"Master Chief Sucks at Halo"

[zirmon95]

Dont thumb this up if your watching this in the future!

[reclusivenigma]

6:28 it's dick rid in, not t-bagin

[playerofrock04]

It takes me 10 seconds to start laughing at this video.

[HipHopGod27]

thumbs up if your not watching this

[renanddookie2094]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2552

[Chickasho]

You know whoever does the voice-overs for this is good when after eight seasons he still does them without fail, amazing!

[BeaTiRape]

they said he changes when the sun goes down

[UKRobs]

I'm watcing this in 6476

[wayfarinstranger1]

@UKRobs ok so you can tell me when te world ended! what year?

[Sylvester0423]

I hate it when both the top commets are BORING

[UberNinDude]

@Sylvester0423 dammnn right son.

[leafvilagesasuke]

hahahaha lololololololololololololo hahahahahahahahahahaha congratulations man :)

[ColdyDoggy]

6:11 :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Classicalify]

Still makes me want to go back and play a few matches of Halo.

[AwesomeBXPeter]

Thumbs up if your watching this

[DaSh8789]

5 years later, this is still awesome. But whatever happened to jhon!?

[TzarNicholas2]

i wonder if Jon knew what this video would result in.

[TzarNicholas2]

ah, memories.

=)

[POMEGRENADE451]

Still hilarious, even after four and a half years.

[powermetal4eva]

thumbs if you're watching this with your eyes

[silvter1197]

lol this was posted the day i got halo 3 and on my xbox 360 nice

[zZHighRollerr]

the days back then were great when this came out... wish i was ten again :)

[TrOypeyton]

i watched this when i was like 11 or 12. lol

[psstew1]

i remember watching this i was 15 years old holy shit ghahahaha

[themainakid]

CLASSIC

[beavis3313]

this is awesome... btw how bored were you when you made this?

[ilovemuslimfood666]

Lolwut? This video is more popular in the U.S. than in Canada, where it was created.

[IhasMetal]

That is not master chief, that is his original character, blaster blief

[xFallenxAngelxzZ]

CrackDown Sucks!!! HALO ALL THE WAY!!!!

[darthoiPhone]

From getting Recon armour, to stopping weddings, to stopping 8 year olds with the red EOD helmet, to stopping a hacker clan. Man Arby n the Chief has evolved.

[LLAnimations]

How do you like my balls in ur face.lolololol asshole

[DTGFdotcom]

thumbs up if ur watching in 2012

[Resurrected2011]

Where it ALL began

:P

[LighSpectrum]

my tween years. :')

[Chriis2502]

thumps up if ur watching this in 2012

[The343freak]

Hey Jon, when will greg return to the series?

[bobbuzzs]

cvfdhgdfbfvgdf he threw gears in the closet xcbvnmdfbtrvdfvgjbvkfbkjdfn???­????

[kalphitekil]

Now the beta.. Those Crackdown days REALLY bring back memories.. Shadowrun too ;/

[g0xea]

This guy is the only one who has so many views in 240p

I think..

[ahref0diggsy]

Ah, 240p we meet again.

[IAreChurch]

Crackdown 1, Halo 3 and the beta, middle school not a care in the whole damn world and halo 2. When i die and go to heaven, im living that life for the rest of forever! :'D

[SoulOfSector7jr]

:( i accidently click flagged for inappropretiate and im looking for the embed

[Legitzzzsiper94]

Thumbs up if you miss halo 3

[EpicProdcutions]

@DTGFdotcom watching this in 2012 son

[elmrcabesadura]

thumbs up if ur watching this in 2012

[BeastlyMLG]

@elmrcabesadura Rot in hell.

[elmrcabesadura]

@BeastlyMLG why? may i ask?

[BeastlyMLG]

Because I love you!

[paz2001]

@elmrcabesadura You're*

Also, why do people give a shit about what year they watch it in? Fuck.

[Goldenfury12]

This video is still the shit :D

[MMBrowilOriginal]

2012 rox, we won't die mastur ch33f will safe uss or someth33ng ¿right?

[EmperorTrollpatine]

I CANT BELIEVE IT IS 2012. WE SURVIVED MAY 21ST AND OCTOBER 21ST DOOMDAYS. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO GO KILL SOME JEWS AND HEIL HITLER!

[TheDancingJedi]

I'm watching this on Jan. 1, 2012

[larendor10]

@TheDancingJedi Sounds like you had an ace new years bro

[XxDARKS1DERxX]

thumbs up if you wish machinima was like this again =[



[DTGFdotcom]

@chuey2011 ye 2012 now

[lordace777]

Now that I watch this today, I'm reminded of my twelve year old self..

[JCLolerz]

The only good video with 240p.

[pedrolioni]

*kills the "halo 3" case*

ME : trolololo

[TaxmanBD]

Arby N' The Chief...

[omega162]

240p we meet again.

[TheDkMovie]

@omega162 Copied comment, we meet again.

[ArbynChiefFAN001]

tHUMBS P IF YOUR WATCHING THIS WHILE PLAYING HALO CE ANNIVERSARY

[daGloiner]

this was one of the first videos i saw in 2007 wenn I signed up

[HowtoLego]

thumbs up if your not watching this in 2011

[JoeGibb]

@HowtoLego Time paradox lol

[cheakybananas]

how do u get his voice

[Apollomon96]

hahaha it was very funny go halo

[alwaysabore]

how does he suck mother fucker

[L3gendary101]

This movie should be easter egg cut scene i Halo 4!

[bubba72697]

thumbs up to me then i have watch this 100 times



[Ncjpr1993]

This video brings tears to my eyes. It reminds me of the period before Halo 3's release, a time when I was so pumped for Halo, all I drank was Game Fuel, and I watched this video almost every day. In turn, I'm reminded of the booming online community, only to look back now and see less than 20,000 people online. Sad face.

[halofan38]

imma tr0ll y0u all hahahaha

[TreyNinetyNine]

I don't know how many times in my life I've seen this already, but it must be in the thousands. :D

[In1c]

Watching this in the year 3027. This is really funny!

[ArranMason]

can't believe i was only 12 when this was made haha! those were the days... halo 3 in it's prime was top class. everyone played it and it was the most fun i've had on a game in years! i know it's just a game and all but... wow. this was something else. think i'm gonna go play halo 3 now, relive the memories :')

[SteelersXbox]

@ArranMason i feel you bro

[HaloLvl43Legit]

@ArranMason Lol funniest thing my xbox from like 2005 red ringed and actually just got a slim for xmas and now I'm trying to collect all the achieves from it again :)

[evymetal95]

@ArranMason i totally agree with you man. i was 11 when this was out. this brings back memories. i play reach now. because none of my mates play 3. but i think halo 3 in my pre-teen years is and always will be the best gaming experience i ever had :')

[ArranMason]

@evymetal95 so true, halo 3 was and still is the best game i think i've ever played. in it's prime it was much better than what COD or BF are now because back then nobody cared about their stats or anything, it was just a game that you could enjoy with a group of friends and have a great laugh! so good, but now those days are gone. the likes of COD have killed gaming and turned it into a competitive, brainwashing mess! i wish i could go back in time just to relive some of those good times... :'(

[evymetal95]

@ArranMason same... halo 3 online was gaming at its peak

[cheakybananas]

how do u get the weird translation voice

[kilulafo]

7:09 LOL

[TrollPhilosopher]

The video that started it all.

[brandemonium5]

at 6:50 he says "oh my god" but its omg. or am i wrong?

[hauulaboy808]

fuck all you haters hu dont like halo biiiiitttttcccchhhh!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[XBOX360Kazuya174]

Funny

[pugmister1]

I used to play Halo just like you... Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[HarryTheAngeryHippo]

@pugmister1 Shut up, your such a faggot hop off the bandwagon.

[TootingTheHorn]

Follow @IemMasterChief on Twitter! he is very funny! :p Get people knowing about it!!!

[roflknife7]

back then chief had more of a vocabulary

[Fuzzer56]

The birth of a legend.......

[DTGFdotcom]

thumbs up if ur watching in this in 2011

[demoniccheesepuff]

@DTGFdotcom no im watching this in 1941 with hitler

[xavvill]

@demoniccheesepuff lol but we can see you posted three weeks ago lololololololololololol

[UltimateVillain]

@DTGFdotcom I've seen that more times than I've seen Chief tell Your Mom jokes. It should say thumbs up if you're reading this for the 2011th time.

[TheMedievalLizard]

@DTGFdotcom I'm watching this in 2012 so fuck you.

[chuey2011]

@DTGFdotcom actually 2012

[MercuryForge]

@DTGFdotcom nope 2012 now

[UTFxMarcus]

@DTGFdotcom  2012 bitch :P

[0wninwhilez0nin]

@DTGFdotcom 2012

[55Halomaster]

@DTGFdotcom Im watching this 2012

[Eirikeilng]

@DTGFdotcom im watching it in 2012 Nooob! >:D

[appple33]

@DTGFdotcom 2011 aint got shit with 2012 ! :)

[Jaden964]

@DTGFdotcom Nope Im watching this in freakin' 2012!

[ShadowHunter702]

@DTGFdotcom Thumbs up if your watching this in 2012!

[GamerFefan]

@DTGFdotcom THUMBS UP IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS IN 2012, BITCH. :D

[MajBlood]

Make more Megaman in Dead Rising. 

[UltiMasterlord]

I wonder if it's easiest to get my video response approved by creating it here or on Machinimas version of this ... Well it's on my channel anyway if u read visit ma channel

[HCmega]

This video was the birth of Machinima.

[Heater294]

@HCmega Actually the Jump Video was :/ (forty five degree angle mouth face).

[StingerPop35]

who else recognized the song from Beetlejuice

[CommElite]

I still remember when this first came out. I was laughing so much at the voice and the "gay, gay, gay, gay, gay" part when going through the games, lol

[TheRealSkitZa]

I miss the days when this was funny.

[DarrenSdead]

back then i was fucking hilarious when chief would talk really fast, wait it still is...

[SwordofJin117]

FREEZE! TOSERS! GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND!

[HackDaMainframe]

@InSaNeGaMiNg100 over used joke

[childhoodobesity1]

why he no diiiiiee

[KNarr36]

Man good times back then. When I first watched this series it was when I bought my first Xbox 360, the black elite edition and all I would play was Halo 3, CoD 4, and Guitar Hero 3. Good Times, Good Times.

[xDiego619x]

@KNarr36 OMG those were the days

[EzioAltairAssassin]

@KNarr36 Those games were good classics, halo 3 and cod4 were just so fun to play :D

[bman47421]

@EzioAltairAssassin more like they ARE so fun to play. they never went away. Neither did Halo 2. Thanks to XBConnect, Halo 2 is back. Halo 3 has over 20,000 people online every day

[bringmethecod]

Best one ever lol

[SilentEmmet]

This bring's be back =)

[TheJosephValentino]

lol i dont remember these being 7 minutes long

[SlamPoDunk666]

Who gave Steven Hawkings my collectible masterchief figure?!

[johndaflusha]

And a LEGEND was born!

[sgtbarone]

The best.

[LegoBrickGuy187]

@InSaNeGaMiNg100 lol, in the words of chief, lol ur p00r i have my XRock 360

[itsMattydud3]

im watching this in your moms vagina...

[frog1599]

Master Chief says "soi soi soi soi soi soi"

[TheBowtiestudios]

ahh the classic.



[0PyramidHead]

*Insert comment about watching this video in 2011*

[ReplaceThat]

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[ReplaceThat]

@InSaNeGaMiNg100 lol !

[sammyjessie1]

funny :)

[Babelfish112]

The start of one of the best web series ever, love it <3

[SkoalThugz]

hahahaha this never gets old

[Babelfish112]

@SkoalThugz damn right! :D

[SuperToxicBug]

@rahtel1 why should i ?

[rahtel1]

@SuperToxicBug why should i what

[TheLoserKings]

240 p WTF!

[LegoBrickGuy187]

@rahtel1 thumbs up if you actually respect proper grammar and you also respect not so unding like a douche

[LegoBrickGuy187]

@LegoBrickGuy187 *sounding

[rahtel1]

@LegoBrickGuy187 wat does unding mean and is that an insult

[RamonTheMighty]

@LegoBrickGuy187 You're essentially watching Arby 'n' the Chief, and you're complaining about grammar? LAWL :3

[vanhalenkid]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2552

[AnjaLuiseot947]

so sharing fantasies

[legollx]

master chief+linda chief=baby chief

[YurStalker]

Who wouldve known this one Machinima couldve led to millions of viewers watching Arby n the chief

[rahtel1]

@InSaNeGaMiNg100 LOOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOLO VEDI CLEVA

[TheBlackBaron13]

Thumbs up if Master Chief needs his own Trollface mask!

[iain08]

@TheBlackBaron13 I think you need a big glass of shut the fuck up.

[halo4019]

i rember watching this video back in the day good times 

[Frankeinstein127]

@rahtel1 i hate comments like yours fucking noob

[rahtel1]

@Frankeinstein127 NO U FAGGOT ASS PIECE OF SHIT AND THATS UR FUCKIN BUSINESS KEEEP DAT SHIT 2 UR SELF FUCKING BUTT PIR4TE LICK A BATWING

[Frankeinstein127]

@rahtel1 idiot your comment sucks go dry hump your mom some more cry baby

[rahtel1]

@Frankeinstein127 how about u go suck ur grandmother off and ur the crybaby considering ur the one whining and saying u hate comments like urs and does ur mommy kno that u talk like that bitch go suck from her tit fag

[rahtel1]

@rahtel1 oh wait u cant cause theres nothing but milk dust in there so GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEA U PUSSY

[Frankeinstein127]

@rahtel1 eheem dosnt loook like im the cry baby here kid go suck your dry granbas ball and go play on the on the junglejim and than suck that milk out off your moms tits guising your about 5?

get so ofended cus i said go dry hump your mom xDDDD

[rahtel1]

@Frankeinstein127 nope Im 18 bitch and u know what your the 5 year old considering u dont even know how to spell jungle gym and guessing so u know what eat a dick kid i bet u feel like a bad ass cursing huh im done with this conversation

[Frankeinstein127]

@rahtel1 but we were having such fun xD

[rahtel1]

@Frankeinstein127 ok XXDXDXDXDXDXXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX­DXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD­XDXDDLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOL HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAAHAH LMAO 

[DarkShad120]

@InSaNeGaMiNg100 Get comments from Memebase much?

[sasaki999pro]

@InSaNeGaMiNg100 that was just epic win good fellow

[SlamageEntertainment]

@InSaNeGaMiNg100 XD

[Lennyohh]

Anyone else planning on marathoning the entire series from here up to the season 6 episode 12 the night before the season 6 finale starts?