Whitest Kids U' Know - Totally Gay for America

[dontblowsmoke]

12 people repress their gay feelings for America.

[ForThaMotherLand]

Gay = Happy

[mrguermo1]

1:31, slightly curious. 1:39, uncomfortable chub. 1:56, i am now fully erect...no homo

[jakeshomevids]

should be on team america

[mershfluff]

Randal Terry was here.

[ReflxStudios]

i want those guitar chords so i can sing it lol

[YouWithTheFace11]

...just THAT much funnier after watching hetalia...

[MrGeNaMen]

Ofcourse he is Texan...

[pinkfan595]

This makes him sexier to me..

[Uberbabies]

This should be America's National Anthem

[KaseoMimirin]

Hetalia, anyone?

[XReikuXChanX]

@KaseoMimirin that's all i can think of with this song! XD

[NathanWambolt]

This should be Rick Perry's campaign song

[amtoyumtimmy]

@NathanWambolt I'll see if he has a campaign email. Suggest it to him.

[HaloKing3536]

@NathanWambolt damn it i was going to say that when i saw the title of this video.

[Arrianna11]

@ProtectionVampira107 BoxOfChocolatesXxX just did and it's great you should check her out :D

[187onthecop]

sam is playing uncle sam?! ha

[warriorcats3aph9boys]

I'm Gay For england & russia & canada and more.

[nicko978]

Irony the zionists are behind all wars.

[whales098]

@ProtectionVampira107 I now have a goal in life. xDDDD

[ivanscorpse]

'MRKA!



[Ainopropheto]

LoL the banker is jewish.

[neoanarchobeatpunk]

trevor makes me totally gay

[TWGlitches]

That must have been awkward filming that part where Trevor and Sam almost kiss. O_o

[m00nEater]

Was Sam playing the part of uncle Sam?

[gibsonfirebird1200]

New York Banker Type= Jewish Guy.... I lol'd so hard when I figured it out. XD

[pinkfan595]

I live in Florida. Lucky me.

[thefallenpker13]

lol i watched this a few days ago and i was in the middle of math class and started quietly singing it unconsciously.... then i showed my teacher the video and he didnt tell the principle and laughed his ass off :DDD

[exile190]

At 1:55 I thought he was gonna say go all the way

[mmmhhm]

This song was... unusually catchy. Watch, I'm going to be unconsciously singing this in an elevator one day.

[porterthereporter]

I'm totally gay for WKUK!

[sex0trone]

I wonder what Trevor's parents said about this....

[flameyichigo]

haha he said gay

[ourglasslake]

This should be the new national anthem.

[Kharma1997]

Trevor as a cowboy....<3

[0arch0n0]

this is my ringtone

[PanthersNation11]

I requested this song on a country station, they actually played it...

[zib3]

@PanthersNation11

no they didn't!

[PanthersNation11]

@zib3 they did, i was there...

[zib3]

@PanthersNation11

you gave the song to them?

[TheSlimeHunter]

now thats what i call being patriotic

[skits119]

I suddenly find myself wanting to listen to country music. o-o

[TiaLovettTodd]

Hetalia.

Yes, I went there.

[shadowgirl302]

@TiaLovettTodd You are my hero!!!!

[101Deino]

Lmfao wtf is up w. sam's face the whole time??

[miseter14]

@fuby803 cuz mtv doesnt air good music anymore

[TheVidviewer]

Better than Miley Cyrus and Taylor swift

[ChocoBunny12]

...Why does American have to be a man?

[DigitalSyphilis]

@ChocoBunny12 "This country of mine makes me totally straight" That doesn't sound as cool now, does it?

[ChocoBunny12]

@DigitalSyphilis Why not have a dude be gay for a chick? Let it be weird, let them encroach upon new ground. Actually, just make Trevor a chick so the fellatio jokes still work.

[MnM7431]

@ChocoBunny12 because theres not a kitchen big enough to fit all of america in it. and thats where women belong. the kitchen

[ChocoBunny12]

@MnM7431 Ah~~ I see! Then America can starve to death, or go broke from eating out every night, or die from a heart attack by munching on all of that unhealthy fast food... Women'll just..stay in the kitchen and not feed anyone who apparently needs it because..their place is the kitchen, and no one else's.

[MnM7431]

@ChocoBunny12 well if my bitch is in the kitchen then ill make sure shes cooking

[ChocoBunny12]

@MnM7431 Simple solution: The woman leaves you. There. Now, kindly make your own sandwich if you're a man.

[MnM7431]

@ChocoBunny12 well shes not going to leave me. shes my bitch. she does what i tell her

[ChocoBunny12]

@MnM7431 You must have a very stupid woman, then. Or...you're just horrible, one of the two.

[1brandonclark1]

@ChocoBunny12 just a question not trying to offend you are you perhaps a woman or just a man who knows how to make sense of a woman's feelings....?

[ChocoBunny12]

@1brandonclark1 I am a woman, good sir.

[1brandonclark1]

@ChocoBunny12 ok just wondering i grew up with three sisters so i was taught to respect women unlike this @MnM7431 guy and i dont agree with him at all and im sure most modernized guys would but i know this sounds a little sexist but i think women are more nurturing than most guys

[DarkPepson]

@MnM7431 I doubt you even have a woman. You're probably a virgin who feels insecure about themself. lol

[BSebor]

@ChocoBunny12 Because Uncle Sam symbolizes America you retard...

This should be the new national anthem!

[ThePeyoteCoyote]

@ChocoBunny12 Because it's satirizing patriotic "love" and those who cling to it, how they traditionally are also the "family value" types. If it wasn't male-male it wouldn't transgress those values and wouldn't make the point it does.

[ChocoBunny12]

@ThePeyoteCoyote I know. I was just yammerin' on for fun.

[mcdethballs]

@ChocoBunny12 it has a wang



[ChocoBunny12]

@mcdethballs Whatever... I'm not messing with someone over this a second time.

[mcdethballs]

@ChocoBunny12 dude frloda looks like a wang

[darknight10000]

@ChocoBunny12 It makes it funny?

[anotherturkey]

@ChocoBunny12 Have you not seen its Washington Monument? It's huge.

[JonathanHallShow]

@ChocoBunny12 Hetalia!

[Perbear213]

@ChocoBunny12 Because America fucked Mother Russia, and America ain't no queer.

[TangeClown]

@ChocoBunny12 it has a penis and an asshole. the penis being florida. the asshole bein on the opposite coast. thats right. california. and the giant nose hair that is visible to all eyes. new york city

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown would texas be the balls?

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 by geography yes

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown What would Georgia then? belly button?

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 idk.... maybe the spleen. cuz nobody cares about georgia lol

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Tell that to the CDC.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 idk who CDC is

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Center for Disease Control. They have one of the few samples of small pox in the world. Intense stuff.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 wow thats pretty hardcore. no joke

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Damn straight. Georgia also has a nuclear reactor.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 well... north dakota probably has millions of those lol. and nukes and b-52s

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown And steel bunkers for all the crazies.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 true but its not like you can blame them for going crazy. the landscape out there is so flat and boring who wouldnt get wacked up by prolonged exposure?

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Haha well I have never been to N. Dakota.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 have you ever played far cry 2? if so, then picture a new map completely untouched and stand in one corner and look out at the rest of it lol. you can stand there in one corner and have your buddy stand in the opposite corner and wave at each other and have a conversation xD

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Sounds like Florida only less fun. 

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 thats essentially it. its florida with cold winter, no big cities accept fargo (which we consider a territory of minnesota) and no ocean

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown I'd move as soon as I could... cold and boring? eghhhh....

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 yeah. go to minnesota if anywhere in the midwest. at least we have lakes and snowboarding/skiing

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Does Wisconsin count as midwest?

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 yeah but wisconsin is a fucked up place! lol

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Nah my Grandma lives there. Though I am more of a viking's fan than a packer's fan...

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 ... why? even minnesotans hate the vikings right now! haha

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Well yeah but I just really dislike the packers.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 at least they do good i guess

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown doesnt matter. A teams success doesnt matter to me.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 i suppose. but it does make it harder for me to appreciate them. in mn, the vikings suck, twins suck, i dont even know if we have a nba team anymore (lol) and the wild are on and off

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Yeah... Minnesota isn't really known for their sports teams.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 well they are for hockey. you know.... being the state of hockey and all..... but yeah lol but thats why we have snow in the winter and water in the summer lol. we cover it all pretty good

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Nah its too cold up there. Summer for y'all is like spring for Georgians.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 actually, our summers are very hot and humid much like states in the south are. picture florida but more humid. as for the cold, we crank the furnaces and wear big coats lol

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown How long does that last? Because in the south it lasts from April to mid-November.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 pretty much the same lol. and we have these nice two weeks called spring and fall. then we turn into the north pole for the remaining time of the year

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Appearently GA winters arent that bad. Still cold as fuck to me though. I hate cold.... brrr....

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 i prefer it over excessive heat and humidity. with cold, you can take the steps to stay warm and cozy. with heat theres little to do about it

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown But cold makes me feel sick...  *~*

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 well i guess not everyone is used to it like i am. heat makes me sick so i guess i can relate

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown wanna hear a horrible joke that has nothing to do with this video?

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 absolutely

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Abortion it really brings out the kid in you.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 oh i have a new joke for my incredibly liberal gov class xD

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown This is even worse:

What is worse than 10 babies stapled to one tree?

1 baby stapled to 10 trees.

I am going to hell for this

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 well i have black jokes to drag me down with you lol. and women jokes

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing you already told her twice.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 haha yeah im quite familiar with that one lol.

what do you call a barn full of black people?

antique farm equipment.

contrary to popular belief, i do feel bad about the things i say xD and im not actually racist/sexist but jokes are jokes

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Agreed. Not about the farm equipment joke about the feeling bad...

Whats the flattest surface to iron your clothes on?

A white girls ass.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 ooh that ones new. thanks! i know the perfect couple of feminists to try that one on lol

but there is one flaw in the joke.... unless your in the kitchen, shouldnt she be the one ironing?

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Lol.

What is the other flattest surface to iron your clothes?

An Asian girl's chest.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 even better! and its also true lol

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown

How do you find the population of mexico?

Throw a dollar in the street.

How do you find the richest man in mexico?

Find the guy who got the dollar.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 wouldnt it be more efficient to first find the population of the U.S. then divide by 4... then you have the amount of mexicos citizens that are 'on vacation'

then perform your method. gotta love the lurking variables

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown haha

Why don't you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike?

Because the bike might be yours.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 haha

what do you call a large group of black people standing together?

auction sale

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown

How do Chinese parents decide on a name for their newborn?

Throw a quarter in the garbage disposal. Ching Chong Chin Chang

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 either that or throw them down the stairs and see what the kid yells

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why'd the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why'd the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?

Peer Pressure.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 finally a funny joke that isnt racist or sexist. or any other 'ist' . not that i dont love -ist jokes but its good to know something different

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Well if those jokes were serious I'd be pissed. I don't actually believe that. But as Avenue Q says: Ethnic jokes might be uncouth but you laugh because they're based on true.

[TangeClown]

@goodiegoodie94 exactly. almost nobody takes them seriously. and if they do then i wont be associating with them. and its not like there arent white jokes too so everybody can laugh and not be a douche about light humor

[goodiegoodie94]

@TangeClown Random but I was just watching it: Have you ever seen the movie Paul. Its the one about the alien.

[ViralFate]

Happy 4th of july! XD

[THELILYANO]

damn i wanna be america right now

[panty3pirate]

This song makes me want to have a roll in the hay with all of you ;D

[BlahBlahBlahful27]

And we are totally gay for you too :D

[missumolly]

Two kids had an argument today in Spanish about if America sucks or not

[rogue5775]

you have a big Ass and big Mouth

[rogue5775]

Drop your pants TOO your waist?

[Hister333]

I wonder how many are "totally gay" now that the president is black. They say they hate his policies, but I dont remember Bush being caricatured with a bone in his nose, and a spear in his hand.

[PongGod]

@Hister333 No, Bush was simply caricatured as a chimp.  That was not the least bit demeaning, of course.

[duwhitegoku1]

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Brokeback Mountain"

[07poopballs]

thumbs up if your gay for the usa

[ebiiuketsu]

Now THAT'S what I call patriotism :D

[SaveThePerishables]

You know whats funny? Is whenever my parents walk in when I'm watching WKUK, I switch the page like I'm watching porn...

[WKUKForever99]

@SaveThePerishables Haha same here. My parents are all "....What are you doing...?"

[thehayden1993]

Only country song I like.

[KronosAether]

haha Benjamin Franklin is giving himself silently to Trevor.It gives me the impression that Trevor abuses him.LoL

[JOHNLENNONWINZ]

@KronosAether I saw Benjamin Franklin nowhere in this video.

[Spoo2]

He could take that Toby Keith impression on the road

[EmilyAaronRayne]

7 people are homophobic non americans :D did i mention, they have small dicks?

[ApothakarY]

damn...patriotic much? XD

[LiericVidyo]

Obviously making fun of Garth Brooks :) I totally dont mind however because Garth Brooks SUCKS

[PastaGod1]

This love-relationship is cute~ >3<

[allipop92]

I want traverse body, just sayin

[beatles61]

Tea Party anthem

[BobbyAbrams17]

I totally thought Trevor was going to kiss Sam. O_O

[mwdima]

Lmao you guys are fucked.. Keep it up

[sKitTl3sRi0t]

so what happened in the bar when he said that? o.O

[ydms14]

Lol a Jew that doesn't want America to interfere in world affairs!

[HectorL360]

lol the bankers Jewish.

[Xxs0ldi3rxX1]

You guys seriously fucking arguing over this video. How are you gonna compare countries? The uk is a bunch of self centers arrogant asholes. What country doesn't have it's few tho? America is #1 when it comes to war, women, and ass holes. Were good at beatin you to a pulse. Fucking your bitches. And pissing you off. And I'm totally gay for America. I'd love to sit on lincolns lap. Bahahahaha

[ryanwatson2007]

@Xxs0ldi3rxX1 I salute you, sir

[tprimex2000]

@Xxs0ldi3rxX1 Beating you to a pulse?

[truthIsStranger]

all the way to its base, hahahahaha

next time I have to argue freedom or war with a redneck, I'll pretend they convince me I'm wrong. Then I am re-uploading this with a different name and linking them to it.

[Bobdaripper70]

he shuld have said "ask uncle sam if he wants to go all the way!"

[archon39]

I am TOTALLY gay for AMERICA!!

[bp6767]

WTF wkuk seriously I like yer skits but you can suck some chipmunk ass on this one