These jokes USED to be funny. But then they took my FUCKING DICK UP THEIR POOP SHOOT SO FAR THEY CRIED SEMEN FOR THE REST OF THEIR MISERABLE EXISTENCE
@Epicpanzer Well, there are about 264, including mine, 265 comments on this Video. So there's a maximum of 264 arrow to the knee jokes possible, and if you got one dollar for every single one you could get a maximum of 264 dollars. So you'd be not the richest man alive, the richest man alive owns about 74 billion dollars. Sincerely, Anti-Joke Chicken
either that fellow whom Ace gets his ass handed to BIG TIME, has eaten waaaaay to many coffee-beans, or has had a diet of something that makes you act like that
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don't you think he almost looks like he could be Steve Urkels really distant cousin or brother?
lol
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2:28 and 2:52, OUCH!! And, damn, he sure can scream,
LOL devil hair
TheVIDEOClub1000 15 hours ago
Arrow to the knee?
Try two arrows to the Thighs!
RandomPumishumi 2 days ago
its a screen within a screen within a screen ....SCREENCEPTION!!
cb7pwn 4 days ago
Legend
ThePlitka 5 days ago
Man, who knew that Gary Coleman was such a fighter?
MyGamer125 1 week ago
Press 7 at 2:51
PIKACHU49386 1 week ago
1:40 wolverine time
andrea9342 1 week ago
Also, press 7 xD
CardcaptorKee 1 week ago
NOBODY. MESSES. WITH. THE DO!!
CardcaptorKee 1 week ago
Thumb up if you watch this video in 2012 !
FlyingArmy 1 week ago
i have beat him hwehwhehwhhehwhehehehe hahhah!!!
Perkssssssss 1 week ago
AAAAHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHH????
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
me: :D
Epsand 1 week ago
Pretty much why I stopped at Elder Scrolls FOUR...
Epsand 1 week ago
Come on people! The Arrow to the knee joke was so 2011. Now its spear to the thigh! LOL
LtSHAKEnBAKE 1 week ago 2
15 people had spears thrown at them..
MrDx200102 1 week ago
i only came here to see if there was arrow to the knee jokes xD
shadowdemons117 1 week ago 3
i used to be a famous actor, but then i took a spear to the thigh
gamejestor 1 week ago
can someone tell me where the phrase "I took an arrow to the knee" came from?
Silentstorm231 1 week ago
@Silentstorm231 Skyrim
Fairymane1 1 week ago
@Silentstorm231 Skyrim my friend. ( its a game )
7ambiguous 1 week ago
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Silentstorm231 1 week ago
it's not his knee fucktards.
its his thigh.
XKDUBSTEP 2 weeks ago 3
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TheOxbigboy 2 weeks ago
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I used to make stupid Skyrim jokes, but then I took a spear in the thigh.
XxBigWheel104xX 2 weeks ago
Its IN THE KNEE, not to ;)
123hornygamer 2 weeks ago
AYEAYEAYEAYEAYEALLLLLRIGHTY THEN!!!
omgthatskool54 2 weeks ago
Hipster Jim Carrey:Takin' arrows to the knee before it was cool .
DGXSuckit 2 weeks ago 3
jim carry thought he was fast then he took an arrow to the knee
XxNoXplodexX 3 weeks ago
@XxNoXplodexX stfu
hardXcoreminecraft 2 weeks ago
1:54 - 1:59
That's why you don't mess with drummers :D
HylianSith920 3 weeks ago
These jokes USED to be funny. But then they took my FUCKING DICK UP THEIR POOP SHOOT SO FAR THEY CRIED SEMEN FOR THE REST OF THEIR MISERABLE EXISTENCE
Jacobs6Geno 3 weeks ago
You know the best thing about this movie? When it was released, those stupid arrow jokes didn't exist!
GerardoPerez 3 weeks ago 8
I used to be an arrow until i get to the knee jokes....
MrJohnMark21 4 weeks ago
STOP WITH THE ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES ! Gah !
loloknowsme 1 month ago 6
@loloknowsme i used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then i took a rectum to the chin
Supremerful 1 month ago
@Supremerful well said I suppose -.-'
loloknowsme 1 month ago
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I used to get a dollar for every arrow to the knee joke; then I took an arrow to the knee!!!
jstryde 1 month ago
If I got a dollar for every arrow to the knee joke in this video then I would be the richest man alive.
Epicpanzer 1 month ago 37
@Epicpanzer You would be.......but then you'd take an arrow to the knee.
amazingcomedy2 1 month ago
@Epicpanzer Well, there are about 264, including mine, 265 comments on this Video. So there's a maximum of 264 arrow to the knee jokes possible, and if you got one dollar for every single one you could get a maximum of 264 dollars. So you'd be not the richest man alive, the richest man alive owns about 74 billion dollars. Sincerely, Anti-Joke Chicken
Schnitzelwuerfel 5 days ago
@Epicpanzer I was going to make one then ace took two spears to the shins
DDG62 3 days ago
I used to make arrow to the knee-jokes but then I took a vagina to the penis
TheNervouscreep 1 month ago 56
@TheNervouscreep I used to take vaginas to the penis, but then I took a Skyrim to the computer.
Tonio31 3 weeks ago
I used to be a comedian like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
Ywaajii 1 month ago
I used to make lame top comments like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee....
CyrustheVirus1234 1 month ago
I used to write top comments like you, then i took an arrow to the knee.
yoyo231323 1 month ago
I used to make arrow to knee jokes, but then tribesman kicked my @ss
TheSabrinioable 1 month ago
was this filmed with a potato?
jgfjkda 1 month ago 2
@jgfjkda No a camera, but close enough.
BlizzardGiratina 1 month ago
@jgfjkda potato took an arrow in the knee!
jstryde 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
he tooked an arrow to the knee
aerodromiaN4Life 1 month ago
Bumblebee Tuna
SlimBioHazzard 1 month ago
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EggsAndHaggis 1 month ago
wasnt the guy ace fightin in living color?
ultraness1 1 month ago
Enough with the knee jokes already. Sick of people failing to quote them.
"In the knee", not "to the knee".
HenrikssonGnaget 1 month ago
@HenrikssonGnaget maybe u need a vacation from the nee jokes
ultraness1 1 month ago
i used to be an explorer then i took a firefox to the knee
Kristensen1302 1 month ago
I used to be a spaceman, till I took an arrow to the knee...
HUNTER125X 1 month ago
Wachootoo Medicine Man: [upon seeing Ace] Equinsu ocha!
Ace Ventura: [to Ouda] What does "equinsu ocha" mean?
Ouda: White devil.
lol!
Altonbr1 1 month ago
he took a spear to the knee
TheArhole 1 month ago
Shut the fuck up, your shitty knee jokes are terrible.
TheJayLeHol 1 month ago
I had reflexes like a cat and the speed of a mongoose... until i took an arrow to the knee..
Alternatetunic21 1 month ago
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i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to the knee
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Rangerramon2 1 month ago
All you dumbasses, he wasn't even hit on the damn knee, he was hit higher above.
Kranical 1 month ago
''He much better fighter than you.''
-''DOIE!''
wiimannoob 1 month ago
ESTAVA PELEANDO EN LA SELVA, HASTA QUE RECIBI UNA FLECHA EN MI PIERNA!
KenshinNboy 1 month ago
THROW IT I DARE YA :D
tomazgabrovsek 1 month ago
I was expecting arrow to the knee jokes on this vid... but then I took an arrow to the knee
skogis06 1 month ago
He used to be awesome and then he took an arrow on the knee
And became god
Shallowhearted 1 month ago
i used to be Ace Ventura, Then I Took 2 arrows to the knee
ElKyuZou 1 month ago
and then he became a guard in whiterun....
newghostly 1 month ago
i used to be a pet detective like you ... then i took a spear to the knee
williamwolfcub 1 month ago 3
you lot may have had an arrow in your knee but ace had had a spear in both ;D
Desten121 1 month ago
Hey... oh, I was going to comment about the lack of arrow to the knee jokes, but there already is one. :/
DoubleGlog 1 month ago
Hipster Jim Carrey, he took an arrow to the knee before it was cool.
cbabrunal 1 month ago 3
I hear Ace now works at the zoo... as a guard.
sdfwrestler 1 month ago
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sum1youshouldno 1 month ago 14
@sum1youshouldno i used to be a coldblooded murder, now I figured out that i have one man left ..........
kubasku 4 weeks ago
aahhhhhh ahhhhh 'throw me a spear" *throws spear* *stab to other leg*aaaaah ahaahaaaah
seadivider395 1 month ago
He took an arrow in the knee.
Loris931 1 month ago
@Loris931 LMFAO I love how people are finding 'arrow in the knee' scenes all over the net. haha
culokristof 1 month ago
throw me the spearrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ivanmeza 1 month ago
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Ace Ventura took Spear/Arrow in the knee before it was mainstream..
ValisHD 1 month ago
skip to 2:20 your welcome
jake88usmc 1 month ago
IT IN THE BONE IT IN THE BONE LOL
ChefPyRo70 1 month ago
I would have beaten a native, but then I took a spear in the knee.
ardman78 1 month ago
when will people realize that this "arrow to the knee" joke isn't funny or clever
latrodectusful 1 month ago
@latrodectusful I don't think they are clever but just because you don't like them doesn't mean they are not funny
iiH3R3T1C 1 month ago
@latrodectusful I think we will realize it when we stop laughing.
kb1g 1 month ago
@latrodectusful Do you even have a clue what it's from? :D
culokristof 1 month ago
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cordlessmind 1 month ago
3:00 best scene in the movies history
LMFAO
DARKSTARVINGWOLF 1 month ago
@DARKSTARVINGWOLF agreed
dickcheese663 3 weeks ago
i used to like these arrow to the knee jokes,
then i took an arrow to the knee
Phoenix8374 1 month ago 2
i used to be a adventurer like you then i took two javelin to the tigh
YatsuraHeadOn 1 month ago
i thinks its obvios what im going to say but lets get this over with
blahblahblahblabhblalhb.....but then i took an arrow to the knee
TheBansheeBomb 1 month ago
i used to be a pet detective but then i took an arrow to the knee
JackJamesRowley 1 month ago
i used to be an adventurer like that guy, then i took an arrow in the knee
erikman2011 1 month ago
Its In The Bone!!! Its In The Bone!!! Its In The Boooooone!!
FearFreddyKrueger 1 month ago
Ace: "i hope you know i got the reflexes of a cat, and the speed of a mongoose, so THROW IT, I DARE YA!"
Indian: "AYYYYYIIEEEEEEEEE"
*ace finds the spear in his leg*
Ace: " AHYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
kiidkillaz 1 month ago
chief say you fight like sissy girl ! lmao SISSY GIRL!
RyanK222 1 month ago
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Fidy002 2 months ago 29
@Fidy002 N00b I took a SPEAR in my knee
MrAnonymous825 1 month ago
@MrAnonymous825 It's a kinda metaphor not a metaphor but...
1v1atrix 1 month ago
either that fellow whom Ace gets his ass handed to BIG TIME, has eaten waaaaay to many coffee-beans, or has had a diet of something that makes you act like that
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don't you think he almost looks like he could be Steve Urkels really distant cousin or brother?
lol
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2:28 and 2:52, OUCH!! And, damn, he sure can scream,
ROLFMAO!!
lotten1992 2 months ago
Why couldn't the spear hit him in the balls?
MostwantedLover1 2 months ago
I was unaware that the WACHOOTOOOO'S WERE BITERS!
iLoveGeliBeanz 2 months ago
lol this was like Rich franklin vs Anderson silva.:P
trespasser4000 2 months ago
its in the bone.. ITS IN THE BONE!!!!
NarutoFan123FIGHT 2 months ago
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lotten1992 2 months ago
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAA ALRIGHTY THEN!!!!!!
BenGoldmanRulzzz 2 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS IN THE BONE =p
AqWaZ1000 2 months ago
This was the first movie I ever saw Jim Carey in !!
this scene makes me laugh so hard even after 15 years
ivy91000 2 months ago
This scene CRACKS ME UP!!!! this is classic and funniest fight in a movie ever
vincethegoat1 2 months ago
3:13 its in the bone its in the bone!!!
BarrelBurner473 2 months ago
@BarrelBurner473 LOL, brings back memories.
Navybluthrd002 2 months ago
"it´s in the bone, it´s in the bone, it´s in the bone, it´s in the bone"
DIZAZZO 2 months ago
"i was unaware that the wachutus... WE'RE BITERS!"Lmao
BigOldMrKnish 2 months ago
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vincethegoat1 2 months ago
Some comedians must have disliked this :D
LordVilinkameni 3 months ago
NO ONE. MESSES. WITH THE DOO!!!!
smorepie 3 months ago 2
AAAAYYYYYYYIYIYIYIYIYIYAAALRIGHTY THEN!!!!
eluvb 3 months ago 69
i can watch his movies without getting bored i can watch it all the time again and again i love him <3<3<3<3
lailajustingomez 3 months ago
WHITE DEVIL ACE
96Iheb 3 months ago
240p, for ultimate torture to the eyes and mental stability -_-
WorstCommenter2008 3 months ago
@WorstCommenter2008 dont be a bitch monkey
reversecolin1256788 3 months ago
Dumpert
BlueNeonProductions 3 months ago
his screams are like in Bruce Almighty when he steps into the puddle.
TheJayman213 3 months ago
Wierd----Ventura can take on an alligator, yet he can't beat up a person whos' like 70 pounds lighter then him...HOW DOES THAT WORK?!
TheBlacknMetal 3 months ago
@TheBlacknMetal He was unaware that the Waachutues were biters!
mikethevet 3 months ago
Nobody messes with the due.... (BAD LUCK STARTS TO HAPPEN).....That due has got to go...
Excelarose 3 months ago
1:44 Wolverine
GalryZ 4 months ago
1:55 Freaking hilarious XD
nefty018 4 months ago
"Ace! *steps into the ring* He much better fighter than you..." "DOI." LOL XD
xxRAWRxGIRLxx 4 months ago
Its obviously Tommy Davidson...Jaleel White? Pleeeaaase.
squidman22 4 months ago
3:00 funnnny ass fuck.
GREENS562 4 months ago
Ace getting his head beat on the drums gets me every time xD
TheSurfinbird21 4 months ago 27
1:27 ouch!
ltcurb 4 months ago
shi kaka
JunglistJeff 5 months ago
you missed the funniest line ever...
The final test is wutatu circle of death
Ace: Funny, thats my specialty
mrperson722 5 months ago
1:30-1:53 : ooo now he's mad!
TheNikeike 5 months ago
@TheNikeike
NOBODY...MESSES...WITH THE "DOO"!!!
Raptormon132 5 months ago 3
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TheNikeike 5 months ago
I love the Bruce Lee takeoffs, e.g., high pitched victory screams ala Enter the Dragon :38 ; 1:18 ; 2:30 ; and 3:24.
windk100 5 months ago
2:57 is hilarous and ouch again!!
MrBassmaster2002 5 months ago
2:34 must hert ouch!
MrBassmaster2002 5 months ago
0:21 was best
MrBassmaster2002 5 months ago
0:23 was best
MrBassmaster2002 5 months ago
does anyone think white devil is a little racist, i don't but a lot of my friends do?
CrazyyKiki16 5 months ago
@CrazyyKiki16 nah it aint racist
DJclue94 5 months ago
Press 7 for spear to the leg.
Starwarsfan94 6 months ago
this is it I have to beat him? hem hem hem hem hem
Ritzy68 6 months ago
THATS IT... NOBODY MESSES WITH THE DO.....
tyscore 6 months ago
LOL!! Funniest scene ever.
Digikid2007 6 months ago
hahaha i can't believe that's tommy davidson. when i was little, i remember cracking up so bad watching this scene lol.
cheesebarf808 6 months ago
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TheLovelessemo11 6 months ago
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TheLovelessemo11 6 months ago
keep pressing 6 for ace dancing
jabathedrunk 6 months ago
2:57 Just do this all day.
Rith9789 6 months ago
name of the song at 2:00 ?
Thesiedler 6 months ago
Reminds me of an angry Mini-Me!
ParamoreMegaFan1 6 months ago
Haha
vk4540 6 months ago
DAMN ! ....THE GREAT TOMMY DAVIDSON !!!
tonyKization 6 months ago
the beating him up is the guy from in living color
peeweefanful 7 months ago
he look just like wolverine in 1:44
LoveStone1989 7 months ago
@LoveStone1989 I was just about to say the same thing. Apart from no chops this is the same hairstyle.
Supertron5000 7 months ago
Regardless of how you look at 2:27, that African warrior is a lousy shot with the spear...
Slimer2x3 7 months ago
the laugh at 0.30 is so funny!
rugbylover95 7 months ago
He has to fight Ramires?
JohnDC13 8 months ago
i totally forgot that was tommy davidson
cvire1971 8 months ago
I think, this is the first-time Tommy Davidson and Jim carrey played in a film/tv-show since "In living color".
TheGodmode680 8 months ago
Is it me or does he look like a black Pauly Shore?
harry426 8 months ago
i cuen suochaaaa!!! xD
Lula1789 8 months ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh..:))hahahaha
ilmelya 9 months ago
Its a modern day "life of brian","holy grail".Absolute classic never, tire of it!
awowsmatow 9 months ago
3:00 best part lmao
TheAlexrice 9 months ago
he just got shikakad two times
SHYBOYKUN22 9 months ago
AAAAAIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLRIGHTYY THEN!
BeastMode26944 9 months ago
This is were Chelsea scouts search for football players
hahahahhhaa
27dejan27 9 months ago 2
Ace: did you just call say white devil, white devil?
Oda: This how they know you.
daywalker48603 9 months ago
Fantastic movie, it make me laugh a lot all the times!!!
MegaMg84 9 months ago
nobody messes with the DOOOOOO lol
hakrem123 10 months ago