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  • omg hes fuuucked up on drugs

  • So funny Oh GAWD!

  • like if you noticed the balls cut out of his jean shorts

  • @XxQSIBxX peeping tom strikes back

  • press this 0:00 during the ad

  • hah

  • keep pressing 0 as fast as you can FOR DIRTY THINGS!!!!

  • ooo look punk gay nigger

  • @gorerothed I'm guessing you don't know what a parody is.

  • I know I'm supposed to laugh and stuff. Because you're really funny.. but I keep staring at your eyes O.O pretty pretty eyes!

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  • the sad thing is my name is fabian and if there was a person out there like this i would take my own life

  • L0LLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • haha your beyond awsome 

  • gosh this guy is too funny! X'D

  • also nothing is too crazy

  • 1) Hold number 3 on your keyboard.

    2) laugh your ass off!

  • THOSE TEETH are they implants ?

  • 31 seconds till he comes out of the closet.

  • all these fucking dislikers were prob'ly offended homos

  • Lmao he has a hole between his jean shorts

  • Sorry i disliked...idont like when ppl act gay and shit .

  • omfg is he really gay??(iThought he was bad ass when he was sayin bad words)

  • You have the most perfect teeth ever !

  • one word: pants!!!!!

  • CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG WHEN THEY ARE PLAYING BASEBALL?

  • i liteally rewinded the beginnig of the episode 50 times lol

  • wtf?

  • wheres the one for breaking dawn? D=

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­aa I can't stop laughing !!!!!!!!! hahahahaa

  • if u were a fucking fan, you should have read the damn book

  • What's the song!?

  • @RedDiabel Its Muse= Supermassive Blackhole

  • e has a pink mohawk. I couldn't stop staring at it. I think I might have completely missed everything else. I was too busy going O_O;

    I'm not sure if it was terror, or just, wow.

  • is he gay?

  • You do know people are dying in wars but lets talk about sparkling vampires and their love drama

  • "I'm Still Alive And Still Sparkling!"

    Best line ever.

  • i laughed my ass off when he was pitchin hahaha

  • i would totally date fabian. hahahah

  • hey what song while playing baseball? anyone please reply :)

  • thats my birthday oct 20, which is when the video was made

  • O.o TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

  • LMFAOO.. ONLINE GAMER JUST TURNED HOMO XD

  • BT advert every single time! OMG!

  • The Online Flamer?

  • Good acting/parody, which made this suck... a lot.

    Just way2gay. Sparkly vampires... seriously? Back in my days vampires sucked blood, not cocks.

  • LOL, I love this guy!!! And FYI, you have a hole in the middle of your pants, AWESOME!!!!!!!!! RAHR

  • Bad acting is bad.

  • NORMAL DAY.

  • he is better as the online gamer

  • i wanna kill u. no im going to kill u. I am going to come to ur home, and kill u. u see, if u had a milkshake, and I had a milkshake, I'd put my straw in your milkshake, and drink it up. Id drink it all up, and then i'd drink my milkshake, then I would kill you. with the straw. I will stab u to death, with the straw that i drank both milkshakes with.

  • What is his appeal?

  • 0:20 Dave Chappelle's "Tyrone Biggums" character 

  • He looks as gay as the story of twilight

  • i'm still alive and i'm still sparkling

  • lol ppl hes just acting, watch his other vids before u criticize :D

  • really?

  • what did i just watched? :O

  • when he went to go play baseball it was still sunny WHY DONT YOU BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU WERE A VAMPTIRE HUH?

  • anyone relise the hole in his pants, right in the crutch :L

  • lmao@Bella's southern Snookie accent!

  • Best actor of yutube

  • that's...... disturbing

  • ahahah

    

  • im confused

  • I LOVE YOU FABIAN! I want you back for breaking*yawn* :D

    you're amazing, you make me laugh always! :)

  • Man, youre great... its such a bit gay, but you know what??.. TWILIGHT IS ALSO GAY.. youre an incredible actor... a true Romanian fan

  • 2000 twilight fans? And guys calling Eric fag are retarded lows who haven't heard of the online gamer :)

  • lololol i love eric he is by far the best youtube actor

  • going from the online gamer to this is just too much to take in!

  • oh yea and are you a queer?

  • twilight is nothing but a bunch of sparkly faggots

  • I love you

  • Haha, you make me laugh!

  • Fag.

  • hahahah

  • you look stoned...thumbs up if you agree

  • is that...glitter..?

  • tomatoe juice is nasty

  • I suggest you guys to get into The Mortal Instruments, same love triangle concept, except the girl isn't a Mary Sue, the vampires don't sparkle, and it is very interesting!

  • 1,939 dislikes? You do know this is fake right..........

  • Best youtube actor

  • @HomeRushable my bad i meant to thumbs up your post but i thumbs down it

  • @sallylikesblood1 EPIC FAIL!! XDDD

  • I love his teeth. Holyyy.

  • this is so funny

  • SSSoooOOOOOoooo CCCUUUUuuuuTTTeeeEEEEE!!!! 0:50

  • I wanna see Aaron's (TheOnlineGamer) reaction to this.

  • 5555 likes? keep it like that guys!

  • fake and gay???

  • i don't get the baseball part...

  • @xXSadJXx in twilight, idk which one, they baseball when it is storming so nobody notices when they hit the ball cuz it sounds like thunder. and no i dont like twilight please dont think that. my ex gf made me watch at her house one time...horrible, horrible, night

  • Still less gay than twilight...oh wait

  • ATTN: HATERS

    this is a joke, get over yourselves :D

  • The guy at 1:44 is scared of the ball XD

  • thumbs up if you're jumped at 0:01 :D

  • that pitch.... haaaaa-larious

  • press 3 then alternate between it and 6 xD

  • You guys! Enough with the hate comments! This is a joke! No one would actully do that!

  • @lalikrazykat23 It's a joke?

    I don't know man, I've seen a lot of fucked up people in my life.

  • @younfellony haha! But yeah, its a joke. Go to Reckless Tortuga's Channel.This guy is in a lotta other stuff. My favorite is The Online Gamer! :D

  • @lalikrazykat23 Nice, il do that

    Thanks.

  • laughed my ass off!

  • is he 4real

  • he throws baseball like a boss lol

  • are you crazy or something like that. twilight is GAY!!!!!!

  • This is funny as shit, but I have to confess that after four episodes, this guy is starting to make me uncomfortable.

  • nice throughing... Luv ur teqniqe!

  • why do all reckless tortuga videos take forever to load

  • DUDE THIS GUY NAILED IT STRAIGHT ON!!!  I know people JUST LIKE THAT!!! Its funny cause its true. LOL

  • 1:20 song from Fifa 07 :D

  • @00Mj000 Most of these people are american and wont have played fifa 07 lol, I was thinking the same thing when I heard it though lol

  • @MadSkeelz16 thats so true and i knew it...but im glad someone knew it.. lol classic...

  • soooo CUUUUTEE LMAO xP

  • soooo CUUUUTEE LMAO xP

  • favian is so gay

  • I do not understand 1:20 to 2:24

  • @TheRedDeadNerd97 in the movie the vampires only played baseball when it thundered cuz "they hit the balls so hard"

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  • love the ITS GONNA BE THE GRATEST NIGHT IN MY LIFE (2:38) <3 :P

  • I dont like twilight but this guy is awesome

  • when i heard the song starting at 1:20, i seriously couldn't stop laughing! XD

  • OMG youre sooo gay and i LOVE IT!!!

  • Fabian hahahaha

  • 1:21 Its the new Borderlands Boss! TWILIGHT FAN (Also, he loves baseball.)

  • GAY!

  • Hold down 0 and it looks like hes ummm eww XD

  • lol wtf XD

  • this was weird... 

  • The worst part about this film is that someone like that guy exist out there...

  • Thats gay

  • this was quite disturbing

  • twilight saga new moon is alrety out so is eclipse is out idout

  • @cece733 look at the date of the video idiot, also you can't spell for shit

  • I'm really not a twilight fan but... LOOK AT THOSE ABS REALLY

  • omg this the racism guy

  • epic. pitching.

  • TDay Means Tbag Day

  • If u love twilight so much.. y don't u just read the books??

  • OH GOD! I can't help laughing! Especially when he started swinging the baseball bat around! Did he just whack his head and go nuts?

    Though I have to say, I'm impressed that he's so dedicated as a Twilight fan!

  • sooo CUUUUUUUUUUTEEEE xDDD hahah its like every fan girl talking :DD

  • 1922 are... oh wait i have a life

  • He Put Glitter On His Face So He Can SPARKLE! OO LA LA!!

  • this dude reminds me of petrilude here on youtube beauty community

  • lol this is great!

  • pause at 3 sec

  • I have seen u as a black ops addict and a gay twilight fan lol

  • u look gay xD

  • You look like that chick with the shock waves in X-men: The Last Stand

  • @TheNigmaticProdigy  ROFL!!!

  • ,,,,he had a hole.... in the crotch area....

  • loved the baseball refrence xD

  • goosshhh I love you XDD <333

  • love the haircut...

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  • Eric Pumphrey is a comic genius.

  • fag as hell

  • whats up with the pink Mohawk ,cut off shorts,tucked in shirt,and high voice?what's this add up to?thumbs up if u think hes gay!

  • @TOMBOYZRULE1 Hes making fun of Twilight fans.

  • @Shadowzll  oh i get it now..haha

  • i thought vampires sucked blood not cock

  • @TheWhiteOp

    Buddy, ur right... vampires usually suck blood but, the vampires from Twilight sure do suck cocks as well,

    since they all look like fags :-)

  • LOL HIS PANTS ARE RIPPED

  • I only watched this because I'd heard that I would be hearing something from Muse...which I did! (Yes!) But all in all, this video was really funny. I think that the hightlight of the video was Matthew Bellamy's voice, but you know...whatever. What ever keeps your sickening Twi-hard boat afloat.

  • 1911 people were not wwilight lovers

  • at first i was like what the hell is on his face and then i realized it was glitter...

  • This guys teeth are sooo fucking straight and amazing

  • @ganzie06 i know!!! i watch all of his videos.. literally perfect bicuspitsss<33333

  • he is high as shit haha

  • is he high?

  • This is too gay to watch O.o

  • this guys has epic teath..having nice teath is gr8 but perfect its..annoying! i mean yeah i am pretty amazed

  • I'm very very scared after this o_o

  • dude awww man in shorts

    gross

  • dude awww man in shorts

  • who can say no to abbs....... Me i can thts gay and oh yea 1,911 said yes to abbs

  • Put a smile on my face

  • wtf man gay