Winkers tm a 4

[hnnnggh]

hahaha so trashy, and such big dumpy asses

[Di121826]

I love The Duck Ones LMFAO!!

[meatforyourmom]

i endured all four minutes of that and my penis wont come out of my scrotum...is that a bad thing?

[roli252520]

why would you want to draw attention to your fat dumpy ass.

[roli252520]

poor animals this is so sad especially for the owl

[enotsytsur]

Walking away from the camera has to be the most exercise these women have ever had.

[queenhiphop1002]

I want some

[summit513]

Ummm..."Miss T'eaks" in a pair of these?...SHOE IN to repeat next year...

[roli252520]

SINCE WHEN DOES AN OWL HAVE A BIG UGLY FACE LIKE THAT. BET THAT OWLS ARE WISHINH YOU HAD GLASS EYES. LONG LIVE WISE OWLS

[roli252520]

SINCE WHEN DOES AN OWL HAVE A BIG UGLY FACE LIKE THAT. BET THAT OWLS SRE WISHINH YOU HAD GLASS EYES. LONG LIVE WISE OWLS

[roli252520]

GOOD GOD I WOULD CAUSE MAJOR ACCIDENTS IF I WAS TO WEAR ONE OF THOSE JEANS

[puggsy16]

Ive been wearing winkers for years. Very fashionable.

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

They patented this?? I might as well patent every chocolate snowcone that comes out of my dogs ass.

[DonkeyThong64]

Worlds Dumbest brought me here.

[theyearofourlordig88]

god the music sucks total balls with that dumb fucking 'wooooOOOOOOOSSSSHHH' sound

[nlemanski15]

This is what I've been waiting for my whole life! I can die happy now.

[Amyenchanted17]

@SpookyDarling Nothing wrong with fat models - better than these stick thin annorexic skeletons who starve themselves to attain 'perfection', and to make ordinary people feel bad! :D I soo want some of these!

[urrka728]

why?



[keenly]

FINALLY!!!

[sparkleshocked]

Not sure is this is madness or brilliance.

[StDamian]

Are you fucking fat?

Does your fat ass make your jeans suck up underneath itself?

Well fear not! Now you can look like even more of a douchebag with the new...

WINKERS™!

Yes that's right! Now instead of just being a fat fuck, you'll be a fat fuck with a horrible looking pair of pants that accent just how fucking fat your ass is, you unsightly fucking bag of fat!

*Available only in LG, X-LG, XX-LG, and "Holy fuck lady! Go on a goddamn diet!"*

[DWNmetalman777]

what?...

no seriously, what?

[sweetvampiress69]

they should have gotten someone who had a nice ass...not some fat chick with the muffintops...

[MrsMeiwes]

what's with the 80's low-budget pr0n-music?

[Kvergjelme]

@MrsMeiwes I was just about to say :D

[Yunathan]

The ducks at 1:04 eating her asshole cracked me up.

[xXGothicNekoxX]

im sorry if i ever wore those i would literaly turn to anyone that stare move a leg to make it " wink" and say wink just to creep them out...

[EatKanyeWest]

PATENT PENDING

[lollerskates101LOL]

I would totally wear these



[LENTICULARPLASTIC]

0:34 What chick wants her ass to blink "action! action! action!..."?

[Ruckas356]

the owl looks like he or she shit they pants lol..

[SunderedMoon]

@Ruckas356 Haha.

[shyamo90]

they could not have chosen worse arses to model these on.

[palmarjp]

I hate that I just watched all of this.

[handicappedhero]

Submitted on my birthday. This is the best gift I have ever gotten.

Thank you, Youtube.

[loraplauche]

WHERE can I get a pair of those?!?

[capnbomz]

Oh nooo that lady looks like she pooped an owl!

[therealbucksuckit]

oh my gosh what if real eyes wer like that i would be freaaakkkkeed ha ha

[snurby1]

FAT FUCK..

[Baconfish]

So when can I get them with two toilets that say "NOM" every time the seats lift?

[ChildrenOfVodka]

My brainz! What haz you done to eet!?!

[Ultralism]

Aaand cut.

[loqiloqi]

I suppose there are some things for fat people to excel at.

[kam2ill]

i just ordered some of these

[FoxyMamaRox]

I don't give a flying fuck if they've got those in my size or not, no way in freakin' hell I'm gonna put my fat ass in those. Oh sure, MORE attention because I've got ducks and eyes on my BUTT!

[viirtuosity]

sweet jesus

[boobfacemango]

the animals looked like they're having various eyes spasms, rather than winking

[LostarIshaKa]

I vomited, a ton. the music, the fake ad, the real ass, oh god, my EYES!!!

[IllyriaGodKing]

Wow, I see somebody was selling an 80's synthesizer at a garage sale.

[IllyriaGodKing]

Also, I hate to break it to ya, but these are not going to be the next fashion trend, no matter how much you want them to be.

[UreshiiTearsx3]

LOL, is a fat ass required for these jeans to work ;[?

[Koerais]

@UreshiiTearsx3 yes, did you see any skinny people in the video >_>

[derrrface]

Do you sell FUPA pants? I'd like a white OWL to pop out and say WOOT!

[KitsuneMinto]

I can't believe people pay for this shit.

[FarmerDoom]

Actually, you know what?  All these asses are terrible.

[FarmerDoom]

That first ass is terrible

[TheZajac123]

Want to tell someone that they need to lose weight but don't know how? Buy them a pair of winkers!

[EpicGlue]

worst idea ever...

[jbrian80]

A total flop in UK for obvious reason.

[jonnyhairdont]

I've begun measuring my life it two parts: before I knew about Winkers and now. They're mesmerizing. I may have had a stroke during this video. And I meant that as a double entendre because I love women with wide hips.

[jonnyhairdont]

I've begun measuring my life it two parts: before I knew about Winkers and now. They're mesmerizing. I may have had a stroke during this video. And I meant that as a double entendre because I love women with wide hips.

[KingofChips]

Does this make my butt look big?

Yes, yes it does.

[kaplagh]

some of them just kinda squint, not really wink

[IHaveFlagella]

Every now and then something will come along and restore my faith in humanity. This is one of those things.

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

[shahizo]

Just stick to Wranglers,white folk!

[FerrariSorry]

Btw, I'd prolly buy a few pairs just cause of the idea alone, but I'd be made fun of til I die if I ever stepped in public wearing those xD

[FerrariSorry]

I feel sorry for people who actually thought this was a good idea...

[yooperboarder]

this is wrong on so many levels

[bartov]

The official pants of Wisconsin

[Starflite]

... There is no reason to draw any more attention to the asses of fat people.

[Czixx]

What a bunch of porkers

[zanzanzawaveia]

i'm too cool not to love zis

[iLoveShinyPancakes]

Look at dem juicy doubles.

[miss88america]

hehehe ci vuole coraggio x mettersi questo tipo di jeans ke skifo! poi gli okki del gufo fanno un impressione...hahaha

[severinparra]

why model with fat chicks?

[nationofjoe]

GREAT music. Srsly.

[galajone]

wtf? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

[Krad636]

seriously... who the heck would do this???

[mrkillacam1]

THIS IS A STUPID IDEA

[mikeanddanica]

I do love that the arsecrack on the eyeball one is darkened. Nice feature.

[Chocomz]

LOL

[death2343412421]

i would try to say something about em but i'd be sued by the smoking gun

[JuLiARoCkS1997]

the owl was so funny XDD

[samuelson2112]

Is the butt watching you? or are you watching it?

[moo97moooo]

lol at the first pair's cross-eyed winking style

[stellarmarvel]

ahhahahahhaha

[rreno88]

They need to invest in models with decent asses

[xsuicidekiss143x]

@rreno88 Then they wont wink

[TearD6]

Those jeans don't seem to be "winking" to me...they seem to be squinting in pain...

[err0r]

Is this for real? Fucking American fat-asses!

[ticklinmyselfpink]

@err0r how do you know they are even american?

[err0r]

@ticklinmyselfpink Only Americans could have such fat asses.

[MrsCamui]

@err0r It's made in the UK. There are big people everywhere. Maybe if you actually did a little traveling you would know that. And using stereotypical hateful comments doesn't make you look cool. It makes you look like a jackass.

[err0r]

@MrsCamui You must be one of the fatties, then. Sorry for your loss.

[ericadove]

L M F A O

[SeanPatrickMartinez]

this is so attractive.

[SpookyDarling]

apparently only marketable toward fat chicks with muffintops.

[circlejosh]

yes!

[paronfisk]

Lobster snip snip snip

[PropellerBusted]

Why is the Sega Saturn startup sound in this?

[darkeststorm]

@_@ i find it kinda creepy that pants are winking back at me D:

[oystercultviking]

I wonder how long the guy who invented "Winkers" had to stare at other people's butts before coming up with something like this.

[richardmaudsley77]

Winking asses for fat people! great idea!

[R0773N]

@richardmaudsley77 I will now proceed to burn you in effigy.

[mwood82]

where can i buy these and how fast can you overnight them here

[Geolicious]

This is awful! How much time did you spend staring at people's butt crease movement to come up with these. AWFUL!

[ciararavenblaze]

... why? seriously. WHY?

[Arananther]

WAT.

[futureBLESS]

none of those models had an ass worth looking at

[oraboros]

because only fat girls would even consider wearing Winkers

[obscuregeisha]

MOAR!1

[sehnsucht11]

this is horrifying

[JFablio]

Really terrible idea; hope you're bankrupt

[frickfrock999]

That's just what buttocks need.

More holes.

[UnseelieSidhe]

Well, that's both tacky and horrifying.

[powerpooch2000]

notice all the girls wearing them are fat girls!

[rhauf1]

@powerpooch2000 they look good to me

[powerpooch2000]

@rhauf1 you can have them!

[vanessa0983]

It really amuses me when people make fun of America. If you are one of those American haters, then maybe you should stop using your youtube on your windows computer, sipping on your starbucks drink while trying to live a lifestyle that you know is very american! You know it!!! You are just jealous!

[richardmaudsley77]

@vanessa0983

So we should stop drinking our arabian drink while using our english invention?

[vanessa0983]

@richardmaudsley77  You should "google" the two companies I have mentioned. (add google and youtube to that list as well, haha) Foreign people are so oblivious of their americanization... Try doing that without an American invention... You have further proved my point. Pretty amuzing!

[richardmaudsley77]

@vanessa0983 The web is english. you should "ask" who Tim Berners-Lee is.

Being vaguely aware of american brands for non-american things is not being "americanised".

[utterbullspit]

I guess you have to be thicker than a box of snickers to wear these.

[Cuisee]

Yes, Americans are fat. Regardless, this is stupid.

[lulaberri]

youd have to have a big fat ass for this to work

[jillkm01]

holy fat line!  the jeans even make the wearer have their own walk...twist for a bigger fat line....clinch yo butt for a bigger fat line!!!

[josejapa]

These pants are really lame (I imagine Cher wearing these pants). God, and about the music of the background, totally awful!!! But it´s a very funny video, lol

[RobbanTheRoadkill]

If I ever see people wearing these pants I'll beat em up!!!

[AuH2O]

Yes, sure you will, Mr. Internet Tough Guy.

[Skipychic]

do they work for ppl with normal size butts? or just fat buts?

[EmperessClaudia]

Why would a fat person need another reason for ppl to ridicule them this is retarded and the person who invented them should be put down.

[AuH2O]

In case you didn't notice, none of the women featured were fat. A bunch of anorectic whores with low self-esteem here, it would seem.

[thacerine]

I would guess that if you actually met one of these women in person, yes, you would deem them about average-sized...but these pants have the amazing power to make average-sized women LOOK fat by, you guessed it, drawing attention to what fat they DO have and the crease it creates. It's perfectly healthy to have body fat, but it doesn't mean it's a feature most women in our culture want to highlight.

[ixixixixixix]

Uhm, yes, if you've ever left the North American continent you would realize that these women are abnormally large.

[AuH2O]

Sorry, douchebag. Not everyone likes your garden-variety malnutritioned chink.

[ixixixixixix]

Come to Europe, come to Africa, come to Asia.

Only to Anglos is obesity acceptable.

Methinks you've unresolved issues over your body size.

[AuH2O]

If you like women who lack female shapes and curves to the point that they look like men, that just means you're a closet fag. And that's an issue I can't help you with; you'll need professional help. Real men want their women to look the part.

[ixixixixixix]

You live in a country of lazy fat-asses. The infrastructure around you has been modified to accommodate your largess: from wider gauge sewer pipes, to larger bus seats, to super-sized 2L soda-pop cups, to the overwhelming prevalence of "plus-sized" retailers.

You're fat. Get over it. The rest of the world mocks you.

[AuH2O]

1. Absolutely no information has been given as to which country I live in.

2. You're gay. Get over it, and come out of the closet already. Hopefully your parents won't kill themselves over the shame.

[Gukkor]

Er, there are a lot of "Anglos" in Europe. And Africa. And a good number in Asia, too.

Now, if you meant "Americans," then yeah, it's an issue over here. Weird thing is, we have such an epidemic of obesity over here, and yet our media encourages an ideal of beauty and/or fitness that is ridiculous to the opposite extreme. There's probably a relation between the two, but that's not really my field.

[Emovidkid]

@ixixixixixix Actually, I recently read an article where girls in Mauritania (North Africa) are force-fed to be extremely overweight as an ideal of beauty .

[ixixixixixix]

@Emovidkid Yes, but I understand this is to make their livers more tender and (supposedly, to the French, at least) tastier.

[mmmAH]

This is funny. Definite win.

[DemoniacLooser]

warning: for fat only

[maxomills2nd]

wow fat chicks finally found ah way for men to stare at there ass

[fgsfdsniggers]

Niggers

[AuH2O]

I totally agree.

[newyorkermp3]

Fucking rediculous

[newyorkermp3]

Why god allow this... there must be no god....

[Oilblood87]

This should be in Failblog

[kamcbk3]

@Oilblood87 this was on AOTS, I think, I remember seeing it first there.

[bejbibee]

$579.00, really?

[60skyking]

ducks? those should have been seagulls saying "mine?"

[BlingMasterFunk]

OMFG!!! That's the most ridiculous fucking thing i've EVER seen...

[bartlebybartleby]

i'm sure the patent application is great

"for submission: pants with ridiculous bullshit drawn on the ass"

[mmr11027]

The perfect thing to wear if you think your boobs get all the attention.

[thehaircrow]

gafhdasfhahfafdhfa

[pulpfresh]

goddamn there's some intense music on this video

[bingobastard]

The "eyes" look like gaping wounds from a butt-implant surgery. The ducks look like they're eating bugs crawling from her butt. This was a cute idea in theory, BUT .....

[Passitivity]

these sure are novelty Pants

[fimfa]

I really like the idea, but how would these look on normal people(less fat folds and stuff)?

[mmr11027]

Unfortunately, over here in America, that IS normal.

I was thinking that it would be easier to film these people walking by using a treadmill. Then I realized the people in this video don't look like they've been on a treadmill for quite a while.

[thegrecianideal]

the guy filming this stuff must look like a total pervo - zooming in on all their butts.

[DADGBD]

Ummmm... did tiger face shart their winkers while filming?!? Wow. Can't wait for this to take the nation by STORM!!

[werk25]

no.

[Czarewich]

Wow so many different applications for this ground breaking technology! The owl was especially impressive. Very life-like.

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

If you are obese, do they become Wincers?

[Decrepus]

I love when ducks munch on my bunghole.

[Sirielia]

The kind of people who have the body to wear this are the kind of people you don't want to stare at, especially if it has eyes.

[cheezorchic]

does this seriously need to be so long?

[thegrecianideal]

hahahaha, and do we really need the extreme close-ups?

[nalosfire]

Quack.

[kchuk]

aflac!

[AspeeSuperqueen]

for all your white trash needs...

[wickedweasal1]

Dat ass