Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show - Dancing with the Very Special Guest Stars

[sugarbuzzsmb77]

What..???

[TheOnlygCrusher]

2:18 - It's like... it's like they saw into my very dreams. O_o

[bobrox123abc]

Victory is won by he who is most horny! :D

[lukethegreat101]

this is so fucking weird. the show is either brilliant or retarded but im not sure which

[GirlyDylanXX]

how did i get here?? thums up if u dont know how u got here.....

[iHsg16]

Lolololol y the fk is the dance battle so damn EPIC?!?!!

This video deserves way more views

Anybody know the song btw?

[theremixphilly]

Cownicorn would own Unicow in a dance battle-- I'm just sayin

[floppy9100]

@theremixphilly FUCK NO UNICOW IS SUPER AWESOME

[iHsg16]

The whole time I had a feeling it was a fake show until I saw Sony Pictures at the end O.o

??

[davidmartinrain]

This show should be paired up with Food Party (Thu Tran) then just called the block The Asian Surreal hour with cute Women.

[blobofblue]

2:30 hey ti's Greg in the photo!

[avaelyn]

Haha Unicow has a stunt double!

[dustyb58]

Unicow needs a stunt double for that kind of stuff!

[Ooftyman]

This is so jinky...

[FinalFrost]

Unicow's obvious stuntdouble was obvious

[kittenbut1]

AT IS BEAT !

[kenpoben]

if only cownacorn were here to see unicow kick ass...

[hippiechik95]

Unicow got mad skillz!

[TheAyanamiRei]

Good stuff! THIS is what I can call fun! Now you just need more insanity, so it feels like my brain it is trying to escape XD

Also I kinda liked this ending song

[BubblexSoapx]

If you pause at 4:06...THAT IS NOT UNICOW! YOU LIED TO ME, CRACKLE! D:

[BubblexSoapx]

Or maybe it is. HE just looks mad...light.

[AngrySquirrelMan]

well of course not unicow has a stunt man duh

[desparanga]

Ja ja ja ese no es unicow!!!!! XD

[kittenbut1]

What is the dance battle song called?

[PKNproductions]

haha you see the retarded policeman in the background during the credits

[ecumenopolis0]

holy shit unicow

[sr038]

that guy was in Pooty Tang

[theantisocilperson]

Unicow is just that awesome

[xXIBANNANNAIXx]

and asian

[2Bnewbie]

Creepy. Do it again.

[ItsMarie1995]

HOLY SHIT UNICOW.....

[LinkXMedli4ever54]

GO UNICOW GO UNCOW GO UNICOW!! :DDD AWESOME I LOVE it!! :']]]

[Rankabee]

Wow, Unicow's got some skills!

[DizzyDazzle98]

i know! he was born to dance!

[1unknownperson1]

me 2

[cognitoincognito]

I love how the unicow's stunt double just shows up with unicow on the set at the same time LOOOOOOOOOOL!

[aralius19]

lol! i love jeepy creepy!

[Corkoth55]

lol that was definitly not unicow!

[angeladma]

haha unicow.....  black guy soo much taller that everyone lol

[shinobikunai2468]

lol was that really unicow

still that was awesome

[maxell769]

these Japanese girls are so damn cute this is like an adult kids show

[icecream39]

where is this show from?

[lilanipugs]

i like the new end credit songs lol

[KITT33N]

4:12 LOLZ!

[froghop313]

"I took a vacation day to come to this shit."

Rofl

Love Go-Go girls outfit!!

[martse11]

DUDE!!! the black guy is Kenny from Til Death!!

[sabotagethefool]

Wow mentioned Kappa... Scaley ape like beast. Also appears in Devil May Cry 2 and Harvest Moon. All references from folklore. Loving the homework the writers are doing. Still don't know why this series isn't more popular...

[emOsaURus43]

I LOVE KIKO =]

[Lordodragonss]

WTF Two UNICOWs? xD

[Emmaleelovesss]

And it was so obvious...yet still epic! :D

[pshyk123]

too much swearing

[Zugzugul]

I miss the old end song!

[flipflop678]

the unicow is good!

[Me256782]

they hired a some1 to dance 4 unicow lol he cant dance

[stroomkrooma]

what is that little cat thing moving its head in the window at the start, and where do I get one?

[nikgervae]

It's a pussy willow. Lick Poop brought it as a gift for Kiko. He has a crush on her but he's too shy to tell her so he keeps showing up every few episodes and suffering every time.

[cuteyhoney2]

I believe stroom is talking about the bobble head kitty thing. xD I want to know where I can get one too it's so cute!

[RabbitNexus]

Awesome. I have just watched 20 episodes up to this point and it has been fun. BUT Unicow stole the show this time.

[swads43]

victory is won by those who is most horny...........go unicow

[ragglefraggle821]

I KNEW that wasn't unicow dancing.

or the same one at least

[XKingMega]

What.... The.... Fuck.....

[Madhatte1973]

Laura House from "Austin Stories"! Awesome!

[deevah456]

Love that the orderly was lookin' hard in Crocs!

[LoNDoNCoCo]

unicow's got the MOVES!! GO UNICOW!!!

[Thebadcommenter]

the blond girl is my favurite

[Lordodragonss]

Her name is Go Go Girl :D She is my favorite too!

[Syoran]

same :D

[omofilofilos2]

the unicow guy looks diffrent when he dances....

[LuvOurEarth]

tht was kevjumba at 4:06!! nyce

[scazby]

LOL Unicow!

[Neji418]

Best episode yet

[xD0rKiiEE]

Unicow was bboying o:

That just made my day :D

[Jollyman51]

GO UNICOW!!!

[Mechmike30]

Kiko so hot. Make me horny long time.

[yerrj]

When is Kiko coming back ????

[ANCESTERSMEMORIES]

man , that cow can fly, wish i could be on the show<<son of the Sasquatch my dad disappeared right after i was born

so im a Bigfoot hunter trying to find my daddy have you seen him

[sakanamono]

gasp cownicorn is back!

[KoolKidsRUs]

DAMN! Unicow's got MOVES!

[pinkmagazinex3]

lol that wasnt unicow :D

[steste88]

what? unicow can break dance? haha

[DataCenterGuy]

This was a lot funier when PEEWEE Herman did it.

[seanithin937]

wat the fuck???

[Jfrtav]

LOOOOL

UNICOW DOES BREAKDANCE !

I WAS ASTONISHED xD

[xXxStillSearchinGxXx]

"Remember,in the contest of dancing, victory is won by he who is most horny"

Epic :)

[CSpot]

Very unique criteria!

[flamablesteve]

wow.

Im not sure if I like this or hate it...

[CSpot]

haha! you would be surprised how often I hear that! Watch a couple more episodes, and then decide! You'll become a fan!

[epicfail23]

the funniest episode in the series. i love the unicow theme song haha and dont forget cownicorn rip

[evilmoofin]

Leg?

LOL.

[swissacharissa]

Unicow has got serious moves. YAY! I wanna be on the show :) lol

[CSpot]

He would get some serious camera time if he ever danced on SOUL TRAIN!

[clari4eva]

omfg.. how creepy is this, this is soo sad can believe that i watched this :|

[winterguy1]

hehe just dont watch anymore. leave the veiwing to people with a sense of humour XD

[rasenganedchidori]

wow look at the credits u see retarded policeman and he looks good y they do alot of stuff with him

[CSpot]

I wish my friends were this much fun :/

[sooonim]

hahah!

[magnolia8decoy8lol]

By any chance, do you notice how the camera is not so focused more than usual on Panda? And the lady that is the pacifist nurse, suspiciously looks a lot like Panda without the costume? Look up the pics of Michele Gregory. In the Ginormatech episode, Go-Go Girl gets a speaking part. Is this Panda's speaking episode? Food for thought.

[CSpot]

This is like Sherlock Holmes!!

[tacopantz]

no grassy knoll michelle gregory is panda and laura house is julie.

great imagination though :)

[Malteazers]

You should get the retarded policeman in there. Man, he can dance.

[CSpot]

I like the way you think!!!

[thugos]

lol

[sluggojfm]

I'm so happy for Unicow!

[CommentsOpener]

Bring back cownicorn!!

How come Gogo girl got to turn back into a woman but cownicorn can't turn back into someone who wasn't murdered?

[CSpot]

That is a good question! Hopefully we will find out if death is strong enough to keep Cownicorn from returning!

[vforstar]

I missed this one when it was posted, just saw it today. Hilarious!

[CSpot]

I actually really like their dance off song that is playing!

[thrillofthefall]

I rewound it back to the dance battle, just to watch Go-Go Girl dance again with Creepy :]]

[LuckyNote64]

The Battle of Dancing

[SarahMaehara]

greeeeeat!! thats soooo funny. Love it!!

[lilypanwilber]

unicow rocks(saw twins though o.o)does unicow have a brother?is thet why he so sad?he doesn't have any family?non his species?!so sad.....

[SSnowinJulyy]

0_o

[CSpot]

wow, Unicow has some sweet dance moves!

[AskALeader]

2 unicows lol

[kmrfrog28]

retarted

[B4cKuP01]

ohayo gozaimasu? was it recorded in the morning wtf?

[EmoKittyLove]

...

[CSpot]

Double booking is bad!! Almost as bad a kidnapping!

[zrylvashum]

the unicow roks

[MiniParkourKid]

ok that sucks freg :/

[iDrowzee]

0_o

Definitely worth making a playlist of!

[KeK21thatPimp]

ahhh man mad respect to unicow for laying it down with the breaks!!!

[CSpot]

Unicow is a P-I-M-P

[CanadianPride8]

He tore that shit up!

[olderjason]

true that.

[cusil4d]

seriously....WTF did i just watch...

and why am i compelled to watch more it?

[sameoldcircus]

I've been wondering what Laura House did after 'Austin Stories now I have some idea.

[SINCERELYbraceface]

dang unicow. LMAO@ the panda kissing scene.

[legofreak93]

i knew that unicow wasn't really dancing!

[CSpot]

Jeepy Vs Creepy... the battle begins!

[Asassyn]

I have a feeling that we'll see that other Panda again too...LMAO

[MightyTrebor]

"he which is most horny" lol made me cry I laughed so hard!

[Asassyn]

One of the best ones yet...I KNEW Unicow had moves!!! LMAO!!!

[Asassyn]

That's not Retarded Policeman in the background, is it???

[CSpot]

do you mean in the frame?

[Asassyn]

At the end, when the cop shows up and is looking in the window and then starts dancing to the music...

[CSpot]

I wish he would show his moves more often!!

[SalchichaPolaca]

ohhh Kiko so cute =P

[MightyTrebor]

Hell yeah she is.... check out "Two Hot Girls in the Shower" She is in that vid series too and just as cute... but in a different way!

"THREE THUMBS UP!"

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

woah.. wtf is with unicow?!?!? XD he rocks!!

[MightyTrebor]

He's a Unicorn-cow (sung off-pitch)

[LolliBear06]

Amazing.

[gabrielk310]

UNICOW ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CSpot]

I love to see what her shirt says each week! This time, its Everyone Loves a Brown Eyed Girl!

[kiwihills]

haha panda's getting naughty

[stevekiddo]

.. what?! .. No wheel of Fun song?!!

No0o0!! .. that's my fav song in the show!! ..

Besides, Unicow is an awesome dancer .. lol ..

[CSpot]

Kiko knew Jeepy Creepy had some crazy dance moves! She just need a little push ;)

[stevekiddo]

LOL ... that's not unicow's face at 4:06 .. but mha .. still histerically funny

[Nebulaterous]

WTF?

[DudeX01]

So funny. Awesome, I watched like 5 times.

[spunkypuppy]

I wonder if Laura House has ever played Panda. Her eyes and her nose seem familiar. She's purdy, in any case.

[redsimonDE]

Definitely one of the best episodes.

[CSpot]

so in school, whenever they called attendance the teacher would say "Creepy, Julie"? lol...

[mrroftheg]

J.B. SMOOVE!!!

I think he ought to be a regular.

Not just on this show, but on EVERY SHOW.

GTCMS just keeps getting better and better.

I kind of wanted more classic J.B. "WTF?!" facial expressions though. Those never fail to inspire guffaws.

[FUNKMODE]

Need a credit for the b-boy. Who is that hep cat?

[FUNKMODE]

And somehow yet again you outdo yourselves. We hope to grow up one day to be like GTCMS. Until then perhaps we can at least be part of Unicow's Posse.

PEACE

[CSpot]

why does her big face sign have fangs??

[MitcheruUSA62]

I was thinking that same exact thing...Is Kiko a vampire?

"everybody Juicy inside"?

[thunderbellyemm]

UNICOW!!! lmao, i love how it's a different guy lmao!!

[chubchubchubber]

Best episode so far!

[bibboorton]

GO UNICOW!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!

[zuzhonney]

enjoyed the screwed up cow's break dancing. :-) Other than that it was rather odd. But I guess I watched the whole thing sooooo...lol, entertaining anyway.

[chimera15]

I was surprised the cop wasn't the Ponce? He kinda looked like him tho? lol

[chimera15]

That was the greatest gtcms ever. roflol Unicow served it!!!!

[chimera15]

Great ending song too! Is there going to be a video with just that, or a single or something? lol

[CSpot]

I think Unicow needs to try out for a talent show...

[0cujo0]

Yeah UniCow!

[Qwertywaffle]

Unicow has skillz!

[vorpal22]

Loved this episode, although I agree that the "only available to US customers" was a royal pisser. I had to ssh to a US account, youtube-dl the ep, and then copy it across the network to my computer.

Why didn't you guys post Ep 20 on YouTube? I didn't even realize there was one until I was able to read the comments here. And it's still not showing up on my subscriptions page. Get your act together, CSpot!

[Tenspeeder]

SSH?

I used a proxy server to watch this, it was worth the effort and although the speed was slow, it was still a "HA!" moment.

Episode 20 is available over Hulu, which is another stinker - a website chock filled with TV goodness that is, yes, unavailable to non-US residents.

[ny007ny]

My name is actually Judy Creepy...hehe...she sits on the frog and it farts at 0:45 .

I made an ELEPHANT out of bath foam!!! Click my name to watch the video.

[XSebi0815]

"why does your face look like this?"

"like what?"

"UGLY!"

"Highfive"

xD she was at Retarded Policeman #8: Tazer^^

[Pseudonym10]

Nothing will ever top this. Ever.

"Actually, my name is Jeepy Creepy."

[ItsUmed]

Didnt she say Julie Creepy?

[Pseudonym10]

You're right. I think it would have been funnier if she had said "Jeepy Creepy", though.

[poxart]

ok 2 things were wrong with this, first there are 2 unicows? and second, the cop should of been the retarded police man!

[shbomb]

FINALLY! Thank you for coming to your senses.

[YesIm10]

UMM... was there an episode 20?

[CellophaneAndrogyne]

I want unicow to break dance for me one day.

Again, WHY ISN'T THIS ON TV??!?!?

[dethboy666]

go unicow go!

[theface159]

this is the best shit i have ever seen...Ever......telling everone about this

[Tenspeeder]

...and why is it that anyone that aren't AMERICANS can't watch this?

Thank God for Proxy servers.

[daintyox]

some lame o at sony must have been overthinking the situation.

it's not the artists, it's "the man"

suck it "the man" the world wants the chicken..stop being stingy.