Winning the Lottery - YOUR DESTINY

[iGoLeC]

good video

[plainbond]

my mum says "you have to be in it to win it"

my dad calls it "the idiot tax"

i'm personally torn coz my dad will lecture me to death on why it's sutpid if i choose mums side, and if i choose dads side, my head will get bitten off.

p.s before i watched the vid, i noticed the title, and then the comment below me. at that point i was thinking u were losing it.

[harkying99]

@plainbond your dad is right.Only poor people play the lottery.

[moonitok]

But turtles aren't amphibians..

[KmmReaper712]

Well i felt like you were interrogating me almost, like its stretched out and i forgot what the joke was.. if u would just sum it up a little bit or go slower i think it would be funnier.. also i find that if you talk about someones video on youtube, like reviewing it like, search RayWilliamJohnson on here, like dont do what he does, but something like that, like talk about videos that people put up here and ask for people to send you some videos to review..

[Chavacito32]

Does anyone else get this video that the sound is coming from only one speaker?

[TheBunnybeater]

Aye, my earlier videos only had mono sound, coming from one speaker - the microphone I was using was very old, and apparently only supported the one channel. Why it doesn't come out through both channels, I have no idea.

The newer ones don't have this problem.

[123chalana]

mimy? cool

[snakeman414]

Hey its snakeman i love it very funny im subscribed just a couple things though in your videos try to have more expression instead of being straight faced all the time don't take it the wrong way other than that awesome vids.

[kittyfox7]

You started off alright but you just rambled on and I lost the point you were trying to make and while I was thinking of what your point was as you were getting to it, I missed a lot of what you were saying when I was thinking. lol So your going a bit too fast for us to understand.

[likqt]

like the video its halirious.! oh yeah mental health 1 is right slow down a bit...

[sakura5761]

So funny, love it.

Love your videos, I'm suscribed!

:D

[MetalHealth1]

I agree with zerogravity46 and insarmanse. You're going a bit too fast and I kind of lose track of what you're trying to say. Honestly, it's a bit stressful to listen to.

[TheBunnybeater]

insarmanse, ZeroGravity46, MentalHealth1, the three of you are quite possibly the first three to consistently give non-conflicting feedback, which is really, really helpful.

I've taken what you've said into account. Thanks for the feedback!

[LeroyBanks]

your facial expression dont change much. since your face is clearly the focal point of the video i would recommend just loosening up. you look to uptight when you move around like your motions are more rehearsed than fluid movements. keep up the good work tho bro hope i helped

[ZeroGravity46]

Yeah, when you deliver your jokes you should do it with more finesse. Sometimes just the expression and delivery is what makes it funny.

[insarmanse]

LOL just slow down a bit your getting to excited that sometimes you can hear what your saying. still funny though

[Elwood232]

funny!!!!

[Malmordar]

You re quiet the ranter, :) keep em coming.

[AbsoluteInsanity03]

my dad won the lottery twice XD

[TheBunnybeater]

Dude...the odds of that...I mean...damn.

If you were to take a gun and fire it once into the air in a random direction, the odds of that bullet hitting, say, an endangered species of giraffe are still greater than the odds of winning the lottery twice.

Unless your dad took the entire first pile of winnings and spent it all on lottery tickets.

[AbsoluteInsanity03]

lol my dad cracked up and called about several other people to make sure it was the right numbers...though this was a long time ago lol. the first prize was a car and the second was a load of money i was extemely surpised when i heard it. He told me that around 50 people asked him for money lol

[DjStiv3]

well winnign like 25 bux aint hard ma pops did like once or twice,, but ye i know wat yu mean i actually try the little dolla things ya know,, im not gunna spend 5 bux for a one in 10 million chance to win a million dollars,, id rather buy 5 one dollar tickets and win another free dollar card thing or 2 dollars or try and go forthe jackpot which is about 2-5 thousand at then most for these little things,, lol

[BeeJ66]

What?

[drpeppington]

I like the general gist of this alot. But If you don't mind a few comments... I really enjoy your view, although I think there is a point between witty criticism and cynical droning. I enjoyed it, but I'm not so sure it's for the sake of comedy so much as a pinpointed attack on society.

[stratocaster539]

Thanks for expressing what most of us are already thinking!

[PismoBeach]

Can't decide which please more, the verbal wit or that turtle photo and its caption.

What matters is: this is a good one.

[veaceleste]

lol! it's TRU!

:D

[shadowviper12]

im sorry i cant understand a word of this.but you talk funny so it was worth watching

[gotbad]

Another great video! You are very entertaining my friend! lol

RR

[anijijapan1975]

:) :) lol buy 11 dollars and wins 10 dollars lottery. You can really talk 1000 words per minute lol. wow, brilliant!

[susanalake]

you are a great speaker

Thanks for the video

hugs

Susana

[fkmetiff]

awesome but let's see another in which you power up the enthusiasm and go diamond (the network marketeers in the house will know exactly what I mean)

[TheBunnybeater]

Hey mate, thanks for the advice and support. But, for those of us who aren't network marketeers...?

[baladistaromantica]

Awesome !!!

[no2hate]

er, I'm sorry . . . I totally lost focus after you said :"sleeping with Eliza . . . ;)

very good! peace2u! eric

[TheBunnybeater]

Just reading that comment made my mind wander for a while. Cheers!

[JimQualls]

Great talent!

[LonelyAsACloudUK]

Excellent video, So true! your very funny & a great talker, i know this lovely old lady, she spends over at least £150 a week on the lotto, and has been doing for the 3 years, as far as i know she has not won a penny, she does the same numbers every week, i asked her once why she carried on spending all this money & getting no returns, her answer to me was, well you just never know, maybe i will win next week.

(Hope! that's what makes us tick)

[VectorFanGT]

You are a great humourist,dude,one question:which is the name of the girl appeared in 3:20?

[TheBunnybeater]

That would be Eliza Dushku. She is the same girl that appears in the other pictures as well. The characters she's played (amongst others) are called Echo, Tru, and Faith respectively, hence her other inclusions. It's a pun that about three people will get.

[martin77749]

You make me laugh :D

You're the best ! XD

[HesterMcLester]

you give me a headache.

[viudanegraaa]

Awesome !!!

[docwertham]

that was rare. well done.

[tps607]

You are absolutely correct....and I have my ticket ready for tonight....I'm as good as Ned Divine!

[PadronEdo]

nice boy. 5*

[m007417]

excellent video mate. i've never played the lottery cuase even as a kid i could calculate what the odds were, and it was laughable (if that is a word)

[csamw65]

From the B.C. comic...

LOTTERY: When a million stupid people make one stupid person look smart.

[EnhancedNightmare]

But there is a chance ! xD

[GohanDBZ]

Good job!

[watchdog2007]

hahaha great man!

someone asked me once if id accept a million dollars if a thousand people die and w/o batting an eyelash i said yes

man, im terrible

[FrazMedia]

dude i love your videos but sriouely, you need to stop rendering 16:9 vid to 4:3 so you can keep widescreen. Keep up the vids tho.

[hellavadeal]

I hate lotteries , I realy hate the ones that I never enter. They must have me confused with a normal sheeple.

Good vid.

[JmkLcAeJsm]

Very nice, much of the amusement.

[heavenslittlesecret]

I've bought like 3 in my lifetime so far. Why is it that we waste our last dollar to leave it to destiny? Funny vid but so true! :P

[1995dog]

We sell that crap at my work, and YOU ARE CORRECT ABOUT IT ALL!!! It's sooo terrible! But don't forget those addicted to the scratch-off tickets! Predominantly white trash and poor (wonder why). AWESOME VID!!!

[bigjamesbrown]

That was a very good vid...

[italia723]

Second view, second post, second laugh..personal God..hmm...yep...my destiny to hit the lotto..a Leo! Lol

[zackaz]

first view, first post, first laugh