]

so what you gonna do about it!

ms.drunk pants plus lay off the donouts fatty!

[suckerpunck2000]

well you thing youre a honey boo boo child well thing agian youre ugly and not atractive!

i,m the honey boo boo child!

[lnofalko]

she sould be arrested

[TripleJExpress]

Flabbiness!!!

[annamariezie]

lol press 8 omg the mom

[xoitsrachel]

Oh my god I actually saw this episode. Too funnyy

[jamesjad11]

I think the mom should stop putting testosterone in her boo boo'S juice it's turning her daughter into a man

[ThePanicAtTheDisco1]

She acts like Shananay

[Nightshadefire]

CPS needs to intervene and the mom needs her head checked

[Nightshadefire]

wow this world is fucked up....

[solorocker4]

um,,,well,,,,um,,, i really don't know what to say.

[HeadNigraInCharge]

when the mom started talking I laughed so hard that I drooled on myself lmao

[TheKillerchick10]

Can we kill it with fire?jk

[RockYourLyrics]

1:31 MA BABAY!

[YattaGGG]

@RockYourLyrics press 1:31 over and over to see her humping

[GeorgiaP314]

so it wasn't drunk before?



[mariemichel92]

my special juice is gonna help me wiiiiiiiiiin lolololol

[MrZombieslayer2001]

Fucking Drunk Panzzie

[Iamthesuperstar1]

shes six addicted to red bull and acts like that yeah shes going to win a award to be on Jerry when red bull isn't enough and she finds crack

[thebitchcraft]

This girl will make a great comedian when she grows up

[MattloverTFM]

She has good facial beauty, but what the mother is putting on this child isnt right. Real beauty isnt going up on stage in a dress and winning Grand Supreme.

[SyPhyN69]

this kid and her parents need their ass beat bad!

[JamaicanCutie18]

first gogojuice

then coke

[kornflak4s]

0:21 she looks like chucky



[02means]

I wish her mom would stop giving her that "juice". She's going to be obese and horrible teeth, and have a really messed up self image.

[jstar3293]

@02means well first off fat, yeah...but those are baby teeth...if a kid drinks soda, doesnt matter teeth wise, they are falling out

[MrSuperMikey]

Coming to the trailer park near you !!!!!!

[juggalette42016]

she sounds black

[Raiden6670]

her mom looks like Bruce Valanch

[WtfImsantaclaus]

girls this age should NOT be introduced to garbage like this.

[Coolpeeps25]

honey boo boo??? shes fat n ugly just saying she sure takes after her mother

[Coolpeeps25]

rofl

[tatertot554]

shes chubby how can she be in pagents haha

[VampireKick]

@tatertot554 so you think that only skinny kids are beautiful?

[tatertot554]

@VampireKick no not at all i like her its just when i think of pagents i do think of skinny girls so thats what i was trying to get at and she so cute and funny

[RanniBoBanni]

This is exactly why I will never put my child through pageants. That's disgusting.

[dslewinski]

this is really sad. I don't like to talk bad about children- she is young and isn't being given a good example to learn from,and that isn't her fault. Poor thing- she looks like a Muppet. I really do pray for this child.

[meeknsweet127]

she isn't even cute what the hell is she in pageants for little miss porker USA i mean really all jokes aside she looks like a hills have eyes offspring she isn't cute

[thestreakedcat]

0:11 That's the whole reason you came to see this.

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

aww how adorable, she looks like a little jabba the hut.

[ninjarawr33]

they is fat sombody help me i blinded by fat ness



[kklola1]

I WAS ON MINECRAFT VIDEO HOW DID I ENDUP HERE! XD oh Youtube.

[MoodBurger]

sounds like a gay black man

[brist2468]

she sound like her mom 

[cookiesmonsterp]

It's like she's on drug! This is sad...all she did is just to win that stupid crown!

[IL0veMoz]

@cookiesmonsterp this is a joke, the tone of voice was made on purpose, she sounds normal on the original.

[cookiesmonsterp]

@IL0veMoz But parents really give them those kinda juice right? Isn't it too dangerous for children? I don't know....maybe you can answer my questions. I'm just worried it will affect them in the future.

[EnjoiSkate87]

@cookiesmonsterp Don't worry, be afraid because it will mess them up in the future. The mother gives it to her on a daily basis and whith the redbull in it it will cause liver problems in the future, just saying.

[IL0veMoz]

@cookiesmonsterp yea it will affect them, her parents are irresponsible, prob have heart problems, bad for there weight, people have nearly died of heart attack because of drinking these drinks all the time, and yea they do give her it alot.

[GoddessFulaniYiraX]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

[emilovesyouxp]

GoGo Juice is mountain dew and red bull.

[Tezukidono]

I laughed myself to tears at 1:29! X'D

[Ruby5443]

sounds like gay black guy

[zaribabylil]

gogo juice is mountion dew with the label torn off

[LiveLaughhSingg]

@zaribabylil I think so as well. In an interview the mom and girl said there's energy drink mixed in, too.

[smoshpost]

Go Go Juice is basically just crack with 7-up

[mrsakare]

GuyS don't make fun of her she's clearly retarted

[xolacrosselover11xo]

@mrsakare she actually isnt.

[MiDragonfli]

She going to have weight problems she also seems delayed

[PrAgUeBaRrElRaCer10]

Is the mom speaking whale?? LMAO

[tammy3dicks]

HAHAHAHAHA 400 MORE LBS AND THATS WHAT THIS SLOB OF A CHILD IS GOING TO SOUND LIKE.

[ITZxJACQUELYNxBITCH]

you would think when she would jump around she would be skinny (:

[Jocelynthecoolguy]

she is 6 and she has boobs.....

im 15 and mine are like ninjas- they're here but you just can't see it...

[CallOfGaming39]

@Jocelynthecoolguy i rocked my daisy duke

[TheBeBeCaCa]

@Jocelynthecoolguy that's cause ur a dude...

[Vrcmannetje]

@Jocelynthecoolguy yeaj but she is probably fat :$ your not? i gues

[KirodanH]

@Jocelynthecoolguy those are the best kind! you never know when they'll strike O_O

[mkmarion]

omg at the end when she said "i feel sad" i thought she was going to say "sexy"!! XD thumbs up if you thought she would say the same!!

[geglamb]

hahahahah omgosh 1:35

[wilburandi]

press 4 a bunch of times...

[mkmarion]

@wilburandi i didnt work :(

[MEGAJK421]

1:53 "I feel ....... ssaaaaadddddd"

[StopForAMinuteNSmile]

"SMILE BABEH!!" OMFG I PEED MYSELF! She sounded like the Hut XDDD

[KittyOhayashi]

1:29 LOLOL xD

[plumpychunky]

lol the mom now both sounds and looks like jabba the hut

[madisonhope11]

i luv dat show

[arayalrio]

0:55 - 0:57 ...does she have armpit hair?

[ookami3380]

politics is the problem in america, biggest after the bankers and companies.

BUT THIS this is the main problem. parenting, state of mind and low iq.

[nametide]

this some messed up shit seriously whats the freggin point of it all lmao how stupid!!!

[froggayify]

does anyone realize the mothers are all ugly as mother----?

[misslolipop49]

she is going to die early.

[BlahRecorder]

wow.That mom is SICK! what kind of mom gives her daughter a ENERGY DRINK WITH CAFFEINE? really! and that kid looks like shes on drugs! her mom doesnt even care about her ,she just wants MONEY

[Alyrose1123]

omg ha-lar-ri-yus!!!!!!

[32460b]

Ma Specal Joosh is gone help meh WHIINNNN! Lol!!

[EllieKasane]

Go-go juice? Her behavior makes me question what is put in it O_o

[crownedkitty67]

least she's being a kid

0:56

[izzythekitty45]

Lol so funny!!!!

[KrazyKazoo116]

Thumbs up if you want to shoot thes girls' mothers.

[NYKID10014]

GO-GO JUICE! 

[himaytattz]

Parent shd try placebo.and see she still hyper

[MsNoodles2009]

Shes like a little Benny Hill with a wig and drunk ... o_O

[kev8338]

Who does this to a 6 yr old?  Let alone mate with such fat whale lol

[Mizlymiz]

No wonder she is drunk all the go go juice

[janarosem]

The mom looks like the bad guy that lives in the painting from Ghostbusters 2.

[feoman666]

lOl

[arayalrio]

1:48 LOL!

[JanJanners]

Her mom should have eaten her by now, don't you think?

[mrb543]

Wat happened to her voice ?



[danielitox77]

Being A Pimp Is Hard ---> 1:28 :troll:

[lyricalbarbie1]

"A dolla make me holla HONEY BOO BOO!!"

[daniepdx]

Hilarious!!!

[tanman965]

how the fuck did i end up here, this is like a new low on youtube for me, and ive been deep

and ive only been on youtube for 20 min

[fashiontip21]

lol SMILE BABY!

[NinaVerven]

the end "i feel... ...sad" xD

[BlackXxMoon]

Oh... my god... Wtf?

[TheBlankThought]

wtf is in that juice?!

[usednotloved]

this kid is annoying...

[rockyroad4565]

have they drugged the child?



[codbw]

MY HONEY BOO BOO!!! O jeez hillarious

[meadow1001]

funny

[LiveLifeYoung1]

i love this one

[gaarafangirl54]

The voice at 1:29 I'M DYING

[themarkruffalo]

@gaarafangirl54 I AM BORN AGAIN.

[FunnyMissteapot]

LOL

[CeceandRockyAddicts]

Hello weird part of YouTube!!

[4nim3fr33k]

Wtf

[referomemoria]

ana nicole smith lives on!

[maddiejewel26]

ewwww!!!!!!!!

[MonsterArrow]

1:28 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - Wait...HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA

[OutcastRemix]

The way she looks at the camera... ohdeargod. 0:43

[JeradNW]

the title should say things ghetto black chicks say

[CLOWNYCASHEW]

its funny how when the mom is saying her daughter has a personality of her own she is also showing her what to do. this is truly pathetic

[rachelle3262]

she think she bad she not fat ****** i hate her she ulgy and she a pito

[ICONicFigureSkater]

Me honey boo boo child :D

[leaslic]

1:28 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­ahahahahahahahaha

[KOURTNEYKARIN]

love alana!!!(:

[EndOfaDarkCampaign]

MONAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[rOCKtOAvril]

She is not cute she is mental!!!

[sickchickflick]

@rOCKtOAvril

They are all fucking mental

[OmgAnaCanBurp]

1:29 "SMILE BABY!" Made me laugh so fricken hard.

[BlueHeelerPup1]

Mom sounds like Godzilla

[MileyCyrusRulesBOBW]

HAAHAH

[xoxjls]

I love watching children get exploited by their parents.

[ktroo82]

Excuse me while I DIE OF LAUGHTER ON THE FLOOR!!!! XD

[jhy39600]

that speacil juuice is monster,

[Meganrulez34]

A dollar make me hollar honey boo boo!! My friend started saying that on the bus!

[MandyHarmony]

Is it me or the mom has bad gas at 1:47 ....

[CaptainLemonDrop]

This is the sh**!!!!! Win!

[8azile8]

"Smile baby!" hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[selenaafo]

@8azile8 HAHAHAHAHA

[kittygalore69]

LOL...i LOVE the bored look on her face when she says, "Beauty is sooo boring--I don't wanna do it."

[mmcarson]

My favorite so far! :)

[suluksummuskulus]

you gotta be german!