Added: 4 years ago
From: SpiralMountain
Views: 114,135
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (371)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • one of my favorite boss in this game

  • Eww now i remember he spews out beach balls!

  • if nintendo still have the rights of BK we gonna play a super awesome version for wii now :[

    Bk nuts and bolts us such a lameass crap

  • 7 people blew their own trumpet

  • Mr.Patch Is Awesome So is Mingy Jongo

  • @noman721 Yeah. Mingy Jongo was the hardest (and most surprising) boss of the main levels.

  • most annoying boss ever

    try aiming for his patches, in the air, while avoiding giant beachballs

  • "I suppose you think you're clever, don't you?" LOL! Kazooie got pwned...

  • I remember doing math homework in another room while my brother fought Mr. Patch. I couldn't concentrate cause I could hear this theme and kazooie shouting "eeyahuh!" and "huhehuhehuhehuhehuhehu!" in the background. I loved watching my brother play Banjo and was so angry when my mom told me I had to finish my homework :p

  • @VideoGameWalk i have a solution

    drop it in the toilet

  • "Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing"

    Really?

  • this boss was sephiroth of nintendo,

  • the beginning of the music kinda sounds like stairway to heaven. and mr patch is my favorite boss of my favorite game :)

  • dude... i did this without getting hit. its possible

    

  • Thumbs up if you ignored the grenade eggs and used the homing beak attack like a real gamer!!

  • Let's see, how many grenade eggs did I waste on this thing back then...?

  • You did this on your first try?!?!?! I still haven't defeated him, I've tried at least 15 times...

  • Oh Rare, you and your dirty jokes.

    Mr. Patch has an air nozzle between his legs...

  • This was a hard boss for me to beat.

  • Mr. Patch

    Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing 

  • that music will be in your mind fro months

  • When i saw it for the first time, i sayed "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIANT THING"

  • OMG! i loved this game! been so long i havn't played.. LMFAO i remember playing this when i was just a kid, like really young, and i remember all these boss's.. not how i killed them but i remember them.. Banjo Tooie for life man! I also remember a like ice world.. idk ;S

  • still...can't..FRIKEN BEAT HIM!!!!!!!

  • Comment removed

  • Mr.Patch

    Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing

  • Omg!In this game the opponents are really weak

  • Mr Patch is a dinosaur of Rarewares imagination,

    All you do is shoot some eggs and he will lose inflation...

  • OMFG ITS A MOTHER FUCKING YOSHI!!!! O_O

  • @Megabine hahaha

  • @masacatior Dont tell me it isnt xD

  • To me this was the hardest boss besides HAG 1. Airborne egg aiming is a bitch.

  • reminds me of CarnEvil for some reason. the music and the fact ur trying to blow holes out of a giant inflatable dinosaur....or am i just stupid?

  • Best boss ever

  • I actually love everything about this battle, the boss, the flying egg shooting, the voice of the boss, and especially the music.

  • @MeDsCP same.

  • Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing

  • It seems that Kazooie...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ...blew things out of proportion!

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

  • 3:03 screw those damn balloons!  AAAA CHHHHUUUUU

  • Speaking of battles that used to scare us. When i played super smash bros i always quit wen i got up to samus. And how scary was the shark in kazooi

  • I still have this game as well as the original which was my first N64 game. I wish Banjo was still part of Nintendo. :(

  • @rnorred86 he should be! I mean microsoft ruins everything! this game is on the N64 not the XBOX!! How stupid are they?!

  • ok, when you explode him, he cums. 0.o

  • His title STRANGE WOBBLY INFLATABLE THING

  • Ugh..Mr. Pacth, Y-You're creepy when you get up like that....Is there a Mrs. Patch?

  • Yes...Banjo used to be good when YOU WEREN'T TIMED LIKE IN NUTS AND BOLTS!

  • @Blooperguy229 nuts and bolts ruined it! microsoft ruined it completely!!!

  • @NintendoVeteran85 EXACTLY! I WANT MY 2 MONTHS BACK!

  • @Blooperguy229 YEAH!!!! NINTENDO IS THE GREATEST!!!

  • @NintendoVeteran85 RARE SHOULD GO BACK TO NITENDO!...But keep those good graphics!...And make Banjo's nose round again, and his eyes bigger

  • @Blooperguy229 I agree!

  • he was always my fave boss altho he scared me the first time i went against him (btw i was super young when i first fought him)

  • @nightmarebader Me to brother....

  • @nightmarebader not to make fun of you but theres always a classic/legendary game boss that scares litte kids!

  • @Saberwulf1423 thats not making fun of me at all :)

  • @nightmarebader yay ^^ lol

  • @nightmarebader When I was like 6 and fought Petey Pirhanna on Super Mario Sunshine. I fucking shit my pants.

  • Patch is my favorite boss because he's the easiest. I MISS THIS GAME! <3

  • this is an epic battle

  • My favorite boss!:D

  • Mr. Patch: I'm big so I'm powerful!

    Me: Oh really?

    X takes out needle and makes Mr. Patch pop X

  • Oh im sorry Mr. Patch, I DONT SEE A TRUMPET ANYWHERE!

  • One of the scariest most fun and memorable bosses EVER!

  • mr. patch: well one doesnt like to blow ones own trumpet

  • old mr patch is better than nuts and bolts mr patch

  • @Earmsy Everybody looks worse in Nuts & Bolts.

  • This battle is a pain in the ass. I get him down to 1 or 2 patches and he gets me with the bombs. Rare knows how to piss you off. I'll get him eventually.

  • @CainmosniMirrored You haven't played Lord Woo Fak Fak yet have you? If you really are struggling with Mr. Patch, he's nothing compared to what you face next.

  • 3:56 I hate when my penis plug pops out :(

  • this is the time when rare had humor and wit and wasen't kicking babies.

  • 1:23 AAWAHOH. AWAHOH.

    eeeuuughhh... that must really burn your throat xDD

  • this boss was soooooooo funnnnnnnn

  • It's the Yoshi Balloon that didn't make it to the Balloon Parade...

  • Don´t Use the Granade Eggs and Fight like a man! Use only B "Air"

  • Lol. Its the best when they talk to or about the audiance.

  • LMAO everybody in this game breaks the 4th wall!!!

  • this was the only good part of banjo-kazooie nuts and bolts

  • @Nealgamez yeah, and the sad thing is that this battle here was Banjo-Tooie.

  • aww man i miss this game so much from my child hood it made the first one look like a shit i made this morning

  • How are Banjo and Kazooie intruders if they've paid for their admission?

  • Cool! I love this game soooo much! It's so fun this is my fav boss.

  • WHERE DO YOU GET TOOIE? I ONLY HAVE ZOOIE! :S

  • NOSTALGIA METER IS FLUCTUATING TREMENDOUSLY.

  • My personal favorite boss in the game. Music is awesome.

  • I laugh everytime you fly faster in this game or something gets throw right past you because the sound effect is just someone saying swoosh

  • Back when games were good :'(

  • i like this game and the first one because it was the funny kind of games the new b and k arent funny and the gameplay sucked

  • seriously the last to explode is the most hardest!

  • does mr patch's penis can fart? LOL

  • @iVertele Good english... XD

  • hahaha. This battle used to be so intimidating. When I first started watching I'm like wasn't he bigger? Then he gets HUGE!

  • Great boss. Many of these like Weldar and Old King Coal are oddly nice and polite to you before fighting you to the death.

    *pictures Mr. Patch with a British accent*

  • this is my favorite song in banjo tooie of all time right before glitter gulch mine

  • Favorite PART!!

  • Stupid Tooie bird had to Piss that thing off! i'm sure that thing did not have to die, it only attacked because of kazooie's Stupid mouth!

  • @TheDylanJoyce It didnt lol. It WANTED TO FIGHT. Either your a troll, or you havent played a banjo kazooie game at all.

  • @SMW8765 haven't played it. i'm more of an Amtrak fan, and DonkeyKong64. oh and my dog is part troll

  • @TheDylanJoyce Amtrak? lol the train? XP But uhh.... you gotta play that game. Awesome game.

  • ONE DOESNT LIKE TO BLOW ON ONES OWN TRUMPET. wtf is wrong wif dat dochebag

  • OMG boss battles used to be fun back in those days.

  • mr patch returns in BANJO KAZOOIE NUTS AND BOLTS! lol

  • @squidzrule TWICE!

  • @wryyyy321 O.o does he ever die!!! lol

  • @squidzrule He's a giant balloon.If he dies,but someone pumps air in him,hes basically immortal.

  • chec out my boss battles

  • "We'll see how big and strong Mr. Patch is!"

    According to your air plug, I can define how strong you are.

  • Mr patch must be one of the greatest banjo-kazooie villians ever

  • 1:36 Mr. Patch stole Homer's catchphrase!

  • Best Boss description ever..."Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing" lmao

  • for some reason i like how the charactors talk in this game XD

  • here is my favorite way to kill him....nuke the Shit out of him with grenades

  • HIS NECK IS LIKE A TOOTHPICK! HOW DOES THE DUDE BREATHE?

    ANYHOW THIS GUY IS A SUPPA FREAK. I DONT HAVE A N64.

  • Everytime you hit one of his patches, it sounds like he's saying no.

  • kazooie is such a bitch but thats why we love her i suppose

  • i wanna get this game sooooo bad

  • do a barrel roll!

  • i still have nighmares

  • Should've made this boss a big evil clown, that'd scare the kiddies

  • @Fr0st1989 DUDE, HE SCARES ME ENUF ALREADY!

  • ................carnival type places scare the shit out of me.DX.

    so do carnivals themselves.

    at night that is...

    when all the lights are off and and.....

    then.....clowns come out of nowhere.DX

  • banjo: uh ohh uhoo uhh ohh oohh urhha ahh ohh uhh

    kazooie:kloaaw klooi klier kluur ahh cluuakka

    mr.patch: sahfaafslijfagagjas

    wtf are they saying??

  • @lifes40123 hahahaha!!!! soo tru say XDDDDDD

  • the first thing i'd do is KNIFE IT!

  • Dumb boss! what boss is inflatable! just knife him!!! Bah! -_-

  • @TheDylanJoyce Yeah, because there are knife weapons in a BK game, idiot.

  • I like this game more than bk. its longer, had more conent and more unlockables

  • banjo and kazooie always break the fourth wall

  • 'one doesn't like to blow one's own trumpet...'

    ..just.. get out of my head, picture. >_>

  • i love this boss my favorite boss in game. good memories.

  • This boss had the first bit of sexual innuendo I've ever seen in a game. L noticed his "blowhole." I got this game when it came out with the player's guide when I was 10 in 2000. Pretty strange I turned out alright after this. The world is FILLED with sexual innuendo nowadays.

  • I love Patches voice!

  • @MegaSnow22 mr patch is hilarious XD

  • lol this was absolute my favorite boss when I was younger :P

  • @yunaqqqqq2 it is still my favorite

  • I used to love this game, but I hated this boss when I was little! Ah, I wish I knew where my N64 was. I miss this game.

  • hardest boss in the game for me!

  • This boss has a great fight theme. XD

  • the one thing funny about kazooie is that her sharp tongue get them into some of there battles (or to get jiggys)

  • they used the same texture of hills as the texture of bottles the moles hills. confusing text the way i put it!

  • That was some kind of marksmanship nice aim

  • Kazooie: Pah! You're not all that big really. That Klungo freak near the start was probably bigger than you.

    Mr. Patches: Oh yeah? Well how about this then...

    *grows to enormous proportions*

    Kazooie: I suppose you think you're clever, don't you?

    I love Kazooie's sharp tongue!

  • @hedgehogamy300 hahaha XD

  • Comment removed

  • hahahahaha dude u beat this boss quick ur good one of my favorite bosses to fight hahahaha fun

  • Mr. Patch was probably the most fun boss to fight...

  • its fun because mr. patch doesn't really want to fight! he does it because banjo "insists" on a fight!

  • Mr. Patch looks like Yoshi. If memory serves, I always thought the molehills that have those boxing gloves had Bottles in it at first. If that was the case, then it would have the mysterious Devil Bottles then ; )

  • you beat me on air shoting O_O

  • It will be a good idea to have Mr. Patch as a boss in SSB4.

    LOOK OUT FOR THE INFLATABLE ALLIGATOR!

  • amazing idea dude

  • ITZ A DINOGATOR!

  • I LOVE this game!!

  • Comment removed

  • 2:36 look where the Air stopper is o.o'

  • 3:57

    really RARE

    of all the places u put the air valve THERE!?

  • 1:12 who wants to blow Mister Patch's trumpet?

  • That is such a huge ass room! I remember I'd just have fun flying around in there. It blew my mind as a kid.

  • Mr Patch sounds so werid when he talks

  • He reminds me of Yohsi o:

  • the boss is easy

  • I like how the characters know they're in a video game.

    Also

    "Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing"

    roflmao!

  • @TheAlmightyArbiter He doesn't seem very wobbly like the description says he is...

  • Dude that guy he only walks and throws balls he is easy to beat up

  • I wish I could throw-up Beach Balls...

  • i hate it when the grenade egg goes all over the place where you dont want it

  • Very cute boss!

  • I remember the first time I faught him. Hard, but funny!

  • "Don't blow ones own trumpet!"

  • Thats kinda creepy.

  • what is?

  • The creepy boss that scared me as a child.

  • this might as well be the sloprano of banjo-tooie

  • Damn I remember when I was little and went to a freinds birthday party seeing him fight Mr.Patch scared the hell out of me!!

  • Lol

    "Mr Patch"

    "Strange Worrly ivflatare Thing"

    XD

  • i was 8 when i played this game, i loved it

  • The battle against Mr. Patch in Nuts and Bolts is almost the same XD

  • HOW in the heck of the world did this thing entered that tiny tent ? I mean it's a lot smaller from the outside.

    Largest boss in the game.

    One of the hardest.

    Funniest name of the game.

    One of my favorite bosses of the game !

  • Mr. Patch wasn't blown up when he entered?

  • but tent is smaller seen from the outside...

  • 'Tis my favorite period.