i wanna kill u. no im going to kill u. I am going to come to ur home, and kill u. u see, if u had a milkshake, and I had a milkshake, I'd put my straw in your milkshake, and drink it up. Id drink it all up, and then i'd drink my milkshake, then I would kill you. with the straw. I will stab u to death, with the straw that i drank both milkshakes with.
I suggest you guys to get into The Mortal Instruments, same love triangle concept, except the girl isn't a Mary Sue, the vampires don't sparkle, and it is very interesting!
@xXSadJXx in twilight, idk which one, they baseball when it is storming so nobody notices when they hit the ball cuz it sounds like thunder. and no i dont like twilight please dont think that. my ex gf made me watch at her house one time...horrible, horrible, night
I only watched this because I'd heard that I would be hearing something from Muse...which I did! (Yes!) But all in all, this video was really funny. I think that the hightlight of the video was Matthew Bellamy's voice, but you know...whatever. What ever keeps your sickening Twi-hard boat afloat.
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limitedazza 13 hours ago
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CStingerGhost1 2 days ago
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CStingerGhost1 2 days ago
omg hes fuuucked up on drugs
trexhunter890 1 week ago
So funny Oh GAWD!
camillieeb 1 week ago
like if you noticed the balls cut out of his jean shorts
XxQSIBxX 1 week ago
@XxQSIBxX peeping tom strikes back
retardedscarded 3 days ago
press this 0:00 during the ad
shonkayl24 1 week ago
hah
lol46919 1 month ago
keep pressing 0 as fast as you can FOR DIRTY THINGS!!!!
Trottisan 1 month ago
ooo look punk gay nigger
gorerothed 1 month ago
@gorerothed I'm guessing you don't know what a parody is.
Daiphyl 3 weeks ago
I know I'm supposed to laugh and stuff. Because you're really funny.. but I keep staring at your eyes O.O pretty pretty eyes!
MrNilesNile 1 month ago
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MrAskmannen 1 month ago
the sad thing is my name is fabian and if there was a person out there like this i would take my own life
bigmackdaddy805 1 month ago
L0LLLLLLLLLLLLLL
hobobanana6575 1 month ago
haha your beyond awsome
HellooWorld1 2 months ago
gosh this guy is too funny! X'D
HippieMosquitoQuatro 2 months ago
also nothing is too crazy
IolaOkhf609 2 months ago
1) Hold number 3 on your keyboard.
2) laugh your ass off!
B335430104 2 months ago 20
THOSE TEETH are they implants ?
MrKasperabhay 2 months ago in playlist More videos from RecklessTortuga
31 seconds till he comes out of the closet.
surfduderk850 2 months ago
all these fucking dislikers were prob'ly offended homos
Anju876 2 months ago
Lmao he has a hole between his jean shorts
96britelite 2 months ago
Sorry i disliked...idont like when ppl act gay and shit .
iL0vExCookiee 2 months ago
omfg is he really gay??(iThought he was bad ass when he was sayin bad words)
iL0vExCookiee 2 months ago
You have the most perfect teeth ever !
lalaty3sh 2 months ago
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lool i need a man
tishahampto54655 2 months ago
one word: pants!!!!!
audunification 2 months ago
Twilight fans... gotta hate 'em!
TheMoreTheMerrier21 2 months ago in playlist Περισσότερα βίντεο από τον χρήστη RecklessTortuga
CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG WHEN THEY ARE PLAYING BASEBALL?
nanotrolo 2 months ago
i liteally rewinded the beginnig of the episode 50 times lol
blakeandeggs 2 months ago
wtf?
wklovesyou 2 months ago
wheres the one for breaking dawn? D=
MiyuAkizuki 2 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa I can't stop laughing !!!!!!!!! hahahahaa
MariaPeekaboo 3 months ago
if u were a fucking fan, you should have read the damn book
100Hasake 3 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
What's the song!?
RedDiabel 3 months ago
@RedDiabel Its Muse= Supermassive Blackhole
ninjaain 3 months ago 4
e has a pink mohawk. I couldn't stop staring at it. I think I might have completely missed everything else. I was too busy going O_O;
I'm not sure if it was terror, or just, wow.
JacintaXindella 3 months ago
is he gay?
Jaspersmitso 3 months ago in playlist Meer video's van RecklessTortuga
You do know people are dying in wars but lets talk about sparkling vampires and their love drama
sirexodia 3 months ago
"I'm Still Alive And Still Sparkling!"
Best line ever.
lulu1night4ever 3 months ago
i laughed my ass off when he was pitchin hahaha
gdjbgdjg 3 months ago in playlist More videos from RecklessTortuga
i would totally date fabian. hahahah
andrewrocks10 3 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
hey what song while playing baseball? anyone please reply :)
ub3miringg 3 months ago
thats my birthday oct 20, which is when the video was made
jgelina98 3 months ago
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hihi like romantic nights, candles, re d roses
sumi29379 3 months ago
O.o TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
xXSWIFTERYXx 4 months ago
LMFAOO.. ONLINE GAMER JUST TURNED HOMO XD
BodiesHitThaFlo 4 months ago
BT advert every single time! OMG!
1992kriss 4 months ago
The Online Flamer?
Gallo1307 4 months ago
Good acting/parody, which made this suck... a lot.
Just way2gay. Sparkly vampires... seriously? Back in my days vampires sucked blood, not cocks.
fiskle 4 months ago
LOL, I love this guy!!! And FYI, you have a hole in the middle of your pants, AWESOME!!!!!!!!! RAHR
kmalters1 4 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
Bad acting is bad.
LordYaoi 4 months ago
NORMAL DAY.
moouse805 4 months ago
he is better as the online gamer
killer756f 4 months ago
i wanna kill u. no im going to kill u. I am going to come to ur home, and kill u. u see, if u had a milkshake, and I had a milkshake, I'd put my straw in your milkshake, and drink it up. Id drink it all up, and then i'd drink my milkshake, then I would kill you. with the straw. I will stab u to death, with the straw that i drank both milkshakes with.
Aristodemos24 4 months ago
What is his appeal?
targon709 4 months ago
0:20 Dave Chappelle's "Tyrone Biggums" character
Humanoids 4 months ago
He looks as gay as the story of twilight
zenyazelez 4 months ago
i'm still alive and i'm still sparkling
AudumnJackson 4 months ago
lol ppl hes just acting, watch his other vids before u criticize :D
davernrush 5 months ago
really?
theveezy350 5 months ago
what did i just watched? :O
markprins1994 5 months ago
when he went to go play baseball it was still sunny WHY DONT YOU BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU WERE A VAMPTIRE HUH?
maniacking445 5 months ago
anyone relise the hole in his pants, right in the crutch :L
MyCooolCat 5 months ago
lmao@Bella's southern Snookie accent!
misspotential 5 months ago
Best actor of yutube
Sh4rK1406 5 months ago
that's...... disturbing
gembelobosok 5 months ago
ahahah
MrKristyStar 5 months ago
im confused
SuperMultiQ 5 months ago
I LOVE YOU FABIAN! I want you back for breaking*yawn* :D
you're amazing, you make me laugh always! :)
sophiaSMY 5 months ago
Man, youre great... its such a bit gay, but you know what??.. TWILIGHT IS ALSO GAY.. youre an incredible actor... a true Romanian fan
NoldyJay 5 months ago
2000 twilight fans? And guys calling Eric fag are retarded lows who haven't heard of the online gamer :)
Fike93 5 months ago
lololol i love eric he is by far the best youtube actor
RayOfSunshine1337 5 months ago
going from the online gamer to this is just too much to take in!
R0FlR0cKeTz 5 months ago
oh yea and are you a queer?
wwejheaton 5 months ago
twilight is nothing but a bunch of sparkly faggots
wwejheaton 5 months ago
I love you
msiddiqui95 5 months ago
Haha, you make me laugh!
Mademoiselle9311 5 months ago
Fag.
SlipknotXxMaggotXx 5 months ago
hahahah
melani216 5 months ago
you look stoned...thumbs up if you agree
14hockeyreaper 5 months ago
is that...glitter..?
Sparklecat6 5 months ago
tomatoe juice is nasty
siberianhuskybud 5 months ago
I suggest you guys to get into The Mortal Instruments, same love triangle concept, except the girl isn't a Mary Sue, the vampires don't sparkle, and it is very interesting!
musicdork4ever 6 months ago
1,939 dislikes? You do know this is fake right..........
GamerGirl541 6 months ago
Best youtube actor
HomeRushable 6 months ago 152
@HomeRushable my bad i meant to thumbs up your post but i thumbs down it
sallylikesblood1 3 months ago
@sallylikesblood1 EPIC FAIL!! XDDD
HomeRushable 3 months ago
I love his teeth. Holyyy.
GimmeMoreHugz 6 months ago
this is so funny
bloodycasanova300 6 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
SSSoooOOOOOoooo CCCUUUUuuuuTTTeeeEEEEE!!!! 0:50
sophakiable 6 months ago
I wanna see Aaron's (TheOnlineGamer) reaction to this.
TTYTOMGaming 6 months ago 19
5555 likes? keep it like that guys!
100jokes 6 months ago
fake and gay???
zetanbow16 6 months ago
i don't get the baseball part...
xXSadJXx 6 months ago
@xXSadJXx in twilight, idk which one, they baseball when it is storming so nobody notices when they hit the ball cuz it sounds like thunder. and no i dont like twilight please dont think that. my ex gf made me watch at her house one time...horrible, horrible, night
itsBatmanB1tcH1 6 months ago
Still less gay than twilight...oh wait
pajoable 6 months ago
ATTN: HATERS
this is a joke, get over yourselves :D
FrostyMagna 6 months ago
The guy at 1:44 is scared of the ball XD
Treyford1234 6 months ago
thumbs up if you're jumped at 0:01 :D
AsianShooter9 6 months ago
that pitch.... haaaaa-larious
skyerror 6 months ago
press 3 then alternate between it and 6 xD
mrkhaledrocks 6 months ago
You guys! Enough with the hate comments! This is a joke! No one would actully do that!
lalikrazykat23 6 months ago
@lalikrazykat23 It's a joke?
I don't know man, I've seen a lot of fucked up people in my life.
younfellony 6 months ago
@younfellony haha! But yeah, its a joke. Go to Reckless Tortuga's Channel.This guy is in a lotta other stuff. My favorite is The Online Gamer! :D
lalikrazykat23 6 months ago
@lalikrazykat23 Nice, il do that
Thanks.
younfellony 6 months ago
laughed my ass off!
norwayairsoft 6 months ago
is he 4real
TheLovlyday 6 months ago
he throws baseball like a boss lol
shack196 6 months ago
are you crazy or something like that. twilight is GAY!!!!!!
Pdf1631 6 months ago
This is funny as shit, but I have to confess that after four episodes, this guy is starting to make me uncomfortable.
BossMoneyPants 6 months ago
nice throughing... Luv ur teqniqe!
totalyblondzzzzzzzzz 6 months ago
why do all reckless tortuga videos take forever to load
edisito9 6 months ago
DUDE THIS GUY NAILED IT STRAIGHT ON!!! I know people JUST LIKE THAT!!! Its funny cause its true. LOL
JHZhaschen 6 months ago
1:20 song from Fifa 07 :D
00Mj000 6 months ago
@00Mj000 Most of these people are american and wont have played fifa 07 lol, I was thinking the same thing when I heard it though lol
MadSkeelz16 6 months ago
@MadSkeelz16 thats so true and i knew it...but im glad someone knew it.. lol classic...
00Mj000 6 months ago
soooo CUUUUTEE LMAO xP
nicoleRawrrs 6 months ago
soooo CUUUUTEE LMAO xP
nicoleRawrrs 6 months ago
favian is so gay
computernerd01num2 6 months ago
I do not understand 1:20 to 2:24
TheRedDeadNerd97 6 months ago
@TheRedDeadNerd97 in the movie the vampires only played baseball when it thundered cuz "they hit the balls so hard"
Timster480 6 months ago
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halioj 6 months ago
love the ITS GONNA BE THE GRATEST NIGHT IN MY LIFE (2:38) <3 :P
kumbalaniki 6 months ago
I dont like twilight but this guy is awesome
MultiSnyderman 6 months ago
when i heard the song starting at 1:20, i seriously couldn't stop laughing! XD
mc4awesomeness 6 months ago
OMG youre sooo gay and i LOVE IT!!!
Mullis9811 7 months ago
Fabian hahahaha
BostonDiplomat 7 months ago
1:21 Its the new Borderlands Boss! TWILIGHT FAN (Also, he loves baseball.)
TheDoubleMinds 7 months ago 2
GAY!
MrVrexor 7 months ago
Hold down 0 and it looks like hes ummm eww XD
TrevonRayVideos 7 months ago
lol wtf XD
gmodzombieteam 7 months ago
this was weird...
duke3oh8 7 months ago 3
The worst part about this film is that someone like that guy exist out there...
Gamebuger 7 months ago 178
Thats gay
orlin258 7 months ago
this was quite disturbing
skateboyjay 7 months ago 4
twilight saga new moon is alrety out so is eclipse is out idout
cece733 7 months ago
@cece733 look at the date of the video idiot, also you can't spell for shit
78361000 7 months ago 5
I'm really not a twilight fan but... LOOK AT THOSE ABS REALLY
kiroilevasiiri 7 months ago
omg this the racism guy
bitch12433 7 months ago
epic. pitching.
MrYoman710 7 months ago
TDay Means Tbag Day
SKInsults 7 months ago
If u love twilight so much.. y don't u just read the books??
MichaelJacksonFan29 7 months ago
OH GOD! I can't help laughing! Especially when he started swinging the baseball bat around! Did he just whack his head and go nuts?
Though I have to say, I'm impressed that he's so dedicated as a Twilight fan!
miishaorenji 7 months ago
sooo CUUUUUUUUUUTEEEE xDDD hahah its like every fan girl talking :DD
sladunkaAa 7 months ago
1922 are... oh wait i have a life
AgustinCuca 7 months ago
He Put Glitter On His Face So He Can SPARKLE! OO LA LA!!
han00shi 7 months ago
this dude reminds me of petrilude here on youtube beauty community
janabel23 7 months ago
lol this is great!
shadowq907 7 months ago
pause at 3 sec
214autobot 7 months ago
I have seen u as a black ops addict and a gay twilight fan lol
MrCrazyhoboman 7 months ago
u look gay xD
TixanHD 7 months ago
You look like that chick with the shock waves in X-men: The Last Stand
TheNigmaticProdigy 7 months ago
@TheNigmaticProdigy ROFL!!!
ReBoRyN 7 months ago
,,,,he had a hole.... in the crotch area....
andersonbritanny 7 months ago
loved the baseball refrence xD
Excistence13 7 months ago
goosshhh I love you XDD <333
iKattima 7 months ago
love the haircut...
TheNuhin 7 months ago
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sechkovr 7 months ago
Eric Pumphrey is a comic genius.
fidgetingfinch 7 months ago 3
fag as hell
reinlink1991 7 months ago
whats up with the pink Mohawk ,cut off shorts,tucked in shirt,and high voice?what's this add up to?thumbs up if u think hes gay!
TOMBOYZRULE1 7 months ago
@TOMBOYZRULE1 Hes making fun of Twilight fans.
Shadowzll 7 months ago 3
@Shadowzll oh i get it now..haha
TOMBOYZRULE1 7 months ago
i thought vampires sucked blood not cock
TheWhiteOp 7 months ago
@TheWhiteOp
Buddy, ur right... vampires usually suck blood but, the vampires from Twilight sure do suck cocks as well,
since they all look like fags :-)
ommarwin 7 months ago
LOL HIS PANTS ARE RIPPED
junniejj 7 months ago
I only watched this because I'd heard that I would be hearing something from Muse...which I did! (Yes!) But all in all, this video was really funny. I think that the hightlight of the video was Matthew Bellamy's voice, but you know...whatever. What ever keeps your sickening Twi-hard boat afloat.
victoriaisntsosecret 7 months ago
1911 people were not wwilight lovers
Tony97AXe 7 months ago
at first i was like what the hell is on his face and then i realized it was glitter...
xoxheartsloverxox 7 months ago
This guys teeth are sooo fucking straight and amazing
ganzie06 7 months ago 163
@ganzie06 i know!!! i watch all of his videos.. literally perfect bicuspitsss<33333
dnibcn93 6 months ago
he is high as shit haha
bengle10 7 months ago
is he high?
paliiito07 7 months ago
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JesusPaid4You 7 months ago
This is too gay to watch O.o
DrLazaru 8 months ago
this guys has epic teath..having nice teath is gr8 but perfect its..annoying! i mean yeah i am pretty amazed
zeo9799 8 months ago
I'm very very scared after this o_o
weareuber 8 months ago
dude awww man in shorts
gross
sheildon5001 8 months ago
dude awww man in shorts
sheildon5001 8 months ago
who can say no to abbs....... Me i can thts gay and oh yea 1,911 said yes to abbs
ModernGamerz100 8 months ago
Put a smile on my face
ivlust 8 months ago
wtf man gay
adam83001 8 months ago