I remember doing math homework in another room while my brother fought Mr. Patch. I couldn't concentrate cause I could hear this theme and kazooie shouting "eeyahuh!" and "huhehuhehuhehuhehuhehu!" in the background. I loved watching my brother play Banjo and was so angry when my mom told me I had to finish my homework :p
OMG! i loved this game! been so long i havn't played.. LMFAO i remember playing this when i was just a kid, like really young, and i remember all these boss's.. not how i killed them but i remember them.. Banjo Tooie for life man! I also remember a like ice world.. idk ;S
This battle is a pain in the ass. I get him down to 1 or 2 patches and he gets me with the bombs. Rare knows how to piss you off. I'll get him eventually.
@CainmosniMirrored You haven't played Lord Woo Fak Fak yet have you? If you really are struggling with Mr. Patch, he's nothing compared to what you face next.
This boss had the first bit of sexual innuendo I've ever seen in a game. L noticed his "blowhole." I got this game when it came out with the player's guide when I was 10 in 2000. Pretty strange I turned out alright after this. The world is FILLED with sexual innuendo nowadays.
Mr. Patch looks like Yoshi. If memory serves, I always thought the molehills that have those boxing gloves had Bottles in it at first. If that was the case, then it would have the mysterious Devil Bottles then ; )
one of my favorite boss in this game
Exilon0193 3 weeks ago
Eww now i remember he spews out beach balls!
CartoonCookie1 4 weeks ago
if nintendo still have the rights of BK we gonna play a super awesome version for wii now :[
Bk nuts and bolts us such a lameass crap
reviroth 1 month ago
7 people blew their own trumpet
ericmarshall19 1 month ago
Mr.Patch Is Awesome So is Mingy Jongo
noman721 1 month ago
@noman721 Yeah. Mingy Jongo was the hardest (and most surprising) boss of the main levels.
TheStinger951 3 weeks ago
most annoying boss ever
try aiming for his patches, in the air, while avoiding giant beachballs
Emrald70 2 months ago
"I suppose you think you're clever, don't you?" LOL! Kazooie got pwned...
PouresMaggie 2 months ago
I remember doing math homework in another room while my brother fought Mr. Patch. I couldn't concentrate cause I could hear this theme and kazooie shouting "eeyahuh!" and "huhehuhehuhehuhehuhehu!" in the background. I loved watching my brother play Banjo and was so angry when my mom told me I had to finish my homework :p
VideoGameWalk 2 months ago
@VideoGameWalk i have a solution
drop it in the toilet
toon10001two 2 months ago
"Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing"
Really?
zeldafan1997 2 months ago
this boss was sephiroth of nintendo,
Sephirothskr 2 months ago
the beginning of the music kinda sounds like stairway to heaven. and mr patch is my favorite boss of my favorite game :)
JandAprodoctions 3 months ago
dude... i did this without getting hit. its possible
Christona2011 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you ignored the grenade eggs and used the homing beak attack like a real gamer!!
TheStinger951 3 months ago
Let's see, how many grenade eggs did I waste on this thing back then...?
TheStinger951 3 months ago
You did this on your first try?!?!?! I still haven't defeated him, I've tried at least 15 times...
sondors5 3 months ago
Oh Rare, you and your dirty jokes.
Mr. Patch has an air nozzle between his legs...
TeamKonoKokoro 3 months ago
This was a hard boss for me to beat.
ESUTERURE 3 months ago
Mr. Patch
Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing
edman302 4 months ago
that music will be in your mind fro months
WerDeDeDe 4 months ago
When i saw it for the first time, i sayed "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIANT THING"
TarakyMinecraft 4 months ago
OMG! i loved this game! been so long i havn't played.. LMFAO i remember playing this when i was just a kid, like really young, and i remember all these boss's.. not how i killed them but i remember them.. Banjo Tooie for life man! I also remember a like ice world.. idk ;S
Rs4EverEvon 5 months ago
still...can't..FRIKEN BEAT HIM!!!!!!!
LemonTheMighty 5 months ago
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7 people can blow my trumpet.
OgnarPliskin 5 months ago
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OgnarPliskin 5 months ago
Mr.Patch
Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing
TheMysterion23 5 months ago
Omg!In this game the opponents are really weak
tulotulo555 6 months ago
Mr Patch is a dinosaur of Rarewares imagination,
All you do is shoot some eggs and he will lose inflation...
HopeofShields126 6 months ago
@HopeofShields126 lol
MrRob127 4 months ago
OMFG ITS A MOTHER FUCKING YOSHI!!!! O_O
Megabine 6 months ago
@Megabine hahaha
masacatior 6 months ago
@masacatior Dont tell me it isnt xD
Megabine 6 months ago
To me this was the hardest boss besides HAG 1. Airborne egg aiming is a bitch.
KShade93 6 months ago
reminds me of CarnEvil for some reason. the music and the fact ur trying to blow holes out of a giant inflatable dinosaur....or am i just stupid?
fuckyounotme1 7 months ago
Best boss ever
lilgiggityz 7 months ago
I actually love everything about this battle, the boss, the flying egg shooting, the voice of the boss, and especially the music.
MeDsCP 7 months ago
@MeDsCP same.
bazla123 7 months ago
Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing
MeDsCP 7 months ago
It seems that Kazooie...
*puts on sunglasses*
...blew things out of proportion!
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
forerunner06 7 months ago
3:03 screw those damn balloons! AAAA CHHHHUUUUU
Rodan16 8 months ago
Speaking of battles that used to scare us. When i played super smash bros i always quit wen i got up to samus. And how scary was the shark in kazooi
freazeezy 8 months ago
I still have this game as well as the original which was my first N64 game. I wish Banjo was still part of Nintendo. :(
rnorred86 9 months ago
@rnorred86 he should be! I mean microsoft ruins everything! this game is on the N64 not the XBOX!! How stupid are they?!
NintendoVeteran85 7 months ago
ok, when you explode him, he cums. 0.o
roykoopa25 9 months ago
His title STRANGE WOBBLY INFLATABLE THING
galaxymario123 9 months ago
Ugh..Mr. Pacth, Y-You're creepy when you get up like that....Is there a Mrs. Patch?
Blooperguy229 9 months ago
Yes...Banjo used to be good when YOU WEREN'T TIMED LIKE IN NUTS AND BOLTS!
Blooperguy229 9 months ago
@Blooperguy229 nuts and bolts ruined it! microsoft ruined it completely!!!
NintendoVeteran85 7 months ago
@NintendoVeteran85 EXACTLY! I WANT MY 2 MONTHS BACK!
Blooperguy229 7 months ago
@Blooperguy229 YEAH!!!! NINTENDO IS THE GREATEST!!!
NintendoVeteran85 7 months ago
@NintendoVeteran85 RARE SHOULD GO BACK TO NITENDO!...But keep those good graphics!...And make Banjo's nose round again, and his eyes bigger
Blooperguy229 7 months ago
@Blooperguy229 I agree!
NintendoVeteran85 7 months ago
he was always my fave boss altho he scared me the first time i went against him (btw i was super young when i first fought him)
nightmarebader 9 months ago 17
@nightmarebader Me to brother....
Blooperguy229 9 months ago
@nightmarebader not to make fun of you but theres always a classic/legendary game boss that scares litte kids!
Saberwulf1423 7 months ago
@Saberwulf1423 thats not making fun of me at all :)
nightmarebader 7 months ago
@nightmarebader yay ^^ lol
Saberwulf1423 7 months ago
@nightmarebader When I was like 6 and fought Petey Pirhanna on Super Mario Sunshine. I fucking shit my pants.
jmjmjm97 6 months ago
Patch is my favorite boss because he's the easiest. I MISS THIS GAME! <3
rachelwolak14 9 months ago
this is an epic battle
BlasterCool200 10 months ago
My favorite boss!:D
Crazymecrazy12 10 months ago
Mr. Patch: I'm big so I'm powerful!
Me: Oh really?
X takes out needle and makes Mr. Patch pop X
DrewsCoolReviews 10 months ago
Oh im sorry Mr. Patch, I DONT SEE A TRUMPET ANYWHERE!
Blooperguy229 10 months ago
One of the scariest most fun and memorable bosses EVER!
Blooperguy229 10 months ago
mr. patch: well one doesnt like to blow ones own trumpet
rabidmario219 10 months ago
old mr patch is better than nuts and bolts mr patch
Earmsy 10 months ago 35
@Earmsy Everybody looks worse in Nuts & Bolts.
mrbenio 1 week ago
This battle is a pain in the ass. I get him down to 1 or 2 patches and he gets me with the bombs. Rare knows how to piss you off. I'll get him eventually.
CainmosniMirrored 11 months ago
@CainmosniMirrored You haven't played Lord Woo Fak Fak yet have you? If you really are struggling with Mr. Patch, he's nothing compared to what you face next.
eclectica1 10 months ago
3:56 I hate when my penis plug pops out :(
CreepyDude15 1 year ago
this is the time when rare had humor and wit and wasen't kicking babies.
kingbooforums 1 year ago
1:23 AAWAHOH. AWAHOH.
eeeuuughhh... that must really burn your throat xDD
webkinzvspokemon 1 year ago
this boss was soooooooo funnnnnnnn
Richie2k6 1 year ago
It's the Yoshi Balloon that didn't make it to the Balloon Parade...
hermitsword 1 year ago 2
Don´t Use the Granade Eggs and Fight like a man! Use only B "Air"
HiragaSaitoZero 1 year ago
Lol. Its the best when they talk to or about the audiance.
sackhacky 1 year ago
LMAO everybody in this game breaks the 4th wall!!!
oobel33 1 year ago
this was the only good part of banjo-kazooie nuts and bolts
Nealgamez 1 year ago
@Nealgamez yeah, and the sad thing is that this battle here was Banjo-Tooie.
Reaperonatricycle 1 year ago
aww man i miss this game so much from my child hood it made the first one look like a shit i made this morning
dadude442 1 year ago
How are Banjo and Kazooie intruders if they've paid for their admission?
NewYorkS4U 1 year ago 3
Cool! I love this game soooo much! It's so fun this is my fav boss.
Aqwguys99 1 year ago
WHERE DO YOU GET TOOIE? I ONLY HAVE ZOOIE! :S
MarkusAndersen342 1 year ago
NOSTALGIA METER IS FLUCTUATING TREMENDOUSLY.
rebeccazx3 1 year ago
My personal favorite boss in the game. Music is awesome.
tyrannochu 1 year ago
I laugh everytime you fly faster in this game or something gets throw right past you because the sound effect is just someone saying swoosh
conkersbadfurdaywar 1 year ago
Back when games were good :'(
MrAnonymous50 1 year ago
i like this game and the first one because it was the funny kind of games the new b and k arent funny and the gameplay sucked
ThePokemonandkhmasta 1 year ago 2
seriously the last to explode is the most hardest!
Bombomver 1 year ago
does mr patch's penis can fart? LOL
iVertele 1 year ago
@iVertele Good english... XD
pollygodiz 1 year ago
hahaha. This battle used to be so intimidating. When I first started watching I'm like wasn't he bigger? Then he gets HUGE!
sdn14 1 year ago
Great boss. Many of these like Weldar and Old King Coal are oddly nice and polite to you before fighting you to the death.
*pictures Mr. Patch with a British accent*
WhiteFangofWar 1 year ago
this is my favorite song in banjo tooie of all time right before glitter gulch mine
tibbs851 1 year ago
Favorite PART!!
TheMagicalLemon01 1 year ago
Stupid Tooie bird had to Piss that thing off! i'm sure that thing did not have to die, it only attacked because of kazooie's Stupid mouth!
TheDylanJoyce 1 year ago
@TheDylanJoyce It didnt lol. It WANTED TO FIGHT. Either your a troll, or you havent played a banjo kazooie game at all.
SMW8765 1 year ago
@SMW8765 haven't played it. i'm more of an Amtrak fan, and DonkeyKong64. oh and my dog is part troll
TheDylanJoyce 1 year ago
@TheDylanJoyce Amtrak? lol the train? XP But uhh.... you gotta play that game. Awesome game.
SMW8765 1 year ago
ONE DOESNT LIKE TO BLOW ON ONES OWN TRUMPET. wtf is wrong wif dat dochebag
Peach0nade 1 year ago
OMG boss battles used to be fun back in those days.
cuccooverlord 1 year ago
mr patch returns in BANJO KAZOOIE NUTS AND BOLTS! lol
squidzrule 1 year ago
@squidzrule TWICE!
wryyyy321 1 year ago
@wryyyy321 O.o does he ever die!!! lol
squidzrule 1 year ago
@squidzrule He's a giant balloon.If he dies,but someone pumps air in him,hes basically immortal.
wryyyy321 1 year ago
chec out my boss battles
prepies123 1 year ago
"We'll see how big and strong Mr. Patch is!"
According to your air plug, I can define how strong you are.
devonjames10 1 year ago
Mr patch must be one of the greatest banjo-kazooie villians ever
bengorillaz 1 year ago
1:36 Mr. Patch stole Homer's catchphrase!
Kevinator64 1 year ago 2
Best Boss description ever..."Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing" lmao
Fender64012 1 year ago 3
for some reason i like how the charactors talk in this game XD
BloodyAlchemist1 1 year ago
here is my favorite way to kill him....nuke the Shit out of him with grenades
coldsteel94 1 year ago
HIS NECK IS LIKE A TOOTHPICK! HOW DOES THE DUDE BREATHE?
ANYHOW THIS GUY IS A SUPPA FREAK. I DONT HAVE A N64.
Peach0nade 1 year ago
Everytime you hit one of his patches, it sounds like he's saying no.
Camooso 1 year ago
kazooie is such a bitch but thats why we love her i suppose
Doveboy411 1 year ago 2
i wanna get this game sooooo bad
RustyPGamer 1 year ago
do a barrel roll!
LizardHeadCompany 1 year ago
i still have nighmares
xxblodydovexx 1 year ago
Should've made this boss a big evil clown, that'd scare the kiddies
Fr0st1989 1 year ago
@Fr0st1989 DUDE, HE SCARES ME ENUF ALREADY!
Peach0nade 1 year ago
................carnival type places scare the shit out of me.DX.
so do carnivals themselves.
at night that is...
when all the lights are off and and.....
then.....clowns come out of nowhere.DX
leo19913 1 year ago
banjo: uh ohh uhoo uhh ohh oohh urhha ahh ohh uhh
kazooie:kloaaw klooi klier kluur ahh cluuakka
mr.patch: sahfaafslijfagagjas
wtf are they saying??
lifes40123 1 year ago
@lifes40123 hahahaha!!!! soo tru say XDDDDDD
xXPandaTsubasaXx 1 year ago
the first thing i'd do is KNIFE IT!
TheDylanJoyce 1 year ago
Dumb boss! what boss is inflatable! just knife him!!! Bah! -_-
TheDylanJoyce 1 year ago
@TheDylanJoyce Yeah, because there are knife weapons in a BK game, idiot.
CriminalIntent89 1 year ago
I like this game more than bk. its longer, had more conent and more unlockables
Evaseven 1 year ago
banjo and kazooie always break the fourth wall
kirby6565 1 year ago
'one doesn't like to blow one's own trumpet...'
..just.. get out of my head, picture. >_>
Reaperonatricycle 1 year ago
i love this boss my favorite boss in game. good memories.
dalejandre1 1 year ago
This boss had the first bit of sexual innuendo I've ever seen in a game. L noticed his "blowhole." I got this game when it came out with the player's guide when I was 10 in 2000. Pretty strange I turned out alright after this. The world is FILLED with sexual innuendo nowadays.
SMRPGFAN101 1 year ago
I love Patches voice!
MegaSnow22 1 year ago 6
@MegaSnow22 mr patch is hilarious XD
NintendoVeteran85 7 months ago
lol this was absolute my favorite boss when I was younger :P
yunaqqqqq2 1 year ago
@yunaqqqqq2 it is still my favorite
Christoppher1994 1 year ago
I used to love this game, but I hated this boss when I was little! Ah, I wish I knew where my N64 was. I miss this game.
celloxlove 1 year ago
hardest boss in the game for me!
IggyKoopaling 1 year ago
This boss has a great fight theme. XD
Klutzybear 1 year ago 4
the one thing funny about kazooie is that her sharp tongue get them into some of there battles (or to get jiggys)
LetsPlayGuy12 1 year ago 3
they used the same texture of hills as the texture of bottles the moles hills. confusing text the way i put it!
LetsPlayGuy12 1 year ago
That was some kind of marksmanship nice aim
GarciaDuo 2 years ago
Kazooie: Pah! You're not all that big really. That Klungo freak near the start was probably bigger than you.
Mr. Patches: Oh yeah? Well how about this then...
*grows to enormous proportions*
Kazooie: I suppose you think you're clever, don't you?
I love Kazooie's sharp tongue!
hedgehogamy300 2 years ago 78
@hedgehogamy300 hahaha XD
NintendoVeteran85 7 months ago
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hedgehogamy300 2 years ago
hahahahaha dude u beat this boss quick ur good one of my favorite bosses to fight hahahaha fun
MrAdio17 2 years ago
Mr. Patch was probably the most fun boss to fight...
noregrets92 2 years ago 3
its fun because mr. patch doesn't really want to fight! he does it because banjo "insists" on a fight!
LetsPlayGuy12 1 year ago
Mr. Patch looks like Yoshi. If memory serves, I always thought the molehills that have those boxing gloves had Bottles in it at first. If that was the case, then it would have the mysterious Devil Bottles then ; )
NewYorkS4U 2 years ago 4
you beat me on air shoting O_O
Bombomver 2 years ago 3
It will be a good idea to have Mr. Patch as a boss in SSB4.
LOOK OUT FOR THE INFLATABLE ALLIGATOR!
111tetris 2 years ago
amazing idea dude
eliteninja23 2 years ago 2
ITZ A DINOGATOR!
LetsPlayGuy12 1 year ago
I LOVE this game!!
newyorkerboy1 2 years ago
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Bombomver 2 years ago
2:36 look where the Air stopper is o.o'
DashB2 2 years ago 2
3:57
really RARE
of all the places u put the air valve THERE!?
Bowserslave 2 years ago 5
1:12 who wants to blow Mister Patch's trumpet?
SirGnork 2 years ago 3
That is such a huge ass room! I remember I'd just have fun flying around in there. It blew my mind as a kid.
mm102030 2 years ago 2
Mr Patch sounds so werid when he talks
Bman2480 2 years ago
He reminds me of Yohsi o:
DoctorCooper293 2 years ago 3
the boss is easy
TheFirephil 2 years ago
I like how the characters know they're in a video game.
Also
"Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing"
roflmao!
TheAlmightyArbiter 2 years ago 49
@TheAlmightyArbiter He doesn't seem very wobbly like the description says he is...
BusterBeetleX 1 year ago
Dude that guy he only walks and throws balls he is easy to beat up
Fleskhjerta126 2 years ago
I wish I could throw-up Beach Balls...
Ditherliss 2 years ago 3
i hate it when the grenade egg goes all over the place where you dont want it
PrincessKazooie 2 years ago
Very cute boss!
ImSpidey2 2 years ago
I remember the first time I faught him. Hard, but funny!
segaimportmaster 2 years ago
"Don't blow ones own trumpet!"
GigaysTheManly 2 years ago 4
Thats kinda creepy.
communistrecords 2 years ago 4
what is?
wbbm2006 2 years ago
The creepy boss that scared me as a child.
communistrecords 2 years ago 4
this might as well be the sloprano of banjo-tooie
gamingawesomeness222 2 years ago 4
Damn I remember when I was little and went to a freinds birthday party seeing him fight Mr.Patch scared the hell out of me!!
critic205 2 years ago
Lol
"Mr Patch"
"Strange Worrly ivflatare Thing"
XD
NazoZakk 2 years ago
i was 8 when i played this game, i loved it
dihared 2 years ago
The battle against Mr. Patch in Nuts and Bolts is almost the same XD
EvilRickQueenVita 2 years ago 2
HOW in the heck of the world did this thing entered that tiny tent ? I mean it's a lot smaller from the outside.
Largest boss in the game.
One of the hardest.
Funniest name of the game.
One of my favorite bosses of the game !
Drakozap 2 years ago
Mr. Patch wasn't blown up when he entered?
SanctifiedLight 2 years ago
but tent is smaller seen from the outside...
Drakozap 2 years ago
'Tis my favorite period.
gruntora 2 years ago