Goldie Lookin Chain-Your Mother's Got a Penis

[GazD500]

Have not heard this pure genius work for years!

[lovebugg352]

i was messing around wifff my bestie and i came across dis! im in love wiff dis song!

[Jonny123898]

lolwtf did I just watch

[thekenster2002]

ha....until today this moment in my life - I had no love for the Welsh............its all changed now-excellenty tune!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vZombiex]

THIS MAKES PROUD TO BE WELSH!!

[MegaRedrum96]

you can see her ball bag jiggling to the sound of the beat of her feet. LOL

[maraphernalia]

Omg, this song was the most hilarious thing when I was 12. I'm almost 18, and it still cracks me up

[HaksterHambly]

LMFAO amazing rapper!

[StephenLynas1]

0:09... Was that... It can't be... Was that Buckfast?

[Govanmauler]

@StephenLynas1 You know it , the demon buck !

[BoabBarca]

@StephenLynas1 aye definitely tonic, what else?

[TheThunderTheo]

really good rapper

[Wankshaftsbury]

What's the keyboard part they're sampling?

[Shabba691]

@Wankshaftsbury Behind the mask

[Wankshaftsbury]

@Shabba691

no it isn't

[fatbutmajestic]

this was a total let down, there isn't even any pictures of maws with penises

[ColonelCymru]

0:10 - Orrai?

[PKHaxorz]

I lolzed.

[glio54]

...what the fuck did I just witness

[GayBaconStrips]

Im Welsh.

I would rather have Goldie Looking Chain represent my country than Justin Bieber or beyonce any day!

[junkybabes]

@GayBaconStrips i don't blame you mate... most welsh people i've met are funny as fuck and up for a laugh, a piss up and good time... good on ya...

[m0adn]

behind the mask - yellow magic orchestra

[MrJakesonline]

who LOVES JUSTIN BIEBER

*cough*

THATS RIGHT NOBODY

[XsmethersX]

21 people mothers have penises and there dads hav pussys

[DomoSoDope]

21 peoples' mothers have penises

[sdraver92]

@DomoSoDope your 4 months to late lol

[rafal9091]

really funny and all ur moms have penises

[TheSSMusicChannel]

Class act... Maggot for Prince of Wales.......

[CardiffLad97]

Funny song

[Neall07]

BAAA

[MsSchwachsinn]

I didn't understand anything except "Your mother's got a penis"....

[MCFCRuss]

lol jokes song

[PinkyPurply]

Thumbs up if you know all the lyrics ;)

[WhoIsRIPONICA]

@PinkyPurply i listen to this song EVERY day like 5 times a day so now i know EVERY word by heart <3

[TCFDespair1]

...

[iliginjaili]

I'd love these guys to collaborate with Dirty Sanchez...

[XRevengeDeRomanticaX]

Wales, you have the best music scene. GLC are just the icing on the cake!

[yyttroll]

Your GAGA's Got a Penis

[TheEdwardtheBooble]

Ahem ...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLE­EEEEEEEEEES!



[rileysdad1976]

forgot how funny this is. showed my 11yr old son this. hope he doesnt go home to his mum and say "ur mothers gotta penis" lol

[B3NN10N]

@rileysdad1976 Great parenting skills! Jeremy Kyle anytime soon?

[Jezavayne03]

is it weird to say the lead singer is a hottie? :P

[ajdavies59]

Good old Welsh Lads!! welsh and proud :D

[syreete]

omfg so funny!!!! keep forgetting bout these guys

[moobit]

Childish yet hugely funny...

[bombkangaroo]

16 people's mothers have penises.

[ginx2666]

@bombkangaroo Why I wasn't surprised that eventually someone will try to beg for recognition by comment of that sort? And why it is utterly fucking pathetic?

[Lauisababe]

cracks me up everytime :')



[MrSteffan123456789]

proud to be welsh :L

[Naclement1]

it sucks lol i'm a nigga and we re better fuck u

[syreete]

@Naclement1 any need why do u feel the need to call urself a nigga? its a derogartory term nothing to be proud of these boys are having a laugh so why be so negative?

[Naclement1]

@syreete I was trolling ! I'm not black and even not from a english country !

[MGVaughan1986]

Filmed in Hemel Hempstead...

[skiningspliffs]

im happy that i was born in cardiff alltho i would like 2 ave been born in newport :L

[iWelshyKID]

WELSH PEOPLE RULE

[robsidiotcrew2]

@iWelshyKID yes ...yes we do :D

[TheInsider3000]

@iWelshyKID mate they dont even rule themselves

[niteterror2k7]

16 peoples mothers have a penis

[missSTACEY291]

so proud to be a welshy munn x)

[promonkey3]

makes me proud to be in newport :P

[stinger1873]

Good old bottle of bucky lol :P

[dtudd]

people will you just like this for no reason :)

[HoMiCiDaLJeSuZ]

@dtudd No. No they won't.

[scottster97]

hyur, alrai

[knightfromoutzide]

That accent of the shop clerk is welsh?

[ShikariSheep]

welsh and proud!

[bxxks]

i once visited the welsh town of frgeijfevyhfeyhfenefjeejwhig

[usedtowork]

@bxxks it's pronounced "kent"

[markar07]

sheep shaggers?

[andrewomalia]

@markar07 We shag em you eat em

[HoMiCiDaLJeSuZ]

@andrewomalia Nicked that from Mr. Ling Ping

[LilLbw]

haha lol!

[redownse]

an anover fing: don't come back inhieeeööö

[Skywatcher17]

It's so cool how they sampled Behind The Mask. :D

[freshdamon]

Eric Clapton, behind the mask

[AnimalsRightToDance]

baby boy and girl says: mama give me milk from your penis...

[zBiONiiKzZxx]

my dad showed me this wen i was 7 pmsl i am now 13 and i get it all now lol

[hedgehog450]

this isnt what us welsh people do in our spare time i swear ;) :L

[R3V4G3]

12 peoples mums have penis's

[xVioletEyesx]

Used to listen to these when I was younger! I was like 8 :L

[CRAIGSGAMES123]

@xVioletEyesx Lol same...I liked all there songs :D

[LittleJacob1000]

1:18 the butchers line funny as :L:L

[rockyshooter745]

nice

[rockyshooter745]

nice

[EpiGuitarz]

so this is what they do when they're not shaggin' sheep! lol

[tomjerr23]

WALES!!!!!

[BrocksMum1]

This song is about me

[lillyyxox]

A WOMEN WITH A COCK TIDIEEEEEE!! :D

[Marbach1878]

11 people's mothers got penises

[funnyt74228]

This vid deserves way more views..

[SuperEggfart]

word. my mother really DOES have a penis. I was some sort of freak accident, & also later became the victim of one. I HAD a penis, but sadly lost it due to the force of my straight from the bowels of hell farts. I just finished off an afternoon at the all you can eat curry buffet, & sharted my innards out completely. the unbelievable force blew my dick straight off my pelvis. I now roam this earth sans penis, with a freak of a mother. someone please tell me its gonna be okay?

[doodoobubble]

@SuperEggfart Despite god apparently smiting you having a woman with cock & balls shit you out, then cruelly taking away your family jewels, this god also blessed you. i clicked on your profile and saw that you are THE Austin O'Brien, star of Last Action Hero, Prehysteria, My Girl 2 and the Babysitters Club. All your life you've not just shook hands with BEEF, you've EMBRACED BEEF, PRAISED BEEF, and just lived the BEEF N ROLL lifestyle many a 12 year kid watching you dreamed. YOURE A LEGEND!

[SuperEggfart]

@doodoobubble Sigh, yes, It is I, Austin O'Brien. But its not all just Beef n Cheese burritos bein be. Its tough. REAL tough. I once had the world at my feet: Movies, Fame, Hot Babes like Anna Clumsky at my beck & call. But I lost it all, thanks to the worst case of IBS the world has yet to see. I have been studied by science, & this is fact - My ass is a liability, so no studio will hire me. I now live as a FREAK, like the Elephant Man, workin the Coney Island circuit lighting my farts on fire!

[doodoobubble]

@SuperEggfart Every 10 to 12 year old male wanted to be you dude! You had it all Austin! You rolled with The Terminator, made quality movies, dated hot babes & shook hands with beef. Though it wasn't just the IBS that destroyed you was it? Come on Austin we all read the tabloids with the Clumsky incident, then multiple other child actors stories of working with you. There was something darker inside of you, a malfeasance that drove you to beef & humiliate others. Where did this come from?

[SuperEggfart]

@doodoobubble You just had to go there, didnt you? Look, I underwent a bowel transplant @ the age of 3, since I blasted holes thru all my diapers, but this only made my farts MORE unpredictable. When I learned I couldnt control my flatulence, something just took over & I got off on making others squirm. I once trapped an intern on the My Girl 2 set in a lift for 1 hour & filled it with my noxious gas til she nearly died from shit filling her lungs. This has shamed me & made me a pariah! KILL ME!

[doodoobubble]

@SuperEggfart Shit forgive me Austin. You're a bit of a hero of mine & to tell you the truth that's the BEEF N ROLL lifestyle me & all my friends loved. We loved that you were a bad boy beefer. You did what we could only dream off - beefing on people till they choked, beefing on kittys till they passed out, forcing a fart inhaler mask on Anna Clumsky till she had a brain hemorrhage. You know? You weren't no pussy assface Hayley Joel Osmond. You walked on the wild side of beef.

[SuperEggfart]

@doodoobubble I humbly accept your praise, but in the same beef, its peeps like you that perpetuate this SICK notion that deBEEFing others is coo' & edgy. Its not. I have learned that with age. Like finely aged beef, I too have become more tender in years past. I look back at my bad boy antics & cringe. Sure, it rocked @ the time, but it ruined my career & my relationships. Last time I beefed, Arnold S just looked @ me w disgust & told me Id never beef in this town again. It was my lowest hour.

[doodoobubble]

@SuperEggfart Hey Austy, you see to protest a little too much with your apparent offence at my love of your beefing antics. I'm a fellow beefer. I live my life according to beef. I've seen The Fartblower Man & christ you seem to be loving beefing on that chick out of dream. It's nothing to be ashamed of. We all have peccadillo's. Some people like to dress up for kicks, some like whipped cream, we just happen to like the sweet sweet BEEF from the anus. BEEFING IS THE SEX!

[SuperEggfart]

@doodoobubble STOP IT!!! JUST STOP IT, MKAY?!? ITS IN THE PAST! I've become a NEW Austin, BEEF FREE & CLEAN! Beefing is like a drug for me - The smell of a freshly ripped fart hitting my nose, then brain? God, it takes me places! Shit & you got me craving a fresh air biscuit to the face! I've been in INTENSIVE hypnotherapy & sought help from Tony Mortimer's medium to reach the spirit of my dead, penised mother so I can find closure BUT DAMN YOU OPENED THAT DOOR & I NEED TO GET BEEFED ON LIKE NOW

[doodoobubble]

@SuperEggfart Dude, dude you can't change who you are. This will only cause more harm & pain. I know, I looked to religion for a beef / fart fetishist cure. A supposedly exbeefer named Tim blessed me in the name of Jesus Christ & said I'd been cured. The guy turned out to be a total HYPOCRITE (a bit like you here!) as I unknowingly beefed on him in a beef house. From then on I knew beefing was me. know that beefing can be a sign of affection in a loving relationship with your partner.

[SuperEggfart]

@doodoobubble But how do I find such a FARTner? Every girl I've ever loved has been repulsed by my beefs from hell! They really do reek like a sulfur pit! Who could ever love me? I no longer have my boyish charm or floppy bowl cut, just some Nic Cage hairplugs, but GINGE, a slight pooch like 911's Lee, & the worst case of IBS ever 2 b studied by science. WHO WOULD SLEEP BESIDE THAT! Ever see that Lifetime flick 'Mother May I Sleep W Danger?' WHO WOULD LET THEIR DAUGHTER SLEEP W BEEF? Impossible!

[Gangafy]

@SuperEggfart HA!

[monies74]

11 peoples mothers have a penis

[Monsterist76]

Great tune. Great production. GREAT sample. Its a shame "guns dont kill people,,," got all the airplay. Understandable though considering the chorus of this one!

[Highification]

pure gold :D (Y)

[unclegusyo]

COME ON WEMBLEY!

[lillyyxox]

11 people didnt want to blow the elephant trunk.....

[hughes7520]

@lillyyxox No.

[facebag666]

@lillyyxox and you do?..... fag

[razoredge198]

@lillyyxox but the people who liked it did?

[CGA1123]

Christmas number 1

[xXskaterdudeXx111]

i watched this when i was 5 i just sed to my dad:Your mother's got a penis XD

[sturgesser1]

makes me proud to be british

[skiningspliffs]

@sturgesser1 WELSH !!!!

[BiATom411]

@skiningspliffs Who'd be proud to be welsh? .-.

[wrightyboy666]

@sturgesser1

makes me proud not to be welsh

[SilentRio]

@sturgesser1 WELSH you English Barrsterd ;-)

[Reaprzz]

@sturgesser1 ..... Welsh.

[misternut6]

@sturgesser1 ow mate there not british there fucking welsh

[Daz555Daz]

@misternut6 , so yeah. British as well then.

[Flamestrke]

@misternut6 your actually spastic, wales is in britain, fuck me

[BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

@sturgesser1 Makes me ashamed to be northern.

Haha just kidding, I was already ashamed of that.

[KieranMac17]

@sturgesser1 Makes me proud to be Welsh! :P

[funkyfunker]

@KieranMac17 sheep shagger

[Brazilianairess]

TIDY!

[AnOpheliaComplex]

Tidy.

[carboncopy0]

Yellow Magic Orchestra - Behind The Mask

[Bonertronica]

Niggers.

[funnyt74228]

lol most epic song ever

It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street

To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

[TheYoughurtMan]

Like this for elaphant trunk!

[EnglishTalkRight]

i told ya

[eitherwaybarneyrubbl]

my mother DOES have a penis ;-)

[drewitt189]

sick tune !

[iiRudeBoi]

nice one

[rhysccfc1]

I was gunna qrite a letter, but i thought fuck that ill write a song its much better " :L lmao ledgends

[zakugm]

short dress on wich exposed the tip of he dong LMAO

[MCFCRuss]

'' SHE GOT ME REALLY DRUNK N MADE ME KISS HER ELEPHANT TRUNK''

PMSLLL

[LaxeTheKing]

Awesome song, rofl.

[SwedishPepparkakor]

halloy?

[maxk880]

gay song but brilliant

[ed1ss]

Sums up the Welsh...

[xDarknest07x]

ok just stfu..your mothers got a penis

XD

[Rogu3ofAZEROTH]

R0FLMAO!!

[mcebe]

Off to ASDA to do the running man on the checkout!

[crapy7888]

I live in teh uk, it's not that great.....but the music is okay....

[Tommiclio]

@crapy7888 As apposed to what kind of music..

The UK.....isthe HUB of great music!.....Some of THE most iconic/legendary musicians/bands have come from the UK!!..

[echosofthedeep]

@Tommiclio dont forget comedians :)

[HaloPlayer96]

fucking hilarious, "she made me kiss her elephant trunk" fucking class XD

[juelcourtney]

dude me & my friend just found this & it's like the best thinnnnggg ever

"what do we want to listen to?" "yer mothers penis" "Thats it, I'm typing it in" BEST THING EVER! :DDDDDDDD

[kane123crazy]

best song ever

[jelleyman123]

sheep shaggers

[mazzijify]

@jelleyman 123 us welsh r proud of our sheep shagging r u jealous lol

[jelleyman123]

@mazzijify what ever floats your boat welsh noble LOL

[pwnednub5]

@jelleyman123 l0l0l

[djseddonzz]

fuking funny as

[alphaecho100]

Come here boys! Never seen a woman with a cock before? Come 'ere! PMSL

[britishgirl1994]

proper Newport boys!!! :D

[LemonSqueezieh]

Welsh And Proud

From Wrexham

[ILimzee]

@LemonSqueezieh Same mate what parts

[zipblade]

welsh look like twats

[closertofiftythanyew]

@zipblade

They look a bit like you then butt?

zipblade, you are too hard on yourself, son.

[billead]

@LemonSqueezieh you knows it

[chesterfc2011]

@LemonSqueezieh we love you chester we do we love you chester we do ohhhhhh chester we love you

[mikeot85]

@LemonSqueezieh me too, good on ya!

[Govanmauler]

1:56 

[nipnipnipfirecracker]

My mother has got a penis.

[jimthestuntman]

Newport! :D

Proud to say im from where these guys are from haha

[Sadhbhishness]

Who the hell could not like this??????????????????????/

It's the troof man, his muvver 'ave actually got a penis!

XD

[theETOkid1]

I was in Sweden, and I was stuck at the hotel and bored. I was fliping channels, and saw this video. I love UK humor, it's so twisted haha

[Drlupinmario]

skip to 0:40 lol

[fatboytom150]

@vortexProducer these are welsh chavs not scummy chavs from england

[IMeeRkaaaT]

"The Song"