How To Ruin Xbox Live For Everyone Else

[BrainSlugz]

I fell offendedby this video.....

[torchic678]

avoid xbox live ruined get a ps3, i get it! because there is no xbox live on ps3!

[OKKWAMOS]

This works on steam as well! Confirmed!

[ahm3s]

maybe sometimes in the distant future someone will invent a magical option that will stop certain players from transmitting their nonsense over microphone. something like "mute-that-****-sucker". who knows... maybe not.

[CheetoPasta]

lol all the comments are talking about xbox vs ps3...... WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!! there 2 different consoles with (mostly) different games. it doesnt matter!!!!

[krazedgunner]

you cack handed lil gick

[LeGitkilsteals]

-the pissing everywhere it just sounds like me Lol

[TheVandee15]

This is hilarious.

[pufixas]

I pee in my bathroom

[MrLiljoman]

My opinoin but i think its true -

PS3=Xbox<PC

[soinc222]

just get ps3 it is the best man

[Hamodey1500]

WHEATLY FROM PORTAL 2 VOICE!!!!!!!!!!1111 :D

[OoBrosephStalinoO]

No matter what game you play there will be a large child fan base, and said kids got their mums to buy them a mic and the mums thought it would keep them busy for ever so they didnt have to deal with those whiny little douches.

[leonelG90]

At least we dont get our ass hacked

[darkshadowH4RT]

just want to say i own a 360 but i think ps3 is alot quieter

[deeganbro]

Xbox is gay? How bout you go shove your ps3 inside your network.

[MikeyTheGuitarist]

i've had my instances of annoying ass little twat kids on Playstation Network, not going to lie, but I personally think there's less of them there than on Xbox live

[MrSpamonly]

Xbox just suck. They baby there players with easy games and walk them through there every day challenges.

[vColdplayy]

The sink?

[lawpage007]

Still fun

[autonomous2010]

What are you talking about?

I yell ROFLCOPTER out loud in real life all the time and not once have I gotten my ass kicked over it.

[MissUndercity]

looks like I found the World of Warcraft community guide, 2009-present.

[pandafrogs]

This kinda sounds like will from the inbetweeners

[SnappyPenguins]

Who'd be able to survive without VideoJug?

[officialmw2king]

How To Avoid Xbox Live Being Ruined:

step 1: get a ps3 :D

[Giibr4n]

@officialmw2king No i have a PS3 a Wii and a 360 and PS3 is not the solution so i don't know why you would type that, the solution is to mute the kids simple and easy and FREE.

[fourpetersfakeandgay]

@Giibr4n I'd rather choose buying a PS3

[lDisneyHQ]

@officialmw2king how to avoid being a faggot:

steo 1: kill yourself.

[ConnorHere]

@officialmw2king How to know when you're wrong. Have 10 likes.

764,119 views, minus the 10 likes for this comment = 764,109 people who know PC and xbox are better.

[KINGOFAERODRONE]

@officialmw2king hey kid, ps3s death led to bin ladens death, SO FUCK YOU

[Quozah]

@officialmw2king Yeah with your shitty mics. Cool story Bro.

[MFCepicTV]

@officialmw2king How To Avoid Xbox Live Being Ruined:

step 1: Ignore any idiot trying to show off with asian electronics.

step 2: Mute the idiots, do your role and enjoy.

step 3: ...

step 4: Profit.

[thefoodgamer1]

pmg so true i play games evryay and i be myself but dickheads like this ruin the fun :/

[DaleJohnPorter]

I mic spam and its fun.

[inferno33126]

2:26 red ring of death :)

[Vykkdraygo713]

WHEATLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING GO BACK TO PORTAL 2

[IroneGuy]

This is why i love the mute button.

[NinjaaTunaa]

I Fucking love this guy, his commentaries are amazing :D

[ieatflood]

actually, the grand majority of people who play on Live started playing with the original service, and it was during that portion of time where many people had to put up with whiny kids: I know; i was one at the time. the majority of people that actually play now are the same people, but have grown. I was only eleven when halo 2 came out. I'm eighteen, and much more mature. Most games have civil conversation (abeit playful trash talk between friends) the winy kid stereotype isn't very true.

[Ln6Ec]

Every time I sell a mature rated game to an irresponsible parent, I will throw in a copy of this video!

[JustBeingAnthony]

It's so sad. I see people in the comments being douchebags as well. If every douchebag got banned from XBL, there would be about 500 people on there. Seriously. People are such fucking idiots. I'm sick of hearing all the bullshit every time I play a game of MW3 or BF3. I just mute everyone.

[SumPure]

@JustBeingAnthony same otherwise you just get a 10 year old acting like there black over xbl

[jman95mf]

@SumPure or calling you gay witch isnt an insult its just what you like so basically their saying that lyou like but men but whatif you do their not offending you their just stating the obvious and some of them are also racist idiots that like you said pretend their a black gangster that lives on the streets when actually their just self intitled litlle twats that think they rule the world thats what happens when parents dont know when to hit them and make them realise that they cant do that

[ARavingLooony]

this is pretty much everyone who plays cod or people who refuse to accept they suck at battlefield who have come straight from cod

[moviemanrock]

the narrator sounds like will off the inbetweeners :)

[ObservedFIREFLY]

just be justin bieber or "the pro"

[skimcy1]

Play black ops zombies with your friends for 8 hours then come offline so they come oddline aswell

[davidofchinkov41]

u must have watched charlie brooker XD love it!!

[NBK3051]

xblive4free(dot)com?join=16738­

[Dionysus108]

pretty good, but crazy filmker's was better

[Daunderdawg95]

at the end of the week he will be banned he forgot to mention

[DevilDickEyes]

1:08

yeh*BOOOP*ihj*BOOOP*ihu*BOOOP*­nigeyablierGAAAAY.

[danelben1]

///cashle.com/us/687/Xbox-Live­?ref=demonsbell///

XBOX LIVE FREE

[Cheerios11992]

Chewbacca doesn't wear pants. Therefore he is not capable of dry humping, poor bag pipes.

[Hoxboxman]

GetMyMicrosoftPoints(dot)com/?­i=231564

[MegaJoe123321]

Isnt this the truth

[karatepirus]

This guy is very angry :)

[ForestHero11]

I miss these classic VideoJug videos. What happened to them?

[blazingfire360]

so um... can any1 else hear wtf he is saying half of the time?

[BagTheMEAT]

is this wheatley?

[TheDirectorJames]

You sound like will from the inbetweeners loool

[ThEmAfIaStUdIoUs]

guide to be a troll lol

[loveilybabi61]

lol i can bend to your needs

[NAMKOMBAT]

1:38



[aligi13]

FKIN FAIRY ADVERT

[fluuphiye]

The sad part is that people seem to do stuff like that.

[TheTyger25]

Lol

[shenronx1000]

NERD RAGE!

[The1hamburgler]

I'm sorry I didn't catch that , how do I annoy ppl on Xbox live?

[HeadFonez3]

...Wheatley?

[pimpinaround]

Who else thought of Call of duty/Battle Field?

[XxTreetailxX]

thank god I dont have xBox

[MrROBTHEONE]

sounds like will from inbetweeners

[randomaccountonface]

Bad idea.. I made little Kids playing cod cry lol. All I did was go round killing them..

[darkmatter1977]

This video is just showing a sample on what is comming to Modern Warfare 3 lol

[G4merReviews]

@darkmatter1977 ikr, i just go and say stuff your self then they start swearing, there only like lil 10 years old.

[misteraccident]

Step 42: pause the game

Step 43: pull up a Rick roll

Step 44: Rick roll the h@ll out of everyone

[Marcusyaho]

@misteraccident Good one xD

Step 45: pause the game again

Step 46: pull up epic sax guy 10 hours

Step 47: epic sax everyone

[MasterxMorgan]

Re-name it to this:

How To Be a Faggot

[BCete]

@MasterxMorgan you are offending the homos. They dont wanna be compared to "the little kid who proberly dont know what sex is. Yet he is firing of the word faggot like a homophobic machinegun"

[MasterxMorgan]

Who cares if I'm offending them? They shouldn't be, because that word means "bundle of sticks."

[BCete]

@MasterxMorgan i wanted to see if you got one :D have you seen sanity not included?

[MasterxMorgan]

Um...

[dudealishes]

Why did the add start playing at 0:06

[SinChi707]

I thought this was a vid of Link playing Xbox 360 .-.

[Fallendieyou]

did that pedo look like homer simpson but white...?

[DaGreedyGamer]

This must be the guide 9 year olds watch before going onto Xbox Live

[FL546]

@DaGreedyGamer this must be the guide your mum watches before i slept with her last night

[jambojambojambojambo]

who's this steven merchant rip off?

[zikleTV]

step 16 Then take ur vest friends xbox and throw it on the ground. when he isnt looking ,

step 17 , say hes xbox crashed.

step 18 , let him, sell u all hes new games for like 5 bucks a game =]]

[highlandcommando]

@HyperProsphateHd step 13 buys gears 3

step 14 xbox does what it does best and carves upt disc like thanksgiving turkey.

step 15 take xbox out back and deliver the swift axe off justice.

[upn2daleft]

How To Ruin Xbox Live For Everyone Else:

Stop making FPS war games.

[WonkyTonkBotty]

726 people are the dumbasses this video completely makes fun of.

[andresfuba]

New step: Put high volume nyan cat or navi.

[zinnyBronx]

step 1 for real gamers on Xbox Live --> select player and MUTE!

[natmanhyde]

Sounds bait like ashens

[highlandcommando]

step 9, throw xbox in river

step 10, buy ps3



[HyperPhosphateHD]

@highlandcommando Step 11: get hacked on PSN.

Step12: go back and fish xbox out.

[BCete]

@highlandcommando yeah like they are more mature...WAIT ARE THEY?!!!! or are you just a fanboy crushing my dreams...Just say it....I can take it T____T

[LilyCindajx626]

ha Im a young girl with the most incredible smile

[awsomeaxum]

@LilyCindajx626 no u dont bitch

[RapBoy200]

@0:45 i loled hard when he said lol

[DjThundergun]

thumbs up if you hate kids playing first persons

[superops7000]

Someone who should really get banned is LegndaryLuke117, this guy already got me banned for a month on Xbox and he is a dirty hacker.

If you want to do Xbox live a favor file complaints agents LegndaryLuke117.

If we do that will be one less hacker on xbox.

[gracia95]

723 people ruined it for PSN instead

[ahaetulla]

The narrator sounds like B1. Or maybe B2. You know, from Bananas in Pajamas.

[turbochargedfilms]

@ahaetulla More like Wheatly from Portal 2.

[vot22zx]

can i link ppl to this in game? that would be the greatest thing ever

[Jung3r]

this is stupid, way to waste your time

[inuyashasdog]

Who discusses tactics on xbl?

[shawnkozmenski]

lol too fucking true oh the dumnasses of the world

[MarijuanDon09]

lmao

[Hyperdog456]

Luckily I have a ps3

[elmehman]

@Hyperdog456 Still applicable. Just play SP games.

[joevideosefc]

he sounds a bit like mr gilbert of the inbetweeners

[TalesOfGod]

-_- Xbox live sucks anyways. Pretty much every person I met on there did all the things that he just mentioned.

[SplaserFilms]

1:24: The Sunshine Hurts My Eyes lol its a song

[Sexaulchocalte100]

i fuck people up on psn without a speaker

[DIsturbios1234]

I play this at full volume over halo III on Live....

[TheMaddestHatter100]

this video is fucking halarious

[spenceDc]

silly British people

[TheKillingducks]

@spenceDc dumb yanky

[downwithcheesecake]

breath into your mic.. talk really loud into the mic play loud music in the background. turn your tv up really loud. call people faggots over and over and over again for no reason. tea bag people after killing them so they can see it in the kill cam. pretend you know everything about the game and tell ppl what to do even tho your KD is .oooooooooooooo1

[IFdUrMaI]

Anybody else notice how he keeps aiming in for no reason?

[FanimusMaximus]

Wheatley, is that you?

[Olliedodge1991]

I'm 12 and what is this?

[MrHjld]

@Olliedodge1991 Just dont buy a mic.

[ShadowbaneOverload]

@MUSEFAN8383

Let's go play some Pokemon SoulSilver/HeartGold!

(need to play game to get joke)

[MUSEFAN8383]

@paulmeneer

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[porterbehling]

@paulmeneer fuck Europeans. We fought off the British and claimed freedom. Don't try to give Europeans credit for creating the worlds best country.

[reuben0110]

@porterbehling oh lawd. i feel sorry for people like you.

[MUSEFAN8383]

@porterbehling

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[deltrae3]

@paulmeneer I THREW YOUR COMMENT TO THE GROUND!

[godsimaginery74]

@paulmeneer eveybody is fucking annoying

[SuperColey1234]

hehe

[ShadowbaneOverload]

@tanya6k No, you just don't know grammar either. Fixed:

'Let me guess, you're American.  Yeah, your country originated from Britain, Spain, Ireland and France so fuck yourself because you're calling your ancestors annoying.' Your = something that is possessed by you You're = You are

Your =/= You're

I, for one, got all four of my required English credits and am going to college.

[MUSEFAN8383]

@ShadowbaneOverload

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[AnotherYTPChannel]

Princess of Persia at 1:26.

[GoldenCLz]

This is all soo truee :') God Bless America :') :L

[ShadowbaneOverload]

@paulmeneer

*grammarnaziattacks*

You mad?

Also..

FIX YOUR YOUR'S BROTHA

[BULLANATORxM1]

@paulmeneer lololololololol epic fail on your part America is a country it has no ancestors and it originated from Britain also ancestors are people from your family tree so maybe his ancestor was Spanish so he is half Spanish half American. >.> lol learn before you talk.

[thebloxxeronroblox]

Also applies for PSN

[Mattycold01]

Moan moan moan, what a depressing video!

[JonniAnhydrous]

oh, mufuh can call me a cack-handed little git but you go and bleep out that other shit?

[Lov3RsPk]

@paulmeneer You know more countries from europe went there right? Stupid fuck

[Hoskins1206]

Sounds like Will or Gilbert from the Inbetweeners?

[MisterMaker2point0]

sounds like wheatly from portal 2... lol forget the guys real name

[moonlightkisu]

ah, back in my day, we actually played games without any of the homophobic, racist and sexist douchebaggery.

[Jessica8653]

Go on Blackops S&D Lobby

Play JustinBieber

LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF ;D

[funnyboiran225]

I'm 14 but every time i talk, i end chatting up some girl or getting sided by a loada high-pitched beiber fanboi's... And that's when I try to piss people off...

[Awesome4life100]

@funnyboiran225 lol nice work ^_^

[MrGerardnl]

how to ruin xbox live?

requerments: must be over 14

players online: 10

[IceCoolG4mes]

im 14. i hate those 10 yr old pre-pubesent kids screaming thru their mics. so i did the moral thing knowing others wouldnt really wanna hear me over the internet i gave my headset to a friend.

[MetalFanx2000]

@IceCoolG4mes And my 3 year sister chewed on my headset, so now FINALLY I got a reason not to join this annoying nine year old's parties. Not like I was doing it before but he started sending me voice messages :)

[TheAnalDestr0yer]

instead of bitching about the young people who SHOULD be playing video games, go get a fucking job and leave you basement brit fag old man

[TheShnoka]

@WildWesttt7 facepalm*

[CrafterBazimon]

is this weatley speaking '本'

[CappinKelsi]

This made me lose the game :P

[TheShnoka]

@WildWesttt7 facepalm*

[TheShnoka]

@WildWesttt7 typical nerd.

[TheShnoka]

@WildWesttt7 i dont have an xbox...i have a ps3 i am just saying why do you have to fight which system is better, you aren't getting any where doing so.

[anon7096]

Is that..... Wheatley?

[TheShnoka]

@WildWesttt7 oh another console war...and where in life is this getting you...

[H4Y4BUS4SP4RT4N]

missing step: deepen your voice so you sound older and go on about being a hacker with a "Venom J-TAG" or whatever hacking tool they pretend to have!

[xNylo]

soulition to this - The mute button