Maury: Crystal - 2st DNA Test - BBW Does Splits

[MamaMila1981]

Crystal is pretty damn funny!!! I like her. Hoe or not!! LMAO

[Tawnia13]

please link me the my daughter sleeps around segment!!!!

[Lanative89]

she looooks even funnier and uglier with that wig.she looks like a hippo

[thinker900]

Eww! Isn't that how she got on the show in the first place? Keep black pot bell pig legs closed.

[tarjay35]

'Don't rub it in?'

This bitch sure was rubbing it in his face when she thought he was the father!

[alvarenga123]

Man, this woman has really lost it... I mean, WOW!

[pekkaonkoodari]

Why the fuck is Destrom in the audience???

[DaniDeelish]

I swear, 95% of the women on this show who are getting a million guys DNA tested are fucking ugly as shit whales. And theyre getting more action than me :( This is some sad shit.

[rauzan878]

DeStorm ! 3:32

[duprez2]

That's not a BBW. That's a UBW

[pinrose331]

@duprez2 im gonna assume u dont know what BBW stands for lol

[duprez2]

@pinrose331 Correction. I meant BUW

[HistoryHmoobGuy]

imagine the smell when she spread her legs,,,UHHHHGGGGG !

[MsJayAlexis]

@HistoryHmoobGuy Damn, I didn't need to think about that

[biggylittle29]

@o:27 look at dude head damn!!! lmbao!!!

[derektheantihero]

Man ... she's like an overgrown child who's only getting sympathy because she's retarded and the only reason her parents would ever love and take care of her is because they're obligated to. They would look like bad parents otherwise. Regardless, anyone could tell that her parents have deep regret and are dead inside.

[britrob24]

Does anybody know where to find a clip of the mother/daughter segment shown in the preview?

[noxbc9701040]

2st

[MissPinkySparkles]

these women who are back for the second (third, fith...hundreth) time make me DIE when they act so confident when they come back and have the nerve to have a go at the guy!? Its like.. you promised the world it was the first dude, now people know-yoouu-a-ho.... even if youre right this time - it was only a lucky guess :/

[MBLUVER143]

lolz it was funny when she waz jerking lolz

[MysteriouzBrown]

3:31 omg thats DeStorm (youtuber)

[qwertnla]

The sound quality suck

[YuTubPup]

Jerk at 4:40. Mega lolz.

[JJavonM]

Thats what her dumbass gets for making her life public. Haha

[XxBriLuvssYouuxX]

i wold of broke his damn neck if that was me!

[livinglife22ful]

dam. she did a split. well as long as she is taking care of the child.

[FireBomberBassist]

She is big but i dont see any beauty.

[novriltataki]

Thank for the videos i have never seen a Big Blue Whale do the splits before

[ItsRapBoy]

wow the big fat pig got ownd again.

[seragasebonwe]

destorm @3:30 

[KiccRoxxTricc]

"You was despert?" Lmao

1. I don't see why she was so surprised, and 2. She needs to get some education and stop butchering the english language.

[kcallen70]

I will say this: for a big sized gal: Crystal is certainly nimble and light on her feet. Between the split and the skipping, she definitely is flexible.

[Shadywolf09]

When Crystal heard that he wasn't the father, it looked like she just shrugged and walked off, like, 'Ah okay, later *walks off*

[bennyfifty]

that fat black bitch moves like Jackie Gleason!!!! LMAO

[MamaMila1981]

@bennyfifty OMG that is the funniest thing I have heard all day!

[bennyfifty]

DAMN!

[TheGeckoNinja]

lol i dont blame that dude for laughing i dont care if shes crying she brought this shit on herself and shes the bitch for accusing all these guys of being the father you know its fucked up when you force a man to take care of a child that he did not make, forcing a man to be a father when he isnt really the father is like saying " hey i dont know who the father is so i wanna ruin your entire future by saying YOU are the father and force you to take care of a child thats not even yours"

[MyBubblybubbly]

Look at the FOREHEAD on that guy!

[xane1990]

its not about your head .....LOL

[Artemis101full]

Omg! DeStorm on 3:29 !

[justbedumb1]

I love the catagory; pets&animals

[deenage]

I honestly don't blame Gabriel for laughing.

[frickadele]

It's sad,,

that women who slept with guys...

who want to play hide their salame into some

female..

end up make a baby salame...

that they don't want?

What kid wants a daddy...

who was a jerk off?

And left the mothers to raise the jerk off's

kid? You stinking worms.

[AnorexicNarwhal]

Only in America.

[Raphael42589]

@AnorexicNarwhal Actually I think it's worse in the UK. There is an extremely TACKY show called Jeremy Kyle; check it out on YouTube. Those people are bottom-rung/lower than Maury!

[evahill38]

i hate when they say it was a big shock to them that the man wasn't the father when they know they've been sleeping around lol smdh

[kkobss]

@evahill38 Thats what whores do best

[arayalrio]

@evahill38 It's like they think their opinions determine the father!

[arayalrio]

Maury has taught me that it's a lot easier than I thought to sleep with >20 guys.

Well, off to get started...

...

...

;P (eeeeeewwwwwww)

[darepow]

Seriously now, how much food do these black women EAT to get that big?  She's the size of a small hippopotamus!

[JOBROFAN1583]

@darepow i know right? miss big ass piggy or mrs. butterworks over here needs 2 stick 2 eating meat & pancakes & keep her fat ass legs closed

[vivarufus]

SHUT UP CHICKEN HEAD

[halloweenfan92]

maybe you should stop fucking sleeping around?

[antwebb619]

o shet, 3:32 its destorm and his girl lol

[FullBloodedHmoob]

Maury have hosted some of the most fat and disgusting black whales i have ever seen... Seriously!, i would commit suicide if there was no other woman left but these BBW because i sure as hell ain't gonna turn gay.

[isadoracherie]

can you put the video up of the mom that calls her daughter a ho?

[MrShcotty2010]

Why do they keep calling Maury,Murrry ?

[afay]

lol, bitch got owned AGAIN

[BatALash]

She may be a hoe, but it was fucked up of that guy to be laughing in her face as she's crying backstage. What a prick.

[fewcusi]

I love the way Gabriel is dancing and taunting her like a little imp!

[fewcusi]

Look at all the ridiculous tags!

[fewcusi]

How come each time she's on Maury she always has a list of what the child needs?

Ex) clothes, shoes, etc.

[Ihatedawannabes]

lol this show sounds even worse then jerry springer

[deenage]

@enisorian LOL! She should stick to eating pancakes.

[deenage]

HA HA HA!!! BIG WHORE GOT OWNED TWICE!!!

[Dillmanable]

DESTORM AT 3:31

[bigboijones]

@Dillmanable lmao.. I was like Damn! this cat is everywhere!!

[tigerwoman]

How Maury laughs at her split.

[dagumpbest]

@enisorian thats funny



[chocolatechip20]

lol i have always wondered what BBW meant.. Please explain

[santana3212]

@chocolatechip20 Big Black Woman

[chocolatechip20]

@santana3212 helll naw lol

[dachocolateprincess]

@chocolatechip20 the "true" definition is Big Beautiful Woman

[FrazJJ]

I wanna see the one where the lady is saying her daughter is a slut!

[christon0123]

The tags are BBQ bbw wii fit obese

[TifaL20]

LOL shes just another whore after money...she said the same thing to the first guy she tested ''He need clothes, shoes, etc'' But really she means ''I need this, I need that '' LOL

[BeautyXfull]

LOLLLLLLLLLL 2 times got rejected what a HOE lollllll !!!

[BeautyXfull]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLl she jerked !!!! hahahaha

[chocolatechip20]

the split was suppose to prove what? that she can drop it low on a penis lol?? hell naw, and that she did it so good he kept comin back so he is the father? WOW

[Peachis911]

omg i just saw destorm @ 3:33 lol

[truediabolique69]

she is hilarious!

[iamkelc]

she's a joker doing the splits now she's rejecting. ha..... i see destorm (5:24) in the auidence. i didn't think this was the episode he went to. lol big up destorm!

[onairda213]

do you have the video where the mom says her daughter cheats???

[FasterThanYou321]

I want all you Negros to shine my shoes!!

[TheSuperNerd14]

FasterThanYou321 or whatever your fucking name is get a job. Believe it or not the world would be pretty weird without black people.

[TheSuperNerd14]

bkgangsta234. I'm from Zambia.Born in the UK. You're probably from Keyboard Warrior land. Just stop.

[azhiaboo123]

All of those damn earthquakes are from her falling on the floor!

[jpm8921]

I LOVE how Maury says "don't rub it in!!" LMAO

[AliLove95]

wow, crystal sounds different than her 1st appearance.

[FasterThanYou321]

Are you Blacks absolutely SURE you weren't better off in slavery? I mean, seriously. White people fed you, clothed you, gave you a roof over your head, provided you with steady work, etc. If you were light-skinned and female, you got to sleep with your boss... Okay, SOMEtimes your children were sold away from you, but seriously, is that any worse than what is going on with the woman in this video? Plus, don't forget, you got Sundays and Christmas off. Pretty good.

[bkgangsta234]

@FasterThanYou321 Are your imbred incest-believing Whites absolutely KNOW your purpose in life? What if your mother swallowed your uncle's nut? you are a mistake to the world. You will soon be infected with HIV & AIDS and I hope no one will ever give you the cure for it. FUCK YOUR FAMILY & YOUR LIFE. I DISLIKE IGNORANT DUMB FUCKZ.

[FasterThanYou321]

@bkgangsta234 - Shine my shoes, boy!

[bkgangsta234]

@FasterThanYou321 Suck your sisters dick, imbred dummy. You are the worst mistake in Zambia. Be careful not to catch AIDS.

[WeaponXSigma]

@FasterThanYou321 Trolls these days are just plain retarded. 

[mohmoh48]

trailer trash people.... stupid

[agrus001]

i still don't understand about the splits. what did it prove again?

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

@agrus001

She was showing the world that there's room for more after Jyreese.

[mb1111111111]

Whoever the daddy is he's got some no-nonsense sperm. Those little fuckers had a long way to travel to get the job done.

[cxvh]

You are NOT the father!Just more fat trailer trash

[feliciababy09]

rotflmmfao jerkin

[Solonor1987]

Thanks you can post the mother denial the baby of her daugther please.

[FrazJJ]

u need more clips uploaded- every segment of this episode looks AWESOME!!!

[feefee198423]

lolz at the end

[johnrock882]

she's like an obese monkey...

[H0tkebab]

Oh man, she didn't even do the splits this time. -_-

[keonisan]

Crystal: you are the whore.

[dreamingofmagic]

"I was a desperate man when I slept with Crystal." DAMN haha.

[livinglife22ful]

@dreamingofmagic Oh. He said that. Dam. Guys are stupid.

[leverymerica]

ok, that lady may be a slut, but that guy is such a child.

[JusticePetitioner]

Maury saying slut just seemed wrong lol

[NieyaSoul]

She need to sit her floppy ass down...lmbo

[page371069]

I love when her big ghetto butt falls on the floor.

[dariushenry88]

Was this fat bitch doing the Jerk? Dammit, how the hell can this fat bitch do the Jerk? Me, I can't even do the Tootsie Roll, much less The Jerk.

[hurricanekaila2009]

the audience is so two faced!! :D gotta luv em tho lol

[hothotheat3000]

The way Maury says slut at 1:11 cracks me up!

[hothotheat3000]

@toughgirl132 The people who come on here with ghetto accents ALWAYS call him that.

[johnrock882]

I've learned something from this show: Black guetto-ass cocky woman are always wrong

[chanel5647]

lmfaoo i wuld never show my face @ da maury show ever again...its like she kno it becuz soon as maury said it she was like o fuck it...smh dis show neva get old

[mark9241]

I HATE GRAMMAR MISTAKES!!! RAAH!! make me smash my laptop!!

[therazorsedge28]

I accidentally deleted a comment. Sorry to whoever posted it!

[MrBiz74]

@therazorsedge28 chris rock aint never lie when he stated that their are black people then there are niggers. majority of maury black guests are definetly NIGGERS. STUPID ASS AMERICAN NIGGERS. Their parents must be so proud.

[Raphael42589]

@MrBiz74 How are the white people on this show classified, then?

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

Crystal is one big fat joke! She talks shit saying the 2nd dude is the father and then boom..."You are NOT the father!" she runs and cries and swims on the floor. Maybe if she kept her fat ass legs closed then she WOULD know who her baby daddy is! She can pass for Gabourey Sidibe from "Precious", only that Gabourey has more class.

[WeaponXSigma]

@xxxWarriorGoddessxxx Well said

[MrMVMichaelVo]

2st? lol wow

[SweettieeGirl]

The Way She Cries Is Sooooooooooooooooooo Fake! U.u

[epicspoofz]

0:06 = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[NinjaDanerz]

I love when the women talk shit, and then the guy's not the father. :D

I find that sad when you sleep around so much, you don't know who fathered your child.

[RileyRichardz]

@NinjaDanerz I agree! Strongly! I cannot beleive it is so hard for women to close their fucking legs these days! Or use a condom!

[whypancakes15]

at 3:33.. is that da storm???!? (the youtuber)

[MeganM816]

@whypancakes15 Yea that's Destorm lol

[johnrock882]

@whypancakes15 yeah, he's destorm, he has a vlog where he goes to the M.show :D

[ENIGMARICKYRICK]

Daaam she FAT & Has little Titties & is a Dirty Bird. She must be Cursed.

[theabomation]

I got sea sick when Cystal started to Jerk.

[tinhatx]

2st...?

[therazorsedge28]

@tinhatx OK. I think this show has ruined my grammar skills.

[tinhatx]

@therazorsedge28

LOL, it has a certain mind numbing effect to it, I don't know how Maury himself can stand it day in and day out.

[epicspoofz]

@therazorsedge28 lol it haz ruined sure mah sk1llz gr@mm3r ove XD

[SBOWsteffan]

@therazorsedge28 thanks man i didn't know she went on again

[TSmitty3000]

Should've thought about that before sleeping around with different guys.

[HaligonianType1]

Where he at? Where he at? Hold up. Hold up.

[misspimpette9]

Don't nobody wanna see a fat-ass hoe jerk!! UGH!!!!

[hussein335]

will there be a part 2?

[OrangeLightning86]

0:06 what is that woman screaming for?

[bloodguzzler]

@OrangeLightning86 That time of the month

[ENIGMARICKYRICK]

What a Fat Fishy BiOoOooOoOatch.

[santana3212]

Don't rub it in? Come on, Maury...After all the junk she said about him? I like Gabriel's snickering at the end XD

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

@santana3212

@santana3212

She NEEDS somebody to rub it in. She talked shit about the 2 men she had tested, as if we didn't figure out she lets any man cum in her to the extreme that she can't even figure out who's the father of her kid. And I'm pretty sure those "shoes" and "clothes" she keeps bringing up is REALLY a shopping spree for herself.

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

Crystal gets cow-tipped once again!