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  • feed me..

  • ahhh omg that was funny

  • Is it weird that the cash register is my favorite character?

  • I Think At 0:36 Pee Wee Is FAPPING Or He's Dieing????

  • @Marix2Rinku ummm... Yeah JB was very much dumped out of disneys butt just like 90% of the artists on the charts

  • thumbs up if you are watching on friday the 13th

  • I as well have the same reflex

  • wow..... people are still making JB jokes? sad sad sad at least he got discoverd like it should happen intead of being shited out of disneys ass

  • I love the register xD

  • Awwww man that was like my kidney

  • hh... someone had to do this.."ITS FRIDAY, FRIDAY"!

  • feed me

  • "stop bleeding on my floor" lol

  • Hey, if i made gun targets in the shape of justin beiber. who would buy them. thumbs up if ya would

  • i read the register more then listening to the vid...

  • Stop bleeding on my floor. xD

  • Jason, killer of crystal lake murdering people everywhere on sight at the camp in most horrible brutal ways such as chopping them in half, freezing there faces and crushing on counters, decapitating them as soon they come in to sight,

    calling a guy who tells off people that have no taste for music, a cold hearted bastard

    Yup makes sense to me

  • I'd be interested in seeing what 4-Y Records looks like in the new animation.

  • Jason just lost 100 awesome points for liking Hannah Montana...

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  • @EverlastingCC *similar

  • i almosterd choked while watching this

  • i have the same refelx when it comes to twlight and JB

  • D-Dude... Shut up down there...

  • O_O Jason Vorhes likes Hannah Montana? -_- I don't want to live on this planet anymore

  • @gso619 It helps fill him with rage before a killing spree duh. XD

  • @Mslolibear XD I wonder what would happen if he listened to Rebeka Black

  • @gso619 Watch the Daretobestupid comedy group's vid on that! They made that exact jokke! XD

  • the diversity...it hurts!

  • i <3 this guy

  • read what the cash regester is saying :3

  • Jason Voorhees...the smartest guy in this series.

  • lol

  • I have that same reflex whenever i hear someone talking about justen beiber.

  • Wait, Jason Voorhies likes Hannah Montana?! No wonder he kills a lot of people

  • I have that same reflex, only it applies for bieber fans too.

  • what do registers eat?

  • @herbienbrian2 candy apparently.

  • I have that reflex o.o no kidding its if i have a pistol real or fake o.o

  • would u stop that sir XD

  • @omfg322 are you talking to me?

  • FEED ME.

  • !You have a reflex for shooting customers looking for Hanna Montana?"

    "Actually, yeah."

    "Hey, man, I'm looking for the Hanna mon-BANG!"

  • lmfaooooo lol " ahhh that was like my kidneyyy

  • i like hana montana its just does she really  sing or is it a recording

  • @ledgend123ify is you really speak talk? or just language skills poor?

  • @keniakittykat well she looks good and i ve only heard her sing a cople of times and im  not really speaking at all im typeing

  • @ledgend123ify

    I rest my case...

  • @keniakittykat what is  your problem did someone burn you with cigrrattes when you were little

  • @ledgend123ify What the- how did you even come to that conclusion? how in the holy hell do you take a little spat on proper language and end up with child abuse?!

    get some help, man! (and a taste in music, because ms cyrus can't even sing her way out of an elementary school's talent show)

  • @keniakittykat dude music cds are expenseive as hell usally there s only one song on there i care about and i dont have my own computer so i can t download any

  • @ledgend123ify well got any suggestions of music

  • @keniakittykat well i can t download any music because i don t have my own computer and cds are expensve got ant suggestions for music

  • @ledgend123ify Well, sucks to be you then...

    (And to answer your original question, it's all autotune, baby.)

    Anyway, good music you ask? Well if you're looking for good lyrical content with some intelligence and/or talent I'd suggest:

    The Gorillaz, Pink floyd (the wall is one of the best albums ever made), 2pac, linkin park pink, rem, the cooks, nailpin, daft punk, nightwish, Robyn, Jason Becker, Genesis, groove armada, the foo fighters, hell even Barry Mannilow has more listenable songs!

  • @keniakittykat you suck what ?

  • @ledgend123ify I meant that it must suck not to to be able to download any music while short on cash. That would be a BIG problem for me. No insult intended, it's just a sad situation.

  • Dont watch it,just listen =w=

  • This is funny as all hell

  • Kid: Hey Man, Im Looking fot the Hannah Montana-

    *Bang*

    Lolz

  • i paid more attention to the words changing on the small screen than the actual cartoon. they were so random and great. lol

  • i wonder what he does to people looking for sonic the hedgehog games and stuff....I'd probably last 2 seconds before he shot me

  • @StarTheHedgehog759 No No, Sonic The Hedgehog was classic so long as you're playing the original 1,2,3 w/Knuckles. Even 3D was playable. The question you should've asked was what he does to people looking for Justin Bieber. If Hannah Montana makes his shot them, I'm quite sure that people looking for Bieber will suffer a very slow, painful death via having to listen to that crap at full volume repeatedly, while being locked in a sound proof room. That way you can't hear the music yourself.

  • @phontex i see

  • If Jason Vorhees Calls you a could hearted bastard then you gotta be one lmao XD

  • I love the random statements on the register.

    "Stop bleeding on my floor."

    You rock, Jonathan!

    All hail the Lord and Master Foamy!

  • Now do Justin bieber

  • @PissedPlayinPimp hes probably buying it for a family member or soemthing

  • jason voorhees ftw =D

  • Hopefully that bitch Hannah will get the message

  • When i get angry i am just like the cash register guy

  • i also had this feflex, but they took away my gun

  • He has props for the masked dude

  • i think i have that same reflex..

  • @SeaMoNsterzNoo are you shore thats a reflex or do you just like shoting things

  • @conkerzgrate *Sure

    *shooting

    *That's

  • @SeaMoNsterzNoo doesen't everyone?

  • ahhh my kidlney!! hahahahaha

  • The demonic cash register made it funny...Like always... (Reflexes like his: Perfect song ninja) Its all in the reflexes man...THE REFLEXES! :3

  • 0:31 and JASON VORHEES is saying that

  • FEED ME.

  • I think I'm developing the same reflex. I had that Hanna Montana crap

  • 0:29, sounds like M Jackson O_O from a little kid? Reincarnation?

  • he should've just put the kid outta his misery :D

  • @vincent6445 Hell no. Let the retarded brat suffer.

  • @vincent6445 the kid wanted a hannah montana CD, by all means let him suffer

  • @HeyShay43 I know but his voice irritated the fucking hell outta me. would you rather listen to that for a few more minutes and have your brain go numb, or would you just kill him already and have Satan deal with his bitching?

  • @vincent6445 lol not even satan deserves tht kind of torment, send him to purgatory

  • @HeyShay43 no. not even purgatory. not even the everlasting white blankness of nothing deserves him. send him to nothingness. like space, where no one can hear you scream.

  • @vincent6445 slit tht little bitch's throat and render him of his vocals, tht way no matter where he goes tht little fucker can't annoy the hell out of anyone or anything, there problem solved

  • @vincent6445 He listens to Hanna Montana, he's a masochist.

  • @vincent6445 The kid doesn't deserve mercy...

  • Wow, it's almost been 3 years since this video was posted?

    Feels like only yesterday. Still epic as ever.

  • AW MAN THAT WUZ LIEK MAH KIDNAAAY.

    I love the way he says that >.< lol

  • STOP BLEEDING ON MY FLOOR!!

  • FEED ME. xD

  • FEED ME. xD

  • JUST STOP SELLING MUSIC THAT SUCKS AND YOU WILL STOP SEEING RETARDS

  • @teenteamcomics Nah, they will still come strolling in asking if you have it.

  • @ButcherGod but-but why?!

  • @teenteamcomics Because they're retards. Need we say more?

  • WOW !!!

  • 0:14 Another reason to be shot!!! :)

  • Aw maan! That was like my kidney! :) Laughed SO hard! :D

  • Maybe he's looking for Hannah Montana shit so he can burn it.

  • is anyone else not okay with Miley Cyrus "Hannah Montana" singing a cover of smells like teen spirit?

  • The register sign is and always will be the best part of the skits. XD

  • i wish i had that reflex...

  • I'm wondering how this guy would respond to a guy taking a cross-section of the golden years of rock, then asking for a couple dozen Beiber albums "for use as target practice"

  • your bleeding on my floor.

  • @LadyElsweyr

    adleast he didnt get blood on his suit.

  • Getting shot twice and just brushing it off? That Jason(look alike?) is one hard motherfucker.

  • I love the change in expressions on the 4y Guy. Just another lame ass customer look, until he hears Jason's "Hello" haha.

  • 48 people are Hannah Montana fans who got shot by the clerk

  • underworld poster!

  • loving the elvira and underworld posters in the back

  • "geez, sorry, what are you looking for?"

    Jason: "Hannah Montana"

    Register: Another good reason to shoot

    lmao

    fuunniest dialogue ever

  • lol

    

  • Stop bleeding on my floor.

  • "Oh..geez sorry.. you know, reflex. What were you looking for?"

    Jason; "Hannah Montana"

    Register; "ANOTHER REASON TO SHOOT!! "

    LMAO X'D This one did make me burst out in laugh! Lovely.

    What a dissappointment Jason, I thought you were better than that. Now I'm ashamed I was born in a Friday the 13 -.-

  • Is it wrong to be laughing so hard at the guy crying to death?

  • well many people scream when a guy with a bucher knife jumps out and attack you

    he has a reflex for shooting people looking for Hannah Montana cds

    both are scary

  • Hooray Friday the 13th :D

  • Watching this has been the highlight of my Friday the 13th.

  • It's friday the 13th tomorrow. KICKASS! That means the store will be open.

  • Stop bleeding on my floor

  • FEED ME.

  • dude....shut up down there....

  • This should be updated for Justin Beiber

  • @Xerock If he shoots people for asking for Hannah Montana...I wonder what he does to people who ask for Beiber...NERDGASM

  • @Hobbitchoker think it's something like Jigsaw from "Saw" movies

  • @Hobbitchoker

    he'd probably gut them, then choke them with their own intestines.

  • @ShadowWolfRising

    He'd fry them with a flamethrower... contaminated stuff must not be treated as regural stuff, y'know...

  • @Hobbitchoker shot in the balls for asking for beiber TROPHY i just wanted to be different

  • @Hobbitchoker Tazer, then stabbing them with a poisoned knife.

  • @Hobbitchoker He'd probably break out a shotgun.

  • @Hobbitchoker logical and comical video statement?

    ACHIEVEMENT

  • @Hobbitchoker Let's see it looks like he was using a glock handgun for Hannah Montana (C&P is such a lovely device).....

    Following items are possible for Beiber:

    A. Rocket Gun

    B. Remote Detonating Clay Bomb

    C. A combination of A and B

    D. Rapid, pissed off cat launcher

    E. Emo Launcher

    F. Mac PC grenade

    G. All of the above.

  • @ultimentman2 G is the best one

  • be more creative.

    How about a gun that shoots rabid weasels, that hunger for balls and can smell out the members of the victim's family and kill them all one by one >=3

    yes yes im a sick twisted bastard, I know this, and I love this ^^

  • @GhostWolf130 lol, well I was just giving some general options. If you want creative....

    A U.S.S.R. Nuclear powered submarine rocker launcher filled with thousands of disease ridden, pissed off animals and people. Combined together with emo's, remote clay bombs, thousands of pissed off weasels and heat seeking missals. Followed behind with a U.S. 1st class nuclear navy submarine filled with first class murder death row members, who are are starving for a final kill that are sent out to to find

  • @GhostWolf130 all the living and dead family members of Justin Beiber and his fans to kill them in a slow, sadistic pleasurable manner, in any way they see fit. Then are allowed to be released back into the world to go in multiple killing spree's for 10 years before being re-arrested and sentenced to death row once more.

  • @Hobbitchoker He pulls out the Gatling Gun.

  • @Hobbitchoker Acid Flamethrower

  • @Hobbitchoker i bet he has a scythe and chops there head or something...

  • @Hobbitchoker combination of acid and lava super-soaker

  • @Xerock He probably give them an inch-long cut and has hobos pour salt in the wound...

  • @makeupmoron Your username fits you so well... <,<

  • wait, he has a reflex for shooting shambling abominations of the undead who's sole drive is killing the innocent?

    that guy must have som kickass hobbies.

  • stop bleeding on my floor

  • I swear I heard the store owner giggling when he said "Dude, Shut up down there!"

  • Who didn't feed Foamy

  • wats the begining song i likss it

  • FEED ME

  • i loved the part where the guy just pops up for no reason

  • "Stop bleeding on my floor"

  • Stop bleeding on my floor!

  • i have tha same reflex but ins-ted of shooting I PUNCH AND KICK THE PERSON!

  • 0:42 *Reads cash register and shoves cake at monitor* Oops, sorry. Reflex.

  • LMFAO! [:

  • screw da pistol say hello to mr. sawed-off.

  • @DaGrimRetard Hello! this is mister pump and boom :D

  • 47 people also want Hannah Montana. *reloads pistol magazine*

  • 0:42 SEYMOUR!

  • @PhastPhishVideos FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG! lol

  • i want hannahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh montana in my bed, THATS ALL OK!!!!

  • @videocritic2463 I want Hannah Montana in MY bed also. gonna be "feeding" all night long!

  • @videocritic2463 no... shes like 15?

  • @Jorfen12345 so? in my country u are allowed to fuck somebody else when u 15.

  • @videocritic2463 i will not even try

  • @Jorfen12345 Correction on my end, In my country you can have sex with someone else if ur both 15 years old and have a Condom.

  • @videocritic2463 okay cause your a pedo if you 18 up and have sex with 15 year olds

  • @Jorfen12345 eeh no, if ur over 15 and the person that your having sex with is also over 15 then there is nothing illegal about that.

  • @videocritic2463 not in sweden but mabye in the us

  • @Jorfen12345 the law says that when you are over 15 you can have sex with anybody that is also over 15, doesnt matter if an 18 year old is having sex with someone that is 15 years old.

  • @Jorfen12345 actually to be a pedophile the child has to be preteen like under 13

  • @narutofan10036 really? not in sweden but i had no clue that its like that in the us

  • @Jorfen12345 yeah at least i think it is and aren't you legal in swedan when your 16?

  • getting shot for wanting hannah montana?

    ACHIEVMENT

  • @knucklesXrouge2256 20000000000000 Gamer Points