Fable 2 Super Funny Moment In The Spire!

[moocheeseify]

i killed lucien before he talked... maybe thats funnier?

[cazoooo1]

lol i shot him as he started talking

[buddinmaplestory]

@sandwichofshadows umm r u even using your brain? Theresa and is the sister of one of the greatest Hero's of all time!!! Play fable 1 and u understand that she IS NOT evil!!! And she lived for over 500 years so she is very wise! Btw research before u make stupid comments!

[ShilEmPara]

@buddinmaplestory ignore him, I don't honestly think they've GOT a brain to use by the looks of it.....-___-

[sandwichofshadows]

and don't even mention that retarded slow mo thing fable 3 did randomly AND CONSTANTLY ALL THE FUCKING TIME

[sandwichofshadows]

and theresa. she got my sister killed, she was almost certainly behind the attack on hammer's aby(far too convenient timing "we need a fighter not a monk" and immediately after that attacked, father dead and hammer's vow of peace discarded.) used us all as puppets, killing loved ones for the sake of fate. she was even worse in fable 3 where puppets were used and discarded as it suited her(ex used bro, turned him evil to build up kingdom's coffers than had me imprison or kill him cause i'd win)

[sandwichofshadows]

I hate reaver. I wish it let me kill him

at least should have been able to in 3 :(

[cresbot]

*shoots lucien*

Reaver: oh i'm sorry did you want to kill him?

[eacon14]

ohh i thought he would never shut up oh im sorry did you want to kill him hahaha

[XsceneRawwrX]

Lol

[TheMisterE4299]

a little bit of diy or die never goes amiss

[MissionXXXXX]

Damn that Reaver !!!

[bobbydigital20g]

he didnt get the chance to speak in my game, as soon as the safety came off, i shot him in the face

[Xeedra]

Haha! So THATS what happens! I accidentally pressed "y" before he had a chance to day anything lol.. Still, i got my vengence.

[TheRABIDdude]

I love u reaver!!

Gotta be my alltime favourite character out of evry video game XD

Sadly i never get 2 kill lucien coz i always listen to evry last word of voice acting availiable in a game. For tht same reason i hav never finished portal 1 or 2 coz in both final boss fights (which r timed) glados / wheatly never stop saying funny stuff -.-

[XIHOPKINSIX]

Stephen fry's awesome :D

[PivotMartini]

Jack of Blades: Legend

Lucien: Seriously?

Crawler: Bullshit!

why can't they just bring him back?

[nothuman100]

Is it possible to keep playing once the main quest is completed??

[Gravydigga]

@nothuman100 I am pretty sure you can, yes.

[nothuman100]

@Gravydigga Thanks

I found that out a day or two ago when i completed my evil hero save

funny thing is i kinda killed lucien barely half a minute into his pre-death monologue

funniest part is it was accidental XP

[pokemaster4338]

did whats his name kill him reaver

[PyroEmbrace]

Fable 1 was AWESOME. Fable 2 was good. Fable 3 sucked.



[HackersOfComputers]

@PyroEmbrace Fable 4 is going to be horribly bad, that even Fable 3 looks good in compare.

[gruulam]

@HackersOfComputers you mean Journey? that has nothing to do with Fable I,II,III so its not fable IV

[aartbastiaan22]

@HackersOfComputers NO KNOWLEDGE

[moose5592]

Lucien:"The new kingdom will have no place for fate..."

Jack (To himself) :"I swear if this fuck doesn't shut his god damn mouth"

Lucien:"...Or chaos hero-"

Jack: "Fuck This"

*BANG*

[aartbastiaan22]

@moose5592 *Reaver

[Xxgloriaxx1]

You Either Kill Himk Or Him Whatever His Name is...LOL

[tpetru1123]

um what... what the... what just happend

[ganisintheanis]

reavers really an epic character and waht made the fable series fun to me

[BlackStarMeister1]

@ganisintheanis Reavers a deuce i always hit him when i get the chance

[HerrJamie]

@BlackStarMeister1 Reaver is awesome lol. youre a douche.

[BlackStarMeister1]

@HerrJamie He Killed Barnum!!

[HerrJamie]

@BlackStarMeister1 and?..... Reaver is a fucking legend lol

[0110micro]

@ganisintheanis 9. nuff said

[MrRyfoe]

Lol I enforced his guts to the wall ( see what I did there hehehe )

[Timmytimmy123123]

This remind me of Portal 2, chapter 5.

Theresa: Go press the button.

*uses music box*

Annator: Core transport beginning.

Theresa: What if this hurts, what if this REALLY hurts, oow... didnt think of that.

Lucien: It will... believe me it will.

1 minute later.

Theresa: woohoo, I did this, tiny little Terisa did this, I know this would be awsome but this is just epic... oow right, the boat...

another minute later.

Theresa: I am NOT a moron, can a morron punch you into the depths of the Spire?!

[mysteryo51]

i cant believe reaver is in fable 3. i was actually sort of expecting him to be in it as hes immortal and everything atleast until he stops giving the shadow ministers sacrifices.

[Guideprince]

oh i'm sorry did you want to kill him, yeah bitch, he killed my sister bitch

[mikavasco]

can you play on after you finished the game?

[Klokame222]

@mikavasco yes

[D4rkFlamez]

@ chocoaddiction I agree with you

[gsmorni]

Lmao that was funny 8-)

[breynolds1337]

BOOM! Dropped that bitch!

[shyislame]

XD

[chocoaddcition]

It would be better if he turned into a demon or something and you had to fight him at the End. I loved Fable 2, best Fable game in my opinion, but the end seemed a bit rushed.

[ThaKnopMe]

@chocoaddcition ind fable 3 is to compact...

[hdragon99]

I didn't get the funny part

[shyislame]

@hdragon99 lol then you're not a true fabler!

[MultiCaiser]

Oh Reaver.....I hate you....but I love you at the same time...

[201doom]

first time i beat it he started talking i pulled out my repeater crossbow and chain gunned his ass

[pownagemachine]

lol i took my auto rifle and pumped all 6 rounds into his face. He flew back like 10 feet :]

[Alexander82211]

This boss fight is more pathetic than the Assassin's Creed 2 boss and the AC 2 boss was pretty lame.

[Roygoos]

Stephen Fry adding the awesomeness to Reaver. XD

[jizzmack]

haha!!! awesome!



[Ibanez00011]

Reaver is my fav character by FAR

[jonnavdpas]

Agh!! Reaver you asshole! XD

[back2backstudios]

Ohh im sorry did you want to kill him? Ohh no I didnt Reaver you enjoy yourself I only found all 3 heros and returned that dark seal for you!

[back2backstudios]

I shot Lucien the first time I played it but the second time I had a glich and I could not hit it made me laugh though great vid by the way!

[SLIPKNOTMAGGOT666Ms]

REAVER YOU FUCK!

[MichelleLikeCookies]

lol reaver

[hannasimon]

I shot him in the gut before he opened his mouth

[shawnmeboy]

video capture fail

[nintendogrl0603]

Me: Yes Reaver, I DID.

[dadisfad]

Lol, I did this online with a partner, and my partner started doing the "vulgar thrust" right before this, but it cut him off as soon as the scene started... but the sound didn't end.

It kept going up until we LEFT the spire.

[HikaWikaChika]

Uhhh, thumbs up if as soon as you heard him talking, you went up there and slashed him :P

[miciso666]

@HikaWikaChika i shot him in the groin bastard killed mah dog

[ReMiiXNiiNjA]

I had a master mace when i was here and i didn't know he wanted to talk so i just ran up there "boof!" instant death. I thought it was gonna be a big epic boss battle where all the heroes would turn on you.

[XPlayer52c]

when reaver killed him i was like WTF ....would've been nice to hear what else he was gonna tell me before i blew his brains out :/

[TheJplay22]

First time I played this, I thought you HAD to listen to his speech, so I laughed my arse off when I heared Reaver say "Oh I'm sorry. Did you want to kill him?" I just yelled "YES!"

[thornmastro]

In Fable 2, Reaver is my idol. He's evil, elegant, wealthy, and uses a great pistol (which is, essentially, a red Master Clockwork pistol)

[Antischool90]

Lol wen I first beat the game I tried 2 let him finish, and wen Reaver shit him I said "aah thot he'd nvr shut up" at the same exact moment Reaver did, oh if only reaver was real so I could call jinx on him

[murlocsaver]

you do know he said an argument thathas a lot of point and is almost entriely correct

[mlmlml13]

i shot him in the face i named my wife after my gf n he goes n kills em hell naw...... sorry bout that i just get mad when ppl mess hurt my loved ones..... anyways i never knew this

[TheLyricDinosaur]

That was the best yet worst boss fight ever. (If that makes sense). It was literally: "Monolouge monolouge monolouge *DEAD*"

Is it strange this is what made me LOVE Reaver xD

[DeathCeroHollow]

Lmao hppened to me XD well the first time i was like o.o listening then bam ! XD i was like Wtf Reaver you son of @#%R@#^%@ i wanted to kill him you bastard >XD

[SweetWanilla]

HAHAHAH noway? i didnt know tht happend lol xD i shot lucien rightaway becuz i wanted my money!!

[leishify]

I just shot him when i was about to put my gun back and let reaver kill him, but after that i found a glitch i shot him then reaver shot him but i heard two voices of lucien dieing! But there was only one lucien! XD

[yoyokittycatlol]

1. reaver kills the picture guy

2. reaver stole the boss kill

3. he made kids work

4. HE WANTED A WORE HOUSE

i want to shoot him in the nuts next game

[AddeGoesROFLMFAO]

@yoyokittycatlol When I'm the king, I'll give him the whore house. WOO ORGIES

[bludgerable]

@AddeGoesROFLMFAO they say that so much in fable 3!

[redvbluelover]

"Luke i am your" BANG! "oh im sorry was that your father.

[starstarSTARS2]

I did that in my first game, and Reaver was all "Sorry, did you want to kill him?" And I was like, "No, not really. =/ I just want my dog back thank you"

I'm TOTALLY doing a crotch shot next time... XD

[TheBobski66]

funny moment.

[pspsrule83]

reaver reminds me of stewie from family guy...

[itsmejas0n]

i wonder what would happen if you killed the Hero of Skill right there to stop him from killing him.

[CommanderSheppard1]

When i shot him i was like.... FUCK YOU GUMBY!!!

[videolover451]

@CommanderSheppard1XDXDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDD

[micktheman100]

PVR, RETARDED KID

[DN4etERnity]

kinda stupid ending. all that work and he dies from a gunshot :P

[boblordofmonkeys]

lol

[luckyassfortune]

rofl hahaha omg whut. an. easy. game

[MultiGodofwar1]

lmao at this i couldnt listen to him the whole time

[PianistDanny]

Freaky eyes Luce! :D

[fenrirswolh3]

L....m....f...a...o. I LOVE REAVER! even if he does become a complete dick in Fable 3, trying to kill you and all. Well, for once instance, anyways. He's still a BA in F3 though...

[XAxNINJAxKITT3NX]

what ever, Reaver becomes fat and old in fable 3. Just deserts I suppose.

[MrYacobski]

"yo lucien, i'm really happy for ya and imma let you finish, but jack of blades has one of the best fights of all time"

[LordKnightshipp]

you know what inever thought of and would of been fun, sure reavers a big part of fable 3 but i think it would of been cool if lucien drained all 3 heros of their powers and then like fable 1 jack of blades an actual battle would happen instead of the last boss the main bad guy boom dead in one measily sho, WTF

[TheInvinciblespartan]

just when he said the first letter i blow his head off

[FunnyZebraGuy]

I know reaver is in fable 3 and I already know that he supposedly killed garth but there is a therory that Garth was killed by something else and I know hammer can't still be alive but I think scyth should be in it to because he was still alive at the end of fable 2 because he was with rose if you chose love and they can easily work the Jack of blades and the rest of the court in there so they should be in there but just at least make an apperince

[verarticus]

I shot him before I knew he was gonna talk...and then about 40 seconds later Reaver shot randomly during the talking...lol

[90xblackwolfx09]

It did the same thing to me...long time i did play this game

[boxbeater1]

i freaking love reaver lol.. hes funny, but douche bag

[jayparrish1]

I was so pissed with that in my 1st playthrough, all those hours building up to that one moment... where I got my revenge, and did what was right by my beloved sister... I wanted to savor the moment, listen to what Lucien had to say, and then kill him... but then randomly "BANG" dude I wanted to push Reavers ass off that edge so badly!

[KiDammerung]

@jayparrish1 same here, in my first playthrough too... I was like WTF?

[YouWarhammer]

Yeah, all reavers are perverted assholes.

[a7xfreekforlife]

i dident hesitate all i heard was "i...." BANG! i blew his ass to shit right there "PAY BACKS A BITCH!!"

[inUfangirl23]

Reaver: Oh, I'm sorry did you want to kill him?

Hero: DA FUCK!?

[TheYoungMaylay]

"Ah I thought he'd never shut up. Oh, Im sorry, Did you want to kill him?" NO.... I DIDN'T WANT TO AVENGE DOGGYS DEATH OR ROSE'S... I JUST WANTED TO SING WHEELS ON THE FKIN BUS WITH HIM.... CAUSE I FKIN WANTED TO WASTE THE POOR OLD BASTARD!

[YouWarhammer]

@TheYoungMaylay then you just shuld have done it

[NintendoMaster098]

I was aiming for his head and my guy was like super zoomed in so I didn't see Reaver aiming his gun. Then all i hear is a gunshot and I thought I killed him by accident but then Reaver is like "Oh I'm sorry did you want to kill him?" YEAH I DID WHY ELSE WAS I POINTING AT HIS HEAD WITH MY GUN????? I was really pissed when I found out Reaver killed him, not me....:(

[redwing5810]

lets face it reaver kicks ASS

[heroic60]

aa i thought he'd never shut-up, oh im srry did u want to kill him

[samuellock1616]

i wanted him to live thats why i waited and then that shit happend

[Bughit69]

i was expecting a super hard battle...such a waste of bullets

[gogokon]

@Bughit69 i know right.

[Flookyboy1]

thumbs up if you tried to use magic to kill him beacuse you thought it would be hilarious to slam him in teh face with a level 5 fire ball :L

[JustLuckyToBeMe]

i kinda pushed him

[RepriseAndRepeatFilm]

i killed him with my sword :S are you not suposed to be able to? i kinda just tapped him with it and he fell mid speech x]

[bobisking125746]

@RepriseAndRepeatFilm if you wait to long reaver kills him for you.

[djiniari]

lol lucien is a jackass anyway so he got owned!!!!

[michaeljboyle1]

And this is the only reason people have an like for Reaver. He destroyed Oakvale, killed hundreds of people (the rituals, his gun, his ego, etc.) and he's just a prick. But this is the one shot he actually used for (minimally) good intentions. :D

[poop581]

LMAO



[NaturalSpeaking]

This scene was the only reason Reaver was in Fable 2 -.-

[djiniari]

i thought he would never shut up lol

[artocuno]

lol "I though he would never shut up,oh you wanted to kill him?"

[keeneye47]

@sM4llsiE to be honest, i actually hit him with my axe. so it's possible =P

[dant697]

I think people shud get over this ending

First lucien was an ordinary human He possesd no will or any combat what so ever

Seconed Jack of Blades was a hero ergo Super humanish of course his battle would have been more of a climax because he was another Hero

Also i dont think people see the cleverness of his death i mean all it took was one shot i mean you could have done that long ago but everyone thought it was gonna be a huge battle

I like the ending now

and reavers line was so funny

[Deathshuck]

I didn't find this funny one bit, I was just pissed and astounded that such a crap ending was possible.

[THEACADEMYofCOMEDY]

U STOLE MY KILL,RAGE QUIT lol

[SlasherCheetah]

@THEACADEMYofCOMEDY Unfunny.

[SuperNarwhalz]

@sM4llsiE when I did it for some reason it worked when I hit him with a hammer lol :P

[ReptarTehDino]

lmfao! XD

[DAGRAVITYCAT]

this happened last time i completed it, i was listening to him, REAVER SHOT HIM AND I WAS LIKE OMG U STEALZS MY KILL !!!!!!!! U SHOOT BAYNARD THEN STEAL MY KILL !! LOLOLOL

[theuglyduchess]

Stupid sexy Reaver

[Snake0595]

Reaver is the best i expect him in fable 3

[plolystirin12]

@Snake0595 he is in fable 3 but he looks gay just my opinion so yeah

[MrKooliollama]

@plolystirin12 lol doesnt he have a heart on his cheek in fable 3?

[MrBlooDudette]

@Snake0595 Another similar guy with the same name will be in fable 3, voice acted

by stephen fry ^^

[Netheeros]

@MrBlooDudette it'll be Reaver. Reaver's immortal so lang as he can trick people to go to the shadow council in wraith marsh. If you watch the voice talent video you'll hear the actor say something about how he misses his old bloodstone pirates.

[MrBlooDudette]

@Netheeros Ah ok. thanks for the info.

[sonicsecrtrings]

I shot him in the middle of a word it was quite Amusing

[IamhumanSasquatch]

@sM4llsiE

I used my hammer and i still hit him, he still died.

[KalHadden]

....Reaper shot first.

[Ultradeath22]

lol. He would never shut up. thats why i shot him XD didnt see that comming

[ThePainintheass2010]

brainstorm do u think u get a proper boss fight if u dont use the music box for ages?

[ThePainintheass2010]

i got him with the sword :)

[B4MV36563]

lmao reaver just pulled a kanye west ahah

[JMLJ133]

I decided to wait and continue listening then shoot him, but little did I know that Reaver was gonna steal my kill!! Oh wait...He is a thief :P

[ThePainintheass2010]

@JMLJ133 omg i am so gonna see him do that! does he shoot his hed off?thatd be funny

[ihaveabigfishstick]

Jack of blades was most badass villian ever!

[TheStringAction]

u wear the same clothes like me

[bombdog999]

a much better ending would be that he got the wishing box, and wished for jack of blade's mask, then u had to fight him in the chamber of fate, that woulda been so cool.

[kdude1575]

Ah Reaver and his sillyness. He should've had a much bigger part in the game

[LuvbooksbyErincat]

Man, I was so disappointed at the end of this game. I had to fight all those Bandits, Spire Guards, Highway Men, City Guards, Giant Beetles, Hobbes, Hollow Men, Trolls, Shards, Balverines, Banshees, Shadow Creatures, and Ghost Pirates for nothing! Who else felt disappointed, when all you really had to do was just shoot Lucien once, and he would Die?!

[DANNYBARE2]

@LuvbooksbyErincat i actually found it more intresting and at least it was unexpected, i just find it slightly tiring that every last boss in the game has to turn into some monster or dragon also there would be no reason for lucien to turn into something like that.

[DJbassbraker]

Lol typical Reaver

[mordigoth]

Oh man, the Butt Piret shot him... Lucian, was the WORST game boss ever. Jack of blades was so much more awesome and badass.

[camthebassist]

i wish we could have had a boss fight! awesome game but talk about anticlimax and i hate how a pure swordsman would have to use their gun/magic at certain parts nomatter what. like the last boss and trolls. still a great game though

[mullent169]

oh man that pissed me off so much the first time i beat the game. i wanted to listen to lucien's monologue and then all of a sudden

BANG

"ah i thought hed never shut up. oh im sorry did you want to kill him"

i was just like REAVER YOU BASTARD!!!!!

[ss23115]

@mullent169 the first time I beat the game I accidently hit Y and shot him and laughed all night at the "boss battle"

[dinga64]

i accidently poked his shin with my master mace and he epicly slow motion fell off the edge lol

[sk8tem8159]

I had my volume turned high and i was zooming in on lucien at that point so when Reaver shot him i jumped out of my chair screamin´ :D

[Quester600]

Reaver, legendary :)

[LilHalfHaitiBoy]

thumbs up if u shot his ass instantly

[weirdone17]

@LilHalfHaitiBoy i didn't shoot him. I GUTTED THAT PIG WITH MAH AXE.

[randomactsok]

@LilHalfHaitiBoy lol as soon as he turned red, i sliced him... and said "oops, what were you gonna say? o_O"

[LeeJ2512]

@LilHalfHaitiBoy nope i shot his nuts :P

[IronRoger300]

Thumbs up if you shot him in the nuts :P

[EvilRickQueenVita]

It had to be Reaver XD