Fuck Norris Facts is a prototypical old meme spawned by some fucking neckbeards at Something Awful, that most people grudgingly like. Since Norris' old movies are based on the premise that he has a superhuman ability to kick ''dirty foreigner'' ass, the Facts exaggerate these lofty abilities to epic proportions. Years ago, there was a time many enjoyed Fuck Norris jokes. And as they look back on those times, they realize they were fucking retarded for ever doing so.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy. Chuck Norris won't suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old. Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again christfuck fundie. When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee. Evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris believes were created by raptor jesus.
Carlos Ray Norris, Fuck Norris, is a rather boring karate poseur, a dedicated christfuck, hairy bear, and star of walker, texas ranger(redneck scum) which means he's a republican(inbred Nazi) Norris is also indirectly responsible for an old internet meme, in which he was effectively elevated to the throne of Ultimate Internet Tough Guy by a bunch of fucking inbred degenerated rednecks, white trash and hillibillys. He also supported obese nutjob Mike Huckabee in the 2008 presidential election.
Chuck Norris ... an internet joke that's gone too far .... even he knows it .... which is why he's surrendering and becoming living the meme in real life too ..
How many times must I kill deathwing to get the "Action Boots"?
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Fuck Norris Facts is a prototypical old meme spawned by some fucking neckbeards at Something Awful, that most people grudgingly like. Since Norris' old movies are based on the premise that he has a superhuman ability to kick ''dirty foreigner'' ass, the Facts exaggerate these lofty abilities to epic proportions. Years ago, there was a time many enjoyed Fuck Norris jokes. And as they look back on those times, they realize they were fucking retarded for ever doing so.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy. Chuck Norris won't suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old. Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again christfuck fundie. When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee. Evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris believes were created by raptor jesus.
Narania234 2 months ago
Carlos Ray Norris, Fuck Norris, is a rather boring karate poseur, a dedicated christfuck, hairy bear, and star of walker, texas ranger(redneck scum) which means he's a republican(inbred Nazi) Norris is also indirectly responsible for an old internet meme, in which he was effectively elevated to the throne of Ultimate Internet Tough Guy by a bunch of fucking inbred degenerated rednecks, white trash and hillibillys. He also supported obese nutjob Mike Huckabee in the 2008 presidential election.
Narania234 2 months ago
When Chuck Norris only looks at Deathwing then Deathwing feels fear.
When Chuck Norris only walks to Deathwing then Deathwing feels pain.
When Chuck Norris ONLY touches Deathwing with only one finger Deathwing get's cancer.
When Chuck Norris punches Deathwing in the face as soft as he can (Which is impossible)
Deathwing gets losses his face.
When Chuck Norris kicks Deathwing as hard as he can... Damn, i feel bad for that poor bastard. :/
Theworgen100 2 months ago in playlist More videos from GameFrontDotCom
I'm gonna buy every game with CHuck Norris in it!!
ANiceProduction 2 months ago
LOL!
eriekayak 2 months ago
a internet joke he is that needs to go away
lordbryanhyland 3 months ago
Chuck Norris divided by zero and was the REAL cause of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
CarpaceEater 3 months ago
WTB THAT HUMAN MODEL
SyrnergyDMS 3 months ago
Hunting would imply the possibility of failure lol XD
lordmondi 3 months ago
To live forever you msut make chuck norris cry. . . BUT YOU CAN'T!!!
stephen3097 3 months ago
Lets face it, the only thing chuck can do any more is sell total gyms
AXE2501 3 months ago
Chuck Norris divided by zero. twice.
rougecards 3 months ago
omg thats so cheap -.-
MegaGokker 3 months ago in playlist Flere videoer fra GameFrontDotCom
Even chuck norris isn't enough to get me into WoW.
SEThatered 3 months ago
Chuck Norris ... an internet joke that's gone too far .... even he knows it .... which is why he's surrendering and becoming living the meme in real life too ..
hentaipanda07 3 months ago
Chuck norris isn't a fucking "hunter" he's a killer. Stupid ass blizzard, get it right.
knowxvill 3 months ago
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 15 times so far.
ZornDunkelheit 3 months ago
Wait... I thought WoW had 12,000,000 subscribers. Not 10,000,000. O.o
jehutyzone1234 3 months ago
Adult swim said chuck was dead :'(
SlyTy98 3 months ago
If Chuck Norris approves it must be good.
MrTennantMan 3 months ago
Chuck Norris doesnt play with his dick because he finished it!
TasosEG 3 months ago
HOLY SHIT! He approves it I must BUY!
NARDUDE99 3 months ago
ohh fuck ,,,Chuck Norris approved this game
zeroblack5000 3 months ago 2
Chuck norris doesn't need to play games!
Tepuzone 3 months ago 2
you know skyrim is raping mmorpg sales when they need to bring out The Chuck for advertising...
LinkinBasser 3 months ago
Hahaha, that was awesome.
Bluedragon094 3 months ago
Why'd he admit to playing this terrible game?
Mindroach 3 months ago
@Mindroach if u hate the game, why waste your time watching and hating on the vid?
troll -_-
TheDeathWalkthroughs 3 months ago
@TheDeathWalkthroughs To have Chuck Norris amaze me herp deh derp
Mindroach 3 months ago
they should use Bruce Lee if he was still alive, he beats the crap out of Chuck Norris !
xBrokenxMikrofonez 3 months ago
you know guys Chuck Norris is so tough... ahh screw it someone will out do my joke anyway
y05077 3 months ago 4
Chuck Norris doesn't play the game... HE IS THE GAME!
CookieCreamLord 3 months ago 37
@CookieCreamLord I lost the game :(
PSNDeathrader85 3 months ago
@CookieCreamLord Damn straight.
Theworgen100 2 months ago in playlist More videos from GameFrontDotCom
Chuck only uses stunt doubles for crying scenes
Sthomp10 3 months ago 37
chuck norris doesnt play the game. he never does. the game plays for chuck...
MrDeadman402 3 months ago
My game is Skyrim!
number1fanito 3 months ago
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