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  • One sucked Balls?

    Three did!

    Faces of Evil, Wand of Gamelon and Zelda's Adventure!

  • MAH BOI , this game is what all true reviewers strive for !

  • The classical remix of gerudo vally music in the background is a nice touch :)

  • It seems that 17 people LOVE this game .... hahahaha .... XD

  • 16 people cannot do the duck walk

  • Gerudo valley theme in background :D

  • This is why Link never talks

  • Skrew attack?Wait!Hasn't AVGN reviewed this game for them?

  • Curse ScrewAttack for screwing Tom over. You can tell Craig is a dick.

  • @MajBlood

    What's up with all this Tom love? Craig wanted to turn Screwattack into a legit business, and Tom didn't buy into it. Craig gave him a chance to change his mind and come around, then after Tom continued to show a lack of caring Craig ultimately gave him an ultimatum, start pulling your weight or go. Tom opted for the latter and left. Craig didn't screw Tom over. Tom screwed himself.

  • @Magicforever1000 Dude stop acting like Craig gave him an ultimatum. Both of them were equal partners, only Craig being a scroungy sneaky fuck found some loophole and stole the rights to ScrewAttack under Tom's noise.

  • @MajBlood

    Yes I'm sure, that's why both Craig and Tom both admit to it? But no they're both lying and you know everything. I should just stop listening to the parties involved and listen to you, mighty internet warrior.

    Sound silly? Trust me it does to me too.

    Tom walked away, simple as that. He started Game Heroes, which failed to gain the same popularity as Screw Attack.

  • @Magicforever1000 Why are you sucking Craig's dick? What I said happened is true. It is common knowledge, he walked away because Craig forced him to walk away. Craig back stabbed him for his own profit.

  • @MajBlood

    I could ask you why you're sucking Tom's dick, but I'm hardly as immature. I find it strange you're more butthurt over the affair than Tom himself it. Tom got over it.

    You're opinion is moot to me, because guess what. Neither Craig, nor Tom have shared it. Tom himself said he walked away from Screwattack because he didn't like the direction it was heading..The man you're white knighting doesn't share your sentiment, stupid huh?

    It's not true just because you want it to be. Deal.

  • @Magicforever1000 Dude, really? Tom explained why he left Screwattack and it is because of the reason I said. And he is clearly not over it, since he and Craig are no friends anymore. You are fool, all of the G1s know that Craig was wrong.-

  • @MajBlood

    If Tom said that then guess what. He's an idiot too. What was Craig wrong for, because he wanted to turn ScrewAttack into a legit business, put it in the spotlight where it deserves to be? Tom didn't want to lift his weight because making it a legit business is too hard.. Boohoo. If that's the case, then obviously he didn't give a damn about Screwattack and needed to get gone. Plus you contradicted your own argument, if he was forced to leave. Why would he be explaining why he left?

  • @Magicforever1000 Ok dude here is what happened. In the 90s or something Tom was a big video game fan who wanted to make a big video game site. He asked Craig to help him out and they became partners. One day Craig went behind Toms back and went and got screwattack copyrighted so he was 100% owner. Tom told Craig it wasn't fair of him and asked him to give him his share so they could be equal partners. Craig loved the power and said no. So Tom left.

  • @MajBlood

    Just get this, I don't believe Tom, because he has every reason to lie to save his reputation. I believe ScrewAttack because they have no reason to lie, they were already going to lose Tom's fans, why spare their feelings?

    Craig gave Tom the chance to get in on it, Craig was neither 100%, he would be if Tom backed out like he did, but if Tom decided to pull his weight he'd give him his equal share. Tom said no, he left because he didn't like not getting 100% without giving 100%.

  • @Magicforever1000 Why were they already going to lose Tom fans? Tom was way more popular than freakish Craig and his stupid grin and dirty face.

  • @MajBlood

    Because Tom left, why would his fans stay? C'mon keep up with me. I think the success of ScrewAttack over Game Heroes shows otherwise, if he was so popular why did the fans of ScrewAttack not follow him to Game Heroes, because he's not as relevant as he'd like to think he is.

    You can ask anyone on ScrewAttack if they said they screwed Tom, most would say they don't care, but if Tom said he left from laziness and not wanting to work, that'd raise a few flags on his character.

  • To me, it seems that Metroid is the only Nintendo franchise to not have any bad games at all.

  • I finished this game when I was 8...

  • The best part is when they burned it. So satisfying

  • Duck Walk Duck Walk! lmao

  • Man this game sucks, if they made this for the SNES, got rid of the lame cut scenes and atrocious voice acting, then it would've been a much better game.

    The same thing can be said about "Zelda:Wand of Gamelon".

  • ...I like this game...

  • This game is the reason why Link never speaks.

  • @Shyreenify So is the Animated Series

  • Sorry? Zelda 3? Have you actually ever played Zelda?

  • and the zelda version?

  • @ike111111 Same can be said

  • i wonder whats for dinner

  • On the other hand, God bless you for getting rid of that unessisary iPhone version of gametrailers where you can't watch anything.

  • Because I am unable to play videos on gametrailers that make you select you're age on the iPhone. Besides, why do you bother having that age selection anyway? A little toddler can select 1/01/1900 and will end up watching the video without typing email adress and password. At least put a warning sighn with a selection above or below 18.

  • D-duckwalk! Duckwalk! Duckwalk!

  • There is no Zelda 3

  • @ECL28E They meant A Link to the Past (Which is a prequel)

  • @ECL28E But no actual Zelda 3, a sequel to Zelda 2.

  • i wish i were part of the screw attack crew.i envy all of them

  • burn mutherfu--, BURN!!!

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  • 3:30, you see that they still have it on the shelf, damn thats some bad filming xD

  • I don't blame them...

  • they forgot wand of gamalon and zelda's adventure

  • Wand of Gamelon is very similar to Faces of Evil though. Zelda's Adventure is still shit but as bad as those two.

  • I know, but they said that that one sucked, they don't bother saying that the others sucked

  • The duck walk, quack quack

  • i actually, seriously, like this game

  • it really sucked. but i love YTP. thats wath makes this game popular

  • the final boss sucked you just throw a book at him

  • SQUADALA

  • lol duck walk this game is more like dick wad

  • It just sucked balls.

  • *applauds at the burning*

  • " duck walk!! duck walk!!!" XD

  • the only good reason for this game is youtube poop

  • This is just a horrible abomination of mankind!

  • BEST GAME EVARRRRRR... *Sarcasm*

  • Link is so gay in this game!

  • it just sucked balls

  • damn... it just sucs balls

  • LMAO, 'When I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck walk!'.

  • no dude all of the 3 cdi zelda games should be destroyed. nintendo even tried to pretend they didnt exsist.... who can blame them?

  • "no dude all of the 3 cdi zelda games should be destroyed."

    -

    -Shit man, what the hell is wrong with you? Play any of the games 24 hours straight, then pop in Ocarina of time, I guarantee you it will seem 100 times better.

  • he bured them its awful regardles if it sucked it rare

  • ...He touched the game. He has been defiled!

  • this is utterly a disgrace of all zelda games for peaple who dont know the cd i or these games should never know if they love zelda

    .........it sucs balls

  • link look liked he put on lip stick look at his lips lol

  • link look all gay

  • Regardless of control scheme, the game just sucked. (I played it and could not get myself to play more then 8 minutes)

  • Tom: "Why did we decide to go with Link: Faces of Evil?"

    Craig: "It just sucked balls!"

    LOL! Priceless!

  • the duck walk

    ecscuse me

    i am going to kill myself

  • When I'm crouching, you can make me do the Duck Walk!

  • I don't really see how bad the controls are. =/

  • Take a closer look. It's usually easy to tell bad controls from bad player ability, I think.

    And, if that doesn't do it, picture this: Up to jump, crouch+item to enter menu, and CD-i controllers tend to be vertical, rather than suitable for any type of actual game playing.

  • Doesn't seem that hard.

    I've worked with controls that are worse!

    Try playing Super Mario 64 with a flight simulation controller on a PC!

    But up to jump, down + item to access menu seems pretty strait forward.

    I've played games with those control schemes.

    Players just need to adapt to different controls.

    That's why resident evil had pretty tight controls to me.

  • Again, though, part of the problem is that you usually have to play with an unsuitable controller. Kinda like playing Super Mario 64 with that flight simulation controller. And SM64 had good, tight controls.

    In addition, hate to say it, but adapting to bad controls is just not done by most :|. People usually want to be able to "pick up and play", which is a bit part of the issue here. And, control schemes are only one part of control quality; responsiveness is a big, albeit subtle, issue also.

  • Yeah, I don't think I could understand the controls if I never used the controller.

  • Haha that was so funny when he yelled to duckwalk

  • The wand of gamelon is worse!

  • LOL when he said "it was on the C-DI"....I knew it was going to suck...well i allready know that the game sucks

  • THE GAME! IT BURNS!!! DX

  • Shouldn't have destroyed it. It was a working copy of a rare game. Yes, it sucked. But ya coulda sold it for big bucks.

  • look at toms hair

  • PINGAS

  • Lies! lol toasters toast bread.

    i'm not sure which is used more between the two. I think Link: Faces of Evil is used a bit more often but with all the youtube Poop's out there who knows.

  • DUCKWALK!!!!!!!

  • Ha ha, they didn't burn it at all, at the end where the dude says ''it just sucked balls'' the game's still on the background on the fireplace.

  • they probally filmed that scene first

  • Anyone know the music playing in the background for the first 60 seconds? I think it's a zelda song bt cant find it anywhere :(

  • I belive its the Gerudo theme song.

  • Thank you guys! I've been trying to find Link saying the "duck walk" line for months. I saw it on youtube once when I was drunk and could never find that original video again!

  • lol if you were drunk, then are you sure you actually found it and not just "thought" you found it?

  • sht...how rich are you guys?

  • realy it was stupid to put it in the fire people will pay alot of money for the cd-i zelda games(i saw 1 sell for a couple hundred dollers)

  • Mah Boy!

  • this game ruined my favorite franchise

  • no man it completed it! this is my second favorite game ever! you should try playing it! it is great! especially the music from the nortinka level!

  • (Sarcasm here)

  • shitty games always become youtube poop

  • I call it "Link : Mah Boy version" XD

  • It reminds me of Dora the Explorer...Zelda style...

  • link the faces of evil is one of the many reasons that youtube poops exists!imagine what would happen if it was never made!

  • Without it Youtube Poop probably wouldn't exist.

  • what about hotel mario? "where there´s smoke, they pinch back."

  • HANDSOME TOM IS BALD!!

  • screwattack should donate it to avgn

    hell yeah

  • Notice how the game is still on the shelf at the end after they burned it.

  • Mah boi

  • duck walk... DUCK WALK lol

  • why burn it

    that game is worth a LOT

  • can someone shoot me if they force me to play this abomanation that came from hell?

  • i can, with my rifle.

  • Maybe he can dodge the shot by doing the duck walk!

  • no he can't. mwahahaha.

  • NO! The duck walk has failed again!

  • This Game should have never existed!

    It sucked more than balls....hell....

  • and its worth LOADS

  • i got one brand new for 8 dollars

  • it would be funny if gannons head came out of the game while it was burning and he said "it burns!!!" lol

  • you should have given it to me instead of burning it!

  • lol aftr watching so much poops i actually want to play the CD-I games lol

  • Well don't. Only good things are the YTPs

  • Compared to Action 52 on the NES this game is a Masterpiece! :D

  • Yeah those game sucked balls. But they did make us some great YTPs!!!

  • Link has the face of Evil

  • Oh yeah, the duck walk. Who does Link think he is, Chuck Berry?!

  • well, imagine Link doing the duck walk while playing let there be rock. Shigeru, if you're on utube, please read this comment!!!

  • Woah, this is a pretty old VGV.

  • 1:13 - Oh my GOD!!! I think I would've had nightmares if I saw that as a kid. Eeeehhg.

  • actually, the cutscenes are kinda amusing. it's the only reason i would look up those cdi zelda games.

  • 3 games for the cd-i?

  • I miss you Handsome Tom!!!

  • DON'T BURN IT! They're so rare...

    I know it sucks balls, but the cutscenes are freaking hilarious!

  • MAH BOI

  • Thanks to this review, I want to play this some more!

  • It sucks so badly it makes poeple want to try it out for themselves

  • It just sucked balls.

  • It just sucked balls.

  • "When I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck walk!"

  • JUST HIT THE FREAKING TRIFORCE

  • DUCK WALK!!!!!

  • THE DUCK WALK...

  • If you think about it, Link: Faces of Evil is the most advanced Zelda game. It has full voice acting, animated cutscenes and a main character with more personality than the other Links.

    It sucks, but I think it deserves credit for what Nintendo doesn't do.

  • ya but too bad the animation sucks and the voice acting is horible so it's not really that advanced

  • No shit, thats kinda what umathefurry pointed out. Thanks for repeating it.

  • The gameplay is actually pretty good, you know?

  • Ya, if by some off chance Nintendo ever decides to give Link a voice, the voice from Link: The Faces of Evil seems like it would fit the bill nicely.

  • Best part of the video was when you yelled "Do the DUCK WALK!!!", lmao. Great video, like always screwattack.

  • you guys shoulda mentioned that nintendo did NOT make those games. lots of idiots think they did.

  • You guys sent that game back to hell where it belongs.........Great!

  • where did these guys get their nicknames from? Craig doesn't stutter and Tom isn't handsome

  • lol i know. i think its false advertising, a joke lulz

  • Besides, nicknames are all the rage.

  • It shouldn't have even been put in the same building with the excellent Zelda NES games (referring to the beginning)! Still, thanks for throwing that shitty game into the fireplace!

  • bless you for burning it!

  • that game will burn in the video game hell for all eternity

  • of course, without it, youtube poop wouldnt be what it is today

  • it will suffer along with hotel mario and somari, uhhhh, just mentioning those games makes me cringe!

  • The animation of teh cutscenes are too irritating for me (oYo).

  • Thanks for reviewing the actual gameplay instead of focusing entirely on the crappy cutscenes.

  • i just made a comment on another video about wind waker sucking balls now im just glad its not like this!

  • Yep, this game deserves to be trashed. All the CD-i games suck. All they're good for is youtube poop material.

  • faces of evil sucked so much it didnt count as a legend of zelda game(also because it wasnt made by nintendo)

  • When I'm crouching you can make me do the duck walk!......

    THAT'S SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

  • Looks like the game was "hardend with fire"!

  • this zelda game wasent made by nindindo

  • SO FUCKN BORING!!!

  • LMAO! DUCK WALK DUCK WALK DUCK WALK!!

  • the only thing i didn't like was the animated cut-scenes

  • my username is ScReWaTtAcKeD! coinsodence

  • They should put in Ganon's "NO!" and "IT BURNS!" when they "BURN"ed it.

  • i guess the nerd could review