Zooniversity Presents: Coastie Song (What's a Coastie?)

[DownWithDarth]

lol these people exist in Montreal, only they're not called coasties. But yeah, black tights, Uggs, North Face jackets. Goddamn why do people dress like that?

[pendant517]

the fact that anything jewish is included in this is pretty offensive

[dbellinasr]

What's a Goatse?

[forgottensoul430]

Apparently Maine isn't a part of the east coast because a lot of people do not dress like that here (Maine).

[rymccoy]

Holy shit, flyover state attempt at humor. AND the music is terrible to boot.

[MHB30]

381st

[Icarus166s]

I got recommended this video because I'm in the Coast Guard. I don't know if I should be offended by this video or just face-palming because of the stupidity.

[scarletrobin]

@Icarus166s Words having multiple definitions oh my

[pattyandsteve69]

@Icarus166s obviously never attended/visited UW Madison. Go Badgers!

[bechilled202]

@pattyandsteve69 go uw madison!

[emmasoldon]

@Icarus166s

"Coastie" isn't short for "Cost Guard." It's these east-coasters acting like that ^ at UW Madison.

[nyyankfan05]

Coasties are incredibly retarded. Bastards wear winter coats when its 55 degrees out.

[rh86ali]

OK WE DONT CARRY A COACH BAGS!

[DubbleBubbleDancer]

Hahaha New Jersey Coastie<333

Speaking from experience, this is SO true.

[bosskthegreat]

coastbags

[BoonesFarm50]

You say WISCONSIN!



[slothgooey]

@BoonesFarm50 youve said it all

[TheXlxFEARLESSxlx]

Madison... dumbass coasties <3

[azriel724]

@gilkison, I totally agree with you.

[azriel724]

I thought coasties are from both sides of the coasts? Ugg boots are popular in every big cities in the US. Coastie girls walk with attitude because they're confident and they own it. Sorry smalltown values is irrelevant in big cities like LA, Chicago, Miami, NY, and SF. FYI, I'm a Midwestern who's a west coast transplant and UW alumni.

[mariahMgreer]

@azriel724 they are from both coasts...i think...its just more prevalent on the east..idk

[loudlikeabear]

coasties give me a boner

[birgorkha1]

@loudlikeabear i hear u man hahahaha

[MissDee091]

What I have learned about Coaties:

They look like they don't eat

They all look alike

They are spoiled and expect the world to revolve around them

It's funny they mention the KK:

I went to the KK last year with a friend of mine and a friend of hers. This 98 pound Coastie (I am guessing she was a Coastie because of her attitude) approaches me and tells me her friend (a guy who wasn't my type) wanted to dance with me. I ignored her and she called me an obnoxious bitch....

[RPK74m]

@MissDee091 I, and the group I hung with (coworkers), stayed far away from KK. We did not even consider going in there.

[RPK74m]

I knew people from the east coast who were NOT coasties, and knew people from Chicago and Milwaukee Subarbs who acted just like coasties. It's more of a personality, not a location issue.

[DMBandJM]

This song completely sums up UW-Madison. Well done!

[CodexAlimentarius1]

Jews bring nothing but problem! ask any RUSSIAN!!

[idigstd]

I'm a proud Badger and I'm moving the Virginia next week. This is my theme song for the move. Lord help me.

[Genau1988]

"these" are quite typical here at the University of Iowa

[WhenLifeGivesULimes]

I live in Rhode Island and I'm going to UW next year, but I'm not too worried about being pinned a "coastie." The only "coastie" thing mentioned in this video that I own is an iPod (3 year old video that I love and don't plan on updating), and I can't see how that could possibly correlate to geography, given how popular they are. I'm living in the university housing, too, so that should help things out.

I'm excited. =]

[RPK74m]

@WhenLifeGivesULimes When I went to the UW, I had no problem with the people from over there. Coastie is an attitude, and they can come from just about anywhere, including the north suburbs of Chicago and from select neighborhoods of Milwaukee.

Anyway, the worst behavior of coastism (in a fashion sense) came from the Korean international students. I mean, come on! Ugg boots and shorts when it is 90 degrees?

[CodexAlimentarius1]

For the sake of humanity all white liberals should be rounded up and forcibly sterilized.

[deathpuppet16]

@CodexAlimentarius1 obvious troll is obvious.

[Chuddley1]

Thats right, thats how it goes in Wisconsin.

[Alex8018]

good song

[gilkison]

The Sconnies are the arrogant ones around campus. Much rather hang around with a Coastie than with someone that looks like they are about to date rape someone int he basement of the frat.

[brunettebarbie54]

haha im jewish but im not a coastie :)

[ghostfacedragon]

so where is the parody song about white frat boys pretending to be black?

[fighteroffortune]

yo dude its all man vs man!

[TomLennox24]

this song is so believable...i have never been to Wisconsin but similar types of people stick out like a sore thumb where i went to school at the University of Maryland and also at more Southern schools like UVA, Virginia Tech and UNC! but Wisconsin is lucky in that most of these ppl leave the state after college, MD, VA and NC are less lucky which is also partly why Obama won in NC and VA this time

[TomLennox24]

a lot of them are very spoiled, pretentious, arrogant and elitist and think they are better than us....i am still dealing with such ppl in grad school like we have just had a once in a lifetime blizzard (the mayor of Baltimore herself said so) and they are complaining about how New York was better etc etc and also how MD was "trashy"

[TomLennox24]

and PS none of the Jewish ppl i know who are not from the Northeast are like this.....east coast Italians the guidos are also a very arrogant and unbearable bunch, must be something in the water up there

[theamazingooz]

i live in madison and this is what most of the girls in my high school dress like. wtf? i wish they dressed like what you call sconnies. that's how i dress and people think i'm a freak. again, wtf?

[eboninupe]

Dis very tru. I luv dem coasties!

[kekoskeehornet]

this song is garbage. if u are a UW student i guess.. i live on the southside and only bump quality not some poppy-ass song thinking trying to b pimps.. it's too funny. garbage.period.

[Getttcrunkkkx3]

Oo, Madison. <3

[PhuckingBitch]

@Getttcrunkkkx3 damn rightt baby.

[rehmehheh]

OMG Quincy.. i went to school with you and you were and are still SOOO freaking HOTT. wow.. i had a huge crush on you in school!

[1111111233]

absolutly love it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CodexAlimentarius1]

Shouldn't some of you be murdering some palestinians and selling their organs on the black market.

[sweety3995]

yeah i live in madison and there friggin every where...

[Biggofwi]

So are all people who live in private dorms considered "coasties"

I'm from no where Wisconsin and plan on living in one cause they look nicer

[packbadge]

Im from madison to

[anban17x]

Love it, especailly being from Madison. Stfu haters.

[caraaryana]

why do you have to be jewish to be a coastie

[Biggofwi]

@caraaryana you dont, they just tend to be

[nickjamesbitch2]

wisconsin da best

fuck all u coastie jewish bitches who cant take this song

u bitches can all suk my dick

[WhateverWorks1728]

Not a bad song. Don't understand what people are upset about. It's a song. People need to get a freakin sense of humor.

[littleemizzmee]

yeah rele?ppl in madison dress like this ALL the time!! i live near madison, and thats like the only style!

[airhab]

@littleemizzmee I take it you've never been to the East Side?

[littleemizzmee]

@airhab yeah i have. what makes you think i havent???

[scarletrobin]

Yeah are you kidding? This fashion is all over Madison... It's not just a jewish thing, hence Coastie.

[thisones20eyes]

Your're a Coastie.

[MadtownKT]

really? you've never seen ANYONE dressed like this? you've apparently never been madison

[theboss94tt]

you're probably right... I'm sure the 300+ people who commented below are in on the conspiracy as well... next time think before you comment

[nickjamesbitch2]

if youve never seen a coastie watch the hills u dumb fuck

[pbrlimit]

I am from Madison and I am actually ashamed these two fucking nimrods could make us look so uneducated. Do you realize how SMALL our white Jewish population is here - be they locals or "coasties" ? The vast majority of the students from the east coast are not of the Jewish faith - they are just east coasters. You two fucking idiots need to get bitch slapped so meet me at the Vintage tomorrow to receive your well deserved beat down - numb nuts !

[kikyo1103]

alirght shut up, its just a song. you offended cuz you fucked a coastie and its the only one you got?

[EjK07]

Americans dont know how to dress. north face and uggs when you try to look nice? lol gimme a break! come to europe and we'll teach you fashion

[surfwaxamerica333]

europeans dont know real humor...this song makes fun of that...gimmi a break, come to america and we'll teach you social skills

[shanztwisted102]

i agree, come to europe and you will leave looking freaking Gorgeous!

[alprickett]

You should make a video to go along with the song. It would probably get more viewers because it's not too exciting to watch scrolling pictures these days. Just a thought.

[StrigzProductions]

My new years resolution is to get 1,000 subscribers by 2011. Come to my channel and don't let me break that resolution!

[1kkyu]

Insecure people have always made fun of others. That's all that seems to be going on here.

[fluffypuppy1000]

Anyone who is offended by this seriously needs to get a life. Wow...do you ever consider how many times people from the midwest or rural areas are made fun of by the media??

[wiscdoledino]

ya chicks that go to madison are a bunch of stuck up bitches for sure

[natejesus15]

Am I a Coastie??? Went to UW from CT? Sure did. Fairfield County? Nope. The 860. You don't know it, cause you don't know the 860. Rich daddy? Kinda...he sure wasn't Jewrich. Paid tuition? 'Course not. Lived in the Towers? Oh yeah. Had the laundry service too. Joined a frat? Hell no! Moved to Langdon? Willy St. Drove an SUV? Saturn bitchez. Grew up near NYC? Nope. My neighbors were cows. Coasties thought I was country. 'Scanies thought I was coastie. You're both judgmental pricks!

[lafftur]

Harrison is from Bloomington, IN...anyone calling him a "cutter"?

[dreamerXO5]

pretty sure im a coastie :D-- but im not jewish

[kaiyaxrawr]

this is the perfect description of a gwu girl

[rumidover]

Coasties go to UW-Madison because they want to be there! They want to get the hell out of NY! Can you blame them?

[Porkularpie]

I guess you have to have lived in the Mid-West and never been anywhere to get this.

[71spud]

This video really hits the nail on the head. It always strikes me as funny when people express their individuality by doing what (and acting like) all their friends do. I say if you don't want to be stereotyped stop doing stereotypical things. Even if you are only from #^@$ Chicago.... :-D

I downloaded the video and bought the song on iTunes. If they sold the video I would pay for that too. Coastie is stuck in my head!

[soappyguitar]

this is hilarious, because everything they say I can point out when I'm somewhere!!

[cbrayinga]

One month later...... and I STILL can't get

that tune outta my head!!! I luv it!!

Now when I'm on the road, I don't count cars anymore.... I count COASTIEEEES!!!

[GmanViV]

This shit is funny. I see these hoes all the time at Wando's and Brother's and yes, they are always stuck up bitches.

[dingo925]

Lame, white trash video. These losers will be lucky to graduate.

[bigtomuw]

Awesomeness! Best part at 2:59

[JaundiceMachine]

Back in the day ('06) we called 'em Sorostitutes.

Love you Bucky!

[inachu]

Before coastie was the norm it used to be "JOHNNY COME LATELY"

Even jews themselves rap about it

--- TOO LIVE JEWS - when she fills her ashtray she buys another car.

[wihockey06]

Defo represent

[dradney]

An established UW phenomenon. LOL.... so many memories. Big ups Badgers!

[molybdenumtop]

I do like the Vanilla Ice song, and the sound of a vibrator telephone at the beginning. But what does it have to do with those people that died in WWII?

[molybdenumtop]

Another thing about coasties: whole wheat wraps. Everyday call to a certain infamous downtown Madison convenience store goes as follows: "Can I have, a whole wheat wrap, oven gold turkay, lettuce, tomaytoe, mayoe, avacodoe on the side, and extra hot?" (And after they've paid with a credit card): "Can I have a baag?"

[mjizzleshizzle15]

love this song! <3

[gitarzero2]

So let me get this straight, everyone is freaking out over the line "East Coast Jewish Honey" ? that is stupid.

[jspring2401]

pure genius, love it...

[ortoncourt56]

knock off the JAP stuff very not cool

[inachu]

it is true! they always think they are the best but are the wost jewish trash I have ever seen. I would not want to do her even if she ran after me with million dollars in her hands.

[gossipxgirlies]

shower today" look), and anything North Face, typically the Denali jackets or knee-length down coats. They also like to wear stretchy black or maroon pants bunched up around the tops of their Uggz. During the winter, Coasties can be identified by their bright orange skin- they are notorious over-users of tanning booths.

[gossipxgirlies]

Girls from the coastal areas of the United States, who for some reason decided to flood the University of Wisconsin - Madison. Very easy to spot, owing to their overuse of: Uggz boots (even when it isn't cold or snowy), large sunglasses (even when there is no sun), messy ponytails

[kansasrules2]

Unfortunately, there seems to be a growing sense of smugness exploding all across the UW campus. The first step is identifying the problem. Well done, gentlemen!

[PartyboySyndrome]

UW Madison Rocks

[lrthorne]

You would have to be a seriously no-life-having moron to get offended by this song.

[BUSTEDLOVER13]

i'm jewish and i thought that this song was sooooooooooooo FUNNY!!!!!! I LOV IT!!!! i kno soooooooooooooo many girls at my song that fit under this category!! lolz XD

[chanocular]

LOL....All of my ex-girlfriends are Coasties. Damn.

[cadmiumblue]

Wow...this song manages to be sexist AND Anti-Semitic at the same time. I can see why people got seriously pissed off over this song.

[mathyousaid]

yes true, and its only funny to people who wish they had money. (or daddies money)

jealousy at its finest right here

[trthorson]

put on some grown-up pants and get over it. its poking light fun at people not from the midwest. i would call you ignorant if you believe that "coasties" don't legitimately treat "sconnies" like crap.

and sexist? lern ur wordz pls. "perverted" is likely the worst word that could be used to describe the song - far from "sexist".

[haydnmcbad]

haha, they wouldn't let me in the KK one night because I said I was the reincarnation of Benito Mussolini

[brettsontfarrey]

I'm sorry, but only douche bags wear North Face jackets.

[cbrayinga]

AWESOME!!! Dammit....I can't get that tune outta my head.....''always blowin' daddy's money...."

[heuer21]

thats awesome. There are coasties everywhere...

[BakaEm0]

I love it.

I live in the north, yet there is INDEED coasties. D;

[mcneil123]

i hate coaties

[kevinnketamine]

I love the coastie look

[guppie1976]

We called them "Easties" when I went to the UW in the '90s. Pretty much the same though.

[fluffypuppy1000]

true true.

[sportgurl1515]

hahahahahahaha love it!

[Borntobedamned]

Perfect anti-hipster/yuppie song.

[nellybelly0210]

so... coastie is the new word for a rich kid?

[streetfeiter]

Nice....I love it

[MiDNighTdAiSy27]

this is dead on

[scott54730]

i would love to see an actual video for this

[toddjenkins09]

Hey dudes. My copliment's on this video. If they COASTIES have a problem with this. Then they really need to look into a mirror and GET A GRIP!

[rrrutkowski]

Love those east coast bitches!!!

[ZeroCorpse]

This is what happens when an entire generation is raised on shitty music.

Your generation's music is going to be remembered like disco and lounge singing.

[cwgannon]

I wasn't aware that this one song wholly represented this generation's music. Thanks for the revelation!

[juice1206]

@ZeroCorpse go from zero corpse to one corpse by fucking killing yourself...

[bigoneida]

It figures this would come out of UW... - MU Grad!

[DenaMarah]

You guys are really talented. haha

[MilwaukeeHaakon24]

so true so true............whats the big deal?

[ithrowdown1977]

Hahahaha! Can't wait for the remix guys, well done!

-UW Alum

[ithrowdown1977]

Hahahaha! Can't wait for the remix guys!

-UW Alumn

[youneedmorecowbell]

I went into a grocery store on the edge of UW campus. I had never seen so many white people in one place at the same time.

[si99y]

this is pretty rowdy. i give it a standing ovation

[rotationslim]

this is so anti-semitic....as a uw alumni i don't like this

[Hannibal222]

I'm from California, and I enjoyed this thoroughly. We hate the coasties here too, ironically.

[omgwtfwhoami]

"Make sure to "cop" the song in iTunes." I didn't realize that's how people spoke in Wisconsin.

[JoJoPogo22]

Well, they don't. It was just these two trying to be cool, I guess. Funny video though.

[dejaentendu247]

if anyone takes offense to this YOU'VE got some problems. Don't get mad... a coastie makes ya toastie.

[bassettwheel]

This is hilarious. I just got back from Orlando and the Coastie-look is in full effect down there as well.

[hifilofi]

The amount of comment removed by author is troubling. On the one hand you ask for a sense of humor from viewers, but then commit rampant censorship yourself. Check yourself.

[541154220]

when it says comment removed by author, doesn't "author" refer to the person who wrote the comment originally, and not the person who posted the video?

[dpiddy022]

"Comment removed by author" would be more accurately described as "Comment removed by commenter"

[thalmightyfather]

well done

[colinmadbeast]

The fact that there is any sort of uproar over this video is embarrassing. Good Lord people, take a joke.

[kraura28]

tight

[pmollan]

Im a Sconie living in NYC. I think I'm dating a coastie now! What can I do?

[smanning69]

Dude, you are in trouble if she gets a stroller for the dog, and then goes to Nordstroms.

[omgwtfwhoami]

Move back to Nowhere.

[MDuchek]

Pretty lame video. The photos are the same ones over and over and don't really show a good photo of what you're talking about.

[smanning69]

I am a Sconnie transplant and live in Delray Beach Florida and yes, "Coasties" are everywhere. They are usually priviledged New Yorkers. Actually, South Florida is actually a southern burough of NYC. Jewish or not, the Coasties down here sport the Uggs in 90+ degree weather, and hang out at Starbucks. They are usually seen with the dirt bag poseur guys with buzz cuts and bad tattoos along with their beater T's and laptops, looking all important, smoking cigarettes and trying to look cool.

[pgunpgun]

I had a date with a girl from Wisconsin one time. She was a big girl but I did it because I was in a slump.

At the end of the date I went to give her a kiss and a piece of meat fell out of her mouth. I asked her what is was and she said it was a piece of bratwurst that was stuck under her tongue. She then picked it off the floor and ate it.

I told her I had to go and she said I could drop her off at a McDonald's near her house. She said she wanted to eat a value meal before bed

[cty43945]

pgun, I think you are a female, and a coastie, freud would agree.

[zattackjb1]

pgunpgun that is a pretty faggish comment about your Wisconsin date, that only happens in Deuce Bigelow idiot!

[crossedphoenix]

This song is completely stupid and pointless. The 2 guys who wrote it look like they too could be "coasties" if they were not male. Bunch of chotches.

pgun, I'm sure there are some fat and ugly girls where you are from.

Wisconsin kicks ass!!!

[crossedphoenix]

Oh yea, the chick can't be a coastie cause those are some corn-fed, midwest titties if I ever saw some!!!

[pgunpgun]

Where's the song and video about fat, ugly, Wisconsin farm girls?

[tkorbie2]

Have you even been to Wisconsin?

[cty43945]

A COASTIE!!!

I graduated from UW-Madison way back in 75'. Lived