Match.com and Other Online Dating Sites

[09danydany]

ooo my god. you are so sad....get a life

[journeyquest1]

I can't speak for everyone so i will speak for myself. Don't be such a spaz. Don't worry too much about things you have no control over. Learn to be more laid back, so to speak and not so anxious. As a guy, i feel more comfortable with a girl who seems more relaxed.

[thatsthebeech]

@journeyquest1 I appreciate the comment, but this video was done 2 years ago and it was done just for fun. People seem to take this video seriously, which is fine even though it wasn't how I intended. Thanks for watching!

[journeyquest1]

@thatsthebeech Wasn't sure. Just my 2 cents.

[jtplatinum]

For some reason this video seems fake? I bet she's an actress.

[thatsthebeech]

@jtplatinum Bingo!

[grumthol]

This chick is pretty full of herself to assume a man would take a moment to kill her of all people. I would not waste my freedom or first assassination on a random from a dating site.

[thatsthebeech]

@grumthol Hi, I'm right here! My name is Natalie! I have a friend that I'd like to introduce you to. His name is Satire. Kind of like Satine from Moulin Rouge, as they're both used by several people and are widely misunderstood by people like you. You two have fun, now!

[mrstrings2006]

@thatsthebeech Ahh Moulin Rouge!, what a fantastic movie. I wish I had a huge talent.

[OnexMorexChance]

Im not a Member of Match.com or Some Other Thing ! But If i Were with all due Respect I wouldn`t give a Daaaaamn About what u said, all We Want is Pussies!

[angelmika2010]

like your video...very true and hilarious

[mosstick]

she seems kinda creepy...but funny

[ForgedFive]

I think youtube just matched me with her 0.0

[EmbodyElegance]

ahahaha loved the video must say.

[8BitBuster]

Wow, sounds like this girl had a bad date.

[hamiltoneddie]

lol good video. You are hilarious. You hit the nail on the head.

[dhide14]

big nose

[thatsthebeech]

@dhide14 I KNOW, RIGHT?!

[operations1000]

@thatsthebeech Hot chicks have big noses.

[oldmastersheng]

GRANDMA!



[adalinenaplesmnk]

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[dsgsu]

what panties is she wearing? seriously

[eliaseon]

whoah...i think this girl needs klonopin...way pretty but not a keeper...i'm from nyc and majority of the girls here are (whispers) crazyyy...shhh.they'll hear you...

but wait...after i keep hearing her voice in this video, i'm all of a sudden attracted...hmm. this is weird...wait...i think i like crazy... :)

[dsgsu]

I think this woman is paranoid? lol

[dsgsu]

They can try chopping me up. I wish them the best of luck. They'll need it.

[rickalex21]

People who are thinking in terms of some psycho killing them because they met on an online dating site then they have no business being there in the first place. There are good and bad people everywhere not just online. It's kinda like saying I'm not going to drive anywhere today because there are too many car accidents. If something is going to happen it will happen regardless if its online or offline.

[MajorBlaster]

At first I thought you were serious, and I thought you were like so many of the psycho-bitches I've been out with. Then I realized it was tongue-in-cheek. So I'm glad I kept watching. Nice job.

[thatsthebeech]

@MajorBlaster I'm glad you kept watching, too! Thank you.

[Lonelyxsky]

You have scared me with your story! This Susan sounds like a total hottie. I would so go out with her.  And, you know, chop her up into little pieces.

OH WOW!!!!! That was sooo funny. That's what she said? HAH!!!

[mikebrowncomedy]

I know I'm late to the game, but this and you're hilarious.

[thatsthebeech]

@mikebrowncomedy Thank you very much! I checked out your channel. You're great.

[AQWorldPhoenix]

LOL

[AwesomeAlvin]

lol can i match up with you???

[p90xrules]

Oh my god you are so fucking negative just because your dad raped you doesn't mean that everyone else will too. Really you should change your attitude because I couldn't even finish your video but on the other hand it can be a good thing you are like this because if anyone tries to rape you just talk to them and they will commit suicide.

[thatsthebeech]

I'm so glad you've taken the time to -negatively- critique me. I love hypocrites, too.

[Ninnjette]

@p90xrules That's fucked up. You're a prick.

[Trainwithshayne]

Ha ha, you're funny but you're wrong. I'm on Match and actually met someone amazing, not desperate, she doesn't have any cats and we get along very well! We should be a commercial! Lol

You are funny though!

[thatsthebeech]

Well congratulations! I'm glad I'm wrong about this. :)

[hammr25]

She misses the entire point. They're awesome data mining sites to sell for marketing purposes.

[CosmicGrooves]

I have a friend that met a girl on a dating site. She works for the FBI and now they're married. I guess your personality type is attracting the psychopaths. Work on your personality and you'd have better luck. ;-)

[h0kutencsz]

Most of the people on the sites are average joe's and janes, everyone just like to point out the extreme cases XD.

[h0kutencsz]

I learned this in one of my sociology class even though I'm a computer science major. The majority of people on all these online dating sights are people who are over 40 and recently divorced. The reason for this is since our society is getting more and more equal with me and woman, Both mena nd woman don't feel the need to stay in a bad marriage so they divorce and try out online dating. I think the actual percentage of young people on these dating site are actually under 10%.

[Ollli1988]

I would chop you up ;)

Nooo, just kidding ^_^

[georginiou]

You look like Debra Messing.

Oh and by the way, psychopaths don't chop up the victim until they've dressed up their corpses like 18th century socialites and conducted an imaginary tea party with them. I know because I was invited to one. The conversation was shit, but the tea was grrrrrrrrrreat!

[ZanitorTv]

I think I love you... xD

Anyways, great video :D

[zipreed89]

are you single, anyone that takes the time to make a video like that should not be socially awkward. I watched this and almost died. I couldn't decide if i was so excited that your sense of humor is astounding or it was the fact that your randomness made me think you needed a to seek psychiatric help.

Marry me!

[thatsthebeech]

Haha, well thank you for watching and not dying. :) I wouldn't want to be responsible for someone's death.

[kevinoldman]

You're right. The internet doesn't help people's social interaction. For instance, instead of real friends these days people tell their thoughts to a camera.

[snailswigbee]

zing!

[OfTheWillows]

I want to chop you into little bits and throw those bits into a mulcher and then take those bits and put them in a blender and then take those bits and emulsify them in an emulsifying agent then inject you into my veins that way you'll be close to my heart forever! '_'

[racerbob123]

^Has a way with the ladies

[amozartii]

I wanna date ya....

[MariosL84]

lol girl that was funny!

[thatsthebeech]

Which girl are you referring to?

[MariosL84]

Probably you...?

[thatsthebeech]

Oh, well thanks! :)

[PlasmaSam]

"socially awkward", join the club!

[thatsthebeech]

I'm the president.

[PlasmaSam]

i spent 20 minutes trying to make a video response, i got choked up, then just decided to type in a text. Now I should of just said

"Ah, I see"

[ch40t1c]

"They will sneak up behind you chop you up into little bits....and kill you again."

LMAO. Your hilarious.

[Frenchforever2009]

¨yes grandma im socially awkward¨

LOL

5 stars

[thatsthebeech]

Thank you! :)

[mindygogogo]

:(

Text me.