Jason, killer of crystal lake murdering people everywhere on sight at the camp in most horrible brutal ways such as chopping them in half, freezing there faces and crushing on counters, decapitating them as soon they come in to sight,
calling a guy who tells off people that have no taste for music, a cold hearted bastard
@ledgend123ify What the- how did you even come to that conclusion? how in the holy hell do you take a little spat on proper language and end up with child abuse?!
get some help, man! (and a taste in music, because ms cyrus can't even sing her way out of an elementary school's talent show)
@keniakittykat dude music cds are expenseive as hell usally there s only one song on there i care about and i dont have my own computer so i can t download any
(And to answer your original question, it's all autotune, baby.)
Anyway, good music you ask? Well if you're looking for good lyrical content with some intelligence and/or talent I'd suggest:
The Gorillaz, Pink floyd (the wall is one of the best albums ever made), 2pac, linkin park pink, rem, the cooks, nailpin, daft punk, nightwish, Robyn, Jason Becker, Genesis, groove armada, the foo fighters, hell even Barry Mannilow has more listenable songs!
@ledgend123ify I meant that it must suck not to to be able to download any music while short on cash. That would be a BIG problem for me. No insult intended, it's just a sad situation.
@StarTheHedgehog759 No No, Sonic The Hedgehog was classic so long as you're playing the original 1,2,3 w/Knuckles. Even 3D was playable. The question you should've asked was what he does to people looking for Justin Bieber. If Hannah Montana makes his shot them, I'm quite sure that people looking for Bieber will suffer a very slow, painful death via having to listen to that crap at full volume repeatedly, while being locked in a sound proof room. That way you can't hear the music yourself.
@HeyShay43 I know but his voice irritated the fucking hell outta me. would you rather listen to that for a few more minutes and have your brain go numb, or would you just kill him already and have Satan deal with his bitching?
@HeyShay43 no. not even purgatory. not even the everlasting white blankness of nothing deserves him. send him to nothingness. like space, where no one can hear you scream.
@vincent6445 slit tht little bitch's throat and render him of his vocals, tht way no matter where he goes tht little fucker can't annoy the hell out of anyone or anything, there problem solved
I'm wondering how this guy would respond to a guy taking a cross-section of the golden years of rock, then asking for a couple dozen Beiber albums "for use as target practice"
@GhostWolf130 lol, well I was just giving some general options. If you want creative....
A U.S.S.R. Nuclear powered submarine rocker launcher filled with thousands of disease ridden, pissed off animals and people. Combined together with emo's, remote clay bombs, thousands of pissed off weasels and heat seeking missals. Followed behind with a U.S. 1st class nuclear navy submarine filled with first class murder death row members, who are are starving for a final kill that are sent out to to find
@GhostWolf130 all the living and dead family members of Justin Beiber and his fans to kill them in a slow, sadistic pleasurable manner, in any way they see fit. Then are allowed to be released back into the world to go in multiple killing spree's for 10 years before being re-arrested and sentenced to death row once more.
@Jorfen12345 the law says that when you are over 15 you can have sex with anybody that is also over 15, doesnt matter if an 18 year old is having sex with someone that is 15 years old.
feed me..
ibeg4prod 13 hours ago in playlist 4y-records
ahhh omg that was funny
nultimok 4 days ago
Is it weird that the cash register is my favorite character?
BreezeNightingale 1 week ago
@BreezeNightingale no
ledgend123ify 1 week ago
I Think At 0:36 Pee Wee Is FAPPING Or He's Dieing????
GN77340 1 week ago
@Marix2Rinku ummm... Yeah JB was very much dumped out of disneys butt just like 90% of the artists on the charts
immortaldarkness77 2 weeks ago
thumbs up if you are watching on friday the 13th
spartanhentai 2 weeks ago 2
I as well have the same reflex
WyldeZakkman 2 weeks ago
wow..... people are still making JB jokes? sad sad sad at least he got discoverd like it should happen intead of being shited out of disneys ass
Marix2Rinku 2 weeks ago
I love the register xD
Xx0Jennifer0xX 2 weeks ago
Awwww man that was like my kidney
Ravencullen95 2 weeks ago
hh... someone had to do this.."ITS FRIDAY, FRIDAY"!
Mathiaxzz 2 weeks ago
feed me
sonicspeed1233 3 weeks ago
"stop bleeding on my floor" lol
bienlabloger 3 weeks ago
Hey, if i made gun targets in the shape of justin beiber. who would buy them. thumbs up if ya would
BlueRoseLeader 1 month ago 4
i read the register more then listening to the vid...
11blackrock1 1 month ago
Stop bleeding on my floor. xD
PunkyRocketeer 1 month ago 2
Jason, killer of crystal lake murdering people everywhere on sight at the camp in most horrible brutal ways such as chopping them in half, freezing there faces and crushing on counters, decapitating them as soon they come in to sight,
calling a guy who tells off people that have no taste for music, a cold hearted bastard
Yup makes sense to me
Craftfox16 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 15
I'd be interested in seeing what 4-Y Records looks like in the new animation.
terrfomp92 1 month ago
Jason just lost 100 awesome points for liking Hannah Montana...
DragonGamer0713 1 month ago
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EverlastingCC 1 month ago
@EverlastingCC *similar
EverlastingCC 1 month ago
i almosterd choked while watching this
alfieg1 1 month ago
i have the same refelx when it comes to twlight and JB
yhoyoshichan 1 month ago in playlist More videos from jimathers 2
D-Dude... Shut up down there...
casiter1 1 month ago
O_O Jason Vorhes likes Hannah Montana? -_- I don't want to live on this planet anymore
gso619 2 months ago 2
@gso619 It helps fill him with rage before a killing spree duh. XD
Mslolibear 1 month ago
@Mslolibear XD I wonder what would happen if he listened to Rebeka Black
gso619 1 month ago
@gso619 Watch the Daretobestupid comedy group's vid on that! They made that exact jokke! XD
Mslolibear 1 month ago
the diversity...it hurts!
PaintedPieces 2 months ago
i <3 this guy
amsomeme101 2 months ago
read what the cash regester is saying :3
xxPeteyXCabreraxx 2 months ago
Jason Voorhees...the smartest guy in this series.
Kursinphists 2 months ago
lol
ChengChungSun 2 months ago
I have that same reflex whenever i hear someone talking about justen beiber.
rockhellien 2 months ago
Wait, Jason Voorhies likes Hannah Montana?! No wonder he kills a lot of people
Lonewolfjedi 2 months ago
I have that same reflex, only it applies for bieber fans too.
Mechfan666 2 months ago 66
what do registers eat?
herbienbrian2 2 months ago
@herbienbrian2 candy apparently.
deadkid999 2 months ago
I have that reflex o.o no kidding its if i have a pistol real or fake o.o
laundry9870 2 months ago
would u stop that sir XD
omfg322 2 months ago
@omfg322 are you talking to me?
ledgend123ify 2 months ago
FEED ME.
djholly2 3 months ago
!You have a reflex for shooting customers looking for Hanna Montana?"
"Actually, yeah."
"Hey, man, I'm looking for the Hanna mon-BANG!"
Mechfan666 3 months ago
lmfaooooo lol " ahhh that was like my kidneyyy
abbywhore 3 months ago
i like hana montana its just does she really sing or is it a recording
ledgend123ify 3 months ago
@ledgend123ify is you really speak talk? or just language skills poor?
keniakittykat 3 months ago
@keniakittykat well she looks good and i ve only heard her sing a cople of times and im not really speaking at all im typeing
ledgend123ify 3 months ago
@ledgend123ify
I rest my case...
keniakittykat 3 months ago
@keniakittykat what is your problem did someone burn you with cigrrattes when you were little
ledgend123ify 3 months ago
@ledgend123ify What the- how did you even come to that conclusion? how in the holy hell do you take a little spat on proper language and end up with child abuse?!
get some help, man! (and a taste in music, because ms cyrus can't even sing her way out of an elementary school's talent show)
keniakittykat 3 months ago
@keniakittykat dude music cds are expenseive as hell usally there s only one song on there i care about and i dont have my own computer so i can t download any
ledgend123ify 2 months ago
@ledgend123ify well got any suggestions of music
ledgend123ify 2 months ago
@keniakittykat well i can t download any music because i don t have my own computer and cds are expensve got ant suggestions for music
ledgend123ify 1 week ago
@ledgend123ify Well, sucks to be you then...
(And to answer your original question, it's all autotune, baby.)
Anyway, good music you ask? Well if you're looking for good lyrical content with some intelligence and/or talent I'd suggest:
The Gorillaz, Pink floyd (the wall is one of the best albums ever made), 2pac, linkin park pink, rem, the cooks, nailpin, daft punk, nightwish, Robyn, Jason Becker, Genesis, groove armada, the foo fighters, hell even Barry Mannilow has more listenable songs!
keniakittykat 1 week ago
@keniakittykat you suck what ?
ledgend123ify 1 week ago
@ledgend123ify I meant that it must suck not to to be able to download any music while short on cash. That would be a BIG problem for me. No insult intended, it's just a sad situation.
keniakittykat 1 week ago
Dont watch it,just listen =w=
A1juba 3 months ago
This is funny as all hell
jaman807 3 months ago
Kid: Hey Man, Im Looking fot the Hannah Montana-
*Bang*
Lolz
unkwonstudios 3 months ago
i paid more attention to the words changing on the small screen than the actual cartoon. they were so random and great. lol
Miaka719 3 months ago
i wonder what he does to people looking for sonic the hedgehog games and stuff....I'd probably last 2 seconds before he shot me
StarTheHedgehog759 3 months ago
@StarTheHedgehog759 No No, Sonic The Hedgehog was classic so long as you're playing the original 1,2,3 w/Knuckles. Even 3D was playable. The question you should've asked was what he does to people looking for Justin Bieber. If Hannah Montana makes his shot them, I'm quite sure that people looking for Bieber will suffer a very slow, painful death via having to listen to that crap at full volume repeatedly, while being locked in a sound proof room. That way you can't hear the music yourself.
phontex 3 months ago
@phontex i see
StarTheHedgehog759 3 months ago
If Jason Vorhees Calls you a could hearted bastard then you gotta be one lmao XD
lifeizmusichallenged 3 months ago
I love the random statements on the register.
"Stop bleeding on my floor."
You rock, Jonathan!
All hail the Lord and Master Foamy!
dmond93 4 months ago 2
Now do Justin bieber
Sithlord343 4 months ago
@PissedPlayinPimp hes probably buying it for a family member or soemthing
ultraking312 4 months ago
jason voorhees ftw =D
ultraking312 4 months ago
Hopefully that bitch Hannah will get the message
Goobers12349 4 months ago
When i get angry i am just like the cash register guy
sonicobsessed2 4 months ago
i also had this feflex, but they took away my gun
growgirl123 5 months ago
He has props for the masked dude
WeaponSamurai 5 months ago
i think i have that same reflex..
SeaMoNsterzNoo 5 months ago 72
@SeaMoNsterzNoo are you shore thats a reflex or do you just like shoting things
conkerzgrate 2 months ago
@conkerzgrate *Sure
*shooting
*That's
TheWriter518 2 months ago
@SeaMoNsterzNoo doesen't everyone?
gso619 1 month ago
ahhh my kidlney!! hahahahaha
CiscoN18 5 months ago
The demonic cash register made it funny...Like always... (Reflexes like his: Perfect song ninja) Its all in the reflexes man...THE REFLEXES! :3
jstynsktr 5 months ago
0:31 and JASON VORHEES is saying that
benrobertstv1 5 months ago
FEED ME.
Sparrow9873 5 months ago
I think I'm developing the same reflex. I had that Hanna Montana crap
usernameRoscoe 5 months ago
0:29, sounds like M Jackson O_O from a little kid? Reincarnation?
junekentucky 5 months ago
he should've just put the kid outta his misery :D
vincent6445 6 months ago 64
@vincent6445 Hell no. Let the retarded brat suffer.
phontex 5 months ago
@vincent6445 the kid wanted a hannah montana CD, by all means let him suffer
HeyShay43 2 months ago
@HeyShay43 I know but his voice irritated the fucking hell outta me. would you rather listen to that for a few more minutes and have your brain go numb, or would you just kill him already and have Satan deal with his bitching?
vincent6445 2 months ago
@vincent6445 lol not even satan deserves tht kind of torment, send him to purgatory
HeyShay43 2 months ago
@HeyShay43 no. not even purgatory. not even the everlasting white blankness of nothing deserves him. send him to nothingness. like space, where no one can hear you scream.
vincent6445 2 months ago
@vincent6445 slit tht little bitch's throat and render him of his vocals, tht way no matter where he goes tht little fucker can't annoy the hell out of anyone or anything, there problem solved
HeyShay43 2 months ago
@vincent6445 He listens to Hanna Montana, he's a masochist.
Nyrufa 2 months ago
@vincent6445 The kid doesn't deserve mercy...
Timberwolf7585 1 month ago
Wow, it's almost been 3 years since this video was posted?
Feels like only yesterday. Still epic as ever.
TwilightOkami 6 months ago
AW MAN THAT WUZ LIEK MAH KIDNAAAY.
I love the way he says that >.< lol
TheEvilJellyfish666 6 months ago
STOP BLEEDING ON MY FLOOR!!
cyK0tek 6 months ago
FEED ME. xD
Oceanpalx 6 months ago
FEED ME. xD
Oceanpalx 6 months ago
JUST STOP SELLING MUSIC THAT SUCKS AND YOU WILL STOP SEEING RETARDS
teenteamcomics 6 months ago 3
@teenteamcomics Nah, they will still come strolling in asking if you have it.
ButcherGod 6 months ago
@ButcherGod but-but why?!
teenteamcomics 6 months ago
@teenteamcomics Because they're retards. Need we say more?
ReturnOfSasukeLegend 6 months ago
WOW !!!
TheOnlyFrozenTear 6 months ago
0:14 Another reason to be shot!!! :)
mjgaararocks 6 months ago
Aw maan! That was like my kidney! :) Laughed SO hard! :D
ShiineShubu 6 months ago
Maybe he's looking for Hannah Montana shit so he can burn it.
Toxicanty 6 months ago
is anyone else not okay with Miley Cyrus "Hannah Montana" singing a cover of smells like teen spirit?
Takemealive100 6 months ago 3
The register sign is and always will be the best part of the skits. XD
dwermes 7 months ago 2
i wish i had that reflex...
Archon762 7 months ago
I'm wondering how this guy would respond to a guy taking a cross-section of the golden years of rock, then asking for a couple dozen Beiber albums "for use as target practice"
XandreUK 7 months ago
your bleeding on my floor.
LadyElsweyr 7 months ago
@LadyElsweyr
adleast he didnt get blood on his suit.
RGV250100 7 months ago
Getting shot twice and just brushing it off? That Jason(look alike?) is one hard motherfucker.
EpicFailureFilms 7 months ago
I love the change in expressions on the 4y Guy. Just another lame ass customer look, until he hears Jason's "Hello" haha.
YTSora 7 months ago
48 people are Hannah Montana fans who got shot by the clerk
TheSpawnfan 7 months ago
underworld poster!
aurielMoon 7 months ago
loving the elvira and underworld posters in the back
chewylikesit 8 months ago
"geez, sorry, what are you looking for?"
Jason: "Hannah Montana"
Register: Another good reason to shoot
lmao
fuunniest dialogue ever
TheSpawnfan 8 months ago
lol
1123starfire 8 months ago
Stop bleeding on my floor.
LunaBell08 8 months ago
"Oh..geez sorry.. you know, reflex. What were you looking for?"
Jason; "Hannah Montana"
Register; "ANOTHER REASON TO SHOOT!! "
LMAO X'D This one did make me burst out in laugh! Lovely.
What a dissappointment Jason, I thought you were better than that. Now I'm ashamed I was born in a Friday the 13 -.-
hugonohemi 8 months ago
Is it wrong to be laughing so hard at the guy crying to death?
UndeadShaggyDoo 8 months ago
well many people scream when a guy with a bucher knife jumps out and attack you
he has a reflex for shooting people looking for Hannah Montana cds
both are scary
greeina 8 months ago
Hooray Friday the 13th :D
AnimeFanGir 8 months ago
Watching this has been the highlight of my Friday the 13th.
harakochan 8 months ago
It's friday the 13th tomorrow. KICKASS! That means the store will be open.
gso619 8 months ago
Stop bleeding on my floor
cdrake1313 8 months ago
FEED ME.
LibraHorse1 8 months ago
dude....shut up down there....
urdoomed3 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
To Jonathan Mathers,
Some might say "That's enough."
Some might say "You're going too far."
But some can shut their fucking mouths, because you kick ass.
Keep up the good work!
vincent6445 8 months ago
This should be updated for Justin Beiber
Xerock 9 months ago
@Xerock If he shoots people for asking for Hannah Montana...I wonder what he does to people who ask for Beiber...NERDGASM
Hobbitchoker 9 months ago 152
@Hobbitchoker think it's something like Jigsaw from "Saw" movies
Budalanakub 8 months ago
@Hobbitchoker
he'd probably gut them, then choke them with their own intestines.
ShadowWolfRising 7 months ago
@ShadowWolfRising
He'd fry them with a flamethrower... contaminated stuff must not be treated as regural stuff, y'know...
OzixiThrill 7 months ago
@Hobbitchoker shot in the balls for asking for beiber TROPHY i just wanted to be different
reversecolin1256788 7 months ago
@Hobbitchoker Tazer, then stabbing them with a poisoned knife.
649321a 7 months ago
@Hobbitchoker He'd probably break out a shotgun.
P2J6O8 6 months ago
@Hobbitchoker logical and comical video statement?
ACHIEVEMENT
Tan4500 5 months ago
@Hobbitchoker Let's see it looks like he was using a glock handgun for Hannah Montana (C&P is such a lovely device).....
Following items are possible for Beiber:
A. Rocket Gun
B. Remote Detonating Clay Bomb
C. A combination of A and B
D. Rapid, pissed off cat launcher
E. Emo Launcher
F. Mac PC grenade
G. All of the above.
ultimentman2 5 months ago
@ultimentman2 G is the best one
funnychick397 5 months ago
be more creative.
How about a gun that shoots rabid weasels, that hunger for balls and can smell out the members of the victim's family and kill them all one by one >=3
yes yes im a sick twisted bastard, I know this, and I love this ^^
GhostWolf130 5 months ago
@GhostWolf130 lol, well I was just giving some general options. If you want creative....
A U.S.S.R. Nuclear powered submarine rocker launcher filled with thousands of disease ridden, pissed off animals and people. Combined together with emo's, remote clay bombs, thousands of pissed off weasels and heat seeking missals. Followed behind with a U.S. 1st class nuclear navy submarine filled with first class murder death row members, who are are starving for a final kill that are sent out to to find
ultimentman2 5 months ago
@GhostWolf130 all the living and dead family members of Justin Beiber and his fans to kill them in a slow, sadistic pleasurable manner, in any way they see fit. Then are allowed to be released back into the world to go in multiple killing spree's for 10 years before being re-arrested and sentenced to death row once more.
ultimentman2 5 months ago
@Hobbitchoker He pulls out the Gatling Gun.
DeathsWill228 5 months ago
@Hobbitchoker Acid Flamethrower
BlueRoseLeader 5 months ago
@Hobbitchoker i bet he has a scythe and chops there head or something...
NarutoIsAwesome24 4 months ago
@Hobbitchoker combination of acid and lava super-soaker
BlueRoseLeader 3 months ago
@Xerock He probably give them an inch-long cut and has hobos pour salt in the wound...
greasefreak1234 9 months ago
@makeupmoron Your username fits you so well... <,<
hangnail94 9 months ago
wait, he has a reflex for shooting shambling abominations of the undead who's sole drive is killing the innocent?
that guy must have som kickass hobbies.
wererat2000 9 months ago
stop bleeding on my floor
dragonefl2 9 months ago
I swear I heard the store owner giggling when he said "Dude, Shut up down there!"
creaphoenix 9 months ago
Who didn't feed Foamy
HikariInSuicideland 9 months ago
wats the begining song i likss it
camj420 9 months ago
FEED ME
XxSonicSalmonellaxX 9 months ago
i loved the part where the guy just pops up for no reason
game12342 9 months ago
"Stop bleeding on my floor"
COLUMBINE1818 9 months ago
Stop bleeding on my floor!
RunOfTheNile 9 months ago
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i have the same reflex but ins-ted of shooting I PUNCH AND KICK THE PERSON!
carlosalmeida87 9 months ago
i have tha same reflex but ins-ted of shooting I PUNCH AND KICK THE PERSON!
carlosalmeida87 9 months ago
0:42 *Reads cash register and shoves cake at monitor* Oops, sorry. Reflex.
Ebonywolve1176 9 months ago
LMFAO! [:
AuniNichole 9 months ago
screw da pistol say hello to mr. sawed-off.
DaGrimRetard 9 months ago
@DaGrimRetard Hello! this is mister pump and boom :D
Jorfen12345 9 months ago
47 people also want Hannah Montana. *reloads pistol magazine*
cptpwnd90 9 months ago
0:42 SEYMOUR!
PhastPhishVideos 9 months ago
@PhastPhishVideos FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG! lol
CelticTears101 9 months ago
i want hannahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh montana in my bed, THATS ALL OK!!!!
videocritic2463 9 months ago
@videocritic2463 I want Hannah Montana in MY bed also. gonna be "feeding" all night long!
cptpwnd90 9 months ago
@videocritic2463 no... shes like 15?
Jorfen12345 9 months ago
@Jorfen12345 so? in my country u are allowed to fuck somebody else when u 15.
videocritic2463 9 months ago
@videocritic2463 i will not even try
Jorfen12345 9 months ago
@Jorfen12345 Correction on my end, In my country you can have sex with someone else if ur both 15 years old and have a Condom.
videocritic2463 9 months ago
@videocritic2463 okay cause your a pedo if you 18 up and have sex with 15 year olds
Jorfen12345 9 months ago
@Jorfen12345 eeh no, if ur over 15 and the person that your having sex with is also over 15 then there is nothing illegal about that.
videocritic2463 9 months ago
@videocritic2463 not in sweden but mabye in the us
Jorfen12345 9 months ago
@Jorfen12345 the law says that when you are over 15 you can have sex with anybody that is also over 15, doesnt matter if an 18 year old is having sex with someone that is 15 years old.
videocritic2463 9 months ago
@Jorfen12345 actually to be a pedophile the child has to be preteen like under 13
narutofan10036 9 months ago
@narutofan10036 really? not in sweden but i had no clue that its like that in the us
Jorfen12345 9 months ago
@Jorfen12345 yeah at least i think it is and aren't you legal in swedan when your 16?
narutofan10036 9 months ago
getting shot for wanting hannah montana?
ACHIEVMENT
knucklesXrouge2256 9 months ago 237
@knucklesXrouge2256 20000000000000 Gamer Points