Almighty Craig (Halo 3 Machinima)

[bray671]

i could really use a wish right now? lol

[babybertify]

So we can connect on Halo 3 and be friends

[babybertify]

What is your Gamertag

[nickjuh11]

haha, ''oh my god''

nice coice of words :P

[TheSamMarsden]

I'd be happy with all the water becoming wine

[neonWHALE002]

lol chuck norris

[shaker97421]

IM NYANED FOR 3 HOURS!

[TaylorBomb1]

Could we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting star I could really use a wish right now I love that song

[MortalNME0601]

ITS ROSS SCOT!

[mrkittyfart123]

awsome



[Donovanxlaw]

for those who have watched we now know that heaven is coco beach and chillen chuck norris too bad there isnt a cloud of female bisexual supermodels

[akzone45]

how do you put your gun down

[LasXider]

@akzone45 hey search it up halo 3 / halo reach gun pose.

[xELITExKILLAx]

haha

[haloreach1024]

HEY DUDE WATS GOING ON GHGHSGHFJHGUR OMG OMG OMG DUDE I AM SO SRRY *WHISPERS* IM REALLY GONNA NEED HELP WITH THIS

[Derogon]

@haloreach1024

Craig said he's going to get so much hell for this.

[k0rneype0ple]

"I could really use a whish right now, wish right now, wish right nowwww!!"

[eron1965]

85 people got lightened by the craig and 1,069 people got a free air plain tickets to go to coco beach with chuck noris and god

[BouncedmrHappy]

Welcome to the internet, where no one cares about your beliefs. I wish all these 12 year olds would learn that.

[NCRRanger108]

@BouncedmrHappy i hate how older people look down on 13 and 12 year olds they can be cool too

[KingSharlix]

@NCRRanger108 No. they cant. Trust me theres a huge difference. Its like if you went and hung out with a bunch of 8 year olds.

[MyFatherLoves]

@BigMacEffects it doesn't matter what you've done. You are loved by an awesome Creator who wants nothing more than to have a relationship with you. Religion is what man says about Him. All He wants is you.

[krehlert]

i like how the top comments are bye the same person

[Mostion100]

God is at the beach with chuck norris?

[Danielwalenski]

(im asking cause i got an ad for it) thumbs if you don,t like red faction armageddon cause they took away free roam

[haloissoooocool]

lol chuck norris

[hugehalofan011]

I WANT DA WINE

[UBARxxGAMAR]

There is no such thing as god there is only good people and bad people. They r what control the world not a dude with a beard and a long white robe.

[TheTehchosen1]

Lololol I knew this video was gonna cause an atheist vs christian.

.. seriously anything on YouTube that have to do with God or religion bound to cause an argument

[AssassinSi]

@TheTehchosen1

Well thats youtube for you 

[Ecplise1]

What the fuck youtube ok some ads are ok but anoying but bloody hell why the fuck is there one about religious crap and the end of the world which is not going 2 happen i mean people are alowed 2 out there idaes up and stuff put please youtube put your ads on the corret vidoes like a religious ones on religious not halo ones

[LordCreator1]

@Ecplise1 ikr its pissing me off

[PeterJHYT]

lol

[DonMarvin13]

wish right nohohow

[pmt1103]

Hey what about god setting evolution in motion i never hear about that i mean were supposed to have a choice in beleifs so what if he set it in motion you know make it happen and then let us choose what to beleive in.

[MrKetros]

Oh sh*t oh oh my god im so sorry! I love this part :D

[LucasWitt15]

HAY NO FIGHTING i belive in God but i find this funny so no FIGHTING!!!!!

[James38651]

He should have said "OMG YOU KILLED KENEY YOU BASTERD"

[MrPypap]

82 people had friends electocuted by gods roommate

[Rodawsome]

lolz me want wine

[AssassinSi]

thats awesome :)

[Mertonfan111]

gods roomate... in the great apartment in the sky?? LOL

[Scarifar1]

omg that song.....

*shoots self in face with shotgun*

[Bakugold]

81 peoples parents will get get divorced

[halo3rulesyou]

@Bakugold okay, that one isnt funny

[palafox129]

2:00 XD ho! shit!!

[pokemonpark42]

craig should call tech support

[MrKookookajew]

Oh shit! Oh, im gonna get so much hell for this.

[lust4power]

1:56- 2:01 i literally almosted hyper ventilated on laughing best machinima ever

[TheDeadmandillon]

God. I could use craigs help bout now.

[WeARePRUDUCTIONS]

Wish right now lol

[brendanman30]

kind of reminds me of that stephen lynch song.

[Wezdude1]

God's room mate lol :P

[ZXLacrimosaXZ]

To KrAzyOak,

Woops... lol.

[dominick9100]

ERIC ALL MIGHTY!

[goldernheart]

wouldve been funnier if the bloke tht jus died, joined craig in heaven

[TheDrNoman]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoke

[Berserker534]

@TheDrNoman dude thats just stupid and i smoke alot of pot only to be honest i gave it a try anyway

[Nichordnaruto]

1:13

exactly what i would have done

XD

[trDewy]

it makes him look cool cus he wear recon shoulders but not recon body...

[gomermarbob]

oh S*** o my gosh oh im so sorry!! im in so much hell for this

[MultiEgore]

hahahahahaha lol he gt struck by lighting.

[stephenwh1987]

He's fucking Craig!

[ZXLacrimosaXZ]

haty24, Thanks for your opinion, but i'm not going to argue back.

PS: Your video blog on your Youtube homepage, was very sexy indeed... your a natural, and i suggest the other people looking on this response would also love to see it. Guys/Girls, its called 'I'm Fucking Sexy'... give it five stars.

[KrAzyOaK]

@ZXLacrimosaXZ lol i think he got emberassed and took it down

[awesomesimon1]

HE WENT TO JOHN LEWIS :D

[Dravius710]

damn straight chuck norris took god on vacation.

[ikemanseven]

EVERYONE FUCK OFF AND ENJOY THE VID. ITS NOT THAT IMPORTANT TO ARGUE OVER A HALO MACHINIMA!!!

[ZXLacrimosaXZ]

Ha, is this what it has all come to? Heavy duty religious debate on halo three machinimas? Wow, keep your opinions to yourself, and just enjoy the show. I mean, doesn't it only matter what you think, not what every one else dose?

[Stryker1297]

@ZXLacrimosaXZ thank u maybe people will stop spamming about their religion. nooen care about ur religion, so dont tell it to people

[haty24]

@ZXLacrimosaXZ Shut up, we can talk about religion if we want to. All praise the forerunners. Truth is the god instrument. There.

[goko855]

@ZXLacrimosaXZ WOW you cant spell

[cowsrock94]

What is with the outrageous religious people in the comments? its just a video....

[008timothy]

i laughed all the other halo videos but this is outrages yur making fun of god who created yu

[kikitoney]

DON'T READ THIS IS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS! YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE . HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!

[TheGuyRightBehindYou]

BUT HE CANNOT BRING BACK THE DEAD.

[l4dlovemaker2000]

only god can hang with chuck norris

[scarecrow835]

who ever made this is going to hell

[nevadie133]

This wasn't entertaining.

[teengamer1]

i could really use a wish right now ,wish right now .... lol :)

[Domino587fly]

OH SHIT OH MY GOD!!!!!! wtf

[JMLJ133]

....um..Whos the guy "Craig" killed?

[Waffleman002]

i like that song too

[mattstorm360]

and that is why god is in charge

[XxmasterGxX]

DAMN IT YOUTUBE I DONT CARE ABOUT THE NEW WORLD OF WARCRAFT -.-

[saph2104]

@XxmasterGxX Shut up kid Several other people have already said crap like that and you know it. Just stfu

[XxmasterGxX]

@saph2104 mad? i dont rlly give a fk who says it its a free fuckign country ill say what the hell i want to and you have no right to tell me not to prick. learn your real place in this world fag, go whine to your mommy now that the big bad person said mean things bye.

[saph2104]

@XxmasterGxX Learn grammar, and learn not to rage type you imbred piece of garbage. U gaawt seuper madd annd cant fubkcling tipe. Go suck on your dad's breast implants.

[XxmasterGxX]

@saph2104 are u fucking stupid? all my words give or take a few were spelled correctly dumb ass learn how to insult people and stop using old ass flames like "go suck...." get new ones idiot

[saph2104]

@XxmasterGxX I can tell that you're around 10-14 so I'm blocking your dumb ass. Have fun

[XxmasterGxX]

@saph2104 ok smart one im 17, DUMB FUCK dont try and act good because ur not

[saph2104]

@XxmasterGxX When confronted, every ten year old says their 15-17. If you were seventeen then you wouldn't be so fucking retarded. Have a nice day. Oh, and if you type back then I know you're really pissed and bothered by what I'm saying :)

[XxmasterGxX]

@saph2104 yes. i am pissed u just said i was 10. born in 1993 march, 8. im 17 nice try though

[saph2104]

@XxmasterGxX Good for you, making up that fake date all by yourself :)

[XxmasterGxX]

@saph2104 now your just making yourself look dumb

[saph2104]

@XxmasterGxX Positively, now SHUT UP, and quit SPAMMMING the comments. Fucktard.

[XxmasterGxX]

@saph2104 ill stop when u stop. deal? XD

[saph2104]

@XxmasterGxX That was a fun little argument, Goodbye and have a prosperous life ^-^

[puertoricanXX23XX]

at 1:50 you can here a second scream sounds wierd(kep touching it will be like a remix or some sh*t

[halostr]

"Heyyyy dude wuts going on man?"

"now wut is this dude..."

"lighting shocks yellow guy"

"HUUAHAUHBLALUBUABUALBULA_"

"Oh my goD!! gooohhh my godd..."

"OH SH**! OH! oh my god, im sooo srryy"

"cryz"

"i needed soo much help with this..."

[24runeman]

This is why im a atheist

[MetsRule9999]

@24runeman well ur kind is stupid and btw the big bang is THE MOST IDIOTIC THING I EVER HEARD OF!!!!!

GOD IS REAL AND CHRISTIANS+Cathlics=SMART PEOPLE and AWESOME

[24runeman]

@MetsRule9999 Jeeze I was kidding

beside I dont have a religion

Science proved how we got here

[SuperMaxx34]

@24runeman does science prove that there is no real god? BTW CHRISTIANS ROCK!!!!!

[24runeman]

@SuperMaxx34 you go to your chruch while I go and live life

[Patatoes3]

@SuperMaxx34 If you were a real believer of god you would let a non believer just burn while you ascended to heaven so let everyone else just believe what they want to believe ok.

Have a nice day

[Stryker1297]

@SuperMaxx34 it kind of does... now quit arguing ur religion who care if ur a christian dummy? NOBODY

[snipieweston]

@24runeman

can science prove how the first lifeform got here and if so how?????????????????????

[24runeman]

@snipieweston The basic structure of a living cell, and what most all of it's functions are predicated upon, is the semi-permeable membrane, which is a phospholipid bi-layer. If one were to take a purely synthetic source of phospholipids, and immerse them in water, by their chemical nature (internaly hydrophobic, externally hydroscopic) they naturally form a basic cell-like bubble in a bilayer arrangement. It logically follows that over the course of time, the conditions inside these-

[24runeman]

@snipieweston phospholipid bubbles will at times be more favorable toward certain chemical reactions. RNA's basic structure has been found in the natural structure of some types of clay. After millenia of amino acids and other "primordial" chemicals existing in an environment with these clay "templates" and phospholipid bubbles (which can also occur randomly through nature) it stands to reason that after a few chance encounters, there will be a self replicating arrangment of chemical reactions

[masterarbok]

@24runeman i think you pownd him xD

[24runeman]

@snipieweston A.K.A life

[derburnley]

@24runeman no way man if science proves how we got here and your saying its because of some cell thing, then where did those cells come from?

[24runeman]

@derburnley I dont really know

Where did God come from then?

[bum45669]

@derburnley Cells? scientists have proven from the way the "Flagellum" works there's no way evolution could have came up with that and there would have to be some kind of creator.

[derburnley]

@bum45669 i dont even beieve in evolution

[rayne7echo]

@24runeman science hasnt proved shit, even if we could prove a supremem being existed, most people would be too proud to accept it, plus theres heaps of scientists vs scientists on evolution, some even rekon we were bacteria from mars that came here in a meteor shower...logical, some things require more then just equations to understand

[VGameAddict96]

@MetsRule9999 if that isnt the dumbest thing i ever heard im christain and i have to say christians and catholics are not the smartest people religion dose not determen to brains thats just your thick head with no acception for any other religion

[MyFatherLoves]

@MetsRule9999 woah, chill my friend. There's no need to say that. "They will know who you are by your love".

[Elementalguy30]

craig rules

no further comment

[basketfish97]

This is a machinima and the comments got really deep. Also are all gamers aethiests????

[tiggger24]

@basketfish97 no 

[1THEBRAINDEAD]

@basketfish97

dunno about all gamers but i am

[cowsrock94]

@basketfish97 Who need God? we halo fans worship the Forerunners!

[pplinmypocket]

@cowsrock94 fuck you. im christian.

[cowsrock94]

@pplinmypocket Wow people really cant take a joke. this is why i think religion is stupid people get so angry over something as trivial as beliefs. heres a quote for you: Science gives us airplanes to travel around the world, religion takes those planes and slams them into buildings.

[rayne7echo]

@cowsrock94 ...do you know what religion is? religion is a set of belief be that god or athiest what ever, your entire soul, your world and everything you look at and expirience is dictated by your beliefs, so it is not trivia at all... and religion does not cause planes to fly into buiuldings, idiots do

[TheMario4231]

@cowsrock94 what the fuck is wrong with u dude man u play way to much halo and im christian

[TheMario4231]

@cowsrock94 what the fuck is wrong with u dude man u play way to much halo

[Czubinski2009]

@basketfish97 Im not a atheiast and im a gamer

[damius11]

Lol Graig

[ChrisAdogproductions]

holy @#$%!

lol

[mrbatten132]

at 1:50 i can hear the yellow dude scream in the background

[durza408]

lol

[kingtommylee]

@MrBioluminescence being atheist is the most illogical belief i have ever heard of.  It's so stupid. everything has to have a creator u dumb ass.

[dangerFX1]

@kingtommylee And yet an intangible invisible omnipotent being is totally logical.

Let people believe what they want without insulting them for it.

[Pyrodefence101]

@dangerFX1 I agree. Though athemism is a very.... 'stupid' as they say , idea. Considering if there was no god humanity being created would be one trillion to one. It would be kinda depressing to find out we were all just a fluke. Ya know?

[PeterJHYT]

@Pyrodefence101 There are such things as depressing truths.

[PeterJHYT]

@Pyrodefence101 But then again, it might not be depressing in some ways.

[Pyrodefence101]

@PeterJHYT Would you rather believe in something stupid or the fact that the human race might have been an accident?

[TheValleySheep]

@Pyrodefence101 Why would it be depressing ? Im not shouting at what you think eveyrone has an opinion, but i feel kinda privalaged knowing that im a 1 in an infinite thing :P

As for the vid, epic :P

[Pyrodefence101]

@TheValleySheep Well there you go if ts 1 in a trillion chance it'd be basically impssible. Or it'd take trillions of years. Either way i respect your opinion. :)

[TheValleySheep]

@Pyrodefence101 Just because it maybe a 1 in a trillion chance doesn't make it impossible if there are over a trillion chances to be made. For example, our universe (one in which our laws of physics allow for life) maybe 1 of a billion other possible universe's. if it was a 1 in a billion chance of a universe containing life we are that chance. The others simply failed.

[bickel2911]

@TheValleySheep you know when something is like a 1 in a billion chance its scientifcially impossible.

[TheValleySheep]

@bickel2911 Not if there are over a billion chances made.

[wallmartwonder]

why did craig say oh my god?

[WeThErOcKsTaRs]

@wallmartwonder XD

[RyanGruyters]

lol great :P

[DaBombCM]

I LOL WHEN HE STARTED SING AIRPLANES

[masterdanish123]

lol sorry bout that. sorry.

[aaj4998]

Did Craig just say that god was on vacation with chuck Norris?

[HigherOctaneFilms]

@aaj4998 Yes. Yes he did. 

[BrentTheBomb]

@aaj4998 NO HE SAID HE WAS ON VACATION WITH CHUCK IN COCOA BEACH!!!!!! THATS WHERE I LIVE :D

[hkidd5]

@aaj4998 Yeah At Coco beach XD

[SwitchbladeTragedy]

Did the guy that's taking the place of God say, "Oh my God!"?

[BYoshi19]

@aaj4998 yes

[PrioFreeze]

so funny go watch

/watch?v=Ky-iYur9BkM

[WarmFanta]

my names Craig

[conjurer0]

@WarmFanta SAME

[HaloMontage117]

@WarmFanta o can you turn my water into Coke for me?

[MrBrisingr9]

bum45669 that post was stupid

[IScurbBubblesI]

I pray to craig now jk im not a fag

[leandercool]

wait... why skip the add if there is a reach add?

[KraiGx]

Lol my names craig. ;0

[HaloMontage117]

@KraiGx make me a sandwich

[XboxKilluhz]

@dalcie2084

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Easily the one of the greatest intro video in any game ever, honestly, No doubt the opening cinematic I have witnessed. You should hit me up on XBL if you wanna game, my ID = muria1866

[koriszma]

im gods neigbor...

[FarSightGaming]

i could really use a wish right now wish right now......... wait. sorry about that.

[Utinii]

LOL