THE HUMAN POOTER

[SoulandDreams11]

Decisions!! Decisions!! Hhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah­hahahahahaahhahahahahahahhahah­ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahah i'm guna wet myself!!!

[nickg887]

His use of the pooter sounds SO much better than when Jack vale uses it.

[2thevamp2]

@Daisy8647 hes got a vid on ere way it under his pit showing ppl but he must make it damp in side the pooter 2 has he dont alwas have it under his pit

[jcbmnd11]

love the girl's face at 0:46, she looks like she's gonna cry ha ha :D

[GBDeadnation]

Jack is still the master. Ed over-exaggerate's his movements way too much.

[jcbmnd11]

love the blondie at the end ... FART ... I'm fecking outta here ha ha :D

[mo12mon]

@jcbmnd11 she just suddenly remembered she needed a dora coloring book.

[m4ster017]

2:06 it's Jim Boeheim!!

[15PrincessAutumn15]

Lmao. I watched this with my cousin Nikki and I tell ya, we died laughing. My favotite part is when he does that that lady turns around and goes the other way.

[Sidewinder9877]

Damn Ed, by the sound of things, you had a greasy ride home!

[123simonresok123]

0:34 DAT ASS

[chica349]

Ironic that the ad playing just before the video started was the Nissan Gas Powered Everything commercial.

[tdg223]

EPIC!

[SilkyScreen]

What is the lead in music?!?!

[youvinicio]

At 3:35 it's like Einstein relativity deforming space

[BMcavaneyDelicious]

excuse me

[astrooman12345]

Love how the fart stunned the girl

[PhukAdvertisements]

LMFAO... "decisions, decisions..."

[m4ster017]

Ok. I think Ed needs to make his own Pooter series. It will be like Jack's...but 10 times funnier!

[ICollectYogaPoses]

Thank you so much for making these and sharing them with us! Laughter is such a valuable thing.

[needweeeeeeeeeed]

this cant be using the pooter. pooter doesnt sound like that. what is he using, jack?

[RES1ST0R]

@needweeeeeeeeeed he's using his armpit thats why its called human pooter

[studioJAC67]

@RES1ST0R How?

[2thevamp2]

i he lets it rip lol

[mrbenrocks95]

How does he get his pooter to sound so wet??

[Ewahl91]

@mrbenrocks95 Ed does his sounds using his hand and armpit lol oldschool method

[garand260]

Look, these candles smell like roses.... No, it's just the fart!

[SadisticBastard6661]

0:32, she looks like shes about to cry, lololol

[ljwood88]

2:42 rofl

[DJJagged77]

Ed Bassmaster is fearless in pulling these pranks with great style!

[videorecuts]

Ed is the best at these things!

[SmithMJ100]

Ed makes watery poots. :)

[SmithMJ100]

Ed chewing his gum, acting all innocent. I can't stop LMAO!

[GacktCRaZyLove]

LMAO at the last girl!! First she was like, Imma head this way; but then she was all, HELL NO.

[nickg9872]

@stillshaolin88 bc he has an thing in his hand the he sqeezes and when his hand is wet when he sqeezes it he makes it sound creamy

[AOapparel]

@nickg9872 It sounds like he has multiple pooters though haha.

[Mrayis100]

@stillshaolin88 Vaseline my friend, vaseline

[RES1ST0R]

i love how he just calmly and casually says "excuse me"

[Calvingreen17]

Decisions Decisions you know like PRRT "walks away* PRRT

[bazookasicle]

I have the same jacket lol nice vid

[2thevamp2]

SHE JST SAYS SCUSE YOU IN CAS HER BUDS THO IT WAS HER

[DesiSoSuave]

at :42 you ruined the rest of her day day

[MichouzzzzZ]

damn you ed how do u do it so good.. really.. lmfao

[pelicaravansary]

lots of them is so fukin fat,

well we know it...

[THEREALMHK]

she walked away like she dont fart everyone does it

[12492jon]

SCUSE YOU!!

[peakasbuddy]

He looks like Daughtry!



[22Lucid]

@ 2:00 Milfalicous

[AuSSiEJaZzA]

That pooter sounds so nasty man, almost like a shart!

[FuzzlePup]

You literally could not make that sound crouching down unless you had yourself a very unfortunate incident.

[peachrocker1]

I swear to god i let out a big REAL fart while watching this. his farts are inspirational i guess.

[freddybb22]

I like how Michael Moore and Ben Roethlisberger are shopping at the same store and live in the same town

[GatorsFan24]

that girl at the end is so funny how she immediately turns and walks the other direction lmao

[houmamzwiya]

Ed the best

[BrewSquad]

Seriously ed is the most creative whilst using the pooter no offense jack. He really toys with people to get the best reactions

[justin19892005]

it is so fun lol man

[JustPlainGreatness]

Are you sure? cus they sound real

[DakotaSmithification]

@JustPlainGreatness he is using his arm. you can see his arm isnt in the sleeve

[JustPlainGreatness]

Are these real farts?

[JL303030]

@JustPlainGreatness Yes of course.

[aeminence]

0:41 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KhaerulnTrebor]

you could paint the walls with farts liek that

[dcgcPTYT]

1:55 Dat Ass...

[420Stanky]

1:39 sounded like he shat himself... like for real anyone else rewind that shit

[420Stanky]

1:39 sounded like he shat himself... like for real

[IMmegan101]

Did anyone else notice at 1:24 he put the book in the wrong place? hahaha, funny video

[Dreama40]

It would be soooo funny if they used the pooter, then asked someone if they knew were the nearest toilet was lol :) Jack/Ed make some like that please lol .....

[925javier]

that would be really useful when there's a long line

[guitarrocker1]

@acesfull99 how does he use his armpit when his hands are in his pockets, he does use the pooter

[guitarrocker1]

hey ed, do you use vaseline or anything to make your hands moist when you use the pooter? because i noticed your farts always sound wet and deep which is cool

[iMakeBeats808]

dam ed got dem wet splattery farts!

[LunaStrikeHD]

THE MOST EPIC VIDEO!!! ON YOUTUBE!

[halienthealien]

i culdnt breathe bc i was laughing soooooo hard LMFAO

[GoodThingsTV]

how does he do this??

[acrovader]

Ed Bassmaster and Jack Vale are gay partners.

[jayteegee890]

@acrovader jack is married

[1981qrycher]

Ahh, the sounds of uncontrollable bowels is freaking hilarious!!

[coolchelley12]

when he farted he should of said "DAMN IT, I SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN" xD

[bigdaddymomo]

LMMFAO. SHIT ECHOED @ 1:39

[TheBailey886]

@realvampire666666 he poot his pants

[iaadotlk1]

That was tttooo fuuuuuny.

[lilcrazyaznboy]

lol.. at the end.. girl just walked away with an attitude.

[ZxanthraXxZ]

Haha

[dragonslayerED30]

Yeah eds farts sound different than jacks...does he add water with his pooter?

[bigbubbano23]

0:45 I love how the girls explaining something and just stops when ed farts. she has the most traumatized look on her face lol and goes to her mom all quiet.

[vettelover2009]

the leg kick was great

[chanklas9]

2:23 "im thinkin the same thing like *farts*" XDDD

[BlackMasterJoe89]

Hows does ed do it??

[TheNo1there]

you guys have to make a movie together as brothers or somethin like the mpvie stepbrothers!

[bullseye2467]

i like his version =)

[MrBobbytime]

the best is at 1:40 and its awesome



[MrBobbytime]

the best is at 1:40

[hgkdful]

*ahem* pause at 00:52, if you please.

[coochiemama511]

What is the Human Pooter? Is it different from the original Pooter?

[Bloodstock13]

Ed ftw!

[knds71]

decisions decisions, haha, im thinkin the same thing like fffllaarrpp you know!! lol!!!!

[thereselovesmakeup13]

i dont thin k the old couple at 2:25 can hear him lol

[Je96sS]

Loving the legs kicks haha :P

[royraaijmakers]

that girl at 0:42........

now that's just priceless!

[Seguris]

@royraaijmakers wow, she was going to her mum to cry XD

[JoshMoak12]

ITS THE SAME GIRL AT THE END THAT AT THE BEGINNING HE FARTED AND SHE PAUSED.........

[saverio1e]

Ed throws out some wet one's!!!

[ini919]

@saverio1e he makes the pooter more wetter than jack does lol XD

[1playingyou]

Made her take a detour at 3:35!!

[MrGanjaDude420]

@1playingyou she dnt like anal

[Lbolting005]

Jack vale can learn something from edbassmaster on pooting.

[PR3D4T0RZ]

LOLOLOL!!!!!! OMG MY STOMACHE HURTS XD

[MultiNikola1997]

0:45 nice way too shut up

[jakedude11]

LOLOL 0:41 MADE ME DRIBBLE PEE HOLY SHIT

[JRRingling004]

Descions, Descisions... huhuh.... Im thinking the same thing like "KaSPLAT" ya know? XDDDDDD

[SourBlueGummieBear]

at 0:53 it looks like the girl was going to cry you guys are soo MEAN!!!!

But funny!get it B-U-T!! HA HA that was a horrible joke ok how about this one i was walking and I saw a sign that said "help wanted" so I entered and said "WHATS WRONG?"

[MrBboyj3]

you and jack should do like peter griffin. cough and farting at the same time.

[SourBlueGummieBear]

you are going to crap yourselfe one of these days HEY YOU SHOULD FART AT THE MALL!!!

[juicebox0007]

decisions decisions....

[beachblondee221]

hahaha that was funny when that group of kids walked by they started cracking up

[dbrooklyn1]

Fuck im finished, thats the funniest shit ive ever seen

[20030483]

That is funny

[Berus7777]

For some reason, looking at video of this store makes me ashamed to be white.

[palmostositive]

decisions, decisions.

[FrankSpanknSlap]

i dont know what it is about ED but when he does this im almost crying from laughing so hard

[listaplebb]

0:47 so that's how you make people shut up.....i'll try that next time when i have a chance :)

[fireice2037]

0:49 wow that shut her right up

[ajo1124]

This dude aint as funny as Jack Vale or Jack's son.

[oldprotism]

i have your jacket but smaller

[phillycool]

lmao the last one was hilarious..she straight turned around lol.

[TheEmpowered787]

Omg this had me in tears lmfao!

[shelleyjc11]

How could you dislike this? Its freaking hilarious! Unless your the victim haha.

[Mandieissexy]

Love you guys!! LOL

[PurpleHazeDash]

"Decisions decisions I'm thinking the same thing" ROFL 2:15

[MistahFen]

these farts are so much funnier than Jacks

[Jaram1013]

2 suggestions! one when people look at u nasty or say excuse say this"I have farting cancer! GOD! (napelon dynamtime voice) or get like 6 people around u and when u fart blame that one person say how gross they are LOL

[McMIxTER]

those are some grease farts ed

[MrFelonTelevision]

omg im crying lmfao!

[fingerskate22]

that doesn't sound like the pooter.

[princessofhesse]

i'm 54 yrs old, i should not be laughing at this, but this feller.....i can't stand it ...

[jamesdpimp]

LMAO last one was comedy shes like NO DICE buddy..

[morikahjo]

hahaha! you made the blonde girl at the end change course!  ahahah!

[spacer991]

1:00 aww check out that awesome clown poster!

i wonder where i can get one of them?

[MrHondo45]

never understood why they would look at your butt after doing that. It's like they expect to see something

[redsoxguy617]

@MrHondo45 that, or there gay

[WAYNE1977100]

I can watch this over and over, and i still piss myself laughing

[wilky1986]

That girl was devastated...she needs to get out more

[wilky1986]

Damn those were juicy lmao. Love the Pooter!

[HTwenty1]

"Decisions, decisions. I'm thinking the same thing, like *flurrrrp*, you know?"

...What?

[MikeStinson100]

Boomer from left for dead 1:42

[pedrom41]

LMAO! He made the girl turn the other way rather quickly.

[brooklyn6829]

how do he make the pooter sound like that

[GameScares]

@brooklyn6829 It's not the Pooter, he's doing it under his arm, still making me laugh a year on!

[lonstar70]

@GameScares But both his hands are in his pockets. He cant be doing it under arm.

[EkereGbe]

i feel like farting now..

[RadMadMike]

Nice looking lady at 3:33!!

[orlandbr]

that girls reaction at :45 is priceless

[jenntolen]

LMAO! at the first farts and those 2 guys hahahah..sounds like he really shit in his pants!

[Rachel1980A]

You?

[mysticalkittyn]

omg it sounds like they pooped themsevles in most of them thats funny hershey squirts :P

[mysticalkittyn]

omg it sounds like they pooped themsevles in most of them thats funny

[wrestlebetter09]

The expression on that girl's face from 0:47-1:00 reads pure terror. I love it. LOL!

[legonightmare65]

thats it i've lost all my sanity!!! XD

[4Divine]

Sounds like hes shorting on himself! Hahahahaaa! This was hilarious!

[marseillelangres]

That kid @ 3:18 looks like a Jack-O-Lantern. With a grill like that, I would be walking behind the group not in front like he is somebody. Then marching to boot! March on young man.

[mexibaby2]

omg that first fart was sounded sooo wet lol!!!!!!

[TSmity2]

Sometimes, ed´s farts seem... inhuman.

[MrEllinaras]

epic farts

[GameScares]

Forgot to add, love the blond who laughs at 0:49!

[GameScares]

Funniest video on Youtube, had tears streaming down my face, you guys rock!