S.T.A.L.K.E.R in "W.T.F ?"

[TheWildWatz]

just vote this up you3b.com

allows u to watch 2 youtube videos at once

(oasis + stalker)

also im no fucking spambot :D

[Asis505]

I like the part where someone died.

[gakonddda]

офигеть

[glados360]

P.O.K.E.M.O.N Shadows of pikachu

[ziomallex1]

0:44 i think he want destroy a wall with leg haha

OVER 9000 KICKS! XD

[kurosaki123pati]

we want a song that direction.

earlier, she was better...

[Gotcha1234Mariok]

those stalkers in the anomalies just don't seem to care...

[Rooobko]

faking epic video :D:D:D:D:D

[ipkez]

ITS A-LIFE U IDIOTS !

[thzrealist]

3:12 hahahahahahahaha Look at the guy who is playing guitar, HE IS ADAPTED TO THE ZONE ! xD

[thzrealist]

1:05 my god first time I've seen that, excellent xD

[BioShock1988]

song name PLS

[Trip506]

I said come in ,dont stand there !!!!!!

[TheHolbirne]

the best stalker song is remnants the instrumental of the new disturbed album asylum i think it's perfect but this one here is pretty good for a crazy vid like this xD

[draconpost]

Get out of here Stalker XD

[pRopaaNS]

Why didn`t you kill that bastard, who always yells to get out? He was happy to see what you kill other stalkers, after all he always wanted them to get out of this world, including you.

[mike17051993]

hah many bugs are in soc ;P

[Kelzorens]

whats that mod?

[MehdenMax]

at 2:49 stalker carpet ! good protection for your house !

[SstalkerS]

WTF happend to old audio track, I loved it.....

Sux...

[gottakeepemseparated]

LOL I hate it when you fight off a ton of enemies to keep a Loner or two alive, and then they walk into an anomaly...

[9EsPaDa]

what is the song?

[BackOfGods]

@9EsPaDa Drowning Pool - Bodies ... is the song, it's in the video description.

[BackOfGods]

@BackOfGods or not wtf what's the song ?

[9EsPaDa]

@BackOfGods

i think not thats the song you say

you are slipt in a metal band

[BackOfGods]

@9EsPaDa Darren Styles & Recon - Like A Bitch

[nacho0612]

this is not funny

[MARSPALMA]

2:26 - Ghost Rider !

[USAF96]

WTF!!!, new youtube suckz asss

[chiffmonkey]

2:11 I'l smack you like a bitch if you don't get out of here stalker!

[Mobixpl]

Say whatever you want but still will still fucking OWN

[JorDef]

2:31 This Stalker seems to get hot to guitar music

[EXOTIC1011]

Yes it is...

[JordenSpax5]

I dont get how the game have the habit of putting dead stalkers around the campfire into the campfire Ive seen this hundreds of times and said What the fuck each time lol.

[hersheykid10]

i think they beleive in cremation of there bretheren lol

[JordenSpax5]

Lol.

[sas647]

2:25 to 2:40 : Burning is not that painfull.

3:15 : OH SHIT RUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!1

[bassbreakers]

LOL 3:15 he runs away xD

[ilhadosmacacos]

omg this ai sucks balls

[batus111]

Убирайтесь отсюда сталкер!

[IBringDoom]

good vid

still trying to figure out whats so good about the song though :/

[narutomaster63]

You know what song would go perfectly with this video?

Fucking in the bushes by Oasis.

Oh, wait.

[Voozio]

Hehehe. I hate YouTube's copyrights policy.

[Ghostshade47]

man did you edit the AI like the time quant, luminocity factor or transparency threshold ?

Original game the Ai was over sensitive that some can even see through brush or walls....there is no way you can just snip the people in freedom base without notice......

Anyway, fun video! XD

[Voozio]

No, i didnt changed a thing. And couldn't, even if i wanted to. Check the upload date and compare it to release date.

[Ghostshade47]

Sorry mate, foolish me....

But So far I haven't encounter much of those WTF moments .......except the mines and stuff XD.....

[aajdjr]

@Ghostshade47 ido it all the time its real funny cuz they dont give a fuck :D

[ppzo1]

ooooooooooooo lol! 5/5.

[AzuMao]

The most advanced artificial intelligence ever to be seen in a video game!

[GeeZeRWoD]

bugged shit

[ULTRAvail]

0:37 BAHAHAHAHAHA! funny because it goes for so long!

1:39 LOL just like walking on hot coals, take it nice and slowly :P

[daxter97]

2:27 ive seen that before

[JereHakala]

Wow, you chose very un-used song for this video..

Fail.

[Voozio]

Original song was copyrighted. YouTube is a great place to share videos. Not.

[JereHakala]

O lawd, but this let the bodies hit the floor song is so overused tbh, you should have chosen classical or something lulz.

[jamesfish05]

@Voozio thank god it was copyrighted!

Drowning pool would have completely ruined this.

[H4NNiB47]

@jamesfish05

It wasn't Drowning Pool at the original. The song that was copyrighted is Oasis - F*ckin' in the bushes. Drowning pool was the allowed replacement.

[ruimnaldinhohotmail]

LOL 1:38 is Raiden for mortal kombat ; )

[ArSharp4444]

game is great!! but ai suck c**ck ahahahahaaaaa!!!

[12345678966666669999]

whats the best? CS or SoC

[Voozio]

SoC with Oblivion Lost Mod

[sas647]

I totally agree. Buy Shadow of Chernobyl then install patches 1.0001,1.0003,1.0004,1.0005 then 1.0006. When you finished installing all patches installl Oblivion Lost!

[Torbbs]

the game is great, got both soc and cs, but the AI needs work... seriously.

[bloodsuckern]

try lurk mod

[petka199]

nenavizhu bagi tipo 0:32 inogda tak bivaet s vazhnimi licami i zastrevaesh na odnom meste

[offlineKueB]

Прикольные баги! +1 бал за отличное музыкальное сопровождение. Как я понял это саундрек из фильма Большой Куш (Snatched). TNX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[csaLuimx]

I guess the one guy at 1:46 thought some electricity might be refreshing.

[PrisonnerofToday]

Man, who would of thought that a bunch of guys who choose to live in a radioactive wasteland could be so stupid?

[Frankykarot1982]

Amen.

[SoulreapB]

@PrisonnerofToday

It must've been the radiation that caused their stupidity XD

[BlueDragonK2]

the stalker clear sky is also in wtf :D

[illmagnified]

1/2

I just reinstalled Stalker Shadow of Chernobyl on my new Comp along with the Realistic Mod (makes the graphics engine drastically different and more beautiful and believable)which increases the immersion factor 10 fold, and the Ultra High Resolution Texture Packet which is about 1GB. This adds tons of detail in the characters faces, almost

every material used in the game is high resolution like the bark on trees,wood fences,

metal,glass is more reflective,the ground has a sheen to it etc.

[illmagnified]

2/2

A decent computer is REQUIRED* to use these mods. Or i should say a high end Graphics Card is a must.Again you get a highly tweaked Graphics Engine and beautiful skies and the Sun in which the light is brighter early on and cast sort of an orange hue over the world when it gets later in the day to dusk just like reality. Make sure to back up any original files that get replaced by the mods incase you want to revert. Mods, along with tons of other things, help make the PC the best platform.

[speedyguydima]

If you just knew how hot S.T.A.L.K.E.R. looks on my PC you would flip- Better than CRYSIS. LOLOL

[killerJibby]

Can somebody please tell me the name of the song playing?

[Voozio]

Its in description.

[Strapes000]

I had the same problem with NPC's walking into anomalies too, i managed to save all the duty guys after the raid on freedom, they all went back and walked through the lightening anomalies and all died....so anoying, but funny.

[lolluspingus]

well if thats weird... have u ever got killed by a lightning!? I know, I know u r thinking "U lier! u cant die like that!!" well... thats what i thot too! but i was an top of the roof in Cordon, it was a lightstorm all was friendly to me and then... (lighting strikes and when i hear the sound I JUMP UP IN THE AIR AND DIED!!) (no anomalies around)

[telboy1992]

this game would have been the one of the best pc games if i didnt hav bugs and glitches and i h8 how the enemies are a real pain 2 kill coz it has bad hit detection in the game

[Doofy36]

I agree

[SwineNahNah]

Get it just recently, around year after release, so I encountered very few bugs, as they have been patched by now. 8)

Just love it! One of the best ever.

[sas647]

Install patch 1.0006 with OL and you will see.

[smithi800]

ok the game has few bugs (few more for my taste) but its still awesome game

[unit3727]

lo0l the guy came out of the floor

[HaganDave]

0:42 - soldier is humping the wall, just like in Assassin's Creed.

[SstalkerS]

What is the pistol at 2:09

[DutchCommanderNL]

what's the name of the song? very funny vid. too

[DrBeardo]

It's "Fuckin' In The Bushes" by Oasis

[Miozi]

I love this its my favorite game but it bugs too much

[namor95]

Mine too. It's preety funny how you can stealth kill all the people in the Rookie village in Cordon.

[doudge01]

the bulldog 6 is in the freedom base

[karmafobia]

idk but i got the bulldog 6 in a village where you have to kill a pack of bloodsuckers. and theres a bug where you can keep the bulldog 6 and the reward weapon(sniper forgot the name) given by the duty leader.

[Kilithaza]

Well there's 3 bulldog 6's in the game. so yeah of course u can

[ghostrider008]

nice vid :D

does anyone know where can i get Exoskeleton PNB-4UZ suit in STALKER?

[Tharfias]

Do a quest for a "trader" in Freedom base and you can buy it there or you can find it on Fangs

grave

[ghostrider008]

I did a quest for a "trader" he gave me some stupid suite :(

Where is Fangs grave?

And how can I find the bulldog gun? :D

[Tharfias]

the one in freedom doesnt give you stupid suit D: and Fangs grave is in Chernobyl NPP at the beginning i think. or in a room inside NPP.

I don't really know what the Bulldog gun is but i think its a quest shotgun a bandit have. usually roams around and bandit camps or the place right to the Garbage

[YaHeadCarkedIt]

its a grenade launcher that shoots the same nades as the tunder. you can find it in the freedom weapons room. if ur not a freedom ally, they wont let you in. you can then just push a chair near the dude blocking ur way, jump on it, then jjump over. do the same to get back cos theres a chair in there

[OHBark]

The best part was when the guy set himself on fire.

[KalmarKriszti]

damn

[nickraver99]

Lols at 1:39, temporily god

[lolluspingus]

that guy at the "electro" anomaly was total FOOL!!! XD

[ragein5557]

dope song, reminds me of "SNATCH" movie

[tommahawk815]

yeah I got stalker recently....excellent game and my pc runs it well...but for some reason it likes to crash somtimes when I try to move between the diffrent maps...is this a normal crash bug? also if it helps I have the steam version

[p4rk0ur4lif3]

i don't have the steam verision and it goes fine.....maby it is the steam verision

[KalmarKriszti]

is the best game ever !

[NoUsernameAvailable]

ahaha great vid!! Jokes aside I just bought stalker the other day and am up to the bar stage... there's a fucking armed AI in the bar and I can't talk to the barkeep without getting shot at lol.

If anyone knows how to get around this bug could you please let me know!

[Bruno1P]

hahaha shit that things do the game a shame, but at the same time do the game be too much funny!!

A lot!!!

[shadowfaxs1]

Wtf

[nodham]

Great vid. By far the wierdest things I saw happen were also in those areas (the main "town") and that northern one, forget the name. I had a guy strafing away somewhere, I suppose I should have followed him til he hit a mine, seeing your vid.

[Picapacapopo]

Is Stalker a long game?

[DrBeardo]

Its as long as you wanna make it, it's like a single player mmorpg where the NPCs go arund doing random shit. You ca take just the essential missions to the game or you can go anywhere you like and theres tons of mini missions from the NPCs, ranging from simple got fetch the item to go snipe out these guys for us to join our ranks. You can stay as a loaner or you can join the duty or freedom armies.

[thedumbcusin]

Its just a First Person shooter Role-playing game (a mouthful isnt it?), not a MMORPG. What the hell is a single player MMGRPG? MMO means Massive Multiplayer Online game, where hundreds, if not thousands of real players are playing in one world over the internet.

[thedumbcusin]

Sorry, I meant to say What the hell is a single player MMORPG, not MMGRPG

[Picapacapopo]

Thanks buddy! Thumbs up for that comment!

[Zigfield7]

dude, i think this is the best game ever.

[SecretPanda]

LOL love ending when u threw the last grenade =)

(guy at the right makes a run for it XD)

[mcar44]

does this one game coming on psp?

[jddaman1337]

The real question is, why would you want it on the PSP?

[BATTLECATT00]

LMFAO....very funny vid, I came across some stuff like that in the game thinking, WTF?

My faveriot glitch is when you kill em, you run over to them and they are missing...

[Drumhead12]

whats the name of the song??

[KuriVaiM]

Music is "Oasis - F*ckin in the bushes

[yomomasface]

Does anyone out there speak german!!!!!??? i need someone to translate something for me!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!

Fehler

um zu funktionieren braucht das spiel eine page-datei von minderstens 2GB. bittie die systemkonfiguration anpassen, bevor das spiel erneut gestarted wird.

WTF does this mean!!!!!! i can play stalker unless i know what this mean!!! TELL ME PLZ!! SOMEONE!!!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING DESPERATE!!!!!!

[BuergermeisterGTH]

rise up the swap file to 2gb

[yomomasface]

duh

[BuergermeisterGTH]

rise up the swap file to 2gb

[yomomasface]

duh

[Pumpernickel006900]

Failure!In order to work ur game needs a "page-data" of at least 2 GB. Please adjust ur settings before the game gets started again

[yomomasface]

DUDE! lol i know whats wrong! ive known since ive known i dont want this game anymore! my computer sucks balls and dosent meet the requirements to any game but i still play the orange box! lol well... this games settings is falure! lol jk jk but still, idc about the game anymore. :(

[Pumpernickel006900]

Even this game is a reason to buy a new 1 believe me

[yomomasface]

Lol. what is the best RAM card to get? Also, can ya plz give me a list of recomended things to buy for my computer to play the game? There is also a game called Crysis i want to play. I have the demo... It lags so bad id not bother to play it. it would still be in the same image by the time youve fininshed reading this comment... Well, lol. im thinking of getting some alien ware. :)

[Pumpernickel006900]

Okay u gotta rob the NASA 4 sum alien ware i guess:) The same requirements crrysis posed 2 have. Type in :Crysis Demolition here on utube.Ur Gonna recognize:) Deed jus get u a high end system. At least id do it. But i got holidays... if u really want me 2 list those id research it 4 u :)

[yomomasface]

lol. by alienware, i mean the custom pc and laptops online. lol i really do ned a CHEAP computer components for the best gameplay. lol thx btw

[DrBeardo]

send me a PM with your current specs and a budget, I can help ou pick the best possible parts for the cash.

[yomomasface]

thats just the problem, i dont know my specs. I also dont really want this game anymore :) (NO AFFECNE)

[chiquitabanana420]

take out the music

[tomcio2311]

o may gad is wery fany

[andy1942liu]

WTF?

[Havoc120]

Has anyone ever seen or done the glitch after you finished killing off the sniper in the military talk to skull and keep clicking the dialogue button and you constantly just keep getting money aah thats how I made over a million in that game it was great! plus with the trader mod thats the best.

[WebSoldier]

Ugh...

I never found any bugs in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. when I played without any patches and only a couple mods to weapons (running 1.0003 now, still no bugs like these) Perhaps it was just your version, Voozio?

[Voozio]

The question is... were you looking for those bugs? :)

Because i did. Love a little Q&A with games.

[WebSoldier]

Since watching this, I've gotten a few ragdoll-through-the-wall bugs, and some vanishing ragdolls, but nothing special. Actually, pretty typical stuff for games with ragdoll physics.

[PolskaOmerta]

That gameplay was sort of depressing... I've been thinking about getting the game though, would it be worth it if I installed the patches?

[Voozio]

Get the game. Patch it. Install some High Quality mods.

Despite the bugs, its still a good game.

[chengda85]

what high quality mods

[GUnit2214]

Talking about OASIS i think the guy who walks into the wall is going like YOU'RE MY WONDERWALL :))) !!!

[GUnit2214]

I got that moment too when the guy walks in the wall :))

[GUnit2214]

Another WTF moment :))!!!

[KuriVaiM]

this oasis soundtrack makes this vid so f_ucking fantastic, perfectly fits with that vid

[KuriVaiM]

nice vid Voozio, never get tired of this game, completed twice but started over again with level up difficulty, awesome game

[Voozio]

Thanks.

I've acctually replayed the game recently with AMK Mod v.1.4 installed and enjoyed it.

Much better then the original gameplay.

Still found some funny bugs, but was too lazy to record it :D

Im waiting for the release of the "Clear Sky"(not any time soon tho) to try and stress test it too. If there will be any bugs worth watching, i'll make another video.

[doudge01]

i like it

[crujefachas]

what song?

[Voozio]

Music is "Oasis - F*ckin in the bushes"

[TehCream]

Developers release patches for a reason...

[Voozio]

Thank you Captain Obvious. But the game wasn't ready for release. More like beta.

[thequorthon]

Do you have a powerful machine ? I'm running it on a dual core pentium 1.86 GHz, 1 Gig of RAM and a GeForce 7300 and it's very choppy. Do you have some kind of mods optimizing the engine ?

[Voozio]

No, i dont have. Try tweaking you video settings.

For example setting from "dynamic" to "static" lightning option should drastically increase fps.

[ShambleS11GameS]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R is a good game.

it has a prety dumb ai i must admit,

and they tend to glitch through walls.

and youl do a mission and the idiots will go and die.

But thats just how it goes lol..

If they didnt glitch though walls the dumb ai could be explained away by the fact that people can be dumb.

There are also mods. to rectify some problems, But i prefer the game as it is. I can put up with the bugs more than the changes the mods make.

Its a good game as it is.

-ShambleS-

[Voozio]

Finally some objectivity, for a change. :)

Glad you liked the game.

[GSBELKA]

stalker is spooky.

[Trusten1984]

Their are many bugs !!!!

[360DarkHalofan78]

stalker has alot of bugs i nedet one time to start over the entire game becuse some dum asshole wouldent mowe!! but stil stalker is a prity good game i would play it agaione but i lost the game somewher in my room XD

[gamemaker60]

Yeah the AI fucking sucks anus... How to find the moonlight: Its there, in the agroprom sewers, just be sure to look around carefully. I dont know, maybe its somehow randomly spawned at the beginning of the game... I dont know.

[Paco319]

at 46 hes just trying to destroi the wall.

[HL2BOY]

yeah , this game is buggy , but i gotta tell you , this game is the bes FPS game i've ever played (after Half life 2 and Bioshock and JK2)

[Wewk1337]

Lols. Like half of these things have happened for me, not more than once though. I run it on 1.0005

[oldreone]

how do i find moonlight artifact? its not there where its supposed to be, like in agroprom sewers...its not there. plz help me!

[TiQiLux]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R is FPS. But FPS with some RPG feautures. Really very good game, one of the best.

[yarow122]

I have a question. What's this game truly about? Can someone brief me in on it? NO SPOILERS!

[PsychoVincent]

It'sa "What if" story taking place in Tjernobyl, a town that for like 20 years ago had some sort of nuclear ( or someshit like that ) accident. Of course that was bad, but this is if a secound accident had happened, that was far worse than the first one.

[yarow122]

...?/? (completely confused)

[friendlyfire01]

you play a man trapped in a quarantine zone made after a second severe nuclear explosion at the real nuclear facility named chernobyl. you are trying to unravel some mysteries about who you are (in the beginning you have amnesia) and possibly try to take all the radiation away from the zone to save the world.

it is an awesome game, best i've ever played

[yarow122]

Oh, thanks.

[PsychoVincent]

What is it that you don't understand.

And sorry it's not Tjernobyl, it's Chernobyl xP.

[yarow122]

Your words confused me, that's all. :P

[RTardEntertainment]

its both.

[rainbowrampage1]

lol im guessin u had no patches on

[Voozio]

it was patched to 1.0001 back then (latest atm).

[friendlyfire01]

latest is 1.06

hello guys! stalker is a online game? me i know what kind of video card and memory card is require for the pc? and oh! the processor to... hope some one give me an answer... coz there still no stalker game in the philippines... hope some one sale an original copy of it here in philippine. coz all of the instaler here arepirated..