I made a wrong turn about 1:43 minutes back. I just looked aout the window and saw I am at the corner of Moron and Shithead. I must make it back to Sanity Street before it is too late.
I am just taking a guess here, but I am sure this song was thought up by a bunch of idiots sitting around getting high and saw a candy bar wrapper on the floor of their rotted mobile home and thought they had a great idea: The Candy Bar Song.
Warning: DON'T SMOKE AND THINK. THIS IS THE SAD RESULT WHEN YOU DO.
This isn't the song I was expecting. About 20 years ago, I heard one of those "story with a musical background" records on the radio in which every noun was a candy bar. It was a little off-color and ended with "... then, I put my ButterFinger in her KitKat and 9 months later a BabyRuth came out". The next day, the same DJ was apologizing profusely, probably because someone threatened to call the FCC. Never hear it again.
If you want to hear a really funny candy bar song listen to "Candy Wrapper" by Bird and Macdonald on YouTube, then buy the original "Dukes Of Disgusting" album now available on iTunes.
A couple of years ago an imposter friend of mine bought with him a couple of Hersey bars to me from New York(USA) I live in Norway, so this was a very special experience for me and my other friends. We like to think that we have very good chocolate over here, but the Hershey bar was not all that bad. I would never otherwise have been able to taste this great bar. I`m now in love with Hershey, PA! This dude actually migrated from the U.S. to live in Norway :-) Cool candy song.
@mybluebelly Some chocolate connoisseurs don't even consider Hershy and Nestle bars real chocolate, for some reason I can't recall. I've tried chocolates that must have come from $100 boxes, but, to tell you the truth, a $1 Heshey bar tastes at least as good to me as any other chocolate. Having low-brow American taste can sometimes save you a ton of money.
I made a wrong turn about 1:43 minutes back. I just looked aout the window and saw I am at the corner of Moron and Shithead. I must make it back to Sanity Street before it is too late.
I am just taking a guess here, but I am sure this song was thought up by a bunch of idiots sitting around getting high and saw a candy bar wrapper on the floor of their rotted mobile home and thought they had a great idea: The Candy Bar Song.
Warning: DON'T SMOKE AND THINK. THIS IS THE SAD RESULT WHEN YOU DO.
Cynbad63 1 month ago
This isn't the song I was expecting. About 20 years ago, I heard one of those "story with a musical background" records on the radio in which every noun was a candy bar. It was a little off-color and ended with "... then, I put my ButterFinger in her KitKat and 9 months later a BabyRuth came out". The next day, the same DJ was apologizing profusely, probably because someone threatened to call the FCC. Never hear it again.
lrd9999 7 months ago
@lrd9999 IKR
harryporkermovies 5 months ago
lol such original lyrics
ThunderCowNinja 10 months ago
lol
ThunderCowNinja 10 months ago
lol
chriswaldon26 11 months ago
If you want to hear a really funny candy bar song listen to "Candy Wrapper" by Bird and Macdonald on YouTube, then buy the original "Dukes Of Disgusting" album now available on iTunes.
madley1 1 year ago
A couple of years ago an imposter friend of mine bought with him a couple of Hersey bars to me from New York(USA) I live in Norway, so this was a very special experience for me and my other friends. We like to think that we have very good chocolate over here, but the Hershey bar was not all that bad. I would never otherwise have been able to taste this great bar. I`m now in love with Hershey, PA! This dude actually migrated from the U.S. to live in Norway :-) Cool candy song.
mybluebelly 1 year ago
@mybluebelly Some chocolate connoisseurs don't even consider Hershy and Nestle bars real chocolate, for some reason I can't recall. I've tried chocolates that must have come from $100 boxes, but, to tell you the truth, a $1 Heshey bar tastes at least as good to me as any other chocolate. Having low-brow American taste can sometimes save you a ton of money.
lrd9999 7 months ago
CANDY BAR
daisydevon 1 year ago
this is not entertaining at all
chicabow 1 year ago
all it says is candy bars
cardinalgirl99 1 year ago
yo this is annyoing but funny
GIR650 1 year ago
sorry but this is dumb
HotPinkHaley101 2 years ago
i kept hearing "gypsy"
snazey12 2 years ago
wow a two year old could come up with the lyrics to this
madisenrox 2 years ago
annoying and funny
0MarciaAlexandria0 2 years ago
LOL! Super Troopers Candy Bar!
0MarciaAlexandria0 2 years ago
gAY
applecrazyguy 3 years ago
candy bars candy candy candy bars!!
CANDY BAR!!
Jessie42095 3 years ago
w.....t.....f
its wierd but its funny how they say candy bar
JOELAB1020 3 years ago
CANDY BAR!!!
SamiJ1000 3 years ago
stupid
soccerrox2567 3 years ago
do the candy bar
firefox59999 3 years ago
LMFAO
supremejoseph1 3 years ago