Old McDonalds Advert

[TheSatchmosaurus]

He has a water-cup on his nose...

[OverusedJoke]

Back then advertisements were filmed with hamburgers.

[pitufo69]

thats like it from stephen king

[JEmricR]

Save one of those burgers kid...I'm gonna need the grease from it for lube later when I rape you.

[JEmricR]

@JEmricR Oh wait, I'll just conjure up another burger from my crotch...POOF!!!

[JEmricR]

So this is where the priests got the idea...it all makes sense now.

[KatzRule45]

How did that clown change to the even more creepy one we have today?

[SiMpSoN6644]

is that a cup on his face? WTF

im sure they could have done a little better than that

[360GamingBoss]

Real old, REAL creepy.

Well you for surely got that right.

[Igitard]

oddly enough I am creeped out...

[666Shinedown]

Later Timmy was found dead in a dumpster!

[2000sDigitalBoy]

Mysterious clown offers me food and tries to convince me he's not a stranger so that he can grab me by the arm and lead me to who-knows-where.

Seems legit.

[thest0rmyblu]

I don't care if you're from Cracked, or tv tropes, or even fucking redtube. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[flippyfan1234]

Holy fuck.

[metakight4]

later little timmy was found dead in the dumpster..........

[ScottFlicks]

so you're basically telling kids, if some man in a dark can with tinted windows comes up to you, gives you free burgers and says he's mcdonalds, that means to trust him, go in his van, and try to find the stick? ok, thats not right

[McJackolai]

@ScottFlicks whats wrong with you? Try to find the stick? Where the fuck did that come from? And he did not say he was Mcdonalds, HE IS RONALD DUMBASS

[flipysrevenge96]

Greetings from TVTROPES!

[115386acer]

hamburger meet:childern

ketch up;blood

french fried:rosted fingers

smoothie:you dont want to know

[livetboffil13]

he,s got a cup on his fucking nose

[HYPNOGLANCE87]

and your mom also told you not to eat anything a stranger gives you you dumbfuck lmao XD 

[albinowolf2]

Little Johnny soon became employed as the hamburgular!

[Bentendo222]

LOL "I'll give you 3 more hamburgers!" *pulls 3 hamburgers off of a tray tied to his crotch* At least he didn't pull it out of his pants.

[FelipexProductions]

...Litlle Johnny was never seen again

[magnacore11]

Didn't Pennywise say something remarkably similar to some kid in the movie "It"? Offered him a balloon??

[grimmmm5]

Ronald McDonald's dad. Passed away due to Meth overdose.

[22Videogameaddict]

Snowflake button for the win

[dathwampeer]

Great, now pedos are going to be walking around with trays on their nethers supplying kids with 3 hamburgers to prove they're just hamburger happy clowns.

.. Then they strike.

[logik316]

@dathwampeer

No kidding. And they could easily put that costume together from whatever leftover crap they can find in the dumpster.

[dathwampeer]

@logik316 exactly. And you don't even wanna know whats in their special sauce.

[TehUltimateSnake]

and he was never seen again...

[SuperNikolai23]

@TehUltimateSnake ,hey you bootlegged me , just kidding :]

[TehUltimateSnake]

@SuperNikolai23

Wow how did I not see your comment lol.

[SuperNikolai23]

sadly that kid was never seen again

[MrGamingOtaku]

He keeps the cheese under his ballsack

[nazikiwe]

...and that is how John Wayne Gacy got started...

[artsfreak98]

What's the matter, Georgie?

[thedevilscolt88]

holy shit, thats river phoenix from stand by me.

[chachande]

"Hi! Weren't those McDonald's hamburgers delicious?"

"My mom told me never to talk to strangers."

"Well, guess what, kid? You're talkin' to one right now."

[Kpeevers]

Just eat the self replicating hamburgers and hold my hand back to my house!

[Jcolinsol]

He's literally delivering those hamburgers from a platform on his CROTCH.

[pacitto1000]

i can count the pixels

[Youtub3rh4x0r]

Here i'll prove it ! I'll make you obese in 0.11 seconds !

[LemonCurdAddict1234]

0:30 How does giving the kid three more hamburgers prove that he's Ronald McDonald?

[Thegamingdefinition]

omg i bet he raped that kid after the song

[tirsden]

@Thegamingdefinition honestly, even for as creepy as this commercial is, Ronald gives the impression of being a bottom...

[AFirmKickInThePants]

so if a molester dresses up as Ronald McDonald it's fine cause he's Ronald McDonald?

[jacksonwilliams19]

"You're not a stranger, you're just a creepy clown"

[telemangreek]

sick

[games767]

0:47,DAT ASS!! EWWWWWW!! JUST PAUSE THEN YOULL SEE

[eclectica1]

Looks more like Worzel Gummidge on a day off.

[games767]

@Chosonbuddy i gotta question for ya.

[chosonbuddy]

@games767  ??

[games767]

@chosonbuddy are you a mario fan?? ya no from nintendo?

[chosonbuddy]

@games767 it's quiet random to hear a question like that from a old mc donald commercial my friend ^^

[chosonbuddy]

@games767  i love nintendo!!! I like Mario , Mega Man , zelda and castlvania!!! :)

[Neko3Noskire]

ronald mcdonald is the only clown that isnt creepy

[Zac6230]

That kid skipped of with him to eat more "meat" provided by Ronald, after the hamburgers, come the hotdogs!. Ronald is then on his way to buy a white van and grow a beard while wearing a trench coat

[victoriscool1]

this was a how-to video for child molestors..to show them how...

[chosonbuddy]

@victoriscool1 deat God What has the world come to!!!?

[bazzurlump23]

Fucking creepy weird what u may call it?

[meetmeatskyline]

Why the hell I am watching this..:O

[0neofthem]

ronald molested the kid afterwards with those three hamburgers.

[Aqua333444]

MAGIC....

[chosonbuddy]

it looks more like the kids going to rape him

[bambadep]

There's nothing creepy about a clown that can pull hamburgers out of thin air, that's fucking delicious.

[games767]

IT DEFENITLY IT WHO AGREES THE CLOWN IS LIKE IN THE MOVIE IT?????

[chosonbuddy]

@games767 It's IT Alright!!!!!! O.O  PennyWise the Fucking dancin clown

[AloeWildii]

I wonder how many sex offenders considered dressing up as Ronald McDonald after seeing this commercial.

[14eltopo]

WTF????

[MrVenom1994]

wtf ronald just took that kid an tell that kid to stop touching that clown

[HYPNOGLANCE87]

kid: hey your ronald mcdonald/ ronald: yes i am do you want something special from me uhhh/ kid: sammy/ ronald sammy do you want to see something special from me?/ sammy:sure ......3 years later sammy was found dead in the bathroom stall....wtf kind of commerrcial would show this and say hey its ok to talk to strangers idc if he is ronald hes still a stranger because he has a real name besides ronald

[REALDEALRIPTV]

I used to have nightmares about ronald mcdonald when I was a kid

[fred1337able2]

no he is a stranger

[BladesofSora]

It somehow reminds me of Tin man from the wizard of oz

[MusicManAustralia]

Hmm taking food from strangers. Nods..

[spartanW43]

Hrm... i wonder what would happen if a kid approached me...

Kid: My mom said never to talk to strangers.

spartan_w43: I'm no stranger, i'm spartan_w43

Kid: well you sound like a spartan...

spartan_w43: I'll prove it, here let me smite you down with this sword.

[Yousgotprobs]

am i the only one not scared by these

[MrBlaze54321]

Ronald mcdonald raping kids since 1950s!

[MickeyLS]

hard to believe that clown is willard scott!

[Tubofluxar]

ho shit...

[gdogg395]

this is fucking scarry shitt.. lol fuck thaaat

[Lizzy91438]

This commercial really shows what their hamburgers look like. If you see one on tv now a days they're all big and juicy but really they're all saggy and discusting.

[PairyHenis1]

that clown is related to john wayne gacy

[The1AndOnlyMike]

Now I fancy eating a burger a stranger dressed in a clown costume gave me.

[Ryanminiplanetlover]

kid: well you sound like ronald mcdonald ronald: come in my van and ill prove it :D kid: um OK! :D

[MrSinister1979]

Ronald McDonald: Monster Clown. Any kid who'd go anywhere with that mutant monstrosity is clearly going to end up as hamburger meat...

[brojoe44]

@MrSinister1979 oh my god so he takes the little boy to mcdonalds but it dosn't show after it! of course! he rapes the boy in the freezer and then they put him in the "cow" proccessors!

[obermegalutschoar]

"Mom told me never to talk to strangers."

"Well, your mom is right as always. But I'm a clown-hamburger hybrid! Here, watch we perform satanic magic to summon hamburgers made of the flesh of sinners from the depths of hell!"

[loaisthe11]

Willard, eeeew, what were you thinking? CREEPY AS HELL.

[briancanhasit]

PREPARE YOUR ANUS.

[KatiB88]

this is exactly like the beginning of IT.

[pinkdinodude]

That kid is gone.....Mcdonalds has sessed the kid

[Big5000K]

READY YOUR ANUS CHILDREN.

[JohnnyLovely2]

This reminds me of a movie... When the little boy said "Mom told me never to talk to strangers", I immediately thought of the movie "IT"! lol.

[sdmitch16]

0:47 He rips his hand out of the kid's, probably while shouting "Get your dirty hands off me you damn dirty, child!"

[Jeffrocks10]

@sdmitch16 y do you sick ppl think ronald mc donald is creppy how would you feel being neglected by all those ppl if u where him?

[sdmitch16]

@Jeffrocks10 I feel pretty happy there was no one to see if I practiced my routine while working for a company with a billion dollar advertising budget.

[boberplon]

PEDERAST

[rrbrown813]

The clown from Stephen King's "It" couldn't be any scarier. Yes, he is Ronald McDonald and he's still pretty strange! lol....

[CosbyTheCaterpillar]

if he's not suppose to talk to strangers why did he just eat the hamburger from a stanger?

[rrbrown813]

@CosbyTheCaterpillar Ditto. This commercial is full of confusing "lessons" for the kids. 

[sairitalastar123]

omg he was so weird!!!! damm that is not healthy at all!!!!! to many burgers!!!!

[shaneoinsaino210]

do the shakes float?..........

[johnfranky71]

don't take candy from strangers......the same applys with hamburgars!

[thecarreyman2323]

Remember kids: It's ok to accept hamburgers from clowns who wear cups on their nose and a box on his head

[igbalt]

Didn't Pennywise the clown pull that same, "I'm not a stranger" shit in Stephen King's It? God damn that is one scary ass clown!

[Sorvea]

you know this is the guy that does the Smuckers Jar segmints on the Today show...

[Deke101]

@Sorvea Yes, that's Willard Scott. He is OLD school hella creepy.

[ViciousLatina]

You know, Michael Jackson wore a very similar nose piece. And I heard he fashioned himself a squeeze horn for the kiddies very like this one, only he wore it on his penis. At least now we know where his inspiration came from...hehehehhe

[Apollomasque]

That makeup looks like it was applied by a drunken boxer.

[Kelter82]

This is like a pedo handbook....

[randomancrossoverfan]

McDonalds Drive in Restraunt *creepy voice* ITS HIS FAVORITE PLACE IN TOWN.

[HWolfeIII]

Wow, and I thought the current one was disturbing!

[CHRLPTRSN]

I'm lovin' it!

[lexborges]

where is the Pedo Bear?

[randomancrossoverfan]

@lexborges Ronald McDonald is Pedo Bear's FATHER.

[zachmasterzach]

wow, that kid probably has high cholesterol now...or, should I say MOLESTerol!!!

[omgggadam3]

@zachmasterzach HAHA

[magictorcon]

hmmm so if i dress up as Ronald MCDonald kids will love me!!!

[ViciousLatina]

@magictorcon If you dress up as Ronald McDonald today, kids will kick your ass. LOL!!

[magictorcon]

@ViciousLatina haha, yeah thats soo true, and pplus there are the cops n shit

[thaLegendaryGuy]

He's Dead

[Poodlepups]

Hey...my hamburger's got a hair in it!

[brojoe44]

@Poodlepups oh god that must be disguisting

[TriplJaston]

In the end the pedo clown Ronald stole that little boy and he was never seen again.

[montotosk]

And then the clown fuck the little boy in the parking lot.

NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS KIDS!

[thehoosierfortheUK]

This reminds me so much of the scene from It where Pennywise appears in the storm drain and kills off Georgie!

[MrFlipFlopvids]

hes ronald rapist of this town

[capboy55]

this ronald mcdonald and the one we have now should have a duel like the two old psice guys did..

[Ch0coDK]

Thankfully, they changed Ronald's design and he doesn't have a cup for a nose anymore.

[brojoe44]

AND THIS IS WHY I EAT A BURGER KING

[Ilovemariofan]

@brojoe44 But what about that king?

[AntichristianDemonaz]

dude... Your mom is right

[ColdSteelSRK3]

I fucking lol'd at this

[snowman9318]

THEY ALL FLOAT

[TimeStrider]

What this story doesn't tell is that little Johnny grew up - and gained over 400 lbs! Unhappy with his life and needing someone to blame he found a Liberal attorney practicing in New York and sued Ronald's a** for every nickel he could get! Johnny won a 30 million dollar lawsuit with the Liberal attorney taking a 20% cut.

And Ronald? He was last seen wandering Interstate 5 coked out of his gourd and mumbling something or other about hamburgers.

[MOSESI]

This is the EXACT method I use to get kids to come into my van

[HerbWalker]

Can you imagine how this actor felt getting THIS role to play and then looking back on it? WOW, CooooooooooRNY!

[TSCherryGirl]

WTF?!?!?!?! Now I'll have nightmares for the rest of my life.. ROTFL

[mikvance]

WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS?!

[UnknownGunslinger]

No kid dont follow him. Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

[GeneralGiantPanda]

Shut the hell up and accept the balloons already.

[SasoriTheOverlord]

This is most likely said already but still.

You do not talk to strangers but you certainly should eat things they drop. LOGIC

[TheAgent41]

hes just fattening this kid up so he can devour him later

[damarul]

Great. Now every rapist is going to dress up as Ronald Mcdonald and hand hamburgers out to kids

[GameSoundtracksFM]

Holy crap that was a fuckin Ronald McPedophile advertisement!

[Y34HT045T]

Wow, that "My mom told me not to take things from strangers"/"She's right, I'm Ronald McDonald!" EXACTLY mirrors the opening exchang between Pennywise and George in IT.

[AmyGaga100200]

i hate clowns!!!! ok? wheres my gun? lol

[sparroestar22]

Ronald McPedoBear

[normandyangel]

this just strengthened my fear of clowns..what is one that things head and how old is this

[mthzb]

little did poor little johnny know, those delicious mcdonalds hamburgers were laced with arsenic

[anastaisa100]

they all float to mcdonalds yesss they all floaaat

[10fletchercha]

and that's how you rape kids...

[WetCoyote]

Grimace comes later after getting butt raped.

[mrjoegrennon]

Looks kind of like Gary Busey.

[akanatsu13]

D: I fear for my ass's safety.

[Kane78870]

Good Idea Ronald one Burger was not enough for the little kid oh no lets give em 3 more.

[ttlypwnd]

Never accept food from strangers... unless they are dressed as clowns.

[DASSAM71]

kid should have pushed him down ROFLOL !

[Olivia13451]

What a petifile.

[xXRoganeXx]

@JkAllTheTym Yep...:P do you?

[JkAllTheTym]

@xXRoganeXx haha yup!! lol

[happymage23]

If I saw someone like that, I'd go to the other side of the street.

[Cocarat206]

This little boy was never seen again, sadly.

[Johnrobot5623]

@Cocarat206 you stole my words out of my mouth or you were thinking what i was thinking and one of us was going to say that in the comments if you were then you must be my twin... or not! XD

[Sonofdracula1]

The last words sounded so creepy.

[DragonHeart9610]

wtf 0_0

[D1noG]

Was Willard Scott ever Not creepy?