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  • Boys the next commenter is a spy!

  • dat photoshop

  • I listen to this when playing League of Legend's Dominion map. I think it helps.

    So does quoting the song for your teammates.

  • You will help me cap my- No, wait...

  • Scum, maggot, boat, faggot

    cracked me up

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  • I don't know why this song brings me memories of High School..

    ...Good ol' days listening to this shit after a football game in the lockers.

  • Absolutely genious!

  • Unless if it's a fa-a-a-a-arm get me everytime.

  • Try using A Tube catcher to got the mp3

  • im not a boat o-o

  • ALL OF YOU DESERVE A DOOR! lolwut

  • it seems like the soldier is in such a rage in the midst of battle he loses his sanity and grip on reality and even his controll over his own speech if he uses boat as an insult

  • @1236sason I call people boats all the time. They hate me.

  • Download: mediafire(.dot)com/?cqewwpp6a1­6hbcf

    I downloaded it 1 week ago ;)

  • @shadowmanda sweet. i was afraid i might have deleted this mp3.

  • @shadowmanda ahem... it doesn't really work

  • @EnigmaEvocative mediafire(dot)com /?cqewwpp6a16hbcf this works

  • i will eat ur ribs,i will eat ur soul O_O

  • TF2 has the best fan base ever XD

  • No download? :(

  • @SonicAndTailsRock01 It used to be on Megaupload but that kind of got killed by the douchebag government...

  • You are an englishman with a dress!

    You will help me cap my point!

  • Catchy! :D

  • Bloody brilliant! I laughed till I cried and then laughed more.

  • I will test fire my weapons in a safe and lawful manner. It is my right

    Does anyone know what happened to grandfathers guns?

    I called the westbrook police department to inquire about them based on information that I recieved. I beleive that one of them is a bit of a historical treasure. It would mean alot to me if I could get those back, thanks.

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  • If you play this with the real song at the same time, its like an paradox

  • Thumbs up if you want to now if you're a boat Faggot

  • I sang this on the subway and ONE person recognized it. He started singing it along with me.

    We got a lot of stares.

    It was glorious.

  • @nCitoS Indeed GLORIOUS... I salute you BOTH.

  • @nCitoS

    Nice Autism you have there.

  • May I ask you a question?

    What studio did you use? (._.  )

  • @TheKingOfEpicnessTV Painis Cupcake Studio

  • How did I not notice the images were modded.

  • But, Soldier, y u no answer the telephone?

  • Everone deserves a door...What?

  • @TheKingOfEpicnessTV Wouldn't you like your very own door?

  • @EnigmaEvocative Yes I would :3

  • @EnigmaEvocative i have one and i´m proud at the door! XD

  • @shaymin Yep :3

  • Scout maggot bob saggot

  • @MrMcFluffenstien OH BOB SAGET.

  • @EpicFunkey Its Actually "Scum, Maggot! Boat, Faggot!" I Just Wanted To Say Bob Saggot

  • anyone notice if you are wearing headphones when he says left, right, left, right the words come out of that side?

  • This is the reason i love the TF2 Community.

  • Why is there no 3:43?

    MAGIC *snort* *snort*

  • WHY IS THERE NO 3:43? :O It goes 3:42 then 3:44 :O MAGIC :OOO

  • 1:02 i thought for a moment that the soldier was barking xD

  • the soilder blew up 65 people and out-smarted them :P

  • I have the weirdest boner...

  • Stop maggot, move faggot!

  • @shifazu It's Scout, FAGGOT! Boat, FAGGOT!

  • @Megazaxon12

    I don't care. >:'(

  • @Megazaxon12 @shifazu

    Nooo, it's "Scum, maggot, boat, faggot!" Check the lyrics in the description. =)

  • 1:44 I spat out my orange juice and got the hiccups for hours due to so much laughter.

  • from now on i use boat as an insult

  • there is not 3:43?

  • everyone deserves a D..d.d.d. DOOR!

  • @14tbates better than a medal

  • Lady gaga made 63 accounts to dislike this, because her shitty parody is nothing compared to the original.

  • @Guthixpwnsyou Copyright laws would like a word with you.

    Yes I know you're just copy-trolling.

  • I heard lady gaga did a parody of this.

  • @NickStoffy

    yeah, i listened to her version, and it made me want to listen to this. this one's much better :)

  • @NickStoffy She didnt need to do that. For that she is now not getting a door.

  • this somehow reminds me of hitler...but its funny!!

  • bad picture -.- i ignor it

  • The game.

  • @stockpiled7 you suck XD

  • THIS.

  • I want him as my drill sergeant

  • @UmadEnterprises

    Scum maggot boat faggot

    Look in desc

  • Waaay better than the original.

  • I have the bonerest weird

  • 0:28 I realised I was wearing my headphone the wrong way around!

  • Why so much nyan cat in the related vids?

  • I use this song to check my left right earbuds, and win as soldier.

  • The download link doesn't work... It always stops at 0,8 mb!

  • Only the soldier has the right to call someone a scum sucking fruit basket

    3:09

  • Only the soldier has the right to call someone a scum sucking fruit basket

    3:09

  • Left Right

    Left  Right

  • I used this video to test my headphones, you know something wrong when you only hear "... right! ... right!"

  • its called zoo-oo-o-o-o-o-oo :D

    lol'd :P

  • @CheetahAndUfos ROFL

  • @CheetahAndUfos Unless it's a fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-rm XD

  • Nice Shot and i shoot the like and subribe buttom

  • @BillMurraysBladder Because he is.

  • My theme song

  • @BillMurraysBladder lol ikr? XD

  • Did anyone else not notice the spy's face until like the 5 time you watched

  • Why wasn't the Demo Beoncé?

  • "scum, maggot, boat, faggot". i might name my rocket launcher this with the description as "you will help me capture my point"

  • Everyone of you deserves a DOOR!

  • i can actually see the soldier dancing to this... im serious im am imagining the soldier dancing to this song and i find it difficult to masturbate to

  • "Surrender now,maggots!And you will not be harmed!"

    Oh how I smell the lies.

  • @Alex1421001 I smell cake.

  • this awesome!

  • 62 people looked at the soldier, he didn't ask them a question

  • MAGGOTS!

  • apparently not watched in china

  • this shit is on infiniloop in my head all day while i'm at work lolol

  • i like the part where he captures the point

  • this is amazing. massive props to you my friend. :)

  • One more time...just one time..

  • lol this is awsome

  • This is excellent work!

  • i finnaly found a song by solider! YES!!

  • Better than Lady Gaga & Beyonce.

  • @GhostP69 that's hardly a hard thing to be...

  • This is one manly-ass song.

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  • This thing requires skill, good job mate. :)

  • This is so legit, I think I became Un-legit.

  • its called a zooo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o unless its a far - a- a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-am

  • left right left right :D

  • imagine this on the radio

  • @Altor07 I'd be requesting it all the time. They would get sick of me. Lawl.

  • When I was listening to this I had headphones on. Only the left one was on my ear. I was wondering why Soldier was saying left and not right. XD

  • @supergamer232 same with my my lef tone is broken so it just says Right! Right!

  • This song is awsome when I'm domination

  • this is the best song on youtube

  • I have the weirdest boner.

  • @MrSkyfishie 'me to, i don't know why. i'm serious this is strange :9

  • I don't need a door, lol.

  • These are amazing you sir are a genious!

  • This should have millions if not billions views!

  • wait..im a zoo because im not a farm?

  • @loudbill Wrong. You're a Zup-pu-pu-pu-pu-pu.

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  • FA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ARM

  • I like how "LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT" came out the respective headphone side :3

  • @studioCR2 it also came to the respective sides of my speakers

  • You sir, win the internetz

  • -You are not welcome in my world

    -This sucks on ice!

    -Boys, that Scout is a spy!

    ...

    Best dialog ever, i think

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  • 57 people lost their point

  • @bbrox101 Yes, bbrox101 is terrible.

  • I'd give this 11/10 stars. I hear it all the time when I play TF2 against bots.

  • ^

    Two of the top rated are from the same guy..

    Now's my chance to take 50% of his fame!!

    Umm.... Hi

  • You will help me crap my point,no wait....

    (stab)

  • "I will eat your ribs, I will eat your very soul" sounds badass!

  • I will learn this song.

  • Lady Ga ga Made a parody of this.

  • i dont see why people have to bring up things like the faggot thing its just a kick ass song that people want to troll about!

  • @RustysteeleAMV if your friends are comfortable with their sexual orientation, the word 'faggot' should be nothing but a simple breeze to them. I'm a bit flamboyant (yes, I'm a homosexual) but the words 'fag' or 'faggot' never really bothered me ever since I've come to accept my own orientation.

  • @MrShy125 I'm sure "most stupidest" is more stupid than this.

  • @OmfgDef what ever i don't really don't care what you say it's my own words and opinion

  • @MrShy125 Your grammar is the "most stupidest" thing I've ever heard. If you're gonna insult something, you might as well make sure you don't sound like an idiot in the process.

  • @MrShy125

    hey, you do realize your a faggot aren't you??

    just reminding....

  • This is the best thing on the internet.

  • 56 people just got welcomed to the United States of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!!!

  • @mrfloatingrock, no, he says faggot

  • 0:48 f@gg0+

  • @Queenkid11111 maggot

  • So great :D

  • 56 are spies

    

  • I hate when people use the term "faggot" as a derogatory term. :(

  • @RustySteeleAMV And where did you hear someone say "faggot"?

  • @LostLoveOfDarkness The Soldier says it apparently, if the lyrics are correct. It's not your video I'm mad at, it's the people who made the character.

  • @RustySteeleAMV It's not my video, but I'm a big fan of the game. And the Solider doesn't say "faggot", silly. He says "Maggot".

  • @RustySteeleAMV Or at least I thought it was only "maggot" he says...I never heard him say "faggot"...Maybe it's just my mind blocking it out. <3

  • @RustySteeleAMV

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

  • @IAmPedofileAlways Sorry what? Also you spelled "pedophile" wrong in your username

  • The Soldier is accepting of all sexual orientations, thus he says Maggot.

  • @akfuttyseben Okay. I'm glad someone cleared this up for me. Cause in the lyrics in the description it says "faggot". Thank you :)

  • @RustySteeleAMV its not faggot its MAGGOT