jackie chan adventures season 5 episode 12 part 1

[TatsurouKaos]

@MissMiano

Actually, I heard somewhere that Drago's mother was human.

[GGDaolonWong]

Some things I noticed about this show:

No one dies, bystander, antagonist, or protagonist

Uncle's shops and antiques have been destroyed countless times and they magically re appear.

Uncle doesn't use magic on anything other than other magic forces while Daolon Wong uses it on everything.

Tarakudo treats the enforcers far better than daolon wong, shendu, or valmont did.

Drago is the only person smart enough to fire the enforcers.

[alternatedragonfox]

@GGDaolonWong shendu dies! (well sort of)

Uncle or jade probably uses horse talismen to "Heal" the shop. or a chi spell when it is not shown.

[MissMiano]

How the hell did Shendu find ANYONE he could mate with, and what female demon would stick around long enough to conceive Drago? xD

I love season five but I need to know who the mother of Drago is, I wish they'd explain who would ever mate with Shendu...

[MsBlackRose07]

Does Drago look and sound a little different in this episode to anyone else?

[mewnadja]

drago is sooo COOOL !!!

[kingpkerowns]

"Hmm. I weight only 480."

[Lyndonandre]

u see what they did with the giraffe .. clever

[Michaelmyersrulz]

daddy would be so proud....

rotflol

[evilmickey210]

Black*

[evilmickey210]

Cap Clack is a boss :)

[Firestorm6651]

Well, Captain Black finally gets some time for himself... and what does he do? Get beaten up with minimum effort, that's what x.x

[silverhishin12]

seriously? Jackie AND Uncle would NEVER be captured! Captain Black yea.



[MrHemanhuang]

i weigh only 480 lol

[WhyYouStealMyName]

Be square or be raised by that 500 pound sumo LMAO

[QwannyLoso]

is there an episode where jackie and viper kiss?

[princessalia6]

jade: jakie!! drago : ANNN!! GEUSS AGAIN BUT UR UNCLE IS A GUEST OF MINE ALONG WITH THE OLD TIMER AND CAPTEN WAAK!! JADE: IF U TOUCH ONE HAIR ON THEIR HEADS WELL NOT CAPTEN BLACK BECUASE HE DOESNT HAS ANY WELL YOU KNOW WHAT DO I MEAN XD WOW!! I LOVE THIS SHOW

[Horatio268]

Uncle would never have been caught, this episode is so fake.

[732pizza]

Jackie is REALLY determined with his work.

[werewolf6000]

uncle broke it! you still bought it!

[DJEclipse117]

@fenris121:

the engine block was probably an old hollow one so it wasnt as heavy

[DJEclipse117]

Uncle: You break it you bought it!..

*ZAP*

*CRASH*

Uncle: I broke it, you still bought it!

lol uncle is still funny

[YuhKnowIht]

@diamonddeadlock59 LOL! O.O ew

[YuhKnowIht]

wut kind of woman wud have sex with a demon like shendu, and then give birth to a lizard? O.O

self replies- *wack* THIS IS A FUKN CARTOON!!! ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE!

[diamonddeadlock59]

@YuhKnowIht incest? o.o

[safewton]

every dam dam for jacky is a bad day :/

[leeemuel01]

Jade: dont you lay a finger on their hair ummm except captain black because he dont have any

Lol XD

[CheesyGranola]

Drago sure is a dumbass.

You have three of your greatest enemies (ESPECIALLY Uncle) in a prime position to be killed and instead you leave them alive. :|

[CheesyGranola]

You don't put ice on a burn. >_>

[AnishaXgirl]

chilicious flavors xD

[BrutalVandal]

"I broke it, you still buy it!"

[wilsonofcanada]

Hey the dountnut shop is still ok in this timeline

[SexyAlyssaRitchie]

3:24, dragon talisman easter egg

[Karik1127]

lol uncle at 1:01 "oooh....I break it...you still buy it!" rofl.

[jshockx3]

how the hell did thoru sneak in there without being noticed????

[alisame123]

7:21 riiight smooooooooooth, Jackie

[yourfilmindustry]

"I broke it, u still buy it" made ma fall of the chair

[ateyantene]

3:18

[Jakeofalltrades1]

@Fenris121 *whap*! You are watching cartoon, do not apply logiiic!

[patkroket2]

the voices sound more funny than in holland

[Emelientje93]

@patkroket2 Yeah your right :P

[april40687]

LOL hmff i only way 480 pounds

[kennylee12313]

Aiii yaa!! Uncle reservess rightt to refuse service to you!

hehehe xD

you break it you still buy it!

[MrInsanieac]

how come they havent gone after shendu's immortal sword? im sure it has power to

[nintendo93mat]

@MrInsanieac because that demon chi was already in Drago, well before uncle removed it

[kevinrocks2323]

The "early/oily bird" puns were so lame lol.

[Yasuda9000]

Shendo would be proud if his son took over the world except for the part where Shendo is still a statue.

[Yasuda9000]

Tohru: Hm, I only weight 480.

So Drago was off by 20 pounds.

[Mat13pt]

0:43 ''You break It, you bought it'', look's like the shop as been sold :P

BTW, next episode is the last one :(

[Mat13pt]

Hey looh the donut shop that future Jade blowed up on last episode :P

Now I understand why such punishment, Captain Black eats there.

[jjjpack]

lol at 4:14

man I love Drago.

I mean come on, just look at his face at 4:43

so cute

[kennylee12313]

hahahaha! Drago and Jade talking 4:50 - 4:55 Epic moment. Drago was like wth?

[MegaFlowers123]

i want to marry jackie chan from the jackie chan adventures. :)

[jakujiboy]

5:15 Tohru:'Hmm I Weigh Only 480'

[CHAOSoriginal]

Tohru: "Hmm I weigh only 480."

[mightytree1]

JADE IMPRESSION ON UNCLE WAS DUMB FUNNY

[SKpivot]

"a trip to mooseworld is fun and whatever u have in mind..um...is probably not fun!|"

[SKpivot]

"chilicious"!

[Accnytu]

7:23 What you have in mind is PROBAbly NOT fun, whatEVER IT is. Cmon Jackie. Is that the best you can come up with? Jackie sounds so constipated and out of words. Weirdest accent that ever came out of Jackie in this show.

[RP0WNAG3]

dragon talisman 3:20

[olimar959]

i love it "you touch one hair on them well except captain black, he has no hair"

[rbcatlover17806]

Even though he's evil, Strike Master Ice is kind of cool.

[Parkjisung91]

uncle's hair LOL

[veemon129]

captain black been captured uncles been captured now jackie

[Novaelion]

That's some high quality fabric that Uncle and Jackie wear.

[Linkzy01]

Gah!

[MrCrapCookie]

lmfao 3:18

[DimetryFallen]

hahahaha drago ROCKS MAN WICKED niphilium dude hahaha

[jamescv572]

why doesnt she use the talismans itll be so much easier

[ernieball3645]

is drago played by Michael Rosenbaum?

[Starfire92]

jade's impersonation of uncle is hilarious!!

[bipolarbyte]

500 pound sumo priceless BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Drago is too funny!! XD

[jjjpack]

drago looks soooo cute and hot

[mudkip132]

lol i broke it you still buy it

[spyromo4]

dragon tailsmen at 3:25

[tariqueaziz]

I like the role of Jade so interesting and funny too.

[Michaelmyersrulz]

lol jackies cell phone takes so much abuse...

[cooper12383]

lol



[lostinLspace]

"A Chan is only as strong as its weakest link." "Today's oily bird special"

It's just like they say: a good pun is its own re-word.

[YoukoTaichou]

J: Hmph, evil and a jerk.

T: Hmph, I weigh only 480.

[FabioAcuarela]

Dragon talisman at 3:23

[Heart37715]

Dragon talisman: 3:23

[loppytaffy]

wow, Drago really thinks Jade is an orphan?

'and she's the main attraction' u think she's attractive? pedo.

engine would CRUSH uncle, lol...lube...

[ssfgirl]

@loppytaffy yeah, Drago is such a pedo !

[lordoftheTV]

480 lbs!? dude i hope some of that is muscle or else tohru needs to seek medical attention A.S.A.P.!!

[evfan13]

yeah. who IS Drago's mom?

[MegaJeremiah69]

@evfan13

although not shown, Drago's mom most likely came in the future, because that's where Drago came from in the first place back in season 4 episode 10.

[droctogonapus24]

a Chilicious

[doubledub3]

tailmen 3:22-3:23 on poster in jades class on the wall.i think its the monkey its not clear enough....

[grgwdrd]

@doubledub3 dragon

[miguelmurillo4864]

Drago, Shenzuu, DainlongWon,terkoodo,Vermont/B­lack hand Still couldnt beet jakie togheter

[cobra8567]

another talisman in 3:24

[PRice9174]

8:04 is worng if he have all chi things he will be like earth guy or water guy or thunder thing he would change not like what he oready is

mistake !

[pdsdragon1]

AWESOME!!!!

[RuriM9]

The series with the masks is the best.

[Soraroxasrule]

4:52 lol drago's face is priceless xD

[busdriverally]

chi-licious sigh thats bad

[AngelicHeartNSoul]

I have a question. When did Shendu have a kid and here's the big question who is the mother?

[AlDragonia]

Hillary Clinton

[creatures0blood]

@AngelicHeartNSoul

po kong the mountain demon :D

jkes jkes

[MrErock72]

@AngelicHeartNSoul well its kinda like the succubus and incubus, in this case shendu basically found a random female and let her give birth to what seemed like any other child but later he would find out he was part demon. or thats just my theory

[yesinsef]

@AngelicHeartNSoul his mums medusa the woman who can turn men in to stone if you stare at her LOL :P

[BrainhasPain]

hey,I am addicted to this show even though it is a kid show and I am a adult,but it has the Jackie Chan name to it so that supposedly makes it good.Besides it is an adventure/action genre,too bad it ended after five seasons,2005, good hing people like you uploaded it so I can watch all of the ones I missed.

[cheeko671]

Shendu+Bo Kong(mountain demon)=Drago!

[LordGosai]

Well, that's just horrifying.

[cobra8567]

arent they brother and sister

[ItBeSomeSoup]

Wow, they would have caught fire after bring doused in oil, and having fire spit at then. even if the fire didnt touch them, it was still to close and oil is quite flamable.

[Fenris121]

How in the hell did Jackie and Uncle survive having an engine block thrown at them? They weigh several hundred pounds, it'd crush their ribs at the very least.

[YellowSpotFungus]

@Fenris121 like ratso said in season 1,

"He's not human..."

[chaoticking13]

@Fenris121 everyone knows cartoons can defy physics at aill

[AngelaAndColin]

@Fenris121 it's a cartoon...

[TempestShaymin13]

@Fenris121 Oh, you must not have got the memo:

UNCLE IS MADE OF MAGICAL WIN.

I'm pretty sure he's related to chuck norris.

[VideoGirl360]

@Fenris121

ONE MORE THING!

*whack in the head*

LOGIC DOES NOT APPLY IN TELEVISION

[htgnef]

@Fenris121 Well, they've both used the healing, strength, and immortality talismans. I'm guessing it sorta rubs off on you after a while.

[mastluke768]

@Fenris121 AAAHHH YAAAA. UNCLE IS IMMORTAL. YOU CAN NOT KIILLL UNCCLLEE!!!!!!

[sniffer441]

@mastluke768 he never ages either

[InuyashaKagomae4ever]

@Fenris121 Cartoon my friend. Try not to question their logic.

[whitedragon1204]

@Fenris121 slaps guy* do not bring logic in a cartoon with magic!!!

[stars1976]

@Fenris121 dude come on it is a cartoon enjoy it.

[mryoto123]

@Fenris121 lol its a cartoon.

[dogsrule9908]

@Fenris121 naw uncle and jackie are to epic to get hurt by that.. lol yet he breaks his leg triping on gnomecop

[shadowandnight]

" i broke it, you still buy it"

lol

[Shimmergirl95]

4:46 jade's face lol!!

[19torento]

Jade says Captain Black doesn't have any hair on his head. What about his eyebrows?!

[sugersweet23]

drago : but wait theres more...

jackie : A trip to moose world is fun what you have in mind is probably not fun uhhh whatever it is

lol lol got to love it

[skaldjfhrulez]

lol.

"I weigh only 480!"

[wafwot21]

uncle is so funny

[EdBoy1215]

It's a shame Drago decided not to attack Section 13 for the Chi. It would've been much more exciting than a ransom (not to mention Jade wouldn't be responsible for Draco becoming all-powerful).

[TheGigglePit]

thoru is 480ibs

[thaillistproducer]

Strike master Ice is off DA HOOK!!! LOL

[shyhyuga12]

HAUUUUU I LUV DRAGO LAUGH AT 8:48 ^^

[MaestroPokemonPeru]

Lex Luthor

[19torento]

Who, Captain Black? Yeah, I called it at episode 1 of season 1. Same appearance, mostly just the bald head, but also the same voice actor, Clancy Brown. And both are tough guys and leaders of secret organizations dealing with out of the ordinary things.

[b3nd3r370]

i hate the Jackie Chan voice actor i wish it was the real one this one just doesnt fit i mean he has his moments but i just never thought he fit the part

[deathdude650]

I think it is him

[MrHoppers002]

the real jackie is way too busy for voice acting during 2001-2005.

[XxGodxIchigoxX]

Nice afro, Uncle!

[proview196]

Uncles shop destroyed almost every season.. how'd they manage to fix it? LOL

[XxGodxIchigoxX]

Horse talisman

[GearShotgun]

DAMN DRAGO LOOKS AWESOME.

[xxxbleedingheartxxxx]

3:19 LOLxD

[9165038]

wow this is like a re-run of season 1 like father like son lol

[eekin19972]

yyyyiiiiiyyyyyyyyyya you break it you buy it then later

i break it you still buy it!! lol XD

[TheRandomcheese123]

W00T!!! 20 POUNDS LESS!!!!

[HORRIOR]

two pounds

[thealliesarejews]

lol captain whack. drago sure has a pretty good sense of humor.

[Vinnia12345]

If you pause at 0:29 or 0:30 you can see Dj instead of MC cobra. Lol

DJ is not the speedy type, that's MC cobra. \= |

[PeopleDigitaL]

Hi Vinnia12345,

Even though (DJ) is short for "Disk Jokey" and (MC) is short for "Mic Coordinator," in some parts of the world like Africa, DJs are called MCs. So there may have been an actual mistake made but in reality there wasn't a mistake made at all. People must think globally instead of seeing the world based off of the nation they were born into. I am not implying that your statement is wrong. I am merely educating anyone who reads this.

keep It Uploading! - PeopleDIgitaL

[LedZeppelinSongs]

What a responsible teacher. Big guy walks into the class and takes away a student, and she allows it.

[Vinnia12345]

Love it! XD

expecially the phone call part... =)

[KennethZhou]

"Hmph! I only weight 480."

XD

[SaiyashaMisamurai]

My favorite parts of the episode:

2:40

4:48

6:53

7:34 (I love how Drago says new management, but then, I'm a fangirl)

8:26 (What is Uncle saying right before 'demon' in this part?)

9:16

[doomdog99]

omfg drago you retarded!! just go to section 13 well you have black jakie and uncle. or better yet just ice the suckers

[azngirl122295]

Ouch! Thats gonna leave a mark on Uncle! (8:53)

[ellieysama]

Im surprised he even survives that >> DAMN that Huge engine Block must of weight at least a good 350lbs

[ssjohn30]

fuck super hot future jade

[yackdude]

drago: your uncle is with me so is the "Old timer" and "Captain wack" Lol

[deathdude650]

I broke it you STILL bought it!

[FeminaziPrincess]

Drago sounds different in this episode

[couray1]

Uncles hair is funny

[jeopardyboy]

"I only weigh 480."

Tohru..xD

[skills1111]

Uncle: i brake it you still buy it 1:01

[spangelorbust]

Pause at 3:18 and Jackie looks like a giraffe.

[TheEastSiderBoy]

well maybe not those same words but same accents

[Prvtpwnage]

A trip to moose world is fun.

whatever you have in mind is not fun...

uhh whatever that is.

LOL

[Krunchyyy]

jackie is funny

[dewinmoonl]

Lol how come they didn't do it earlier

[favheto]

4:24 jade:"U touch one hair on their heads...wa....well not captain black coz he dont have any... but U KNOW WHAT MEAN"

lol...........

[Devildog73191]

Oh yeah forgot about that sorry.