A Hell Ride With Middlebrook

[Neverlent]

hahhaha ur a fuckn nutcase. which is what makes u funny. which is yet again, a bad thing! and influence >.>

[Tratsing]

pee hole.

above vagina.

kinda hidden.

you haven't been down there enough it seems. :P

[dorkyrab87]

it

comes

from

the

urethra...lol

=)

[krumbine]

This is the best rant video I have EVER seen! My belly hurts from laughing ...

Also: with Middlebrook gone, you're the dominant beard in Krumbination. That counts for something, right?

[obsquatch]

I think that the sun makes me angry. And when the sun goes down, I start drinking, which makes me angry. Watch out, Krumbine.

[benzone50]

yeah, fuck the bozos! well said!

[obsquatch]

Any idea what movie that quote is from?

[katConfidential]

I love how all your rants always escalate up to a climax... you're all about the build up aren't you? and this time around it was, "femaaaaaaale goat."

(I'm glad you added the goat, because if you had just said female you would've had jen, heather, and I on your ass.)

ugh... the loss of middlebrook.. it's left me in video-mourning. i'm.... uninspired.

[obsquatch]

I need a towel. Don't throw my black shirt on it! Good God, I will never get that out.

The last think I want to do is piss off the only beautiful women in my life who pay attention to me. Please keep liking me and we can hate the loss of candy ass Middlebrook together.

[misspacman08]

Is it really possible to say something in front of your back? Sounds tricky.

For future reference girl pee comes from a little place between the clitoris and the vaginal opening. Wow I actually typed that without giggling.

Win!

[obsquatch]

I made a video in which said both penis and vagina. I feel 13. Wanna make out under the bleachers?

[misspacman08]

Only if I can tell all my friends that you tried to feel me up.

[obsquatch]

Deal. But I also get to tell all my friends that I did feel you up.

[jenzatron]

Tuck your pussy in?? Pussies ARE tucked in!

I am confused...

[obsquatch]

Good point, there is nothing worse that an inverted vagina.

Buhahaha! The image just flashed into my head. That's funny lookin!

[combustication07]

Well ranted! and I think I love you... NO...uh... . I mean your videos..hehe

[obsquatch]

Love me. It makes my videos jealous. Wait... yeah... that works. I'm gonna post that. That should keep her guessing. Who am I talking about? Wait, who am I talking too? Where am I? Why couldn't I just say, "thanks"? Now I'm all screwed up and babbling about nothing in particular. Crap, this always happens.

[combustication07]

haha

[LaughingLeaf]

ROFL! (am i allowed to rofl? i was banned from "lol" )

He has a tiny penis hahahaha! crappy little yellow shit car!

[obsquatch]

That's some pretty thin ice you are jumping on there. My therapist says i need to avoid confrontation. He is a fuck head so I kicked him. Twice.

[novanine]

WELL FUCKING SAID!!

But you weren't actually driving were you? You were sitting in one of those simulators at the fairground weren't you?

Because if you really WERE driving whilst making that video, man made a HUGE fucking mistake in inventing the automobile.

Though if I was going to die by being run over, I'd want it to be you doing the driving.

And I'd want you to be beeping the horn and laughing while you squished me.

I'm not well.

[obsquatch]

Could you go make out with Ibrahim for a while. I think hearing less from him would make me happy for a little while.

[novanine]

Erm... no?

[Takarafire]

Obsquatch you're a rather hyped up, frisky driver, eh? : P

"You're getting a sun tan, I just fucking know it!!"

Haha

I agree.

Middlebrook bring your god damn self back to us already!!!

[stirkrazykid]

I reckon that thing on his face isn't a beard at all.I think it's a really unkempt vagina.

[novanine]

It's his mangina. And it's moist.

[misspacman08]

Ew.

[Ziggystarla]

i used to auto-vlog ALL the time! unfortunately, I never drive anywhere distant really anymore.

[JimmerSD]

You drive just like me! I felt right at home driving in Chicago and SF and Houston and Miami... Does that make me a bad person?

YEAH! You tell him!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

LOL! Loved this!

[obsquatch]

Victor, it looks like you've contracted the Swine InfLOLenza. I don't care how jealous squirrels are of the size of your nuts, keep your LOLing off my videos. Here's a mop, clean that shit up. Kiss me?

[novanine]

Oh, dear! Someone really should've warned you not to go L*Ling in this maniac's comments.

You got 'Squatch-slapped!

[denitson777]

I'm so scared right now

[obsquatch]

All I need is a chainsaw and a hockey mask and I could get all the ladies.

[ibrahimsuheyl]

Oh Obsy's so angry. Me scared of Obsy.

Calm down Obsy. Middlebrook is not a pussy. He's the king. Kings don't pussy out. Obsies do.

[obsquatch]

Keep it up, skippy. Deep frying Suheyl Balls sounds like an exciting afternoon activity.

I have so much hate for this nickname. It makes me lactate.

[ibrahimsuheyl]

pfft.. you're such an Obsy. Do I have to explain everything to your Obsy ass?

This is retribution for making me fuck a lamp. Live with it Obsy.

[novanine]

You've got balls Ibrahim.

Which the 'Squatch (hee-hee) will soon be frying it seems. If I wasn't vegetarian...

[ibrahimsuheyl]

Yes. But ever since the lamp saga, they've shrunk.

[misspacman08]

Oh Ibrahim, you do realize we all enjoyed the lamp love right? No retribution is needed for something so awesome. I'd hump a lamp if he asked me to!

[ibrahimsuheyl]

Ha.. tell that to the little part of me that died humping that lamp Heather!

I'd like to say, on behalf of all horny-ass drooling old men on YT that don't have the balls to, we'd LOVE to see you hump ANYTHING. And I mean A-N-Y-thing. ;)

[novanine]

Ok, enough! I wanna see you two duking it out, oiled up, in a pit of live butterflies.

Can butterflies be confined in a pit?

[ibrahimsuheyl]

Butterflies, Jez? Really? I woulda thought badminton was enough.. =P

[obsquatch]

Badminton to the DEATH! Choose your shuttle cock careful, sir, for it may be your last shuttle cock.

[novanine]

EXTREME BADMINTON!!

You shall play with razor-rackets and laser-cocks.

[ibrahimsuheyl]

HA! Obs said cock!

[TheHairyGeek]

you're a funny bloke, and i agree completly, i only know Middlebrook through his videos, i havn't talked to him, but he doesn't seem like the kind of person who'd get THAT upset by a single person commenting on all his videos

[obsquatch]

What we know about Middlebrook is that he demanded more content from all his views, then he ruled the peaceful kingdom of ACAD, then he vanished. I bet he will come back from vacation as a120 pound cheerleader. Wanna put some money down?

[denitson777]

That's new.... a video with no title ;)