【超扯童話血多】賣火柴小女孩 第二話 Crazy Woman in the Lake

[h000107]

0:05 冒出來的光環

0:08 瞬間移動失誤

0:10 猛男肌肉秀

0:15 湖中女神是來自童話故事「誠實的樵夫」

0:21 超扯的幻覺?!

0:30 有送沒送都一樣的下場

※附註：最終話，小女孩大姐「麥阿捏」說了紅心檜木製高級火柴，­結果小女孩火柴被沒收，小女孩也就逃過一劫，只不過湖中女神就沒­好下場了

[izayoi1995]

賣火柴的小女孩變成了死兩次的小女孩

[jm880224]

ㄎㄎ還不是一樣燒了照樣死= =

[TheYvonne2266]

好扯好扯好扯好扯好扯好扯扯扯扯扯扯扯扯扯呀!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>,<



[ch000338]

crazy woman in the lake ...

ㄎㄎ= =

[MsXspeed1]

紅心檜木高級火柴

是一般爛火柴進化版

燒的時間是爛火柴的50%

不過不會出現阿嫲

直接上天國

[alen81716]

最後一話怎會不見了!!!!!!!!!!!

我要看啦 好好笑的!!!!!!!!!

[coah478]

怎變一跟燒玩就出現女神了

[mythology1231]

ㄜ......蝦



[dddntk]

不是三枝一次燒完.........

[geminwanzo]

这集阿嬤好漂亮喔~~

[justforevercomment]

"好冷喔, 好羡慕喔" 难道是selina配的音~~ O.O

[OZG2008]

有差別嗎?..

[ew19960209]

我是妳爸。妳頭上那個是什麼?!

[neville4119]

搞不好那個仙子就是阿嬤也說不定 ~

[rty124578]

沒阿嬤

[8802012]

瞎ㄝ...

[p51052002]

爛火柴跟紅心檜木製高級火柴有差嗎?

燒起來的香味差別?!= =

到頭來還是死路一條

[w601312]

結論還是死路一條

[kalvin892004]

不出奶奶立刻死

[superpan399]

haha love it!

[stanleyoreo]

跟他撒謊

還會死嗎?

[icexnana]

奶奶要多出現啊=w=

[TheFabianLee]

阿還不是一樣死翹翹...

[weiyu82]

高級火柴也沒燒比較久= =

[edward0214]

突然發現這話奶奶沒出現

[bl1827xs]

為什麼女神不把他身上的圍巾送給小女孩啊....

[SuperJasonChan]

火柴都是來燒的,高低等級不是問題..- -'

[qoop272]

幹! 還是死XD

[v3vsiuman]

高級點的火柴還是死了

[karta0715138]

帶走噢=)

[aphrodite98]

配音配得超好笑的~~~~

[donlagmanx]

不行了。。。。。。呃

[pasido66]

完全沒差 XD

[Dog8602]

還不是死了

是啥麼火柴有差嗎?

[bsexp628067]

拿去無名這樣' u '

[h625242]

死了還可以在死一次喔?!?!?!

[tryit192187]

搞了老半天，火柴就是火柴....

[zhengguoguangxi]

高了火柴，半天就是半天- -

[aaa3900]

我拿囉

[Satine1329]

crazy woman in the lake 哈哈哈哈

[SuperToboe]

點了還是死翹翹......

[kc850112]

好瞎

不過超好笑的...

不愧是血多

 這種梗也想的出來(佩服..)

[assBATprince]

咪又係死...

[a77002825]

撲哈

太瞎了吧

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[Alvinmok711]

這根本是金銀斧吧=口=!!!

[stu774951]

這是金銀釜頭ㄉ故事嗎?

[girl0530]

我笑了= =最後那根紅心檜木火柴燒完還是得死= =

[willy05051997]

紅心檜木高級火柴

比一般爛火柴加快0.5秒出現效果

用的(時間)少，效果一樣好(還不都是小女孩會死==)

[genenots]

解釋的好＞口＜ｂ

解釋出梗哩－口－+ｂ

[toby2666131]

@willy05051997

你要從他有點的聲音那開始算

[gccbg05637]

跌倒的是作者- -

蘭堂血多

[unouluffme]

good!

[bleach9595]

哈哈！点了还是死~

[dfg640]

賣火柴的賣你打錯了..打成麥...

[ws0258963]

那個應該是個人習慣...

普通話這2個字是同音的..

[jameslausp]

我猜這是故意的

[Manekineko69]

please translate :)

[wks1524]

故事是這樣，只要把所有火柴燒完，小女孩就會死

[sugoda33]

女孩幹麻死啊?

[fl20d]

好棒好棒

[cyandic]

爛火柴(趴)

[hrcspkla]

金火柴？銀火柴？

[nina075]

好強喔

[focoket]

你頭上哪是什麼 @@

[key31115]

哈哈

還是死了

[zincthenoob]

高級火柴燒完還不是死掉。。笑死了

[JaeTeeTube]

xD 高级火柴！ 哈哈！

[seizai007]

.....

[Scatmn64]

wait, she died a second time? O_O

[flubberised]

还是死掉了！

[nonameCN326]

太搞了！！！ 烧完高级火柴后就死掉了。。。你们好厉害~

[antek0227]

太無言了 哈哈哈哈哈

[iamscott1023]

哈哈!!

她爸說"妳頭上是什麼??"

[buzzboy008]

HAHAH, THIS IS TERRIBLE.

this is just like happy tree friends

[esalandy]

火柴燒的比引線還快呢

[canyufly]

lol...

[heartbroken77845]

what kinda ending is that! XD

but still funny

[Zisty]

Epic? erm..

[win0308]

哈哈ㄏ，啥東西呀...=.=

[holitsuba]

哈哈 有創意XD

[sunpil]

の。。。

[Richore2]

And you are a low class racist with no sense of humor, fucker.

[nemnaisa]

Funny I was anticipating a response of this kind...a very predictable response.

[Richore2]

Who doesn't? even a retard can predict  it when he/she start a stupid comment like that.

[Richore2]

Owned

[jianliang22]

ya, n please tell me that those ppl who watch american idol to see ppl like william hung sing have a very high taste, dun go insulting people just because ur a dim wit and have a bad taste.

[sorrylieveschat]

So, what do you think of Happy Tree Friends then, American made

[Kuzner14]

Do u even understand chinese?

Learn chinese and try to comment again...

Geez kids these days....

[nemnaisa]

You presume quite a bit, which is very silly. You presume that I don't understand Chinese and that I am a kid. Anyway, you of course can freely enjoy these kind of silly, negative, and low class animations. I believe that these elements are destroying the Chinese generation and I don't find it funny. Who is kid and who is adult?

[Kuzner14]

And you presume tat you are an adult and tis is a low class animations, so you are the adult in ur thoughts while being a kid assuming tat tis is a low class animation without knowing de ingredient of the bun thus you are juz speaking no sense like a kid with a little spice of racism.... Hello sir, this is a animation for pure entertainment, no one wants ur son to burn matches and then die? Right? Can't you think logically?

[tobewasted]

maybe you should check out these translated versions i made.

ep1:watch?v=Vp9FrqwXu2k

ep2: watch?v=2A0P3Xn4tXo

i'm quite sure that'll help.

[darlietoothpaste]

A suffering of a little girl isn't funny. HOWEVER the suffering of an ANIMATED FICTIONAL girl is.

[Kuzner14]

Check ur dictionary for the correct definition of pervert and i dun argue wif kid like u... after u became mature then i'll be glad coz the world will hav one less ignorant punk~

[Kuzner14]

And sir, plz check my comment, when did i presume tat u don't speak chinese?

Hello????

I juz said tat u misunderstood and maybe u dun reli get wat is de content of tis video...

It's juz pure entertainment like WWE...

So u r presuming tat those bunch of ppl out there went to watch wrestling show bcoz they are pervert?

Geez...

[saraseral]

there's nothing pervy about this vid =.=;;

I know cuz I'm chiniese

[cl90990]

配音一级棒

[happy38380]

阿!!!

肚子好痛!!!

[lcefantasy]

LOL and her dad's like

O_O;; 你头上哪个是什么??

[AnnabelleCooper13]

poor girl, dies every time!

[Hermia904]

超好笑XDDD

[tobewasted]

english translation (the beginning) -i'm the little match girl -i'm your dad (these are repeat of the same dialog in ep1)and what's that over your head? (from firing the match) [spoiler] *a goddess appears* "did you just fired this poor match or this super luxury match?" "the poor match" "you are a honest girl and now i'll give you this super luxury match" *the girl fired the luxury match and her spirit flies away*

[EEQLI]

哈哈哈, 好搞笑的女神~

[inklight26]

好有梗！

I like it.

[momomoose]

LOL 到最後還是回到天國 XD

[Poofr]

Dead the 2nd time, amen...

[reitube2]

聲音有經過特殊處理嗎好可愛哦!笑暈

[oilyc]

要推！這個太好笑了！！！

[wljimkk]

哈~

[xgodtw]

有中我的笑點XDDD

[jpgif617]

果然有夠特別～好好笑阿！

[evilivy666]

LOL

[xppower2001]

haha I like it

[gab0430]

哈哈..哈哈..無言中="=還是推一下好哩...